General Liu Jie returned in triumph, standing at the dormitory door with his sword drawn.

Holding up the Kotex toothpaste in my hand:

Our goal is—!

He just went downstairs to the supermarket to buy toothpaste.

Liu Jie went to buy toothpaste not because he was noble or virtuous, but because he didn't want to borrow his roommate's toothpaste after he ran out.

Instead, he practically ate all of his roommate's food.

Hao Zhangwen threatened that if he didn't resolve the toothpaste issue today, he would kick him out of 404!

Liu Jie's arms were getting sore from holding them up, but his three sons still hadn't given him the secret code to "no cavities".

The three of them looked at him together.

Liu Jie: ...

When everyone else is going crazy, it seems perfectly normal for you to go crazy too.

But if you go crazy when everyone is calm, it seems a bit eccentric.

He cleared his throat twice to ease the awkwardness:

"The toothpaste is here..."

Zhao Xun grabbed the half-empty bottle of Yibao mineral water from the table, walked over to Liu Jie, and patted him on the shoulder as if to offer a word of comfort:

"You've worked hard. Here, Brother Jie, have a glass of '82 lemonade."

Zhao Xun forced the bottled water into Liu Jie's hand.

Liu Jie picked it up and shook it; the mineral water inside was crystal clear.

"No, there's no lemonade there..."

Then his sharp eyes spotted something that shouldn't be in the dormitory.

Why is there a bouquet of roses on Lao Bei's table?!

After a moment's thought, Liu Jie laughed heartily.

"It seems you did take your father's words to heart, Lao Bei... Well, it's never too late to mend the fence after the sheep are lost, and it's better to send it late than not to send it at all."

He nodded in agreement, "Hey... but didn't you go out to dinner with my daughter-in-law today? Why didn't you bring it? These flowers will wither in a day or two if they're not put in water..."

Lu Yibei thought it made sense and immediately went to find the large bottle of mineral water that had been left in the dormitory.

"no."

Liu Jie was even more confused: "Lao Bei, you haven't even delivered it yet, why are you taking it apart first... Are you even going to be able to pack it up and take it back—"

Zhao Xun patted Liu Jie on the shoulder again, interrupting him, and said in a deep, sexy voice with a profound look in his eyes:

Have you ever considered one possibility?

"?"

"This flower was a gift from his girlfriend."

Liu Jie thought it over and over again, and decided to think it over again and again.

This was something he hadn't expected...

He unscrewed the half-empty bottle of mineral water in his hand and gulped it down.

No wonder it's a lemon from 1982!

This sourness is... absolutely incredible!!

Liu Jie threw the empty bottle angrily to the ground:

"Blanch!!"

No, why?! They're taking advantage of me!

"I won."

Hao Zhangwen, who had been silently observing everything, stood up and said to Zhao Xun, "I knew Brother Jie would throw the bottle. Remember you owe me a Coke."

Zhao Sun: "Damn it!"

Liu Jie: ? ?

...

The upcoming National Day Golden Week holiday has college students very excited.

Even so, they still had to face the last two days of classes before the holiday.

Sitting in the classroom, Ji Qingqian propped up her textbook and secretly played on her phone in the back.

Even though there are very few teachers to supervise you in university classrooms, this comprehensive defense mechanism still puts Ms. Ji at ease.

[Qingqian: How is Private First Class resting?]

[Abei: Perfect]

[Abei: It's just that the dreams I had weren't very good.]

[Abei: I dreamt that I went out to play with you, the female knight-errant]

[Abei: Just as I finished the most difficult part of packing my luggage, and was about to leave, hey, I woke up.]

[Abei: You have to make it up to me]

Ji Qingqian almost chuckled out loud.

[Qingqian: All I think about all day is playing]

[Qingqian: Have you forgotten that we're going to fight on the battlefield?]

[Abei: Please give me your instructions, sir!]

[Abei: Hangzhou soldiers are at attention.jpg]

[Qingqian: Awaiting my command, ready to set out at any time]

[Ah Bei: Yes, sir!]

In plain terms, Ji Qingqian invited Lu Yibei to play games together.

She skipped military training.

After military training, Lu Yibei stood up the confession he was about to make.

The two hadn't played games properly for almost a month.

Although the two initially fell in love because of a game.

But while they may be in a relationship, they can't stop playing games just because they're in a relationship.

[Qingqian: Mm]

[Abei: Corporal Chi Ching-chi!]

[Qingqian: At]

[Abei: If I remember correctly, this should be class time right now.]

[Qingqian: ...]

[Uncle: Pay attention in class! Stop playing on your phone!]

[Shallow: No]

[Qingqian: I want to chat with you a little longer]

[Abei: Even pleading won't work!]

[Abei: And don't think I don't know, you definitely have PVZ running in the background]

[Qingqian: Goodbye, heartless person!]

Ji Qingqian typed out these five words heavily, then closed WeChat and also shut down the classic version of Plants vs. Zombies that was running in the background.

Then I sat up straight and began to listen to the teacher pointing at the PPT slides.

After listening for a while, she twirled her pen, looked out the window, and then began to observe the cracks on the table.

Everything seems more interesting than what the teacher is saying.

This is truly a lesson that makes one love life...

Sitting next to her, Wang Jue clearly saw the goddess's emotional changes.

Seeing Ji Qingqian rest her chin on the desk with a bored expression, Wang Jue couldn't help but smile.

Just as she was about to pay attention in class, she noticed that Chen Wei, the class monitor sitting in front of her, was looking at them. Although he seemed a little embarrassed, he also seemed to be plotting something...

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