Chapter 104

Chi Sulu waited for a few more minutes, but still did not get to hear the unspoken secret. Chi Qi seemed to have completely forgotten about the matter, and kept muttering irrelevant nonsense in his heart. She was so anxious that she wanted to hang her brother up and torture him.

She quietly observed Meng Tianyu. The two had met several times before and had worked on the same stage. Her initial impression of her was not bad.

Because Meng Tianyu treats people with sincerity and enthusiasm, and from the brief contact she made with her, she doesn't seem like the kind of person who says one thing and does another. She also hasn't heard anyone in the circle complain about Meng Tianyu being a big shot, fake, or having a bad temper.

But at the same time, there was no need for Chi Qi to tell lies. After all, he was speaking from his heart...the gossips he had heard in the past were all genuine, without a trace of water.

What is going on?

What happened to Meng Tianyu in private?

Chi Sulu was confused and kept looking up at Meng Tianyu, trying to find any flaws.

Fu Boci noticed that her attention was not on him and her eyes kept glancing to the side, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Chi Sulu waved her hands and said it was okay, she was just trying to find out the truth.

Fu Boci had to think more. Based on his experience, if someone said that nothing was wrong, then there must be something wrong. "Tell me the reason."

Chi Sulu repeated, "It's really okay."

Fu Boci became even more certain that something must have happened!

Chi Qi searched through the candy box. There were normal flavors, but there were more strange flavors: chili, toothpaste, dog food, soap, and some with rainbow-colored packaging and surprise blind box flavors.

He searched for reviews online and was shocked to learn that the surprise blind box smelled like old bandages, dead fish, dandruff, and vomit...all smells that made people lose their appetite just by looking at them. He felt that if he ate the blind box candy, he wouldn't have to eat dinner. He was simply disgusted.

I silently put the lid back to its original state. For the first time, I was so scared that the food was real.

He was not the only one who did this. The other guests also chose to put down the candies in their hands, especially Lu Jinyue who had eaten the firecracker-flavored candy. His mouth was now filled with a pungent and choking taste, and he went to rinse his mouth with great pain.

Meng Tianyu found the strange-tasting beans on a shopping app. She didn't look at them carefully, but when she saw that the candies contained grass and firecracker flavors, she impulsively placed an order for ten boxes. After receiving the boxes, she found that they were so hard to swallow.

She was still worrying about what to do with the remaining nine boxes, but unexpectedly, someone gave her a pillow when she was sleepy. The episode she participated in had exactly nine guests, and more importantly, her CP was among them.

There is no better arrangement than this, as you can get the candy, satisfy yourself, and quietly establish some kind of connection with your CP.

[Eating this candy when I was a kid was like a childhood nightmare. ]

[I generally don’t eat things that taste weird, but if they taste weird enough, I will buy them and try them. ]

[You can save it for the New Year, when those annoying relatives come to visit, take it out and put it on the table, and when the naughty kid starts making noise, immediately stuff it into his mouth. ]

[I have bought it. I picked and chose what I could eat, and shared the rest with my colleagues in the office. ]

[I bought a box last year and ate three every day. I picked them randomly without considering the flavor. Sometimes I was happy, sometimes I was satisfied. It was quite fun. ]

The guest speakers have completed their self-introduction process and it’s time to move on to the next step.

Niu Kulu said confidently, "In order to help the flying guests quickly integrate into our big family, let's play a little ice-breaking game first."

Following his instructions, the guests sat down one by one and formed a circle.

Niu Kulu began to explain the rules of the game, "A guest is randomly selected on the big screen on the left, and an animal is randomly displayed on the big screen on the right. The selected guest needs to imitate the call of the animal within 10 seconds."

After the explanation, he also kindly gave everyone a demonstration.

A cheerful mechanical electronic voice sounded, "What does the animal sound like? Cow!"

Niu Kulu answered immediately, imitating the words perfectly. "Moo, moo, moo~~" He turned his head to face everyone, "Do you understand?"

Everyone nodded, understanding that this game was all about luck. If you were lucky and drew a simple animal, you could pass it easily. If you were unlucky and drew an unfamiliar animal, you would have to consider yourself unlucky.

Lu Jinyue raised his hand and asked what everyone was most concerned about, "What if I can't imitate it?"

Niu Kulu said loudly: "Good question! The guests who can't imitate it will be punished."

All the guests, "."

Niu Kulu glanced at the entire audience and announced, "The game begins now!"

The huge TV screen in the living room began scrolling names, and Niu Kulu called out to stop, "Let's take a look at the first lucky winner... It's Meng Tianyu."

"What do animals call? Frogs!"

Meng Tianyu stood up and answered the question confidently, "Quack, quack, quack."

Niu Kulu clapped his hands, "Very good, you passed successfully, next one."

The names rolled again, and in the moment when the rest of the people held their breath, the next lucky person was Jiang Bieshan.

"What does the animal bark like? A dog!"

Jiang Bieshan stood up calmly and barked three times.

Lu Jinyue, who was standing by, commented, "It sounded like a dog barking when it was walking peacefully and suddenly got kicked on the side of the road."

Jiang Bieshan confronted him without giving in, "Do you want me to perform a mad dog show for you?"

Lu Jinyue took a step back cautiously, "Are you going to bite me again?"

bite?

Where did you bite?

How much force did you use to bite?

When Meng Tianyu heard the ambiguous word, she was cheered up. The candy was so sweet, she wanted to eat it in big mouthfuls!

The Chinese teacher said: "Details! Details!"

The math teacher said: "Where's the process! Where's the process!"

The music teacher said, "Where's the sound! Where's the sound!"

The art teacher said, "Where's the picture! Where's the picture!"

At this moment, Meng Tianyu combined the teacher's requirements and thought about something. The corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up. She tried hard to press them down and endured it with great difficulty.

She can't laugh because she's on a live broadcast and she has to pay attention to her image.

Niu Kulu heard the two people talking together, and he was overwhelmed and shouted angrily, "Little mouth!"

He was not embarrassed when no one answered the conversation, so he answered himself, "Shut up!"

Jiang Bieshan, "..."

Lu Jinyue, "..."

Now that his ears were quiet, Niu Kulu showed a satisfied expression.

The game continues.

[Hahahahahaha Kuang Ye had a cold face and reluctantly imitated the cat's meow. ]

[Let’s learn to meow together, meow meow meow meow meow~ and act like a cat in front of you, oh meow meow meow meow~]

[The Internet is great, you can see a CEO worth over 100 million yuan crowing like a rooster. ]

[Qiao Yujing drew a little bee. What does the little bee’s call sound like? ]

[Two little bees were flying among the flowers. The one flying high said to the one flying low, "You low bee."]

The effect will be better when the performances of several people are combined with barrage.

Chi Qi was the sixth one to be drawn, in no particular order.

The five people in front of him all gave the answer easily, so Chi Qi stood up confidently, ready to show his skills.

A mechanical electronic voice sounded, "What's that animal calling? Snake!"

One second, two seconds...

Chi Qi's body was stiff and motionless, and the smile on his face froze.

[It’s over, Barbie Q is gone. 】

Failure at the critical moment.

He was going to be the first and probably the only one to be punished.

Chi Qi's eyes went dark and his mind went blank. Although he looked calm on the surface, he was actually terribly panicked inside. He couldn't even remember the sound of the snake.

Time waits for no one, and everything is changing rapidly.

[Dead brain! Think about it quickly! 】

Seeing that the seconds were about to reach zero, Chi Qi rushed to the last second and randomly guessed an answer, "As you wish, as you wish, please do as I wish, and please show up soon!"

Everyone present was stunned for a moment, including the barrage.

[Is this... okay? ]

[Why not count? ]

Chi Qi argued for himself, "Why not? When you hear this sentence, you can think of snakes, which conforms to the rules of the game."

What he said was well-reasoned. Niu Kulu pondered for a few seconds and thought that this would increase the fun of the show, so he waved his hand and approved him.

So, from this point on, everything went haywire.

"What does an animal sound like? A pig!"

Lu Jinyue didn't want to imitate the squeals of a pig, which would damage his image, so he said the classic line of Marshal Tianpeng, "Divide the luggage, I want to go back to Gao Laozhuang."

"What does the animal sound like? A wolf!"

Ye Man said Gray Wolf's catchphrase, "I will definitely come back!"

The barrage of comments also started to make some fun.

[What do animals call? Niuma: OK, got it. ]

[What do animals call? Dragon: Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! (Use your own imagination to make up the background music)]

[What do animals call? Tiger: I’m going to Shu Road No. 3. ]

[I racked my brains to play with abstraction, but I still couldn't beat you talented players. ]

Chi Sulu was at the end of the list, the second to last one to be drawn. The last one would undoubtedly be Chi Qi's brother-in-law Fu Boci - everyone else had been drawn, leaving only him.

"Is that what an animal calls? A duck!"

Chi Qi was extremely envious.

[This is so easy. My sister is so lucky. 】

Maybe he was too eager to eat melon and was distracted, or maybe he was led astray by the people in front of him, or maybe the lights in the living room were too dazzling.

Anyway, to everyone's surprise, Chi Sulu blurted out, "Sister, open a glass of champagne!"

The seven light words stirred up a huge wave, and the air around was instantly wrapped in silence.

As soon as the words came out, Chi Sulu reacted.

Half a second later, the only word left in her mind was "finished". For the first time, she couldn't control her expression and closed her eyes in despair.

If it was a recorded broadcast, she could still save it and edit it out later, but this was a live broadcast...

The scene fell into deathly silence and the atmosphere dropped to freezing point.

Everyone looked at each other, obviously none of them had expected this scene.

Niu Kulu was even more confused, what was this? A live broadcast accident?

You must not fight in the live broadcast room!

The netizens who were watching were going crazy with joy.

[I am dying of laughter. How many times has this lady ordered duck? How many times has she heard this sentence? ]

[Well, I have to say, it is very vivid. ]

[Duck: Quack, quack, quack~Quack, quack~My call is quack, quack! ]

[Everyone’s facial expressions are so wonderful~]

[I really didn’t expect that the easy-point question would instantly turn into a fatal question. ]

[Will Mr. Fu run away in anger again this time? History repeats itself hhhhh. ]

Chi Qi was extremely shocked. He didn't expect his sister to cause such a big mess.

After finally getting through a period of time, the previous incident gradually faded from the netizens' sight. Now, it has failed at the last minute, and new jokes have been added.

[Sister, you really... I don’t know what to say to you. I hope my brother-in-law’s love brain is strong enough that he doesn’t care about this. 】

Finally, it was Niu Kulu who broke the awkwardness. "Well, one round of the game is over. Fortunately, no guest needs to be punished. I believe that through this small game, everyone has a deeper understanding of each other... After a day of running around, everyone should be tired. Let's go back to the room and rest. We'll see you tomorrow when you have enough energy."

Chi Sulu seemed to be escaping back to his room upstairs to rest, his back looked hurried and collapsed.

[ah? Tonic! Let the guests go back and rest after the tonic, I haven’t seen enough! ]

[What's wrong? What's wrong? Can someone please tell me what happened? ]

[Oh my goodness, Sister Lu, you are a big sieve... Speak more quietly next time, it’s not glorious. ]

[I am a distinguished VIP member, I want to see the follow-up! ]

As expected, this incident became a hot topic again, and a large number of netizens who loved to watch the fun heard the news and commented on the official blog to urge the authorities to take action.

Niu Kulu looked at the data that was increasing every moment, feeling mixed emotions, and silently prayed that the two could spend the night in peace and not delay tomorrow's filming progress.

The guest bedrooms upstairs are spacious and furnished in a similar manner, so the guests do not have to squeeze into one bed like in previous episodes.

Chi Qi came out of the shower, covered in steam. His hair was only half dry, and the ends were still wet.

He casually put the towel on the rack next to him, took two steps forward and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Xie Mu was sighing at the pile of clothes on the suitcase on the floor. He had packed them carefully at home, but after just a few hours, they were already in a mess. "I'll pack them up for you and put them in the closet."

Chi Qi said nonchalantly: "No, the suitcase is my wardrobe."

[After three days, you can just close the suitcase and leave without having to pack. It saves trouble. 】

“…”

Xie Mu did not insist and suggested: "Then I will blow dry your hair?"

Chi Qi sat on the bed with his back to him, "Okay, be careful not to burn me."

His hair was soft and felt good to the touch, even easier to stroke than Tangyuan's hair. Xie Mu made a simple comparison, then held up the hair dryer and provided a careful and patient blow-drying service.

Chi Qi started playing with his phone. He searched for Meng Tianyu's name on her social account, clicked on her homepage, and browsed the latest posts. Most of them were vlogs that recorded her daily life. She loved sharing and interacted frequently with her fans, often using emoticons and cute and funny emoticons.

He looks full of energy and loves life, but it is hard to imagine that his secret way of relieving stress is to write about the people he hates in a rag article and humiliate them in 108 ways.

Chi Qi was a little absent-minded when he thought of this, and swiped down a few more times. What he didn't notice was that he accidentally gave a like to the other person's life photo.

The hand that was pressed against his scalp paused, and a slightly dissatisfied voice sounded from above, "After watching her for so long, do you think she is beautiful?"

Chi Qi tilted his neck slightly, "What?" He thought for a few seconds and asked, "I didn't pay attention to her appearance, how do you know she is beautiful? Have you been secretly looking at my phone screen?"

Xie Mu was indeed trying to do two things at once. He was blowing his hair while watching him playing with his phone. He cleared his throat and cleverly changed the subject, "How is your stay in this room?"

"It's just so-so." Chi Qi moved his butt and said, "Your bed is not as comfortable as my own bed."

Not soft enough nor elastic enough. 】

Xie Mu took the opportunity to say, "You can sleep in my room. My bed is big and soft."

Chi Qi decisively refused, "No."

[Agreeing to go to your room and sleep in your bed in the dead of night is like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth, a bird entering a cage, and walking into a trap. I can tell what will happen just by thinking with my fingers. 】

Xie Mu made the second best choice, "I can stay."

Chi Qi refused more thoroughly, "That's even more unacceptable."

When others have bad intentions towards someone they like, they will make up an excuse, such as inviting the other person to their house to watch their cat do backflips. But your boyfriend, on the other hand, will do some calculations in his ear.

Xie Mu pursed his lips and said regretfully, "Well, it looks like I'll have to sleep alone tonight."

Chi Qi generously stuffed the pillow he brought into his arms and said, "Here you go. With two pillows, you can sleep peacefully."

There is still time to be trapped in love, but it seems that it is not trapped enough.

“…”

Xie Mu grabbed the pillow and wanted to say a few more words, but he was unexpectedly pushed outside by Chi Qi and the door was closed.

Chi Qi's voice came from the crack of the door, "Bye~ Good night, I'm going to sleep~"

*

A few minutes later, there were several knocks on the door. Chi Qi thought it was his boyfriend who had come back, so he walked over and turned the handle, "There is no way I would agree to sleep in the same bed with you..."

His tone weakened because the person standing outside the door was not Xie Mu, but his sister.

Chi Qi's mood took a sharp turn for the worse. It was almost midnight. Based on his many years of experience, it was probably not a good idea to find him at this time. He stood behind the door cautiously and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it here."

Chi Sulu looked listless. She raised her eyelids to look at him, raised her hand, and threw a few small boxes onto his bed. "This is for you."

Chi Qi asked, "What? I haven't even seen it clearly yet, and you threw the thing on my bed."

He ran to the bed and picked up one of the small boxes. After seeing what it was, he curled his lips in disdain, "I can't use it. Can't you give me something real and transfer some money for me to spend?"

Chi Sulu had already turned around, "If you don't want it, you can throw it away."

Chi Qi originally wanted to throw it into the trash can, but then he thought, this box was still brand new and it would be a shame to throw it away. Adhering to the fine traditional virtue of diligence and thrift, he stuffed it into the drawer of the bedside table.