Chapter 105

Chi Qi was awakened by a burst of loud and incessant noise. He pulled the quilt over him sleepily and buried his head in the pillow, trying to block out the noise.

After a moment, he found that the sound was still loud, so he had to lift the quilt and sit up in annoyance, scratching his messy hair.

Who is it? Can't you be quiet so early in the morning? Do you have any sense of public morality? 】

He opened the window angrily and found two excavators parked below.

? ? ?

“Why is the excavator here?”

Qiao Yujing, who had gotten up early, washed up and was already waiting downstairs, asked.

Niu Kulu said mysteriously, "You will know in the afternoon."

Kuang Ye guessed, "You don't want us to reclaim the deserted island, do you?"

Niu Kulu asked him, "Can you drive an excavator and then reclaim the deserted island?"

"Yes." Kuang Ye asked back, "Don't you know how to do it?"

Niu Kulu certainly wouldn't, he shook his head truthfully.

Kuang Ye understood and let out a long "oh", "I thought you could do that."

The other party's tone made Niu Kulu feel as if operating an excavator was just like using chopsticks and a spoon, which was the simplest life skill.

But being a director doesn’t require a tractor license, so why would he need to know how to drive an excavator? He just needs to shoot the variety show well.

Niu Kulu praised: "You are really amazing. You can even drive an excavator."

Kuang Ye didn't care, "It's not amazing, because it's very simple."

"Good morning!"

Meng Tianyu walked down the stairs and saw several people sitting together. "Wow! You guys got up too early. I set the alarm before going to bed last night, and I thought I would be the first one to get up. I didn't expect you guys got up much earlier than me."

Qiao Yujing greeted with a smile, "Good morning."

Meng Tianyu found a seat nearby and sat down. "I just saw two excavators parked in the yard upstairs. So is our task today to drive the excavators to dig the soil?"

Niu Kulu's voice became louder with surprise. "You can also drive an excavator?"

Meng Tianyu nodded, "I know a little bit, because I have only tried to drive a small excavator."

[There are really a lot of contrasts in Tianmei. ]

[Yes, Tianmei only looks sweet, but she is actually a girl with a strong personality. ]

"Are you discussing the excavator?" Ye Man and Zhou Yingnan appeared together.

Meng Tianyu said, "Yes."

Ye Man turned his head and said, "Brother Yingnan, I remember you can drive an excavator."

Zhou Yingnan smiled and said, "I haven't driven it for a long time, so it might be a little unfamiliar. I need to familiarize myself with the operating buttons first."

Niu Kulu was silent. No, why can all of you drive an excavator?

Is it easy to get an excavator license nowadays?

[A boss who can’t drive an excavator is not a good boss. ]

[Hahahaha, so what exactly is an excavator used for? ]

As they were talking, more guests arrived on the first floor one after another.

The program team stipulated that 8:30 was the official start time. With three minutes left, only Chi Sulu and Fu Boci had not yet appeared.

This reminds me of Chi Sulu’s accident yesterday and Fu Boci’s “disappearance” in the previous episode.

Niu Kulu couldn't remain calm anymore. He kept looking towards the stairs and even approached Chi Qi, saying tactfully, "Why don't you go call your sister?"

Chi Qi understood what he was worried about, so he said, "Director Niu Kulu, don't worry. After a night, my sister must have coaxed my brother-in-law into giving up."

[After all, my brother-in-law has never been angry with my sister for more than five minutes. 】

Although Chi Qi assured him and he didn't hear any quarrel between the two last night, Niu Kulu didn't know that Fu Boci was in love, and he was still worried.

The second hand made another full circle.

At the right moment, Chi Sulu and Fu Boci appeared at the same time. Although there was no expression on their faces, the careful guests noticed that they were holding hands and their bodies were very close.

It seems that they have reconciled.

Niu Kulu breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he didn't drop the responsibility and ran away, he would be fine. He hoped to finish filming the variety show in the next three days in peace and stability.

Amitabha, may Buddha bless you.

After breakfast, the guests worked together to clean up the table and sat around the sofa, waiting for the next arrangements from the program team.

"Good morning, everyone. Today is the first day of our trip to the island. I am very happy..." It was a long and meaningless opening speech, and Niu Kulu took three minutes to finish it.

He took a breath, turned on the double speed, and cueed the sponsors and advertisers one by one, "This program is exclusively sponsored by xxxx... Thank you xxx for the sponsorship..."

[I am a member, why can't I skip the ads? ]

[It’s the same ads over and over again, nothing new. Is there anyone who wants to take the rat poison commercial? I want to watch it and require the video to show swallowing actions. As long as you film it, I will definitely watch it to the end. ]

Niu Kulu said: "Today's schedule is very relaxed. We will play games indoors in the morning and outdoors in the afternoon."

Chi Sulu was alert, "Are you asking us to play a trick game?"

Ye Man asked, "What game?"

Niu Kulu shook his head. "To be honest, I don't know either."

Everyone present was puzzled, "You don't know? Aren't you the director?"

Niu Kulu explained, "The games will be provided by enthusiastic netizens, and we will randomly draw them. The main focus is excitement and authenticity."

He added: "The other groups remain unchanged. Chi Qi and Meng Tianyu will be in the same group. Does anyone have any objections?"

Lu Jinyue raised his hand, "I do. I want to apply for a team member replacement."

Niu Kulu glanced at him and replied coldly, "The application is invalid and rejected."

Lu Jinyue, "..."

Then what are you asking in such a pretentious manner?

Lu Jinyue finally understood that Niu Kulu was just like the principal's suggestion box in the school. You can raise your opinions as much as you want, but their solutions will not be solved anyway.

The familiar big screen began to scroll through the names of people. Niu Kulu skillfully called out "Stop!" "Let's see. Today's first lucky couple is... Ye Man and Zhou Yingnan."

"Netizens in the live broadcast room can post comments now. Type the game you want to play with two people on the public screen, and the timer will be one minute."

At the end of one minute, the two people drew a game of guessing lyrics. They still drew lyrics fragments provided by netizens, and then one of them looked at the content and said something vaguely, and the other person guessed the song title and lyrics based on the description.

After reading the rules of the game, Ye Man said, "Brother Yingnan doesn't know the songs, so we won't take turns. He will describe them and I will guess."

Niu Kulu nodded and agreed.

Zhou Yingnan tried to use the words as accurately as possible, "to describe the relationship between two people, which is beyond friendship but not yet love."

Ye Man guessed it immediately, "We are not lovers yet."

Zhou Yingnan: "Come closer to me."

The seated guests: "......?"

Ye Man: "Be a little braver and I will go with you~"

Zhou Yingnan: “Yes.”

“…”

Zhou Yingnan, "Your parents don't agree with you being with the person you like."

Ye Man guessed, "Separating a pair of lovers?"

Zhou Yingnan shook his head and continued to describe, "Running away with the person you love regardless of any obstruction."

Ye Man: "Ah! I see! It's an elopement, right?"

Zhou Yingnan: "Yes, what I told you before."

Others, “……???”

Ye Man: "As long as you are willing to follow me, as long as you are willing not to look back~"

“…”

Zhou Yingnan: "One of the mainstream types of porcelain, underglaze colored porcelain."

Ye Man: "Blue and white porcelain!"

Zhou Yingnan: “What I have been doing these years.”

Others, “……???”

Ye Man: "The sky is blue and waiting for the rain, and I am waiting for you~"

Zhou Yingnan made a heart shape with his hand: "What shape is this?"

Ye Man: "Love."

Zhou Yingnan was thinking about how to guide the other party to say the word "丫". The first thing he thought of was duck, because the "鸭" in duck is a homophone of "丫". However, he suddenly remembered the commotion caused by the duck last night and silently gave up this plan.

After a few seconds, he said, "The name of a type of potato chips you like to eat."

Ye Man: "Ah! Potatoes!"

Zhou Yingnan, "Connect the first words of the two sentences."

Ye Man, "Ai Ya Ai Ya."

Zhou Yingnan continued: "You owe me one..."

Others: What on earth are you guys talking about?

Ye Man lowered his head embarrassedly and hummed softly, "If you love me, give me an answer~"

If this isn't love! ! ! ]

[Which sister is so talented that she provided all lyrics of love songs? ]

[This is so sweet, I guarantee these two are definitely dating! ]

Niu Kulu clapped his hands, "Perfect understanding!"

"The game continues. Let's take a look at the next lucky couple... Lu Jinyue and Jiang Bieshan." Niu Kulu looked at the screen. "The game they drew is: Of course."

"You have to answer whatever the other person says - of course."

The highlight of this game is to attack the opponent with harsh words. The two people in front of us are recognized as "mortal enemies", so you can imagine how explosive the show effect will be.

hey-hey.

A perverted laugh sounded faintly, and Chi Qi turned his head. Who is laughing in my ear?

Meng Tianyu, who was sitting quietly next to him, asked, "What's wrong, brother?"

Chi Qi didn't find any suspicious people, "It's okay."

[I guess I heard it wrong.] 】

On the battlefield one meter away.

Lu Jinyue showed a determined expression, he was determined to defeat Jiang Bieshan completely.

The expectations of the netizens in the live broadcast room reached the highest point, and then Lu Jinyue said viciously: "You owe me 30 million."

Jiang Bieshan: "Of course."

[…I thought he had a big move, but this is it. ]

[Much thunder but little rain, disappointment. ]

Jiang Bieshan glanced at him and said calmly, "Your real height is about 1.79 meters."

The three words that Lu Jinyue was about to say were stuck in his throat.

It is true that he is 1.79 meters tall, but he has always claimed to be 1.80 meters tall. You know, although 1.79 meters is only one centimeter less than 1.80 meters, in people's eyes, this one centimeter makes a world of difference.

Forcing him to confess the fraud in public is simply too much!

Lu Jinyue almost squeezed out the sound from between his teeth, "Of course."

[Hahahahahahaha, 1.7 meters, 1.8 meters, 1.7 meters, 1.8 meters. ]

[There is a person around me who is 183cm tall and likes to say he is 179cm tall because he likes to see others break down when standing next to him. ]

[It is recommended that everyone report their height lower, so as to avoid embarrassment for those who report their height higher. ]

[Some men are so shameless in lying about their height. I will be your ruler and teach you how to see them clearly. Remember the formula: five minus four, the fifth is zero. ]

Lu Jinyue didn't have the upper hand, and he thought to himself that he must win this round. He went all out, "You often compete with pigs for feed."

Jiang Bieshan had a blank expression on his face. "Of course."

Jiang Bieshan counterattacked, "When others can't see you, you always walk on all fours."

Is this implying that he is a dog?

Lu Jinyue admitted that he was a little upset, but he couldn't get angry because they were playing games. "Of course."

[Hurt each other as much as you want. ]

[Jiang Bieshan really has Lu Jinyue under his control. ]

[Jiang Bieshan has such a vicious tongue that my fists are clenched just by hearing it. ]

[Ahhhh, sisters, I found the highlight! Jiang Bieshan is born in the year of the pig, Lu Jinyue is born in the year of the dog, ahhhh, without further ado, I'm going to eat this candy first! ]

[ah? Is this how you CP fans think? ]

Hehe, hehe.

The laughter became more unbridled and even more perverted.

Chi Qi turned his head again and stayed on Meng Tianyu's face for two seconds. Is it her?

Meng Tianyu noticed his gaze and was stunned. Why are you looking at me again?

Discovered? It shouldn't be.

Her inner voice has always been muted.

The results of two consecutive games were completely different from what Lu Jinyue had expected, and he couldn't help but become anxious.

Calm down and think carefully about the other person's weaknesses, the things he cares about most, and the aspects that can hurt him deeply.

Suddenly, a trick popped up in Lu Jinyue's mind. This time it must be a surprise trick, because it would hurt the enemy by a thousand but hurt his own eight hundred.

He looked directly into Jiang Bieshan's eyes and said clearly, "You like me."

Look how disgusting I am! I'm sure to win this game!

! ! !

What?

Everyone was shocked and looked up in astonishment.

The atmosphere on the scene was rendered to its highest point, and the live broadcast room exploded again!

[I am from the Civil Affairs Bureau. I have grown my legs and come here by myself. Please get married here! ]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do I hear? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Crack, crack, crack! ]

[Get out of the way!] My CP is about to be made public! Get out of the way! My CP is about to be made public! ]

[Jinbao, you...ah! Forget it, I’ll just eat it first as a sign of respect. ]

Chi Qi heard a scream that was about to pierce his eardrums.

Meng Tianyu's excitement cannot be described in words.

Family members! Who understands!

Fortunately, she participated in this variety show, otherwise she would definitely regret it for the rest of her life!

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Everyone was waiting for Jiang Bieshan's response.