After hitting his head, Chi Qi made two new discoveries.
New discovery one: He is actually a cannon fodder villain in a popular novel on a certain green-colored app.
New discovery two: ...
Chapter 109
The night breeze feels cool on my cheeks, refreshing my mind.
The silent night is the easiest time to arouse people's thoughts. Chi Qi couldn't help but start thinking, when did Xie Mu start to covet him?
He quickly recalled what had happened in recent months, looking for answers to his questions. Some small details that had been overlooked before emerged one by one, and he discovered a lot of clues.
Is it time to help him out at the engagement party?
Chi Qi thought for a few seconds and crossed out this time point. It should be earlier.
That was when she drove to pick him up home late at night, or, to make a bolder guess, she probably had a crush on him in the hospital. No wonder she was willing to walk Tangyuan with him and watch movies with him, because from the beginning, Xie Mu came here for him.
He thought Xie Mu was a very nice and kind person and gave him several Good Guy Cards, but he didn't expect that he was just a sheep in wolf's clothing!
You are really good at pretending.
Chi Qi thought a lot, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that every step was intentional by the other party, with the purpose of hooking this stupid fish. He himself had no self-control, so once the other party threw the bait, he was willing to take the bait.
So he fell in love with me at first sight? No, it would be more appropriate to say that he was attracted by her beauty! 】
After Chi Qi connected the cause and effect, he consciously grabbed the other person's pigtail, took a deep breath and asked, "You..."
Unexpectedly, before I even started talking, Xie Mu started nodding and humming heavily.
Chi Qi withdrew his question and asked in confusion: "What are you humming? I haven't asked yet."
Xie Mu turned his head and looked at him carefully, "No need to ask, it's just what you think."
What do you mean by "it's just what I think"? Do you know what I think? 】
The unexpected answer made Chi Qi's words stuck in his throat. He blinked and pouted, "Aren't you going to give me an explanation?"
Xie Mu threw the question to him again, "What do you want me to explain?"
Chi Qi said: "Explain it all."
It would be best to explain all the things he has not analyzed.
Xie Mu hesitated for a few seconds and said frankly: "Yes, I have liked you for a long time."
Chi Qi actually guessed the truth almost exactly, the only difference was that his love came earlier.
It wasn't that she fell in love with him the moment she opened her eyes and saw Chi Qi, but... she had developed a great liking for him as early as when he was lying on the hospital bed and heard the boy's voice for the first time.
The days before waking up were very boring. His consciousness seemed to be in a vague space. There were clearly no obstacles around him, but he could not break free and was forced to be trapped in a corner.
The appearance of Chi Qi brought him a lot of comfort. His originally stagnant life began to ripple because of the appearance of this stone.
During that time, all the sounds that appeared in front of the bed, whether they were mumbling, talking to oneself, or occasional complaints, were worth remembering for him.
The sky full of stars is like bright gems, inlaid in the night sky, shining brightly, weaving the music of dreams with their light.
When Chi Qi heard the word "like", he was stunned. He looked up and met a pair of eyes full of stars, which were more beautiful than the stars in the sky. In the center of the starlight, he saw himself.
The moment I came to the conclusion, my heart started beating wildly.
Chi Qi clasped his palms, his face a little hot, "I know, let's look at the stars."
[Really? If I ask you to explain, just explain it honestly. What do you want to do by speaking so gently? She is so pretty, which is even more unfair...】
After he said this, he raised his head, and thanks to his previous knowledge of astronomy, he was able to make out a few stars.
Quietly looking at the stars can calm your mind.
During the calm process, his fingers resting on the armrest of the chair were touched, interrupting his attention, and then the other person wrapped around his fingers tightly.
[Okay, if you want to hold my hand, go ahead.] 】
Chi Qi continued to look at the stars intently.
The palm that wrapped around his hand was broad and warm, but before he could enjoy a few minutes of comfortable peace, Xie Mu began to pinch his fingertips and rub his fingertips.
Chi Qi could still feel the gaze on his cheek that could not be ignored.
【o(# ̄▽ ̄)Are you looking at the stars or at me? 】
[Count to three silently. If he still looks at me, I will turn his head to the other side. 】
Three seconds later, Chi Qi seized the opportunity to turn his head and once again saw his own image clearly and gradually enlarging in Xie Mu's pupils.
? Why am I gradually enlarging?
He is approaching me!
Chi Qi leaned back, slightly distanced himself from each other, and asked, "Wasn't it you who suggested watching the stars?"
Xie Mu nodded, "Yeah."
Hmm again?
Chi Qi asked in a low voice, "Then why do you keep staring at me? Are there stars on my face too?"
Xie Mu smiled, "Yeah."
Still?
Chi Qi said fiercely: "Switch to human-machine!"
Xie Mu finally had another reaction and said a few more words, "I want to kiss you."
He just gave her advance notice. Without waiting for Chi Qi to nod or refuse, he tilted his head and kissed her. The moment their lips touched, Chi Qi subconsciously opened his mouth.
The night was too quiet, with only the sound of shallow breathing in his ears. The back of his head was held down, and the fresh smell of laundry detergent on clothes lingered at the tip of his nose.
Chi Qi discovered that his boyfriend really loved to kiss him. He would kiss him at every turn, even before he could say a few words. He would kiss him several times a day, as if he was addicted.
After a long time, the two separated, both feeling a little unsatisfied, and tried hard to suppress the throbbing that was about to burst out in their hearts.
Xie Mu patted his head and pushed down his ahoge. "Go back. You have to get up early tomorrow."
"You get up early, he gets up early, and sooner or later you two will be together."
Meng Tianyu was still a little sleepy at first, but when she saw Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue at the stairs, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up, and she raised her hand to greet them with a smile on her face.
It’s so nice that the couple is showing some sweetness early in the morning.
She didn’t know if it was her illusion, but she always felt that the atmosphere between her and her CP was a little different today, and the relationship between the two was very subtle.
Meng Tianyu's eyes were as sharp as torches, quietly looking around the two of them. What was the difference between them?
She quickly noticed the difference. In the past, after Jiang Bieshan sat down, Lu Jinyue would deliberately choose a seat farthest away from him, but now, the two of them were actually sitting on the same sofa.
What does this indicate?
It means she really got it!
It’s so sweet. She can drink this candy for several years by mixing it with water.
Although Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue only took a small step closer, for Meng Tianyu, it was a big step in her CP support career.
Congratulations, it's worth celebrating!
On this happy day, Meng Tianyu decided that she would eat an extra bowl of rice for this beautiful love.
She made a beautiful wish to the tree outside the window. After appearing on this variety show, she would definitely pair up with someone she likes... until they hook up!
Ring, ring, ring——
The phone rang for only a few seconds before a hand reached out from under the quilt and turned off the ringing.
After a few seconds, the hand reached out again and picked up the phone.
Chi Qi was slow to react. What just rang was not the alarm clock, but the phone. He opened his eyes, looked at the note on the screen, and called back, "Mom, what's wrong?"
Chi's mother said succinctly: "Your father was cyberbullied."
This sentence was like a thunderclap that shocked Chi Qi. He was surprised, "What? Cyberbullying?"
[I got up early. I dreamed that my father was being cyberbullied. I will sleep a little longer. 】
Chi's mother repeated: "You heard it right, it's cyberbullying."
Chi Qi said, sleepwalking, irrelevantly: "Great, I heard wrongly, it's not cyberbullying."
He placed his cell phone next to his pillow and tilted his head to continue sleeping.
“…”
Chi's mother called him back in time, "Hey, don't fall asleep again. If you don't get up, you'll be late."
"Oh." Chi Qi struggled to get up and mustered up the courage to lift the quilt, "Mom, you talk, I'm listening."
Chi's mother then said, "Your father was watching videos last night..."
Chi Qi spent five minutes figuring out that the so-called cyberbullying was actually a somewhat funny misunderstanding.
The reason was that someone cut out a clip of him eating and uploaded it to a short video platform, which received a lot of likes, and then it happened to be seen by Chi's father.
Chi's father commented: He is such a big eater, like a glutton, I would hate him even if he were my son (sunglasses face jpg.)
He fell asleep right after typing, without even thinking about the fact that someone would reply to him.
[My money was not blown by the wind, but was blown away by the wind]: You are such a chatterbox, but I didn’t eat the rice from your house.
[We agreed to eat matcha ice cream together, why did you eat it all by yourself?]: I have nothing to do, so I went to the factory to screw screws.
[Mom said that if the name is long enough, there will be a fool who can finish reading it]: It's cold now, so just cover it with more soil and stop jumping around.
When Mr. Chi woke up in the morning and opened his phone, he was shocked to see the dense messages. He was very puzzled, "What's wrong with the comment I posted? Isn't this the truth?"
Chi's mother was amused by his depressed look, "But netizens don't know that you are Xiaoqi's father, and they think you are meddling in other people's business."
Father Chi thought about it and realized that this was indeed the case. He paced back and forth and said, "I'll delete the comment."
After Chi's mother finished laughing at him, she leisurely added the video to her favorites and said, "No, then you will be scolded for nothing."
Father Chi was anxious, "What should I do? Should I send paternity tests to them one by one and explain to them?"
"It's troublesome and time-consuming." Mother Chi shook her head and gave a negative answer again, and then asked, "Are you not going to work at the company today?"
Father Chi pinched his brows and said, "I have a headache. I won't go."
Chi's mother's expression rarely changed. "No, if you don't work hard to make money, your inheritance won't be enough for your three children."
“…”
This is not appropriate, that is not appropriate, Father Chi is at a loss, "What do you think we should do?"
Chi's mother had a mischievous look in her eyes and gave him some advice, "Ask Xiao Qi to clarify things for you on the variety show."
Variety shows have a wide audience, a considerable number of viewers, and are easy to clarify.
Father Chi had not felt this kind of aggrieved feeling for a long time. He felt ashamed and was reluctant to say it in person, so he asked Mother Chi to act as a middleman and tell Chi Qi.
Hence the phone call.
Chi Qi washed his face with clean water and said, "I understand. I will help my dad clarify it later."
He wiped the water stains with a towel, pushed open the door and walked out.
[I said my parents were ignorant, but look, I’ve only been away from home for two days and already got into trouble, and they want me to solve it myself. This family will fall apart sooner or later without me! 】
The fixed start time announced by the program team is 8:30, but the camera is usually turned on a few minutes or ten minutes in advance.
Just after eight o'clock, many people were waiting at the entrance.
[I survive every day by slacking off and watching variety shows. ]
[I’m already at my workstation, why hasn’t the show started yet? I'll give you three seconds. If you don't start broadcasting, I, as a VIP user, will give you a bad review. ]
[When I wake up every morning, I ask myself: Is this course necessary? ]
Everyone was chatting animatedly, and when the live broadcast room was finally opened, they all rushed in.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I jumped in, I saw Chi Qi standing in front of the camera with a serious expression, "Sorry to take up three minutes of your time. I need to explain something."
[What's wrong? ? ? ]
[Your tone makes me a little nervous. ]
Chi Qi clicked on the latest screenshot and said, "Everyone, please look at this picture."
He double-clicked the screen to enlarge the picture, "Look at this comment again."
[ah? What's wrong? ]
I saw this video last night! ]
Chi Qi read the comment and then asked, "Does everyone think this person is scolding me?"
Interact with him through barrage.
[Yes, I cursed back for you.] ]
[Aren’t I scolding you? Emmm, I was very angry after watching it. ]
"This man said that he would hate me even if I were his son. To be honest, my heart was deeply hurt." Chi Qi changed the subject, "Because I am his son."
"The one who made the comment is my dad, my biological dad, the old father who raised me. He was just joking. My family members who saw the video later, please stop talking about him! If you make him angry, what will happen if he doesn't give me rice to eat in the future?"
Chi Qi clasped his hands together and said, "Please, please, he is old and has a fragile heart."
[………! ? You mean, I scolded the wrong person? ]
[I was wondering why he looked so daddy, turns out he is my biological dad. ]
[Shut up. Being extroverted once will lead to being introverted for life.] ]
[It took me several years to learn to be taciturn~]
[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard that a snot bubble came out of my mouth and I escaped from gravity. ]
[It was early in the morning and made me laugh at my workstation.
After Chi Qi finished speaking, he came to the dining table, sat down and started eating.
In order to save face for Chi's father, Chi Sulu held back her smile and kept drinking her porridge with her head down, not letting anyone laugh at her in front of the entire internet.
[Brother, come to my house. There is plenty of rice. You can have as much as you want. ]
[My brother was so scared that he didn’t dare to eat that much. ]
Not surprisingly, Mr. Chi’s Liantian Frame is going to be busy.
He was too anxious and busy explaining, but ignored the other side: when everyone knew the truth, they would also spread this dramatic incident to others.
Enthusiastic netizens rushed back to the original video, deleted the previous attacking comments, and lined up below to apologize to Chi's father.
[Cheese and Sea Salt Mango Cake]: I'm sorry, uncle, please don't take it to heart.
[Abi囧囧囧]: Uncle, I was wrong. I thought you were a good father, but I didn’t know that you are my brother’s biological father.
After finishing the meal, today's recording will officially begin. Chi Qi cannot pay attention to the subsequent developments for the time being, which is a bit regrettable.
But before Niu Kulu appeared to issue the task, Qiao Yujing found him first, "Director Niu, Kuang Ye is sick."
Niu Kulu's heart tightened, and he walked to stand beside Kuang Ye, "What's wrong with you?"
Qiao Yujing described his symptoms for him, "He said he felt dizzy and had no strength. I touched his forehead and it was very hot. He must have a fever."
Niu Kulu turned around and asked the staff, "Does anyone bring a thermometer?"
He then asked Kuang Ye, "Do you need to go to the hospital?"
Kuang Ye leaned on the sofa like a wilted leaf, his drooping hair covering his eyebrows and eyes, his voice was a little weak, "No, let's finish recording the variety show first."
"How can that be possible?" Niu Kulu said disapprovingly, "Health is the most important thing. What if you get burned and become stupid?"
It’s no wonder that he was afraid. There was a man in the village next to him who unfortunately became a fool because he didn’t get timely treatment for his fever.
With such tragic examples right before our eyes, we must definitely avoid making the same mistake again.
Kuang Ye thought that it was not yet time to go to the hospital. "Take some medicine. Going to the hospital and back will delay your visit for at least a day."
Niu Kulu got the antipyretic medicine from the staff. He handed over a cup of warm water, stared at Kuang Ye as he swallowed the medicine, and said firmly, "It's okay if you don't go to the hospital. Go back to your room and rest now. Come out after your fever goes down."
Kuang Ye didn't insist and went upstairs obediently.
Chi Qi really envied him for being able to return to bed.
[If I could go back to sleep, I would be willing to do so even if it meant that I would be punished by not getting sick for the rest of my life. 】
He wants to have everything on both ends and is not willing to suffer any loss.
The original plan was to go play games outdoors together, but because Kuang Ye was not feeling well, the plan had to be postponed.
After discussion, Niu Kulu decided to let everyone pair up in pairs and do their own live broadcasts.
Chi Qi recalled the last time he connected with netizens, "Great! I love live streaming the most!"
[Live broadcast is just your excuse to escape. ]
[Heh... man, I've seen through you. ]
[If you really like live streaming, would you abandon your account for a few months? ]
[Start a food live broadcast and chat while eating! ]
Five groups started connecting at the same time.
Chi Qi and Meng Tianyu soon welcomed their first netizen, a timid girl.
She talked about her troubles, "I like to collect dolls. Recently, I fell in love with a limited edition doll. I really want to buy it, but my fiancé disagrees. He thinks I am a spendthrift and scolded me several times..."
Meng Tianyu frowned, "My words are a bit harsh, I'll say it first."
She said, "You hesitated over a limited edition doll worth 500 yuan, but you can find someone for 250 yuan without any hesitation."
Chi Sulu next door is also dealing with emotional problems, but the boyfriend of the girl she is connecting with is much more excessive. This is the third time she has discovered that her boyfriend has cheated on her.
Chi Sulu said firmly, "Divided.
The girl was confused, "But we have been together for a long time, and he is really handsome."
Chi Sulu was about to have a heart attack. "Well, let me tell you a way. Collect twenty strands of his naturally fallen hair, then burn them into ashes at midnight. Add the ashes to water and place it at the highest point in the room and leave it there for three days."
The girl hopes, "Will he become a better person?"
That definitely won't happen.
Chi Sulu was helpless. "I made up the idea. I just thought that you would rather believe in evil ways than break up with him."
[I’ll tell my love-brained friends this next time. ]
[Let go of the desire to help others, respect the fate of others, quit excessive self-reflection, and enjoy a life of immorality. ]
[Let her love you, she is the one who suffers, not me. ]
Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue attracted a couple fan.
"Is it me?" An excited girl's voice came from the live broadcast room, "It's really me!"
Lu Jinyue turned around in his chair and confirmed, "Yes, it's you."
The girl asked carefully, "It's like this, I edited a video, can you please watch it?"
Lu Jinyue was not on guard, "Of course."
As a result, the first sentence of the video made him feel absurd, "Ah? I'm pregnant, I'm a man, men can't get pregnant."
The girl said: "This is the ABO setting. I give you the identity of omega, so you can get pregnant."
What the hell, Omega?
Lu Jinyue didn't understand, but respected the fans, and continued to watch the video. He was shocked again, "Pause for a moment, what does it mean that Jiang Bieshan, a husband who is filming on the set, finds out that his newly married wife Lu Jinyue..."
His pupils trembled, and he pointed at the man beside him, "Me and Jiang Bieshan? What on earth are you editing? Your ways of playing pranks on me are getting more and more advanced."
Lu Jinyue, "I don't understand, why am I the wife and he is the husband? Shouldn't it be that I am the husband and he is the wife?"
[hhhhhThis sister is so brave. ]
[srdsJinbao never denied their relationship from beginning to end, and Jiang Bieshan's expression was even more interesting, he didn't even show any shock. ]
[The tone of the last sentence is obviously stronger than the previous ones. A real man never takes advantage of others verbally. If Jinbao likes the title of husband, then give it to him. ]
[Wow, it’s candy. I’m so touched. I’m a staff member of the funeral home. From today on, all college students, whether dead or alive, can be brought here for cremation. ]
Meng Tianyu was sitting on a chair next to Chi Qi, her mind on the couple's live broadcast room.
She listened attentively and observed closely, so she naturally caught what Lu Jinyue said.
She picked up the phone and put it to her ear. Two seconds later, she stood up and said seriously, "Brother, my alarm is ringing. I have to deal with something urgent and leave for a while."
Wait, what made your phone ring?
Alarm clock? Are you sure you have an emergency?
Meng Tianyu left a message saying, "I'll be back soon," and floated away happily.
The new connected netizen has been invited into the live broadcast room and greeted gently, "Hello."
Chi Qi came back to his senses and responded politely, "Hello."
The girl said distressedly: "I have encountered some difficulties in my relationship, and I hope I can get your help."
Chi Qi said: "I'm not an expert in relationships, so I may not be able to give you any useful advice. After all, I said from the beginning that I'm not an expert in this area."
The girl smiled and said, "It's okay. I'm glad you listened to me."
Chi Qi nodded, "Okay, please go ahead and I'll listen carefully."
The girl then told her story, "It's like this, I broke up with my ex-boyfriend a year ago, and he's already engaged to another girl, but I still can't forget him."
He couldn't help with this. He had never broken up before and had no experience in this area. He himself had only been in the relationship for a short time.
Chi Qi said stiffly: "...Then you should work harder and try to forget him as soon as possible."
He racked his brains to come up with some ideas, "You can go travel to relax, or you can try to start a new relationship. Time will heal everything."
"It's useless. I've tried everything." The girl sighed, "Can you help me call my ex-boyfriend?"
Chi Qi looked embarrassed, "Ah?"
The girl stated her purpose, "I want to hear his voice."
"This is not appropriate..."
Finally I agreed.
The mobile phone was provided by the program team, and the ex-boyfriend's phone number was given to Chi Qi through a private message.
The girl pleaded, "Can you help me ask him one more question?"
"Tell him that I'm in the bar where we first met. I'm drunk and I keep muttering his name..."
After two beeps, the call was connected.
"Hello."
The cold male voice asked, "Who are you?"
Chi Qi said: "It's like this, I'm a waiter in the bar, your friend is drunk, she kept repeating your name, and asked me to call you."
He followed the comment and read, "If you still have her in your heart and are willing to get back together with her, please come and pick her up. She is wearing the same clothes she wore the day you first met her."
The person on the other end of the phone said, "OK, I'll pick her up."
[ah? What confusing direction? So it seems that the fiancée is the only one who is unlucky. ]
[It’s really frustrating. It feels like both sides are bad people.] ]
[This is difficult to comment. ]
Chi Qi hung up the phone, unable to laugh at all. Why was he left to do such a trivial thing alone?
He warned himself not to talk too much, just completed the request and sent the girl offline, hoping that the innocent fiancée could see the live broadcast and stay away from the couple.
The girl said: "Thank you, actually I am not his ex-girlfriend, I am his fiancée, thank you for letting me see his true face."
Chi Qi's CPU is about to burn out, "???"