Chapter 83

husband?

The shop assistants present looked at each other in bewilderment. They had just clearly seen the man and the woman flirting with each other without paying any attention to who was around.

One calls me dear, the other calls me husband. It is obvious who is the original wife and who is the third one. There is no need to distinguish them.

Before Yu Yan realized that the person who said "darling" was Sun Bang, she walked in and took his arm. She noticed that his body was stiff but did not take it seriously.

Yu Yuetong was a proud person and she never complained to anyone's face.

Sun Bing breathed a sigh of relief and gave him a secret look. The woman immediately turned around, half covering her face with her loose hair and tried to leave.

[Ahhhh, I’m running, I’m going to run, tonic, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the melon standing in front of me and I cannot eat it. 】

Chi Qi's grief was beyond words, he was so sad that he had to eat one bowl less of his dinner.

Seeing the woman about to leave the luxury store, the clerk who had been embarrassed earlier shouted, "Hey, Miss, you haven't taken your things yet, don't forget."

The woman was already in a panic, and she subconsciously paused when she heard the voice. At that moment, Yu Yan looked over and saw her face clearly.

The clerk seemed not to notice the frozen atmosphere and came to Sun Biao with the bill. "Sir, your bill for this lady is 86,000 yuan. Do you want to pay by card?"

Oh my god! Reversed!

After hearing these words, Chi Qi's eyes lit up and he was so excited that he couldn't express it in words. He even shook Xie Mu's arm a little harder.

[Oh my!] Close to the face, well done! 】

Yu Yan's face darkened and he glanced between the two of them. What else didn't he understand?

The woman's whole body tensed up. "Hello, Mr. Yu, I..." She said uneasily, "Mr. Sun wanted to pick a gift for you, but he couldn't make up his mind. He felt that his taste was not good, so he asked me to give you some advice."

Sun Biao was sweating coldly. "Yes, our wedding anniversary is coming soon. I was planning to give you a surprise. Now that you caught me..."

He almost bit his tongue. "Since you saw me, you might as well choose it yourself. I'll give you everything you like."

Yu Yan saw his expression and knew that Sun Bing was guilty and wanted to comfort her. But maybe it was because of the Yu family's upbringing. She did not choose to break up with him. She said with a fake smile, "Is that so? Hubby, your taste is really bad. You can like any junky stuff."

This was a veiled attack on someone else's head. The woman heard it, but did not dare to refute it.

Sun Biao's scalp tingled and he swallowed his saliva. "Yes, yes. After all, I have used all my good vision in this life to marry you."

Yu Yan covered her lips and smiled, the huge diamond ring on her finger sparkling under the light. She ignored his flattery and said, "Oh, husband, have you forgotten? Not only am I picky, I also have a serious mysophobia."

"I didn't think it through." Sun Biao turned around and said to the woman, "Go and take off your clothes."

"What? She took it off for me to wear?"

Sun Bing quickly said, "Of course not, I just... just..."

[Hahaha, explain yourself quickly, you idiot!] 】

Yu Yan looked her up and down. "I think what this girl is wearing is quite suitable. Why don't you just not take it off? It's not worth much anyway. And you said you would pay for it. How can you return the clothes?"

Hearing this, the woman looked at Sun Bang hopefully. She certainly didn't want to take off her clothes. No matter when, being forced to take off clothes was a great humiliation for the person involved.

Sun Bing was unsure of Yu Yan's intention and tried his best to distance himself from the woman. He said cautiously, "Take it off. You must take it off."

Yu Yan crossed her arms, "Oh, what about the clothes?"

"Just throw it away." Yu Yuetong was getting impatient. "Turn right when you go out the door and there's a trash can."

She stood up and said, "Come on, cousin, don't waste your time on people who are not presentable."

Yu Yan asked softly, "Then let's do as Yue Tong said. Do you have any objection, husband?"

Sun Biao didn't dare to have any, and silently prayed that the other party would leave quickly, "No."

"Okay, husband, remember to come back for the family dinner tonight. I have something to discuss with you."

Yu Yan deliberately emphasized the word "home" and glared at the woman as they passed by.

Chi Qi could see it clearly with his excellent 5.0 vision, and couldn't help but increase his strength again.

[It's a bit scary. This look is exactly the same as the one Concubine Hua gave Fu Zi. I feel like I'm being soaked in it and it's about to drown me. 】

Xie Mu didn't quite understand what he was afraid of, because he wasn't the third one.

Sometimes eating melon doesn’t have to be so immersive.

After Xie Mu paid the bill, he left with Chi Qi, just in time to follow two shop assistants who were carrying clothes to throw away.

The older clerk sighed, "You are so brave."

The bullied clerk said: "I can't stand it at all. I have to work a crappy job and be ordered around like a slave. I'd rather be a monkey on Mount Emei and slap anyone I don't like."

She was indignant. "You've hit a wall by provoking me. You don't know how ugly her face was when she saw the original wife. Her face turned the color of liver. This should really be recorded."

The older clerk was more rational. "Ah, but what if that third party complains about you? You're too impulsive. You could just wait until he pays the bill, retrieve Ms. Yu's membership information from the system, and contact her anonymously to expose the information."

The bullied clerk said, "Then I won't be able to watch the slap in the face. Don't worry, I won't lose my job. I won't tell you the specific reason."

"That's good."

*

The temperature in the car was just right. Chi Qi leaned back in comfort. He caught a glimpse of the shopping bag on the back seat. He looked up suddenly and said, "Oh no! I haven't bought the gift yet. Why am I out now?"

Both of them forgot their original purpose because of the sudden incident.

Xie Mu asked, "Then shall we go back?"

Chi Qi held his chin and said, "Forget it, take me to the night market."

[I haven't been there for a long time, but the prices there still make me feel at ease. 】

Xie Mu asked casually, "Are you going to the night market to buy gifts?"

Chi Qi touched his stomach and said, "No, I want to eat street food."

Xie Mu was navigating, and he asked him hesitantly, "Will the roadside stalls be unclean?"

"It's probably not as clean as my pocket, but it doesn't matter. I won't get sick if I eat something dirty."

Xie Mu wanted to say something else.

[You don’t dislike me, do you?] That’s right, how can I, who is dressed like someone from a street stall, match you, who is dressed like someone from a high-end restaurant? 】

“…”

Xie Mu stepped on the accelerator silently.

Night has fallen, the food city is brightly lit, a wide variety of snack stalls are lined up in the streets, and the sounds of hawkers are getting louder and louder.

He couldn't drive any further in, so Xie Mu found a parking space and parked steadily.

Chi Qi couldn't wait to open the car door, and following the aroma of roasted cumin, he dived into the crowded crowd, swimming nimbly like a small fish in a river.

Xie Mu transformed himself into a fisherman, chasing the little fish relentlessly.

The little fish was so fast that it took him some effort to find it.

Chi Qi held up the freshly grilled squid and said, "Hysterical means collapse. Do you know what the reverse of this idiom means?"

Xie Mu shook his head honestly, "What is it?"

Chi Qi had a look on his face that said "you really don't know" and happily stuffed the remaining squid slices into his mouth, chewing and saying, "Dilishie is delicious."

【delicious! (Chew chew chew) Delicious! (chew chew chew)

“…”

Continuing along the stalls, Chi Qi noticed, "Many people on the street have painted patterns on their faces, which looks pretty good." He pointed to the long line in front of him and said, "Where are they coming from? Let's go and take a look."

When I got closer, I found that it was a beautiful young lady putting on makeup at the stall.

Seeing the new customers looking around, the lady said skillfully, "9.9 per person, you can choose your own pattern, you can paint on your face, arms, collarbone, the paint is safe and can be washed off."

9.9 per person, so cheap.

Chi Qi was excited and pulled Xie Mu to queue up.

[Hehe, I want to act like a sweet brother to save my image! 】

The makeup lady was busy, "There are tools over there, you can also draw the patterns yourself, it's free."

free? Is there such a good thing?

Chi Qi was very interested. He turned his head and looked around. There were many paint bottles on the shelf behind him. That must be the place. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "Let's go over there. Let me show you my superb painting skills."

After pressing the man down on the bench, he took the unpacked red paint and brush and gave full play to his creativity on Xie Mu's handsome face, the first thing he did was to draw two mustaches.

Xie Mu doubted his self-proclaimed superb makeup skills, and seeing the cunning flash in Chi Qi's eyes, he guessed that he was probably playing a trick on him.

While the other person was concentrating on painting, he used his fingertips to dip some blue paint from another bottle.

His cheek was suddenly pinched, followed by a hint of coolness, and Chi Qi understood.

How dare you sneak attack me? 】

His fighting spirit was aroused, and he immediately threw away his brush, poured the paint into his palm, and slapped it on Xie Mu's face with lightning speed.

Xie Mu fought back unwillingly. His palm was bigger and the contact area was larger, giving him the advantage.

Of course, he still quietly let them off and didn't crush them unilaterally.

Soon, Chi Qi gave up the attack and covered his face in a defensive posture, "Sdaopu! Sidaopu! Let's call a truce!"

Xie Mu stopped what he was doing, and then his face was covered with paint.

Chi Qi smiled maliciously, "Lululu, you were fooled by me."

Xie Mu pursed his lips, quickly stretched out his right hand to hold him down, and then used the fingertips of his empty left hand to smear the paint on his face little by little.

Chi Qi struggled wildly, but the hand remained motionless. He had no choice but to turn his head away, "Let go! If you don't let go, I'll bite you."

Xie Mu glanced at him dimly, as if he hadn't heard him at all, and pinched his cheeks so that he was forced to pout.

Chi Qi stared fiercely, "I'll give you one more chance, let me go!"

[Okay, very good, I'm here and you know how powerful I am! 】

He found an opportunity and struck Xie Mu's head hard without showing any mercy, successfully making the other party let go of his hand, but his own head was also buzzing from the blow.

Chi Qi rubbed his forehead, "It hurts so much, what is your head made of?"

Xie Mu said, "The force is mutual. If you feel pain, I feel pain too."

[Oh, yes, while I hurt the enemy by a thousand, I also hurt myself by eight hundred. When I gave Xie Mu a blow, wasn't I also giving myself one? 】

Chi Qi's eyes flickered, "Well, let's have a truce, this time it's for real."

How could he do such a childish thing on the street?

It turns out that falling in love makes people less intelligent!

By the time the young lady finished putting makeup on the previous customer, the situation had already developed to a point where it was irreversible.

After a fierce fight, both of their faces were covered with paint, but at this moment they had shaken hands and made peace, watching each other hurt each other.

Chi Qi said, "Your face is red, so ugly."

Xie Mu said, "Your face, Walan, is not much better than mine."

After the makeup lady saw it clearly, she let out a sharp explosion, "You got the wrong one! It's over, this can't be washed off!"

Can’t be washed off?

Chi Qi's arrogant smile froze, "Didn't you say before that it could be washed off?"

The young lady said speechlessly, "The paint in your hand is the paint for plaster dolls from the stall next door. My stall is not that big. Don't you notice something wrong?"

[It seems that the paint in my hand is a bit pungent. What was I thinking at the time?

...Why do you need a bicycle if it's free? 】

Chi Qi looked down at the ingredient list on the paint bottle with hopelessness. Good, his heart was finally at ease.

The two stalls were right next to each other, and we never expected such a mistake to happen.

The owner of the next stall comforted the two, "It's not that serious. It will fade slowly after about 5 days of tissue metabolism."

In other words, one of them has to live with a red face and the other has to live with a blue face for five days?

It would be better to just die.

The kind lady gave the two of them a bottle of water and said, "It's okay, calm down and drink some water. Nothing will get better."

“…”

[Damn it, I don’t want to live anymore.] 】

Xie Mu had the same feeling as him. He felt that he would never laugh again.

Chi Qi seemed to have lost all his means and strength. "It doesn't matter. At worst, we can just stay at home and no one will see us if we don't go out."

Now that things have come to this, there is nothing else we can do.

However, at this moment, a new message popped up on the phone, and Chi Qi was so scared that he almost threw it away.

[An Xun]: Are you outside?

I just lost face and someone I know witnessed it. Haha, I don’t want to live anymore. Chi Qi typed with trembling hands.

[Chi Qi]: Yes, are you here too?

[An Xun]: Turn around.

Chi Qi turned his head in fear.

[Chi Qi]: Where are you? Didn’t see you?

[An Xun]: Not this way, turn to the other side.

[Chi Qi]: I turned around and didn’t see you.

[An Xun]: Of course you can’t see me. I’m lying on the bed.

[Chi Qi]:?

[An Xun]: I just think it would be funny if you wandered around the street.

Chi Qi was still feeling frightened and typing anxiously.

[Chi Qi]: Are you really not nearby? Then how did you know I was on the street?

[An Xun]: …because your WeChat step count is always changing.

God still treated him as his grandson and didn't let him die completely.

Chi Qi didn't want to stay on the street for even a second, so he ran for his life.

In a strange way, my old wish came true. I would become the focus wherever I stood in the crowd.

After returning home, the two lingered in the car for a long time, and only dared to sneak back after the lights in Chi's father and mother's room were turned off.

*

After going out on dates for several days in a row, perhaps because of the ups and downs he had experienced, and because he had spent more time with Xie Mu, he had a long dream about him.

In his dream, he was locked in a tall tower deep in the forest. There were no stairs or doors, only a narrow window.

He looked up countless times and wanted to escape from here, but it was too high. If he jumped down without taking any protective measures, he might be buried in a foreign land.

I was cold and hungry. A voice called out from the bottom of the tower, "Xiao Qi, I brought you some food. Let your hair down."

Chi Qi was extremely anxious. He was a boy, so where did his long hair come from?

Do I have to wait until my hair grows out before I can eat?

No, he will starve to death first.

Just when he was feeling discouraged, he heard another voice from the bottom of the tower. It was Xie Mu who came over and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you."

Chi Qi's eyes were filled with tears. "It's too high. You can't get up there."

Xie Mu shouted, "Tangyuan can fly, I will ride him to save you."

Chi Qi suddenly thought of the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and choked up, "You can't peel Tang Yuan's dog skin just to save me, that's too cruel."

If this is the only way to escape, he would rather continue to be trapped here!

Xie Mu, "..."

He is so cruel.

The shrill alarm rang.

What kind of mess is going on in dreams?

Chi Qi glanced at the notes dazedly, pressed the call button, and muttered, "Sister, I'm sleeping."

Chi Sulu said in a very sad tone, "Brother, something bad has happened. Come and help your sister."

What she called a big deal was probably comparable to a volcanic eruption.

Could it be that the family is going bankrupt? Chi Qi suddenly came to his senses and asked tremblingly.

Chi Sulu said frustratedly, "It's worse than this."

Chi Qi's sleepiness was completely gone, "Sister, don't scare me, what happened?"