After hitting his head, Chi Qi made two new discoveries.
New discovery one: He is actually a cannon fodder villain in a popular novel on a certain green-colored app.
New discovery two: ...
Chapter 85
There was no way to withdraw the money. Chi Qi hesitated for several times and finally chose to eat spectators with the money in shame. He went downstairs to eat with his head hung down.
When Chi's mother saw him, she felt pain in her temples. "What's that on your face?"
"Mom, you don't understand. This is art."
Chi's mother reached out to pull Chi Qi's ear, guess what?
The two fingers were too slippery to hold it.
[Hehe, I knew you would pull my ears, so I applied hand cream in advance. 】
“…”
Chi Qi twisted his body and jumped out.
Chi's mother sat on the chair, rubbing her brows and asked, "Where's Xiao Mu? Why hasn't he come down yet? Could he be sick?"
Normally, Xie Mu would have come down at this time, but today he was nowhere to be seen.
Chi Qi fearlessly ate the buns with a blue face, "I'll call him."
[He may be too embarrassed to come down. You can’t tell that he still has a lot of image baggage. 】
“…”
Chi Qi took out his cell phone and sent a message to Xie Mu.
[Chi Qi]: Stop hiding, an ugly daughter-in-law is not afraid of meeting her parents-in-law, come down(^-^)/
[Xie Mu]: That’s the wrong name.
[Chi Qi]:?
[Chi Qi]: Who mentioned this to you? . .
[Chi Qi]: If you don’t show up within three minutes, you’ll go hungry for the whole morning.
[Xie Mu]: (⊙x⊙;)
[Chi Qi]: 40-meter-long sword.jpg
Three minutes later, Xie Mu showed up on time with a red face, and managed to calm himself down and greeted him.
Father Chi looked at Chi Qi's blue face, then at Xie Mu's red face, and began to sing, "Oh! The blue-faced Dou Erdun stole the imperial horse! The red-faced Guan Gong fought in Changsha!"
“…”
The red-faced Phoenix Chick and the blue-faced Sleeping Dragon.
Haha, every family has its own problems, and her family is about to have another one.
Chi's mother asked with a headache, "Are you cosplaying as the Forest Fireman?"
You know what, they really look alike.
The two did not dare to reply, fearing that their elders would continue to question them, and finished their breakfast in silence.
Afterwards, Father Chi went to the company and Mother Chi went out to relax.
Without parents around, I feel free.
Chi Qi opened the shopping platform with a good attitude, "How about we buy a headgear and wear it."
Xie Mu lowered his head to see the style of the hat. It was a pure black hood with three holes on it, just enough to show the eyes and nose. When he put it on, he could perfectly recreate the robbery scene.
Chi Qi's hands were itching to place an order. "There are many colors, not just black. You can choose the one you like. Two pieces are 9.5% off."
[It's a bit awkward to wear it alone, but it's really hot when two people wear it! 】
“…”
Xie Mu didn't want to be surrounded by the police, so he said tactfully, "Wearing this kind of headgear, well, it will affect the city's appearance and may cause misunderstandings."
Chi Qi disagreed, "It's fine as long as you don't go into the bank."
Is access to the bank the key point? The point is that he didn't want to wear a hat.
Chi Qi urged him, "Do you want it?"
Xie Mu smiled bitterly, swallowing all the bitterness by himself, "Yes."
Chi Qi came closer, as if he had discovered something strange, and said in surprise, "Your teeth are quite white."
He couldn't help but raise his hand to touch Xie Mu's chin. His movements were very gentle, like stroking a dog, which brought a slight itch.
Xie Mu bared his teeth at him expressionlessly, "When you put on the hood, your teeth will be whiter."
Chi Qi nodded in agreement, "That's right, black makes the skin look brighter."
He took his hand back, fiddled with his phone to pay for a while, and suddenly asked, "Didn't we kiss last night?"
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Chi Qi muttered to himself, "Forget it, let's not kiss her. It's a bit hard to do."
“…”
Xie Mu's hands hanging by his legs tightened unconsciously. He tried to hold back, but still couldn't, so he covered his eyes and kissed him.
He first pecked and kissed the corners of her mouth a few times, and then the kiss gradually deepened, no longer just a light taste, but a slow and steady sucking.
Chi Qi lay on his back, his hand unconsciously grabbing the cloth. He slowed down his breathing and noticed his lips being pried open, but he did not try to stop them and acquiesced to the other party's entry.
When they separated, his lower lip was bitten. It didn't hurt, but the touch was obvious.
Chi Qi's mouth was red, and he complained, "Why did you bite me just now?"
Xie Mu's breath was a little unstable, "Who told you to talk nonsense?"
Chi Qi, "I'm not wrong. You two are really ugly now. You're such a pity."
He added, "You're really hungry too."
Xie Mu closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he was clear-headed. "All good-looking people are the same. Do you think I like you just because of your appearance? You are too superficial."
Chi Qi nodded seriously, "That's true, your red is much brighter than my blue."
Xie Mu was speechless and couldn't find the words. Why didn't this guy play by the rules?
Chi Qi looked at him innocently and changed the subject, "You are not superficial, so you are attracted by my interesting soul that is one in a million?"
Xie Mu opened his lips, "Hehe."
He didn't want to chat at all that day, so he turned around and walked upstairs.
Chi Qi remembered the important matter and went after him, "I'm going to help my sister record a variety show. I should be away for a few days. Don't miss me."
Xie Mu frowned, "Recording a variety show? When?"
"My sister's assistant will be here to pick me up in a moment."
Xie Mu touched his forehead and found his temperature normal, so he probably didn't have a fever. He asked, "Why are you doing this show with Zhang Lan's face on? Is there no one in this world that you care about?"
"So what? I'm like this, who can recognize me?" Chi Qi was full of courage, "I have found a partner, the outside world's evaluation is just false."
Okay, although Xie Mu didn’t quite understand, he respected his wishes and asked, “Why did your sister ask you to record a variety show?”
Chi Qi briefly told him the reason. There was nothing to hide. The number of hot search terms had not dropped much so far, and he could receive push notifications on any platform he opened.
Speaking of which, it seems that my parents haven’t received the news yet. I wonder what they will feel after seeing the hot search?
But that was not his concern.
After all, they had just talked for a short time and had to separate suddenly. Chi Qi was still reluctant to let go, and he read the book affectionately.
[I have retired, and this retirement will last for the rest of my life.] 】
Hey, don't go.
Chi Qi took two steps at a time and rushed forward, threw himself on Xie Mu's back, and hugged his neck, "We are going to be in a long-distance relationship, why don't you look sad?"
Xie Mu said while holding the person, "I can call you."
As for the video, let’s just forget about it and wait until the color on his face fades.
Chi Qi's hand had slipped into his shirt without him noticing, and he touched him openly, "No."
He said nonsense, "The filming location is in the countryside. I'm afraid that if you call me, all I can hear is the sound of chickens crowing, and I'll feel inferior."
self-abasement? Do you know how to write the word inferiority complex?
Xie Muquan ignored this and put the man down steadily, "Stop talking nonsense and pack your luggage quickly."
*
The first episode of "Let's Go Together" was filmed at a farm house in the countryside.
When they arrived at the destination, Chi Qi followed his assistant Chengzi carrying the suitcase.
Due to the sudden situation in the morning, Chi Sulu’s exclusive live broadcast room was surrounded by a large number of passers-by who came to watch the fun.
[Fu Boci has run away with a gloomy face, will the variety show still be broadcast as usual? ]
[I haven't received any news about the suspension of the broadcast. I think someone has been found to save the show. ]
[Who is so kind as to come and wade into this muddy water? ]
[The camera moves, it seems someone is coming, don’t turn away, I’m waiting to see. ]
Chi Sulu was looking around under the shade of a tree at the intersection, with a cameraman standing behind her.
The cameraman leaned forward and pointed at a figure in the distance, "Sister Lu, is that your biological brother?"
The figure looks familiar, and the clothes are familiar too, it's definitely Xiaoqi.
Chi Sulu waved happily, "Yes, he is my brother."
[Sister Lu’s brother is here? ]
[Please be clear, is he a biological brother or a love brother? ]
[Alas! You found your blind spot! ]
When Chi Qi came closer, Chi Sulu came over, "Little... eh?" She asked in surprise, "You've mutated?"
Chi Qi didn't want to expose his stupidity, so he made up an excuse, "No, in order to keep the freshness of family affection, I spent money to buy a new skin. How do you think it is? Does it feel like you have a new brother?"
Chi Sulu's eyes went darker and darker, and after a while he said, "
She turned to the cameraman and said, "I take back what I said before, he is not my biological brother, he is my cousin."
Cameraman, "?"
Does my younger brother also have a watch?
In the courtyard, the young director, who had seen the world, said calmly with a megaphone in hand, "Let's welcome the new members."
He clapped his hands, and he was the only one clapping.
Chi Qi looked left and right, "Where are the other guests?"
Chi Sulu whispered, "They all went to do the mission."
The director gave me enough face, clapping until his palms turned red, "Hello, my last name is Niu, Niu Kulu, you can call me Director Niu."
【What? Niu Kulu? What a big surname. 】
Chi Qi shook hands with him excitedly, "Okay, okay, Director Niu Kulu, hello."
Chi Sulu walked away from him calmly.
[The voice is quite refreshing, the person must be good-looking. He was patted on the ground, pat his brother. ]
[I have to say, this voice sounds familiar, like an old friend of mine. ]
[Stop dawdling, let me see my brother. ]
At the urging of everyone, the camera turned and focused on Chi Qi's blue face.
The barrage paused for a few seconds, followed by an overwhelming number of question marks.
What is this new way of appearing? ]
[I’m so excited. This is the first time I see someone with blue skin. Let’s take a photo to commemorate it. ]
[Beyond the mountains and the sea, there is a group of Smurfs...]
[I thought the mushrooms I ate last night were not cooked well enough, so I was hallucinating. ]
The director continued the cue process, "Say hello to the camera, let everyone know you."
Chi Qi stood at attention, smiled brightly, and said a little stiffly, "Hello everyone, I am my sister's younger brother."
[After listening to your words, I understand that you are your sister's younger brother. ]
[The child seems a little bit dull. Is it because when he had a fever as a child, his mother didn’t take him to the hospital in the rain? ]
[This is the situation. What the specific situation is depends on the circumstances. ]
[When you have finished listening to his introduction, his introduction is over. ]
Chi Sulu held his forehead helplessly, "Name, you didn't tell me your name."
Chi Qi scratched his cheek and said, "Oh, I'm a little nervous because it's my first time on a variety show. Let me introduce myself again. Hello everyone, my name is Chi Qi, and I'm Chi Sulu's younger brother."
There was no mistake this time, and I felt relieved.
Just then, a staff member came running over breathlessly, "Director Niu, this is bad."
Director Niu said calmly, "Director Niu is very good, don't curse me casually."
The staff member quickly changed the topic, "Okay, something's wrong with Kuang Ye. Kuang Ye is going to jump off the building."
Director Niu's heart skipped a beat. "What?"
You just caused one problem, and now it happens again?
If Kuang Ye got injured during his show, he would be criticized to death by the other party’s fans one hundred percent.
Director Niu could no longer remain calm and rushed out as soon as he could.
The staff and photographers rushed outside.
Everyone, go ahead, Chi Qi...
Chi Qi also rushed outside on his Hot Wheels.