Chapter 93

With experience, the time spent was shortened by nearly half this time, and the four of them worked together to push the tricycle up again.

The old man was very touched and held Chi Qi, who was closest to him, tightly, "Thanks to you for helping me today. Thank you so much."

After expressing his gratitude, he warmly invited several people to visit his home.

[Hehe, today's merits +1+1+1+1+1+1......]

Chi Qi felt embarrassed by the compliment, and happily agreed, "Great! Where do you live, sir?"

Chi Sulu pulled the unreliable brother behind him and reminded him in a low voice, "What's good about that? Are you not going to record the variety show anymore?"

Oh yes, he has a mission.

Chi Qi had no choice but to wave goodbye with tears in his eyes, "Goodbye, uncle. I have to go pick some corn."

The old man thought for a moment and said, "How about this, tell me where you live? I'll come to you in the evening and give you some local specialties."

How can that be embarrassing?

Chi Qi politely declined, "No, no, it's just a small matter, you are too polite, sir."

The old man insisted, "Of course I want it. I am a good old man, not the unreasonable bad old man on the Internet. You helped me, so I must return the favor."

Chi Qi still refused, "No thanks."

The old man said stubbornly, "Yes."

Chi Qi: "Really not necessary."

Uncle: “It’s a must!”

Chi Qi: "No..."

Uncle: “Yes!”

At this moment, the barrage of comments was full of laughter.

[Just to interrupt and ask, are the Smurf and the old man singing a folk song? ]

[I am dying of laughter. The other three have hidden themselves out of the camera. Come on, the kid looks like he is about to break.] ]

[Hahahaha, fork out and don't disrupt the formation. ]

[Vision: During the Chinese New Year, my relatives wanted to give me red envelopes, but on the surface I said: No, no, no. In fact: Why don’t you just put it directly into my pocket? ]

In the end, Chi Qi was more skilled - he ran away swiftly, leaving the old man standing there anxiously, fuming and staring.

He continued on his way, pedaling the creaking tricycle.

By the time they arrived at the cornfield, the sun had become scorching. Although the production crew had prepared straw hats for the four of them, they were of little use as beads of sweat began to roll down their foreheads.

Chi Qi looked at the vast fields of golden corn and encouraged himself in his heart.

[I'm back to the village, back to the time when nothing happened. This time, the corn belongs to me, and I want to pick all of it back! 】

Imagining himself as the protagonist in a rebirth and revenge novel, Chi Qi rolled up his sleeves with great enthusiasm, put on gloves, picked up the woven bag, and went into the cornfield.

The people had clear division of labor and each was responsible for an area. Kuang Ye and Qiao Yujing were responsible for cutting corn stalks with sickles, while Chi Qi and Chi Sulu were responsible for peeling corn.

The weather was hot and humid, and Chi Qi stuffed the picked corns into the bag one by one. He moved quickly and soon filled half the bag.

Netizens in the live broadcast room watched the guests work leisurely and launched barrages of comments.

[If you don’t work hard in the city today, you will have to go back to the village to pick corn tomorrow. ]

[Not replying to messages is like picking corn, replying to messages is like being lazy, speaking aggressively is like being beset with a bear, speaking gently is like being able to go home and eat. ]

[After picking corn and peanuts, I have to plant garlic. ]

[If life deceives you, then go home and pick corn. At least corn won’t deceive you. One acre is one acre, not three centimeters. You can’t pick all of them. You can’t pick all of them at all.]

[I might as well go home and pick corn, because corn won’t let me analyze why it doesn’t grow as well this year as it did last year, and it also requires me to give it the documents tomorrow. ]

The bag was completely full. Chi Sulu bent down and tried to carry the bag on his shoulder. However, after trying for a long time, the bag didn't move at all. He had to ask for help.

She gasped and called Chi Qi, "Come here, help me move this bag of corn to the car."

"How heavy can a bag of corn be?" Chi Qi disagreed. He bent down confidently, picked up the woven bag, and threw it over his shoulder. "It's very light--"

Before he could finish his words, the person had disappeared from the screen.

Then the netizens in the live broadcast room heard a "pop" sound, which seemed to be the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

The cameraman who was following the scene quickly switched the camera, and netizens saw Chi Qi fall straight to the ground.

Everyone has to pay the price for overestimating their own abilities.

Just like now, I'm so embarrassed.

Chi Qi took a long time to recover and then climbed up, covered in dust. He made excuses for himself, "I was not prepared just now. I was too tired and fell down accidentally. I will take a rest and then carry the corn to the truck."

[Yes, that’s right, it’s not me who can’t do it!] 】

Chi Sulu didn't even raise his head, he took a new bag and continued packing.

After Chi Qi finished a full set of warm-up exercises and stretched his muscles, he bent down and exerted his strength, barely lifting the bag of corn to a height of half a meter, still a little short of the back seat of the car.

He used all his strength, raised his arm and threw it upwards with all his strength, trying to throw the corn onto the cart.

As expected, an accident happened.

Because he didn't control the distance well and didn't find the right angle, the unsealed woven bag was thrown halfway and the corn inside was scattered all around him.

Time seemed to be frozen, and Chi Qi was stunned, holding the empty bag.

It vividly explained to netizens what it means to be more likely to cause trouble than to accomplish anything.

Where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a phoenix chick, and the distance between them is only ten meters.

The cut corn stalks once again became a small hill. Qiao Yujing wielded the sickle skillfully. He had no time to spare, so he instructed, "Tie these into a ball and put them together over there."

In the distance, there were already five or six bundles of straw standing upright.

Kuang Ye accepted the task and thought about how the other party had done it before. He followed suit and pulled out a longer piece of straw and passed it under the straw pile.

Afraid that the straw would become scattered and difficult to tie up, he stepped on it with his foot, and then held one end of the straw with both hands, but he only held one end.

The inexperienced Kuang Ye didn't care so much and thought it was foolproof. He pulled hard and the straw was pulled out along with his movement and flew behind him.

Due to inertia, his whole body leaned backwards, and he took several steps back. Finally, he lost his balance and sat on the ground.

Kuang Ye showed the same expression as Chi Qi, dazed, confused and puzzled. After a moment, he stood up, learned his lesson this time, and successfully tied up the straw pile.

Still need to move them over.

Kuang Ye's arms were long enough to hug him completely. He hugged the straw that was more than twice as tall as him. His vision was blocked, and he could only grope forward slowly based on his intuition.

After carefully moving to the target, Kuang Ye felt relieved and his nerves were no longer tense. He threw the straw out.

Next second.

Crash—the entire straw pile fell down.

Kuang Ye...Kuang Ye's heart, which had been at peace, died again.

The barrage was shocked by the two people's actions.

[I put in a lot of effort, but didn't get anything done. ]

[Don’t think that he didn’t do a good job, but he made himself very tired. ]

[He is not good at anything and is the number one troublemaker.] ]

[You say he helped, but he made things worse. You say he didn't help, but he made himself very tired. ]

[Qiao Yujing and Chi Sulu: I would have finished this job long ago without you two! ]

At noon, the sun was scorching.

The production crew was considerate enough to deliver lunch on time. After working hard for several hours, the four of them were exhausted. They didn't care whether they were dirty or not, and just sat down in the shade of the trees in whatever way was comfortable for them.

Chi Qi took the lunch box from the staff, opened the lid, and like a hungry dog ​​seeing a meat bun, his eyes lit up and he ate the rice in big mouthfuls without caring about his image.

Only after filling his stomach did he feel alive again.

Chi Qi fiddled with his phone and opened the music app. A cheerful tune came out and he said, "Play this BGM while you work in the afternoon and pretend to be a palace maid of Sui Yu Xuan. It will not only cheer you up but also improve your efficiency."

He concluded, "Kill two birds with one stone."

When saying an idiom, he even mixes it with English, like "five flowers, eight doors", which makes people stunned.

Kuang Ye opened and closed his mouth, pointed to his head and asked, "How long has your brother been in this state?"

Chi Sulu silently turned his head to the side, "It has been like this since I was a child, and it has not been cured for more than ten years."

Even if it is cured, you will probably still drool.

[If you can make yourself understand, the road will be smooth.] ]

[You are playing a little tune while doing your work. I see that you are acting coquettishly again. ]

[How can a person pua himself to this extent? ]

[The world finally turned out to be what I imagined. ]

They were too tired and didn't want to move. They all decided to rest for a while to recover their strength.

Chi Qi picked up a branch and on a whim drew a Bagua formation on the ground. He sat cross-legged and made hand gestures in a very professional manner.

Chi Sulu couldn't understand him any more. "What are you doing? Cosplaying as Lotus Boy?"

"I'm praying for rain." Chi Qi shook his head and said, "If it rains, won't we no longer have to pick corn?"

That makes sense, but... the rain is not yours. If you tell it to fall, it will just fall. That would be so embarrassing for the rain.

Chi Qi got into position, muttering to himself.

[Rain comes, rain comes, rain comes from all directions, it comes for a long time, I love rain, rain loves me, (practices) (dancing) (circling around the stove) (burning incense) (practices) (chanting) (spinning) (lighting the fire) (practices) (ringing the bell) (chanting) (praying) Rain comes... rain please come... soul, come back... ah ah (dancing) (waving the flag) (rolling)]

“…”

Chi Sulu really wanted to post a question, and the title should be: What should I do if my younger brother seems to be crazy? Waiting online, very urgent!

She thought Chi Qi was joking and didn't take it seriously. She leaned against the tree trunk and slowly closed her eyes.

Until I felt a cool touch on the back of my hand, it was water droplets sliding down.

She opened her eyes and saw the sky was getting dark and clouds were rolling in the distance. Was it...really raining?

Not to mention Chi Sulu's surprise, even Chi Qi, who was praying for rain, was confused. He stared at his hands in a daze, opening and closing his fingers, feeling the tremendous power in his body.

[Am I finally unable to control this human body? 】

Chi Qi's expression gradually became solemn, and he felt as if he was carrying a heavy burden on his shoulders.

[Hey, Xiaoqi, congratulations, you have become the man chosen by the light! 】

From now on, he, the young man chosen by fate, will hold the magic sword and embark on the journey of saving the world. In this intersection of light and shadow, he is the only master who holds the key to destiny.

He possesses the power to change the world, but chooses to hide in the crowd, silently observing the prosperity and desolation of this world.

[If this happened in ancient times, I would have to respectfully call him the Imperial Master. ]

[ah? Does this thing shorten your life? I want to play too. ]

[Took it for the school (no side effects version)]

[If you have mana, you will lose mana. If you don’t have mana, you will lose life.] ]

Chi Qi was still dreaming of conquering the universe when he was suddenly slapped on the head.

【presumptuous! Where did this ant come from? How dare you hit me? 】

Chi Sulu angrily slapped him on the back of the head again, "What are you doing sitting there like an idiot? Get out of the rain!"

The weather forecast showed that it would be sunny for the next week, so the production team did not prepare any rain protection equipment for the four people.

The rainstorm came unexpectedly and got heavier and heavier. The four people were soaked and found a nearby eaves to take shelter from the rain.

Because Chi Qi was too absorbed in reciting the middle school quotations, he got caught in the rain the most. His thin clothes were soaked through and stuck to his body.

[I was so stupid. I just thought that I wouldn’t have to pick corn if it rained, so I could go back and rest. I didn’t expect that I would be soaked to the skin if it rained…]

The rain showed no sign of abating. About half an hour later, the staff arrived in a car and took the few people back.

*

After taking a hot shower and changing into dry clothes, Chi Qi received a notice that the originally planned outdoor activity could not be carried out and was changed to a live broadcast.

When he walked to the door of the room holding an umbrella, Niu Kulu was holding the boiled ginger soup and shouting, "Quick, quick, quick, one cup per person, drink it while it's hot!"

Chi Qi retracted his foot without saying a word, but he could not escape the other party's sharp eyes. "The one outside, I saw you, don't run away."

When he shouted, everyone's attention naturally turned to him.

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Chi Qi had no choice but to go in and drink the ginger soup with a bitter face.

Niu Kulu looked at the eight empty white bowls and nodded contentedly, "Everyone get ready. The online interaction will begin in ten minutes."

Chi Sulu opened a bag of potato chips and pointed at the live broadcast equipment, "Your old business."

Old business?

[Oh yes, I remember now, that’s true. I also have the identity of a host. 】

Chi Qi stared at the packaging bag in her hand, "Hey, when will the new flavor be released? Let me try it." He shamelessly stretched out his paw, but it was ruthlessly slapped away.

"It's sponsored by an advertiser," Chi Sulu said speechlessly, "If you want to eat it, go get it yourself."

Chi Qi happily opened a new bag of potato chips.

【tasty! 】

The staff came over to adjust the lights for the two of them, and after confirming that there were no problems, they said, "You can start now."

Chi Qi sat upright on the bench. The screen in front of him jumped and a blue face appeared in the center of the big screen.

He complained from the bottom of his heart, "It's so ugly, turn off the special effects quickly."

but.....

[Strange, why am I the only one with special effects? 】

Chi Sulu glanced at him and said, "That's your original skin."

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He forgot again.

Chi Qi didn't dare to face his real self and silently turned on the special effects.

Netizens in the live broadcast room had been waiting for a long time, and they were a little excited when they saw the two people appear.

Chi Sulu said in advance, "I will not answer any questions related to privacy, but you can ask anything else."

The comments were all good.

The first lucky winner was quickly picked. It was a noisy girl. Judging from her ID, she must be a fan of Chi Sulu. She couldn't wait to ask, "Sister Lu, do you remember the xx ceremony you attended last December?"

Chi Sulu nodded, "Remember."

The girl suddenly became excited. "It's good that you remember it! Can you tell me what you heard? Why do you look so surprised?"

That’s a good question. I suggest you don’t ask it next time.

Chi Sulu pursed her lips into a straight line. How should she explain this?

Tell her the gossip you heard: a certain talented actor is working as a 0 or 3 outside.

That is something she absolutely cannot say. Without pictures and no truth, the movie emperor's fans would probably spit at her and drown her as soon as she opens her mouth.

Chi Qi completely ignored his sister's life or death and roasted her over the fire, then looked back at Chi Sulu with sparkling eyes.

【tell me! tell me! Sis, how could you keep such a big thing in your heart and not tell your dear brother? 】

The girl put her hands together and said, "Please, tell me. If you don't tell me now, I will die with my eyes wide open."

I told you, she is the one who died. Chi Sulu twitched his lips and said vaguely, "I heard something that shocked me, but I can't tell you the details. You will find it after a while."

The actor's wife is already collecting evidence to expose him.

"When you retire, write a memoir and write down all the gossip you see. I'll be the first to buy it." The girl waved goodbye reluctantly, "Promise me, okay? Okay."

[I want to buy it too. I want to buy it too. ]

[Ahhh, so what did you hear? Is there anyone with level 8 lip reading who can translate this for me? ]

[“War correspondent” Chi Sulu is always there when the melons are eaten. ]

After sending away the fans who wanted to hear gossip, the two connected with a second netizen, a big loser who had just graduated. He wailed, "I'm so poor, so poor. Why is it that I wash my face every day but it's not as clean as my pockets? Ahhhhhh, will the earth explode if there's one more rich person like me?"

He howled for a full minute before straightening his expression and asking, "Sister Lu, is there any way to get rich overnight?"

Chi Sulu said seriously, "Yes, I recommend you to read a book. There are many methods recorded in that book."

The big enemy asked happily, "What book?"

Chi Sulu said expressionlessly, "The Criminal Law, the most profitable methods are written on it."

The big villain was silent, "......"

[This method is indeed punishable. ]

[…I gave up. I even took out my notebook and started taking notes. ]

Chi Qi beside him interrupted, "I have a very effective suggestion, do you want to know?"

There was a glimmer of hope in Dayuanzhong's eyes, "Tell me about it."

When Chi Qi thought about what he was going to say later, he wanted to laugh. He tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth, "My suggestion is that you go to the Fu (gynecology) department for a check-up."

The big innocent was even more speechless, "............"

[Hahahaha, you two siblings are singing in unison. It's really making me laugh to death. ]

[Treat the symptoms and the disease will be cured immediately.] ]

[I actually feel fine, am I sick too? ]

The style of painting starts to go awry from here.

The third netizen who connected online was a young and beautiful girl. "Sister Lu, it's like this. I just got together with my boyfriend and found that he is very attractive to me. I want to kiss him every day. What should I do?

Chi Sulu hasn't spoken yet.

Chi Qi said quickly: "Want a kiss? Just eat two bags of kiss burns."

[Damn it, I want to kiss too... We're in a relationship, why am I still living a dull life? There is no hope at all (＞＜)】

The barrage of comments was so funny.

[How can people be so full of jokes? I get up at five o'clock every day to memorize jokes, but I still lose to you talented people. ]

[Oh my god, who can tell the difference between you and the great doctor Hua Tuo now? ]

Chi Qi found a piece of white paper and a pen from somewhere and started writing the medical record. "Please tell me your symptoms."

Netizen No. 4: "My throat is always itchy, so annoying."

Chi Qi gave a diagnosis, "Just eat some boneless chicken feet and scratch yourself."

[Boneless chicken feet are not scratchy enough, you need bone-in chicken feet to scratch. ]

[That makes sense. I’ll place an order right away. My throat needs something with pickled pepper flavor to heal it. ]

Chi Qi gradually became more proficient in his job, "What's bothering you?"

Netizen No. 5 cried, "Why can't I give birth to Hakimi? My best friend has already had three children, but my belly is still flat. I'm getting older and older, and I'm getting so anxious."

Chi Qi replied calmly, "Maybe the money pipe is blocked. Take some time to go to the hospital."

[This hurts my heart, my friend.] ]

[Simple, just ask your best friend to give birth to a baby for you. ]

......

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was lively, and the thirteenth netizen appeared.

Chi Qi asked as usual, "Please tell me your question?"

The girl with delicate makeup said, "I'm here to share some good news." She looked at Chi Sulu provocatively, "I'm about to be with the person I've liked for many years."

Chi Qi didn't notice anything wrong and smiled, "Congratulations."

"You should congratulate me." The girl raised her chin slightly and said proudly, "On the day of my wedding, you must come, especially you, Chi Sulu."

"I want you to see with your own eyes him holding my hand and walking step by step towards the wedding hall, towards the beginning of our happiness."

ah? What does it have to do with my sister?

Chi Qi was confused by this direction.

The girl said to herself, "He is so good, but you don't know how to cherish him..."

Why does it sound so weird to me? ]

[This is so confusing. Is she declaring war on Chi Sulu? ]

The girl continued to speak, and the information she revealed made Chi Qi terrified. The air pressure around him was getting lower and lower, and a bold guess emerged in his mind.

[Could it be that she is my brother-in-law’s dream lover? 】

Chi Sulu's face darkened. "Tell me clearly, who are you going to marry?"

The girl winked coquettishly and said, "Of course it's with Fu Boci. I've even set a date for the wedding."

Coincidentally, Chi Qi’s brother-in-law is also called Fu Boci.

Now we can confirm the girl’s identity as Meng San.

Chi Sulu sneered, "If you have delusional disorder, go get treatment, don't come to my live broadcast room and make a scene."

The girl clenched her fists, with cold hatred on her face.

A war seemed imminent.

In addition to fans, the live broadcast room is mostly populated by netizens who come to join in the fun.

[Fight, fight, I love watching, go, go, go! Take out my little stool! ]

[Oh my god!] The showdown between the dream girl and the queen, I love watching the Shura field! ]

[Latest information! Report from the front: Mr. Fu has also started live streaming! ]

[! ! ! Wonderful, so wonderful! ]

[Finally caught up with the hot melon, can anyone share the link next door? ]

[I took out my tablet and watched both live broadcast rooms at the same time. Please don’t let me down! ]