Chapter 96

Chi Qi was so excited that he quickly clicked the "accept" button. He was obviously looking forward to it, but he said, "What are you doing? I'm telling you, I'm not the kind of person who does things casually. If you insist on doing this, it will be very difficult for me, you know? Life is hard enough, please don't hurt me anymore, I'm just a fragile little boy..."

The video showed that the man had just finished taking a shower, with his hair only half-dried and hanging wetly in front of his forehead. The thick filter made Chi Qi automatically ignore the blue face.

Xie Mu was wearing a bathrobe, which was only fastened with a strap, but it covered him completely, leaving nothing exposed, including what should and shouldn't be exposed.

The scene is completely different from what I imagined. Who are we guarding against?

I took off my pants, and this is all you show me?

Chi Qi accused in disappointment, "Do you treat me as an outsider? Why are you covering yourself so tightly?"

Xie Mu was silent for a moment, "Do you really want to see it?"

Chi Qixin said, isn't this nonsense? Since he mentioned it, he must want to see it! On the other hand, since Xie Mu didn’t want to show it to him, why didn’t he refuse and instead video chat with him readily?

Playing hard to get? Deliberately hooking him?

Chi Qi urged, "Hurry up and take off your clothes, let me see if you have a big conscience."

"."

The person who can speak □□□ so fresh and refined is also a talent.

Xie Mu moved slowly, his bony hands pressing on one side of the belt, trying to untie it.

Chi Qi's throat was dry, and he licked his plump lips, but he didn't wait for the next step. He continued to urge, "Don't press the pause button! Hurry up!"

Hurry, hurry, hurry, he is the Hurry King!

Seeing his anxious look, Xie Mu curled his lips and said, "When you come back, you can untie it yourself, okay?"

Can’t wait any longer! He wants to see it now!

Chi Qi pouted and said unhappily, "I'll give you one last chance. If you don't show it to me, just finish shooting in my script."

What serious consequences.

Xie Mu knew that he couldn't continue teasing her. It might backfire. He quickly comforted her, "I'll show you, I'll show you."

…

Chi Qi commanded unceremoniously, "Raise your phone and move away from me. I want to see it."

"Is this angle okay?" Xie Mu raised his arm indulgently and asked caringly, "Any other requests?"

"Sure, sure!" Chi Qi thought for a moment and asked expectantly, "By the way, can you twist it?"

Xie Mu shook his head honestly, "...No."

"Okay." Chi Qi smacked his lips, his disappointment obvious. "I hope you can spend more time on me and take the initiative to learn."

He said, "Go stand against the white wall, don't keep looking at the camera, and dim the lights..."

A bunch of additional conditions were given.

“Why do you know so much?” Xie Mu felt something was wrong and pursed his lips in displeasure, “You must have read a lot.”

He quickly closed his clothes and flipped the screen to block the camera, "Go watch others."

"Oh! You're so weird!"

Chi Qi was watching the video with great interest when the screen suddenly went dark. He immediately yelled, "Don't slander me. I usually watch serious videos. I'm just good at applying the knowledge I learned from books and I'm flexible. I haven't eaten pork, but have I seen pigs run?"

Xie Mu's voice was full of resentment, and he clearly didn't believe it. "You can just say whatever you want. I don't have any evidence."

Nonsense! Being unreasonable! He has explained it all, what else do you want from him?

But Chi Qi thought again, he only had one boyfriend, it was not worth getting upset over such a trivial matter.

If there is any misunderstanding, just resolve it on the spot. Only a fool would be the male lead in a melodrama without a mouth.

"I live a plain life every day. The most I can do is kiss you a few times. I've been separated from you for a few days and can't even kiss you. I finally coaxed you to show me, but you're still like this." Chi Qi tried to prove his innocence, "I'm telling you, when I searched for puppies on the app, all that came out were real puppies."

The other party didn't say anything. Chi Qi couldn't tell whether he believed it or not, so he had to say, "If you don't believe it, I can search it on the spot and show you."

The scene reappeared, and Xie Mu was the first to apologize, "No, sorry, I shouldn't have distrusted you."

He had lost his mind and actually did something as childish as blocking the camera. Now that he had calmed down, he felt extremely upset.

"Okay, I forgive you generously." Chi Qi snorted twice and muttered softly, "It turns out that falling in love really makes you stupid."

Then, he changed the subject and took the opportunity to make a request, "You have wronged me, shouldn't you compensate me?"

Xie Mu certainly wouldn't refuse, "What compensation do you want?"

The rustling sound of fabric rubbing against each other was particularly clear in the silent night.

Chi Qi's eyes wandered around, "First you do this, then you do that..."

Another puzzled male voice asked, "Can you tell me more details?"

"No, it can only be understood, not expressed in words."

…

Chi Qi opened his eyes wide, staring at the screen, and couldn't help but sigh as he watched: This lecherous little boy eats so well!

The only drawback is that I’m not by his side. I can see him but I can’t touch him. What a pity.

Xie Mu was in a pose for a long time, and suddenly realized that the other party seemed to have been silent for a long time, which was not in line with his usual style, "You..."

Chi Qi interrupted him directly, "Don't talk, I'm taking screenshots, don't disturb me."

Xie Mu, "..."

He was silent for a few seconds and asked, "Why don't you record the screen?"

Oh yes, the phone has this function.

Chi Qi, who lacked practical experience, was in a panic and quickly switched to screen recording. "Do I need your reminder? I have my own pace. I am not obsessed with you. Screenshots are part of my plan. Take off your clothes and don't disrupt my plan."

"."

Chi Qi found an excuse for himself, "I am willing to record the screen, which is a recognition of your figure."

Xie Mu thought more, "What if your phone is picked up by someone else?"

"Don't worry, the phone is fine as long as I am alive, but I will die if the phone dies." Chi Qi swore to the sky, "Even if I get into a car accident, I will use my last breath to restore the phone to factory settings."

He made the promise with a chuckle, but when he looked down he saw the person's expression in the picture was indescribably ugly.

"Don't say unlucky words." Xie Mu was serious for once, "Take it back now."

It was just a joke. Chi Qi didn’t understand why he had such a big reaction. Could it be because he had been in a car accident before?

Wouldn't it leave a lifelong shadow?

Chi Qi was afraid of irritating her boyfriend, so she said obediently, "Pooh, pooh, pooh, what I just said doesn't count. It's all invalid."

Xie Mu tried to suppress his bad mood and said, "Don't say anything like this in the future. Avoid it."

Chi Qi was surprised, "You still believe this?"

Xie Mu didn't reply to him, and said softly, "You should go to bed. You have to get up early tomorrow."

Chi Qi's attention was distracted, "Good night then?"

"good evening."

The video call ended.

Chi Qi fell on the bed, automatically forgetting the little episode. His mind was filled with the indescribable scenes that had just happened. He rolled back and forth holding the quilt, excitedly wanting to turn into a monkey and fly into the primeval forest to swing on the vines.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!] 】

Fortunately, he was far away from Chi Sulu, otherwise the noise level would be considered a late-night nuisance and he would have been punished with a beating.

*

In a blink of an eye, it was the last day of the variety show recording.

Niu Kulu stood on the tricycle wearing flip-flops, "Time is like the sand in an hourglass, slipping away silently through our fingers."

One cannot fall into the same pit twice, so Chi Qi was extremely alert and determined not to let himself feel sleepy at all.

Specifically, it manifests itself as constant mumbling in one’s mind.

[Is this opening line copied from an elementary school student’s composition?] 】

"Happy times are always short-lived, and the three-day recording session has come to an end."

[That’s great. Let me give you a gift at this time of parting.] 】

He cleared his throat and began to sing with emotion.

[I send you away thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white~]

Chi Sulu twitched her lips. Half a month had passed, and she still hadn't figured out what it was about Xie Mu that she saw in Chi Qi?

Nice skin? A crazy mental state or a neurotic personality? Anyway, it couldn't be her brother's non-existent brain.

Niu Kulu said: "Thank you to the guests for bringing laughter and joy."

[No cheers, no laughter, just jokes.] 】

Ten minutes later, the speeches ended and sparse applause broke out.

Niu Kulu didn't care whether everyone was supportive or not, and couldn't wait to catch up with the progress. "Okay, now let's start the first task of the day, to experience the combination of traditional ancient culture and modern art: making pottery."

Finally, it’s not the exhausting farm work anymore, and the guests’ eyes flickered with anticipation.

Clap, clap, clap. This time the applause was more genuine.

Niu Kulu began to read the rules, "Everyone chooses a classic animal image, and after it is made, the audience will vote. The one with the highest number of votes will receive a gift package carefully prepared by the program team."

Hearing that there were gifts to be won, Chi Qi's desire to win rose, and he rubbed his hands, "Sister, I want to take first place!"

"The last one?"

“…”

"Can't you have a little faith in me?"

Chi Sulu said: "Except for academic competitions, when have you ever won first place since you were a child?"

Chi Qi was anxious, "Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean I haven't taken it!"

[Hahaha, no kidding, my Maserati was corroded into an Emma electric car after being rained on all night. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist in the world. ]

[Since Maserati’s quality is so poor, I won’t buy it. ]

[Since you don’t buy it, I won’t buy it either. ]

Chi Sulu turned her head away with nobleness and coldness, and stopped arguing with him.

Niu Kulu waved to everyone, "Come here."

Is it true? Is it true?

Chi Qi was stunned, "Ah? Why did the director suddenly call out the panda's name?"

The air seemed to freeze - speechless.

Chi Sulu sighed, "He asked you to go over."

"oh."

[I seem to have done something stupid again without realizing it... Never mind, life is like tofu, it doesn’t matter if it’s salty or sweet, it’s all broken into pieces anyway. 】

Everyone walked towards the designated location.

The familiar table and the familiar small bench were simply put together.

Qiao Yujing was stunned for a moment and asked, "Right here? Don't we need to go to the pottery museum?"

Niu Kulu replied affirmatively, "No need."

Kuang Ye also came forward and asked, "You call this pottery?"

It's clearly just clay figurines. Are you trying to substitute a cat for a prince?

Perhaps sensing the guests' confusion, Niu Kulu quickly tried to make up for it, "There is no difference, there is no difference. My real name is Nie Ni Ba, and my stage name is Tao Yi."

Chi Qi concluded, "I understand the difference between sellers' show and buyers' show."

Chi Sulu followed closely and said, "Your director and the matchmaker are both good at speaking."

The barrage of comments started to criticize this sentence fiercely.

[Yes, I have a say in this topic. A while ago, the matchmaker told me that there was a man who fell in love with me at first sight, but later I found out that he was blind in one eye. ]

[. . . Mine was also outrageous. The matchmaker told me that the child was originally very lively, but after some things happened, he became mature, introverted and quiet. The actual situation was that he was a vegetable. ]

[Matchmaker: He is an honest man and doesn’t talk much. In fact: When people get old, they don’t tell much truth. ]

[Matchmaker: This man has a limp in his legs. He can run even when he is in a hurry, but you can’t tell if he doesn’t walk. ]

Niu Kulu was forced to retreat after hearing several consecutive sentences. He left a sentence saying that you need to complete the task within the specified time, and then slipped away.

As if forced to do something, everyone sat down and started to make mud.

During this process, no one was making trouble, everyone was just struggling with the mud in their hands.

Chi Sulu spent a lot of time and finally completed the work. He glanced casually to both sides and saw a lump of unidentified substance with a strong smell.

"What is this? Poop?" she complained. "Are you disgusted?"

Chi Qi paused, "I made Lazy Sheep!" He held up the "poop" and shouted, "This is the top of Lazy Sheep's head. And! Why do you think this is a pile of shit instead of ice cream?"

[I, Lazy Sheep, clarify again, this is an ice cream head! Ice cream head! The cutest ice cream head ever! Got it? ]

[Got it, the cutest popsicle head on shit. ]

Chi Qi was so angry that he pointed at the thing in the other person's hand and deliberately asked, "What is that? A little rat with a gaping tooth?"

"I'm a cute little beaver. Her name is Loopy." Chi Sulu, "Come on, repeat after me, LOOPY."

Chi Qi lowered his head in annoyance and merged his head with his body. He looked at the lifelike clay sculpture of Lazy Sheep with great satisfaction and boasted about it in his heart.

[I am the ancient Greek god in charge of mud!] 】

Chi Sulu, "..."

There were more gods than people in ancient Greece, so there was no place for you to stand.

The next table.

Jiang Bieshan completed the task ahead of time, turned around boredly, and after seeing clearly, he said: "Little Pig, did you pinch yourself?"

He was keen on igniting Lu Jinyue's anger.

As expected, Lu Jinyue yelled at him, "You are the pig, your whole family are pigs!"

Jiang Bieshan replied lightly, "Rebound."

Lu Jinyue slammed the table loudly, "The rebound is ineffective."

He sulked for a while and emphasized, "This is my male god GG bond, I will not allow anyone to slander him."

[He is not a dead pig! He is my idol GG Bond, but unfortunately you don’t understand GG Bond or me. ]

[Come and redeem your male god, GG bond was caught by me, V I released him for 50. ]

[I am taking the GG bond test tomorrow. If all you can think about is subject 3, you are doomed. ]

"I'm Sheriff Black Cat." Jiang Bieshan saw that he had adjusted himself, and then he made trouble again. He raised the clay sculpture and made a banging sound with his mouth, "I'm going to chicken you out!"

Lu Jinyue was annoyed, "If you bother me again, I'll take you off my ass."

[Is Jiang Bieshan a masochist? I felt happier after being scolded. ]

[Change the channel, this is too noisy and not good for my ears. ]

Ye Man opened his palm and introduced the animal he had pinched. "This is a very cute police officer rabbit."

Zhou Yingnan said, "Mine is a fox."

The two of them exchanged a few words in perfect tacit understanding.

Ye Man suddenly said, "Put your hands up, cover your head and squat down. I'm going to arrest you!"

Zhou Yingnan said in a long tone, "What is the charge?"

Ye Man said, "I don't need any reason to arrest you!"

Zhou Yingnan smiled, "Police Officer Domineering Rabbit arrested me."

[Nick Fox Nick, you are under arrest! Who understands? I just hallucinated this scene! ]

[Sweet, sweet, sweet~Are you two really not going to consider having a relationship? ]

[Hey, I’ve seen a lot of literature written by sisters-in-law, but this is the first time I’ve seen literature written by my brother’s wife. ]

It's the last group's turn.

Qiao Yujing held it carefully and said, "I made a small carp, but the scales are a little difficult to handle, so you may not be able to see it."

Kuang Ye put it simply, "Two-faced turtle."

[Is it The Adventures of Little Carp? I remember watching it adorably when I was a kid. ]

[I thought Kuang Ye would choose to sculpt a cool animal. ]

[I always feel that this pair has a low presence. ]

The appointed time has arrived.

Niu Kulu appeared at a critical juncture, "Online viewers can click the link in the upper right corner to start voting."

The comments were in chaos, with Lazy Sheep’s voice being the loudest.

[It must be me, the lazy king!] The rest stand aside! Especially the dead pig and starch sausage! ]

[Any hesitation would be disrespectful to my Lazy Sheep baby. ]

[Seriously, why are you so mean to a dead pig? ]

[It’s so hard to choose. I’m so conflicted that I won’t vote.] ]

[I’m sorry everyone, I will always be lazy. ]