After hitting his head, Chi Qi made two new discoveries.
New discovery one: He is actually a cannon fodder villain in a popular novel on a certain green-colored app.
New discovery two: ...
Chapter 98
Chi Qi said, "Since you can catch fish, I can definitely catch fish too." Then he turned around and sat back on his own bench, confidently guarding the pond and waiting for fish.
However, imagination is beautiful and reality is cruel.
Not to mention catching any fish, he didn't even see a single fish from beginning to end.
Chi Qi said boldly, "This place has bad feng shui!"
Chi Sulu took the third fish off the hook and looked at him calmly. "If you are new to fishing, practice more."
"It's not my fault." The hair on Chi Qi's head swayed in the wind. "It's caused by external factors. If we switch positions, I will definitely be able to catch it!"
He was annoying people endlessly. Chi Sulu didn't want to be tortured, so he compromised and said, "Okay, okay, you can fish here, and use my rod."
Chi Qi was satisfied and happily took the pole, "My dream will come true."
Chi Sulu didn't indulge him and dealt him a heavy blow, "I think you are just daydreaming."
Chi Qi, died.
[Sister, you really are the panda ordering takeout - the bamboo shoots are here. 】
Half an hour later, Chi Qi still found nothing.
Chi Sulu couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Is it so difficult to admit that you are a wimp?"
Even if the sky falls, Chi Qi will always be there to support it, and even quote famous sayings, "How can it be easy? There are countless people who have not been able to catch fish in all these years. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. Fishing is difficult. Sometimes you should look for the reasons yourself. Are you just lucky..."
"Ouch!" Chi Qi covered his head and screamed. The pain was so intense that he turned it into ten. He ran to the camera and complained, "You're domestic violence!"
Chi Sulu moved his wrist and said, "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words."
Chi Qi succumbed to the iron fist, "Well, it's a touch of love."
After teaching his brother a lesson, Chi Sulu felt better. "Say something nice and I'll give you a few fish."
[I will not say anything that goes against my conscience just for a meal. I am not that kind of person. Just give up on this idea! 】
Very good, strong and unyielding...
Before she could finish her sigh, Chi Qi began to praise her in a pretentious manner, "Oh my God, whose fairy tale book was not closed properly and the princess ran out?"
There was no sincerity in his eyes, only desire for the fish.
Chi Sulu was picky, "The tone is too harsh."
Chi Qi said emotionally, "Sister, if your beauty can commit a crime, then you must be committing a heinous crime."
Chi Sulu continued to find fault with it, "It's not sincere enough, and the lines are too corny."
The same conversation also took place with another group of guests.
Jiang Bieshan looked at Lu Jinyue's empty bucket and raised his eyebrows, "Say something nice and I'll give you a few fish."
Lu Jinyue was a man of integrity. He would not accept charity. He coldly spat out two words, "Dream on!"
"A-choo!" Chi Qi sneezed inexplicably in the distance. He rubbed his nose, changed the subject and said confidently: "Someone missed me."
[If you suddenly sneeze, it must be because I am thinking of you~]
Chi Sulu shook his head and objected, "Think twice before scolding, someone is scolding you."
Chi Qi pouted and blinked innocently, "Impossible, who would scold a little boy like me who is loved by everyone and makes flowers bloom wherever I go?"
Chi Sulu tried hard to suppress the urge to roll his eyes, "At your age, it's no longer appropriate to act young."
"Who's pretending?" Chi Qi brought up the past. "Why don't you mention the campus drama you starred in last year? I'm embarrassed to say anything about you. Your voice is so shaky. What do people say online? Your voice is so cute and so disgusting. I feel physically sick when I watch it."
[Go get close to my face and use your full power! My brother really has no memory. He just got beaten and now he’s going to be beaten again. ]
[Hahahaha, the memory of the dead suddenly attacked me. This super baby voice is considered Chi Sulu’s dark history. ]
[srds, let me clarify, that super baby voice was requested by the director, to fit the role. ]
[I believe that the two are siblings. If they are not siblings, they would not sell swords like this. ]
[Hehe, my sister can’t beat me anymore. ]
[He is just like my wicked younger brother. I used to like him, but now I don’t feel anything for him anymore. ]
Chi Sulu's face turned dark and ugly, "Chi Qi, you can starve to death. I won't give you a bite of these fish even if I feed them to the dogs."
Jiang Bieshan said in a cold voice, "Then you should continue to starve like yesterday."
Two voices came one after another.
When Lu Jinyue mentioned this, he recalled the embarrassing scene when he ran into the bathroom to eat pickled mustard tuber in the middle of the night because he was hungry. He was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, with his hair all over his body standing on end. “You t…” Thinking that this was a variety show, he quickly withdrew a curse word, “Shut up, it’s all your fault for yelling and scaring my fish away.”
Jiang Bieshan was shocked by his roguery. "You can't catch any fish, so you put the blame on me. Can you be reasonable?"
Lu Jinyue didn't feel guilty at all, and sneered confidently, "You need to be reasonable with talented people, are you a human being?"
"You start talking nonsense as soon as I touch your lips." Jiang Bieshan gritted his teeth, "Do you have to be so hungry that you have no strength left before you learn your lesson?"
"I can't eat it, so don't eat it at all." Lu Jinyue snatched his bucket angrily and poured all the fish in it back into the pond.
The speed was too fast, and when Jiang Bieshan stepped forward to stop it, it was too late.
[It should be said that the smooth and flowing movements are recommended to be included in the teaching materials of Beijing Film Academy. ]
[Jiang Bieshan, please smile. Why aren’t you smiling anymore? ]
[Why both sides suffer~]
[Jiang Bieshan: I’m already honest. Don’t dump my fish. ]
[These two really don't get along. They fight whenever they meet. Well, forget it. As long as they don't kill each other, I'll just treat it as flirting. ]
[You cpf guys are just eating without sugar...]
The sky is blue, the water is deep, there are no fish to catch, there is no food to eat at night, and Chi Qi wants to jump into the river.
Seeing that time was running out, he simply gave up and downloaded a fishing master game in an attempt to find satisfaction in the virtual world.
The effect is indeed remarkable. He can even catch a shark within ten seconds. You know, in the real world, this is simply impossible to accomplish!
Chi Qi listened to the joyful game sound effects, and his worries disappeared.
Who says playing games is bad? This game is awesome! Without the game, who will treat me like a child? 】
Chi Sulu's eyes were filled with contempt, and she couldn't help but preach to him, "If you give up when you encounter setbacks, you will never succeed."
Chi Qi turned a deaf ear to everything he said.
[As a kid who has to use the invincible version when playing the 4399 mini-game since childhood, how can I resist frustration? 】
*
As it turned out, the program team overestimated the guests' fishing abilities.
The statistical results surprised Niu Kulu. Chi Qi and Lu Jinyue didn't catch any fish, Jiang Bieshan's fish were thrown away, and Kuang Ye and Qiao Yujing's fish were all small fry, which were probably just enough to fill the gaps between their teeth.
The other three did get a lot, but even if they divided it equally it was still far from enough for five adult men.
Niu Kulu sighed in worry, "You guys, ah!"
How disappointing! This was the worst group of guests he had ever invited!
The statement “If you can’t catch fish, you won’t have food to eat” has already been made. He can’t slap himself in the face, but he can’t really let the guests starve either.
Niu Kulu thought for a moment and arranged for the staff to give net bags to the people. "Go to the stream and catch some crayfish for your meal."
If they still can’t get food after draining the water to this extent, it’s their problem.
【Crayfish in garlic sauce! Spicy crayfish! Salt and pepper crayfish! Yay! 】
Chi Qi picked up the net bag, carried the white bucket and ran, "Crayfish, here he comes!"
The four people behind him were not as anxious as him and walked slower.
When they arrived at the stream, they looked up and saw that there were indeed a lot of crayfish. Chi Qi was ready to go and fired the first shot in his crayfish catching plan.
Qiao Yujing and Kuang Ye followed closely behind, and rolled up their trouser legs to avoid being splashed by the stream water.
When he bent down by chance, Kuang Ye found a shrimp in the grass at his feet, and he picked it up.
Qiao Yujing frowned and reminded, "Don't grab it directly with your hands later, be careful of getting pinched."
"Don't worry, it won't happen."
Perhaps he was too complacent. As soon as he finished speaking, the shrimp whose whiskers were pinched by Kuang Ye took advantage of the situation and stretched out its pincers to suddenly clamp his middle finger.
Kuang Ye's expression was distorted by the pain for a moment. Looking at Qiao Yujing's worried eyes, he forced a smile and pretended to be calm, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt."
It was unclear whether Qiao Yujing was fooled or not, but the comments on the forums saw through his disguise.
[Young man, don’t speak too early. Also, Kuang Ye, your acting skills are terrible. ]
[The crayfish used up the last bit of his strength and delivered a fatal blow. ]
[Add garlic, ginger, fennel and cumin, and use chopsticks to eat this bowl. ]
[When I saw crayfish, I thought of Xuyi, the city with no handsome men and no delicious food, but only lobsters. ]
[Whenever the Dragon Palace goes to war, it has to borrow shrimp soldiers from Xuyi. ]
[A little-known fact: people from Xuyi are shrimps before the age of sixteen, and only after that they become humans. ]
As an actor, Qiao Yujing was more sensitive to changes in emotions, so he asked an obvious question out of concern, "Are you okay?"
It would be strange if he was okay, his face was deformed from the pain.
However, Kuang Ye said, "It's okay."
Qiao Yujing asked, "Is your finger broken?"
Kuang Ye said again, "It's just a minor wound, it won't be a problem."
Qiao Yujing pursed his lips and said, "Don't take it lightly."
Kuang Ye didn't care at all, "No need, the wound should have healed by the time I say a few more words to you."
If he went to the hospital because of such a small injury, someone would criticize him for being pretentious.
Qiao Yujing wanted to say something, but was afraid that the other party would think he was meddling in other people's business, so he explained, "Some time ago, a man was cleaning crayfish and got pricked by a bug. He unfortunately passed away."
Kuang Yesheng was a little relieved, "Fortunately, I am a young man, not an old man."
Qiao Yujing, "..."
Is this the point? The key point is that if you get pinched by a crayfish, you will be in danger of dying!
Can you be more aware of security risks?
Qiao Yujing put down what he was holding and said, "Wash it with clean water first to squeeze out the bacteria. I'll go find the director and borrow some iodine for disinfection."
After fishing for about half an hour, Chi Qi returned with a full load, carrying half a bucket of crayfish. He thought this was quite fun and as relaxing as the fishing game.
You see, he said that it was not his problem that he couldn’t catch any fish, it was the water’s problem, the fish’s problem, the weather’s problem, and it had nothing to do with him anyway.
"Ah, ah! We meet again, young man!"
It's the uncle's voice.
Chi Qi turned his head and saw the dog of his dreams beside the old man's legs.
The old man was impressed by him and came over to say hello, "Hey, you caught a lot of crayfish?"
[The old man is like an NPC, you can meet him everywhere. ]
[Hahahaha, I can meet you at any time and any place. ]
Chi Qi's eyes were glued to Tu Song's dog face, "Uncle, can I touch it?"
The old man smiled and asked, "Do you like it?"
Chi Qi nodded like a chick pecking at rice, "Yeah! I like it!"
The old man said enthusiastically, "When you have puppies in the future, I'll give you one. Do you want one?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Chi Qi pressed on, "Can you let me choose?"
As we all know, dogs can give birth to many puppies in one litter.
The old man waved his hand and said, "It's guaranteed!"
Uncle, good man!
Chi Qi came over and said, "Uncle, you are so fashionable."
The old man gestured to the left and said, "Of course, the times are advancing, and I can't fall behind."
Chi Qi paused for two seconds and said tactfully, "You don't have to learn everything."
The old man read the message but didn't reply. He just started a conversation and asked, "Guess how old I am this year?"
Chi Qi said a standard number, "Fifty?"
"I'm sixty-six." The old man said proudly, "Can't you tell?"
Chi Qi gave a thumbs up, "This is a good age!"
"A good attitude determines a man's life. I have a good attitude. I eat when I should, drink when I should, and don't take things to heart. That's why I look young." The old man stressed the point, "If you don't listen to the advice of the elderly, you will suffer the consequences. Do you understand?"
Chi Qi nodded vigorously: I understand! When he gets old he will still talk nonsense everywhere.
The old man stroked his non-existent beard with satisfaction and said, "Not bad."
The two of them walked along a small path together, and Chi Qi asked casually, "Uncle, where are you going?"
The old man then remembered the purpose of coming out, "My grandson's toy snake is missing, I came out to find it for him."
“…”
What a coincidence! I was just frightened by this toy snake. Chi Qi looked at Tu Song dimly and said, "Use your cub as compensation for my mental damage."
He calmed down and said, "I know where it is."
The old man clapped his hands and said, "That's great. Take me there."
After finding the toy snake, the old man asked, "Did you go fishing by the pond this afternoon? Let me tell you, I'm really good at fishing. Every time, there are a lot of people watching me."
He asked, "By the way, how many fish did you catch?"
Chi Qi said embarrassedly, "No... I didn't catch any." He thought for a moment and said, "I'm still young, it's normal that I can't catch any fish."
After he said that, he regretted it. When he was out, he gave himself his identity.
The old man sighed, "How long can you use the excuse of being young?"
The words of the elders often hit the soul directly. Chi Qi felt ashamed and lowered his head silently.
"When you get to my age, you will..." The old man changed the subject and said with a smile, "You will find a new excuse. Every time my wife pulls my ears and scolds me, I say that I am old and useless."
Chi Qi, "..."
[Hahahaha, your uncle is your uncle after all. ]
[Summary: Before the age of 15: I was still young and I didn’t understand. 15-25 years old: I am still young and inexperienced. 25-35 years old: I am not young anymore, don’t torture me 35-45 years old; I am in middle age and have no strength anymore 45-55 years old; I am in menopause 55+ years old, I am old and useless. ]
[I can't help laughing when I think about how I'll be able to amuse young people like this when I'm old. ]
[There are still more than 30 years to go, which is exciting to think about. ]
[Don’t despise the young because they are poor. Middle-aged people have a hard time. The old are useless. The dead are the greatest. ]
Qiao Yujing found some iodine for Kuang Ye, and after disinfecting it, he took out a Band-Aid.
Kuang Ye pulled his hand back, "Why is there a kitten pattern on this?"
Qiao Yujing said, "This is the only style available in the pharmacy. All others are sold out."
Kuang Ye refused, "I won't post it."
Qiao Yujing didn't force it, "Okay, then I won't post it."
Keep it for his own later use.
Qiao Yujing had just put the band-aid back into his bag and zipped it up when Kuang Ye changed his mind and said awkwardly, "I'll still put it on. After all, you bought it for me with all your hard work."
"."
Why didn’t you say so earlier? You have to wait until I have put all my things away.
The erratic attitude reminded Qiao Yujing of a certain scumbag, and he was stunned for a few seconds.
Kuang Ye saw him pause and hesitated again, "Forget it, I won't post it."
Qiao Yujing pursed his lips and said, "Post it."
Kuang Ye said okay and stretched out his finger.
This posture...is it time to stick it on him myself? Qiao Yujing didn't care. He tore off the back of the Band-Aid and carefully stuck it on the wound.
Kuang Ye lowered his head and saw Qiao Yujing's slender fingers and white back of his hand. They were clean and beautiful, even more beautiful than the hand model he had seen a while ago.
"alright."
Kuang Ye came back to his senses, his eyes wandering, "Thank you."
Niu Kulu found a whistle from somewhere and hung it around his neck, urging everyone to gather, "It's getting late, everyone hurry up and clean up the food so we can eat early."
Chi Sulu was puzzled, "We have to clean the ingredients ourselves?"
Niu Kulu said as a matter of course, "Yes."
Ye Man asked, "Director, didn't you tell me that before?"
Niu Kulu blew the whistle twice more. "I didn't tell you before, but I'm telling you now. I've lowered the requirements for you. I won't ask you to light the fire and cook by yourselves."
The director has spoken, and the guests must cooperate.
After the fish escaped from his hands three times, Chi Sulu collapsed and handed the kitchen knife to Chi Qi who was cleaning shrimps, "I don't know how to kill fish, come and help me."
Chi Qi put down the brush and said, "You're saying this as if I could kill you?"
[I think Director Niu Kulu did it on purpose. He saw that we made a fool of ourselves by killing chickens the day before yesterday, so he asked us to kill fish today. He is such an evil man! 】
Chi Sulu said, "You should find a way to make the fish unconscious or let it die. I can't kill it if it moves."
Chi Qi pointed at the faucet and said, "Just drown the fish."
Chi Sulu said unhappily, "The water from the tap is going into your brain."
"..." Chi Qi's face twisted, "I'm just playing with abstraction!"
[Drowning fish, bird afraid of heights, you who love me, but how can a fish drown? Why are birds afraid of heights? How could she love me? ]
[Put the fish in the water, I don’t believe it can survive for a day. ]
[Since fish breathe through their gills, if I pour water into their gills, will I be able to choke them to death? ]
[I did this when I was a kid and I could never get enough of it]
[Want to kill fish? It’s very simple. Buy a fish tank, put water in it and create a good view. Then put the fish into the water and tell it to live well. It will die in front of you in any minute. ]
Chi Qi raised the knife and swung it down with full force, as if the god of death had descended.
[I have been slaughtering fish in RT-Mart for ten years, and my heart has long been as cold as my knife. 】
With a "bang", the plate next to the fish was broken.
The crisp sound of fragments startled the fish so much that its eyes widened visibly.
[Fish: Am I dead? Why doesn’t it hurt at all? ]
[Azure glaring fish, and I am glaring at you. ]
[Fish on the chopping board: I am a living fish, not a wooden fish. You will not gain merit by hitting me. ]
[Panzi: Oops, this one is aimed at me. ]
[It had already died, but there was still a strange light flashing in its eyes. ]
After all the trouble, two more bowls were broken.
"There's no more." Niu Kulu warned coldly, "If you break the bowl again, you'll have to eat with your hands."
Chi Qi, "<(ToT)>"
In the end, Qiao Yujing couldn't stand it anymore and came over to support the two.
Chi Qi was extremely grateful and spoke well of him in front of the boss, "Sister, support him!"
Chi Sulu raised his chin, "Do I need you to tell me?"
It was she who arranged for Qiao Yujing to take over this variety show.
The dusk began to blur, and the sky filled with sunset glow gradually became darker.
After a busy day, it was finally time to eat. The table was filled with a whole fish feast.
The fish, fried golden on both sides, looks particularly tempting with the garnish of chopped green onions. The subtle fragrance wafts from the cut and floats in the air.
Chi Qi picked up a piece of fish and put it into his mouth, letting out a satisfied sigh.
[Sweep away hunger and be yourself! 】
Niu Kulu saw that everyone was concentrating on eating and picking up food frantically without any conversation or communication. He slapped his thigh and said something was strange. It turned out to be here!
Although they recorded the variety show together, the tasks of each group were completed separately, resulting in the fact that everyone except the people in the same group was relatively unfamiliar with each other.
That won’t work! How can it be called a variety show without communication?
Niu Kulu immediately decided that in the next episode he would change his way of getting along with others and play some ice-breaking games. He would revise the plan when he returned home in the evening!
Amid the chirping of insects and as the number of empty plates on the dining table increased, the three-day variety show came to an end.
*
When it came to leaving, Chi Qi actually felt reluctant to leave.
However, all these emotions disappeared when I saw the return bus.
Chi Qi happily opened the car door and got in halfway when his sister grabbed the back of his clothes and pulled him out. He was confused, "Why? You won't let me go home?"
Chi Sulu said, "It's not on my way. I'm going to the magazine office in the next city."
Chi Qi let out a long sigh, "Then how can I go back?"
Chi Sulu made the arrangements clear for him, "I've bought you a ticket, and I'll take you to the station so you can take the bus home."
After saying that, Chi Qi got back into the car, "So I still have to take your car, why did you pull me out?"
Chi Sulu: Nothing else, I just feel itchy.
On the way back, Chi Qi sat in the back seat. The new day started with a crazy start. He @ed all the members in the family group.
[Chi Qi]: Who will pick up Xiaoqi when he comes back?
Dad: The board of directors cancelled it and I went to pick it up.
Mom: The trip was cancelled and I will go to pick her up.
Big Brother: If the negotiation is cancelled, I will go and take it.
Second sister: The performance was cancelled and I will take it.
Tangyuan: Cancel the dog food request and I will pick it up.
A message popped up in the group soon.
[Chi's mother]: ...why don't you come back?
[Chi Tingsi]: The human traffickers are here to pick you up.
[Chi’s father]: Don’t make you a close contact.
[Chi Qi]: I will hold my breath until you all say come and pick me up.
[Chi Qi]: I'm holding it in.jpg
[Chi Qi]: It’s okay, I’ll hold it in.jpg
[Chi Qi]: I can’t hold it anymore.jpg
For three full minutes, no one in the group paid any attention to him.
Chi Qi sent a voice complaint, accusing the shark man! You are all shark criminals!
[Chi's father]: What shrimp rice? You want shrimp rice?
Chi Sulu was sitting in the front row, originally resting with his eyes closed, but later on he couldn't help but join in the conversation.
[Chi Sulu]: Hahahaha, this is so funny. When will I stop laughing when I see puns? Dad, you are really hungry.
[Chi Sulu]: He said we are shark criminals, Dad, don’t convert the speech to text.
[Chi Su Lu]@[Chi Qi]: It’s okay, sister will revive you by watching the commercial.
[Chi Tingsi]@[Chi's father]: Dad, we are still in the meeting. Stop looking at your phone. It's your turn to speak. The directors are waiting.
[Chi Qi]: I know I am an NPC and not the protagonist, but how can this NPC mean no one cares?
No one responded to him.
Chi Qi was heartbroken, so he switched chat mode and copied the emoticon package and sent it to his boyfriend.
[Xie Mu]: Breathe, breathe quickly!
[Chi Qi]:? I haven't started casting yet?
[Xie Mu]: I won’t let you be in any danger of your life.
Look how beautiful these words sound.
Chi Qi's mood improved, pink bubbles kept coming out of his eyes, and he was completely immersed in sweetness.
So when he came out of the station and saw Xie Mu coming to pick him up, he walked over without any precautions.
*
The car door was closed, and Chi Qi leisurely fastened his seat belt. He turned his head excitedly and met a pair of dark and deep eyes, which were like the bottomless well water that wanted to suck him in.
Oops.
Chi Qi straightened his body instantly, alarm bells ringing in his heart, and the words he said a few days ago kept circling in his mind.
[Damn, damn, damn, I got into a thief's car without realizing it. Is there still time for me to run away now? 】
It was definitely too late. Xie Mu stretched out his arms to surround him, slowly approached him, and said word by word, "Let's talk."
Chi Qi started to act like a coward with his eyes closed.
Who wants to talk to you? Gunara, the God of Darkness, huhuhuhu, shut up! 】
Xie Mu had been toyed with for several days and finally caught the culprit. Naturally, he would not let him go easily. Not only that, he would also get his money back with interest.
The warm palms pressed against his waist, like vines that appeared out of thin air, wrapping around him from top to bottom, causing him to tremble.
Chi Qi's eyes trembled, and a thin layer of blush appeared on his fair cheeks. His waist was thin and narrow, with a slender and beautiful waistline, and it felt good to hold.
Xie Mu gently rubbed his smooth skin and asked slowly in his ear, "Aren't you very talkative? Why don't you talk now?"
Chi Qi lowered his head. He had never experienced such an intimate touch before. He moved uncomfortably, trying to distance himself from him, but found that he could not avoid it. He immediately backed off, "Silence is golden."
Xie Mu laughed hoarsely, the temperature of his palms gradually became hot, and as if dissatisfied, he slightly increased the strength and probed deeper.
Not knowing which part was touched, Chi Qi suddenly clenched his fists, a little overwhelmed, and said with an unstable breath, "Don't, don't touch there."
Xie Mu asked knowingly, "What did you say?" He pinched her again deliberately, "Where should I not touch?"
Chi Qi glared at him angrily and said through gritted teeth, "Are you a gorilla?"
[Is this ever going to end?] And you even knocked my breasts! 】
Xie Mu narrowed his eyes, the corners of his mouth slowly rose, and a magnetic smile overflowed from his throat.
Chi Qi's anger inexplicably dissipated. He was dazzled by the beauty. He calmed himself down and threatened, "What are you going to do? If you touch me again, I will scream!"
Xie Mu said calmly, "No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out."
Chi Qi's mind went astray when he thought of the classic lines in movies and TV dramas.
[Oh, this is perfect for role playing. The domineering president forces the weak and helpless me... No, no, what are you thinking about? Be serious! It can’t be bitter! From Si to Pu! (////)】
[Si to Pu, Si to Pu! I told you not to think about it...Aaaaaah! I can't stop at all! 】
Xie Mu lowered his head and looked carefully, and found that the person in his arms had bright eyes and did not see any reluctance at all.
“…”
What's hidden in your head all day long? Could it be all yellow garbage?
He actually guessed it right.
Chi Qi immersed himself in the fabricated plot and pretended to shout, "Help! Help!"
Xie Mu was silent for a moment, then changed his words, "Go ahead and scream louder. The more you scream, the more excited I will be."
Chi Qi rolled his eyes and added madly, "I have a boyfriend, you can't do this to me."
Very good, his character has been enriched again, and he has become even worse, from a bad guy who forces people to a bad guy who has no sense of morality and covets other people's boyfriends.
As a qualified boyfriend, Xie Mu played along with him, "If your boyfriend knew that I had sex with you, would he still want you?"
Chi Qi remained steadfast and tried hard to defend his innocence. "If my boyfriend knew you treated me like this, he would never let you go!"
Xie Mu sneered, "If he knew, he would just give you to me personally."
"No, he won't do that." Chi Qi had tears in his eyes, "He said he would love me forever."
Xie Mu raised his eyebrows, as if he was interested, "Do you trust your boyfriend?"
"Yes!" Chi Qi answered forcefully, "Even if you force me and take my body, so what? My heart will always be with my boyfriend!"
Xie Mu leaned closer again and gently bit his earlobe. "In that case, you don't want your boyfriend to lose his job, do you?"
Chi Qi was shocked, opened his mouth in astonishment, and was stunned for a long time.
[You, you, you...are you playing so wildly?] 】
Chi Qi calmed down and begged, "Please don't fire my boyfriend. I will do whatever you want."
Free benefits, don’t miss them.
Xie Mu lowered his voice and said a few words, then asked, "Is this okay?"
Chi Qi's breathing became unstable, "Yes... yes."
"Then this way..." Xie Mu pressed the issue further, "Is this also possible?"
Chi Qi nodded awkwardly (ignoring the expectation in his eyes).
Xie Mu clicked his tongue, "Does your boyfriend know that you have given so much for him?"
"He doesn't need to know." Chi Qi showed a miserable expression and said forbearingly, "I am willing."
"Is that so?" Xie Mu said meaningfully, "I'm curious, to what extent can you sacrifice yourself?"
He grabbed the back of Chi Qi's head and leaned over to kiss him.
Chi Qi leaned against his chest and begged, "No... not here. If you must do this, please don't make too much noise. He will hear it. Please."
Xie Mu's Adam's apple rolled, "Just bear with it."