Alternative Title: 道觀垮後我被迫改行暴富
Author: 焦陽
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-08-05
Updated: 2025-08-05
Copywriting: [Main text concluded]
After her ancestral home was washed away by heavy rain, Qian Yang was left homeless and had no choice but to find another way out.
She burned incense and consulted her ancestors, asking for a quick way to make money. Her ancestors replied, "XX platform is recruiting streamers!!!"
On the day she started streaming, Qian Yang's most valuable possession—her Daoist robe—was stolen.
In the live stream, her eyes were dark, she formed a hand seal, and her lips moved.
[What is she doing?]
[People with children abroad use this trick on foreigners.]
[It's fine if you scare foreigners, but you dare to do this in China too?]
[So awkward, my toes are already curling into a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment.]
At this moment, a wail sounded, and Qian Yang leaped, flying seven or eight meters away.
A moment later, Qian Yang returned to the screen, holding her Daoist robe, and said, "Let's continue teaching."
"The hand seal you saw is called the Art of Item Seeking, and it comes with curse and attack effects."
[Ah?? Is it real?]
[...Isn't this just a trick to fool foreigners?]
[She just flew away so gracefully?]
[No, how did the streamer jump seven or eight meters?]
Qian Yang said, "By circulating True Qi, one can walk on walls and rooftops."
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As the only teaching streamer in the metaphysics section, Qian Yang's live stream quickly gained popularity.
[The anti-theft spell is so useful!]
[I almost had my luck borrowed, luckily I watched the streamer's teaching.]
[Spirit communication is so fun! I play mahjong with them every night.]
[Streamer, streamer, are you still taking disciples QAQ]
[Wait... OMG?! The one upstairs is using the official account of a scientific research institute!]
...
Qian Yang diligently worked, determined to carry forward her ancestral profession.
One day, an international live streaming alliance was launched globally.
The most famous internet celebrities from various countries were invited, and surprisingly, a metaphysics streamer was among them!
Foreign netizens reacted intensely to this:
[Fake tricks from China!]
[These deceptions have long been exposed by us!]
[Backward Chinese people, open your eyes and see the world!]
[Is this China's most popular streamer? Trash!]
However, to everyone's surprise, this streamer quickly climbed to the top of the live streaming alliance's popularity rankings!
The style of the live stream even took a sudden turn:
[Oh my god, it's unbelievable!]
[Mysterious Eastern power!!!]
[Chinese sorcery is number one in the universe!!]
[Master, please forgive my rudeness, you must accept me as a disciple!]
...
In the live camera, Qian Yang smiled slightly:
"Sorry, your bloodlines are impure; you cannot learn this art."
Chinese netizens: [Proud hands on hips.jpg]
Orientation Guide: All-rounder female protagonist The live stream contains a large number of bullet comments and reviews All metaphysics-related settings are fictional, the background is a modern fantasy world, please do not associate with reality Column's next novel, "The Outdated Girl Group Went Viral After Entering a Survival Game," seeks collection QAQ Copywriting: Yu Yang was a member of an outdated five-member group. On the day the group decided to disband, they were pulled into a large live survival game. Due to the game's mechanism, the five shared a single point system; they would all prosper or all suffer together. After reading the game rules, Yu Yang's first reaction was: "Four useless people, dragging me down." Girl group members A&B&C&D's first reaction: "Four useless people, don't drag me down!" Live stream viewers: [Hiss... No wonder they're a girl group, they really have a tacit understanding!] [Which obscure girl group is this? Can't find them in the entertainment industry.] [This time, it's going to be fun! How will they clear group dungeons? By their looks?] [They don't seem to have a good relationship! I want to see beauties pulling each other's hair... Hehe.] ... - Chaser was a girl group that was popular for half a day before quickly failing. The industry's evaluation of them was: they had looks for talent, looks for emotional intelligence, looks for everything. Despite this, dozens of loyal fans persistently managed their super topic, trying to gain popularity and promote them. However, the group eventually disbanded. Just a few days after the group officially announced its disbandment, several Chaser-related search terms unexpectedly landed on the hot search. #ChaserClickHereToWatchBeautifulGirlsViolentlyClearHorrorGameGroupDungeons #ChaserNoOneToldMeTheyWereSoFierce! #ChaserHey!YourEnemiesAreNPCsDon'tHarmYourOwnTeammates! #ChaserDon'tDeliberatelyTrapYourTeammates! ... #ChaserAreFansEatingSoWellNow? Chaser fans holding old photos from hundreds of years ago in their super topic, silently admiring: "Ah? Didn't you all tell us to eat well before?" #ChaserWokeUpAndTheObscureGroupIFollowedWentGloballyViral #ChaserDividedTheyAreInvincibleUnderHeavenUnitedTheyAreAPuddleOfMud Orientation Guide: Yu Yang is the primary female protagonist in this text, it's a group story. The team's daily love-hate relationship. There is a male lead, but he's in the background. Pre-order ② "The Male Lead's Powerful Cousin Is My Ex" seeks collection~ Copywriting: Lu Xiyang knew from a young age that she was a cannon fodder female supporting character in a book. As the male lead's arranged marriage partner, she was a clown constantly jumping between the male and female leads, a seasoning and catalyst for their relationship. When the system told her that the cannon fodder plot was about to begin, Lu Xiyang decided to indulge herself and had a passionate "night" with her high school first love. The next day, she left the sleeping man and walked away cleanly. * A week later, Lu Xiyang went to the male lead's cousin's company to discuss the marriage alliance between their two families in detail. It was said that this cousin was the male lead's biggest backer in the book, and just hearing his name would make the male lead tremble with fear. In the end of the story, he was the one who killed Lu Xiyang. At their first meeting, Lu Xiyang decided to leave a good impression on him, so that when she later feigned death to escape the plot, she would suffer less. She respectfully bowed, "Hello, I am Lu Xiyang, your cousin's fiancée." After Lu Xiyang introduced herself, she didn't hear a sound for a long time. Just as she was wondering, a sneer came from ahead. "Miss Lu... what a coincidence." The last two words inexplicably carried a hint of gritted teeth. Lu Xiyang's heart trembled, feeling a dull ache in her lower back, wishing she could activate the feigned death plot on the spot. What a coincidence, indeed? A week ago, they were still sleeping in the same bed! - After realizing his feelings, Sheng Xing eagerly found his cousin, intending to arrange the marriage alliance with Lu Xiyang in advance. He arrived at the door and vaguely heard arguing. Peeking through the crack in the door, he saw. Lu Xiyang was sitting in the man's arms, her lips red and swollen, leaning on his shoulder, softly cursing: "I just don't like you... I just want to be a substitute for your brother... If you have the guts, kill me!" After saying that, she bit the man hard. But the man didn't get angry; instead, he laughed, while massaging her waist, and leaving dense, soft kisses on her neck. Sheng Xing was struck by lightning, instantly frozen on the spot. Perhaps sensing something, the man slightly raised his eyes, and their gazes met in mid-air. Sheng Xing's whole body trembled, and cold sweat broke out on his back. - Get lost. The man's thin lips moved slightly, his eyes shadowed. Sheng Xing didn't have time to think and almost fled in a hurry. Before leaving, he heard the man's tone, which seemed like advice or a warning, not knowing who he was talking to: "From now on, stay away from her." Orientation Guide: SC (Pure love/First time for both), the female lead has a plot line, overall emotion outweighs plot. There is a feigned death plot later. Overall, it's a sweet and satisfying novel. Content Tags: Wealthy Families, Entertainment Circle, Sweet Romance, Satisfying Story, Live Streaming, Metaphysics Thousand men Other: Metaphysics One-sentence summary: Metaphysics live streaming, shocking the world. Intention: The future is promising.