3 Chapter 3

◎ By circulating your true Qi, you can fly over rooftops and walk on walls!◎

"Master, I'm interviewing upstairs."

Yang Mao took her to the rest area outside the cafe, took off the cloth bag from his shoulder and placed it next to the seat.

"About an hour. If you're thirsty, go buy some water." Yang Mao, a dedicated disciple, bent down and reminded Qian Yang.

"Well, go ahead." Qianyang said without raising his head.

She was studying the old phone that Yang Mao had just repaired and how to register an account for Qingning Live.

I downloaded the Green Lemon Live APP, which showed a green lemon icon with a blank background, and it looked very much like a pirated website.

There were many prompts and agreements on the registration interface. Qianyang read them word by word, and most of them were irrelevant.

After registering a new account using the newly obtained phone number, Qianyang entered the Qingning Live APP.

The overall color tone of the APP is the same as its name, which is fresh green.

The homepage is divided into two columns of picture frames, all of which are young, beautiful men and women in cool clothes.

“Is this a live broadcast?”

Qianyang muttered and clicked on a picture frame titled "Young and beautiful female personal trainer, solving your problems online."

"Welcome to the new live broadcast room, baby!"

In the picture, a girl wearing a white sweater and a short skirt is standing in front of a whiteboard.

The number of viewers in the upper right corner of the live broadcast room is 1355.

【Teacher, what is one plus one? 】

【Teacher, Xiao Ming always pulls my hair! 】

【Teacher, are you married? 】

【teacher……】

The comments were quickly updated. The host pushed his glasses up, frowned, and said angrily, "Naughty Xiao Ming, don't bully other students!"

【ah! ! ! ! 】

[Teacher!! I’m Xiao Ming!!]

Please punish me!

[Teacher, I bullied my classmates too! Please punish me!]

…

Qianyang frowned as he watched, feeling an indescribable strangeness. It turned out that the people living down the mountain were so studious?

A simple one-plus-one live broadcast can attract more than a thousand viewers, so if I teach some esoteric knowledge myself, it should also be popular, right?

Qianyang stayed in the live broadcast room for a few minutes, figuring out every function and live broadcast mode of the live broadcast interface. Without wasting any more time, he immediately exited the live broadcast room, returned to the "My" interface, and started his own live broadcast.

Enter the title "Young and beautiful female Taoist priest, solving your problems online", select the live broadcast area - metaphysics area, adjust the filter - skip, read the live broadcast rules and regulations - complete.

【Please do not live broadcast in the wrong area】

【Please select whether to start live broadcast】

Qianyang decisively chose "yes" and started the live broadcast.

His own face appeared on the screen, with a crowded and noisy rest area behind him.

In order to show the style of the Qian family, Qian Yang placed his cell phone on the table and straightened his Taoist robe.

At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room jumped from "0" to "2".

"Welcome to the new live broadcast room." Qianyang imitated the female anchor and greeted the audience.

【Not sure, take another look at the title. 】

Taoist priest?

For some reason, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room suddenly skyrocketed, from "2" to "17" in the blink of an eye.

【ah? ? 】

[Why can't I read? Is this the Taoist priest I was thinking of?]

[The anchor is so pretty, but... Taoist priests also do this job? ]

【Taoism has fallen! 】

After refreshing a few comments, Qian Yang found one he could answer and said, "What's wrong with this line of work? You can make money, promote Xuanmen, and benefit the people."

[Ah... Is the anchor pretending to be cool? ]

【Is it glorious to brush against the edge?】

【I am living in a good era. I can even see Taoist priests rubbing shoulders with me. 】

【The new platform is different! 】

[Brothers, no reporting! I want to see how she plans to wipe it.]

[No reporting allowed! I'm just curious, it's definitely not because she's pretty!]

…

Qianyang frowned in confusion. What did "rubbing the edge" mean? She seemed to have not learned this word.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room continued to rise and was about to break through one hundred.

Most of the comments were just for fun, wanting to see how she was going to "dribble the line".

No matter what, she can make money by getting some live broadcast time, and she can also take the opportunity to promote Xuanmen and recruit disciples and believers. No matter what, she will not return empty-handed.

[What do you plan to teach? ]

Qian Yang said: "Some Xuanmen techniques, there are not many people here now, I will teach you when there are more people."

【Wow, there are conditions.】

Can an apple start something?

An apple is a reward gift for Qingning Live, which is about one yuan in RMB. If she splits it in half with the platform, she can only get fifty cents.

What can you do with 50 cents? You can’t even buy the vegetables in a Big Mac pancake.

Qian Yang said reluctantly: "An apple cannot start teaching, but you can ask a small question."

【Any questions are fine?】

Qian Yang said: "It's an irrelevant question."

Fifty cents is enough to only ask questions that don't affect cause and effect. It's not that Qianyang can't interfere with cause and effect, but... you have to pay more.

[AAA building materials wholesaler Wang Ge gave anchor Qianyang a small apple as a reward]

Qian Yang said, "Brother Wang, what's your problem?"

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [Master, my daughter can't sleep lately. What's going on?]

Qian Yang said: "Tell me more about it."

After all, it was impossible for Qianyang to figure it out all at once because of the screen.

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [Some time ago, my daughter's class organized a trip to visit the elderly at a nursing home. After returning, she couldn't sleep all night. We took her to many hospitals, and the medicine she took was ineffective.]

【???】

[Brother Wang, are you really asking? ]

Aren’t you being abstract?

【Wake up, this is a borderline anchor. 】

…

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [Her mother and I suspect she's been possessed by an evil spirit.]

【……Understood. 】

[The anchor hired a babysitter. ]

[Does anyone really believe this these days?]

If your child is sick, go to the hospital.

The barrage of comments was scrolling quickly, but Qianyang didn't take it seriously.

Qian Yang said, "Can you send me a recent photo of your daughter? Just send it privately."

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: […Do you really believe this?]

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [How come you're so awesome that you can't tell I'm lying to you?]

【……】

【Hahahaha! 】

[I was wondering how anyone could possibly believe this!]

【Comfortable! 】

Qianyang was stunned for two seconds, and gradually realized that the other party was playing a trick on him.

If you don't believe it, then don't believe it. Why are you trying to trick others?

[That's a bit excessive.]

[The host looks very serious.]

【You must be sick.】

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [Can you please not live stream if you have a sensitive heart?]

AAA building materials wholesaler Wang Ge: [I just can't stand skirting the line.]

【Who forced you to click in? 】

【Isn’t the title clear enough?】

The audience in the live broadcast room started arguing for some reason, and the number of viewers increased.

Qian Yang didn't take this to heart and kindly reminded him, "Brother Wang, if you really have a daughter, I suggest you keep her belongings with you."

AAA building materials wholesaler Wang: [What a joke! I've been wearing my daughter's baby teeth.]

Qian Yang said, "That's good."

【Um? ? 】

[Anchor, do you have any comments? ]

【curious. 】

【Host, let’s hear what the host has to say! 】

Qian Yang smiled and said, "When the punishment comes, his daughter won't be implicated."

【Playing tricks.】

【Why was I punished by God?】

[Almost 200 people are watching now. The Qingning platform doesn't have many viewers to begin with, but this is pretty good for a newcomer. Start teaching now!]

【Start! 】

…

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room will soon exceed two hundred, which should be enough.

Qian Yang said, "I didn't expect the people down the mountain to be so eager to learn. Let me teach you a simple hand seal that you can use in your daily life."

Qian Yang sat up straight, stretched out a hand, and reminded: "This hand seal is not something most people can learn. I don't know if you have seen it before. It is a basic skill in Xuanmen."

[Wait...is this my imagination?]

[Was there a black cloth bag next to the anchor's chair at the beginning?]

[Yes! I remember it too. It seemed to have a lot of stuff in it. How come it's gone?]

[What the hell? Streamer, please look for it!]

Seeing the scrolling barrage of comments, Qianyang was startled and immediately looked down at her side. Her cloth bag had indeed disappeared!

Inside was the most valuable thing on her body, the Taoist robe passed down from her ancestors!

There are pickpockets in broad daylight?!

The world down the mountain is a little too chaotic.

"Sorry, let me stop for a moment." Qian Yang's face turned cold. There were so many people here and all her attention was on her phone. She relaxed her vigilance and gave the pickpocket an opportunity to take advantage of the situation!

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

【What a great show! 】

[Oh my god, this is the anchor's first live broadcast, right? So miserable.]

[No way, no way, how could a Taoist priest let someone steal his things? ]

I laughed. Brother Wang, is it unfair for you to spend one dollar?

…

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [It's worth spending a dollar to watch something fun. I'd like to see what kind of divine punishment I can expect.]

In the live broadcast room, Qian Yang sat in the bustling rest area with a gloomy look in his eyes. He formed a seal with one hand and moved his lips as if he was chanting some spell. He didn't care about the strange looks from others at all.

What is this for?

[I know! The legendary mysterious power of the East.]

[When Liuzi was abroad, he used this trick to deal with foreigners.]

[It's fine if you're threatening foreigners on the internet, but you dare do the same in China?]

[I'm so embarrassed that I've dug a three-bedroom apartment out of my toes.]

…

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [Wow, I'm so scared.]

AAA building materials wholesaler Wang Ge: [The remnants of feudalism, still trying to skirt the line, I'm reporting them.]

"ah!"

Suddenly, a scream sounded in the live broadcast room.

In the camera, a hunched-shouldered man on the sidewalk suddenly fell to the ground.

Qianyang leaped forward, and the person was right in front of him one second, and landed on the sidewalk across the fence the next.

[Oh shit…]

[What the hell?!]

[Fly, fly?! ! !]

【ah? ? 】

[Is my vision clear??]

Qianyang landed steadily beside the man, and passersby around him all looked over.

"Oh my god! What a cool backflip!"

"Isn't it... too far away?"

"Filming?"

Qian Yang stepped on the man's shoulder, his face frighteningly cold. His Taoist robe was blown up by the wind, and he shouted sternly, "Give it back to me!"

Before this, Qianyang believed that no one in the world who dared to steal her things had been born yet.

After this, Qianyang thought that no one in the world who could steal her things had yet been born.

"Ah! Here, here you go!" The man grimaced in pain and threw out everything in his arms.

Qianyang picked up his cloth bag and found several cell phones. He asked loudly, "Whose cell phone is missing?"

The crowd of onlookers reacted immediately and reached into their pockets.

"Oh my god! My phone!"

"You damn thief! When did you steal it?"

Qianyang asked passers-by to call the police, tied the man up and threw him to several victims, then returned to the camera.

Qianyang slung the lost and found cloth bag across his body, the gloom on his face still not dissipated.

"Let's continue teaching." Qianyang said.

【???】

【？ ？ ？ ？】

【ah? ? ? 】

[What the hell?]

The live broadcast room was flooded with question marks.

Qian Yang said, "The handprint you saw is called the Art of Finding Objects. It has a curse and an attack effect. His right leg will be unable to stand for three days."

[Huh? ? Seriously?]

[Is there really power in the mysterious East? ? ]

[I'm just a sideline person, what am I doing here? ]

[…Isn’t this a trick to deceive foreigners?]

Qian Yang curled his lips and said, "You people down there have too little respect for Xuanmen."

Oh my god.

[Just flew away so gracefully? ]

[No, the anchor can jump seven or eight meters. How does he do that?]

【It’s unscientific! 】

Qian Yang said: "If you circulate your true energy, you can fly over rooftops and walk on walls."

Finally, Qian Yang asked in a tone of disbelief, "You don't even know what true qi is, do you?"

【……】

[Damn it, it seems like this is real. ]

So, here comes the question.

【@AAA building materials wholesaler Wang Ge. 】

【@AAA building materials wholesaler Wang Ge. 】

…

AAA Building Materials Wholesale Brother Wang: [……]

【Author’s words】

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