After the Dating Show Blew Up, Big Brother Couldn't Sit Still

[Dual Male Protagonists + Dating Show + Live Broadcast + Charismatic Protagonist + Non-Celebrities + Slow Pace + Pure Love] Yu Qiuchi x Mo Weiyun.

(Outwardly refined and cheerful, inwardly a...

Chapter 102 Happy Forward Rush 2

Song Yaozhuo's pupils dilated as he hurriedly tried to dodge, but there was no way to avoid it. Gu Xiaojun seemed to have eyes, and finally hit the target.

[This is hilarious! ╯?╰]

[Our sweet potato's terrified expression! The sweet potato emoji library has been updated again!]

"Ahhhhh, holy crap, I feel like I'm totally shipping Shan Yu and Jun Xiao!"

"Junxiao, kiss him! Kiss him!"

Kiss him!

It's unclear who started it, but the audience members began to urge it on.

The two of them piled on top of each other, and Gu Xiaojun's head bumped into Song Yaozhuo's chest. Because Gu Xiaojun was big, Song Yaozhuo didn't feel awkward being under him.

She also inexplicably appeared somewhat petite.

[My thinking is getting dirty...]

[I'm facing the wall in repentance...]

[It's all the audience's fault for urging us... just kiss already!]

"Are you alright?" Gu Xiaojun was the first to recover. He stood up and pulled Song Yaozhuo up.

Song Yaozhuo pressed his chest to make sure it wasn't broken: "I'm fine."

He calmly clapped hands with Gu Xiaojun, and then set off.

"We've now reached 46 minutes. Will our eight guests be able to reach the summit within an hour?"

"Stay tuned!"

On the ninth level, the floating island in the air, Song Yaozhuo followed the wooden blocks up and down. He thought expressionlessly that the biggest setback in his life was getting involved in this dating reality show.

[This is kind of funny, look at my sweet potato's face, so utterly dejected.]

[How did you guys figure that out? Isn't that his usual expression?]

[Hmm, whenever Sweet Potato has an existential crisis, the corners of his eyes droop slightly. When he's unhappy, both his eyes and the corners of his mouth droop; when he's happy, he purses his lips to hide his feelings.]

[The Psychology of Micro-expressions in Sweet Potatoes]

"Our fifth contestant has already wasted nine minutes on the floating island. Can he take it down within ten minutes?"

Song Yaozhuo was getting annoyed. "Hurry up! All you do is rush me! You try it if you dare!"

Although he cursed under his breath, he still stood up and jumped to the next one.

[This must be the hardest first one so far.]

Indeed, the distance between them is quite far.

The first five sections passed smoothly without any major incidents, but the sixth one was noticeably further away.

A real man never admits defeat. Song Yaozhuo took a deep breath and jumped forward. Sure enough, he couldn't reach it, but luckily he caught it in time.

[Wow, that scared me!]

[A little tidbit: Everyone can breathe.]

[Damn it, it wasn't me dancing, why am I more nervous than a sweet potato?]

"Go! Go! Climb the sweet potato!" The audience stood up, but the support signs they waved were all quite unserious.

What Jun Xiao is so fierce, his wife is so easy to subdue... Song Yaozhuo found amusement in his suffering and still managed to spare a glance at her.

This seemingly insignificant thing almost made him lose his grip; Shen Yao was the best in the world.

Why is Jiang Chenzhou, that repressed and secretly passionate guy, ahead of him?

"Our fifth guest is still struggling, let's give up!"

Despite Zhou Baixi's voice of giving up, Song Yaozhuo used the strength of his arms to climb up, then calmly jumped to reach the tenth level, the Flower and Fruit Water Curtain Cave.

Looking at the neatly arranged pile of peaches in front of him, Song Yaozhuo wanted to grab Zhou Baixi by the collar and ask if the difficulty level could be more even, since he was always doing jump-style parkour.

Song Yao closed his eyes and charged forward. Since they were all at the same height, he only needed to take the same steps.

In a daze, he rushed to the last one. Just as he reached the top, before he could even celebrate, water poured down from above with a whoosh.

In the pouring rain, he and Jiang Chenzhou shared a close eye contact.

This scene was captured in slow motion by the audience and jokingly referred to as "a glance that lasts a lifetime".

Some people even edited it into a tragic love story in the rain, a "wife-chasing-after-the-cremation" scene, which slashed a lot of badgers.

Song Yaozhuo and Jiang Chenzhou moved as if mirroring each other, simultaneously covering their faces and wiping the water down their cheeks, their stray hairs already plastered to their foreheads.

The hairstyle that the production crew made for me early this morning is ruined. Luckily I wasn't wearing makeup, or it would be completely messed up now.

Song Yaozhuo now knows what the Water Curtain Cave is.

Jiang Chenzhou didn't linger. He and Song Yaozhuo clapped hands and rushed out to the eleventh level, the Giant Swing.

Jiang Chenzhou cleared the level very quickly, squeezing through the gaps on the giant swing.

"Wow!" The whole audience screamed, but not for Jiang Chenzhou, because Song Yaozhuo got soaked again.

Song Yaozhuo wiped his face again, expressionless...

Zhou Baixi said apologetically, "I forgot to mention that this Water Curtain Cave will activate once every half minute after you step on the last peach."

As soon as he finished speaking, water poured down.

Before being drenched for the fourth time, Song Yaozhuo calmly jumped down.

As long as he dives fast enough, the water won't get on him!

[Hahaha, this episode had so many laughs!]

[Sweet potato's "If I don't go to hell, who will?" expression.]

[Our wife's eyes lit up!]

Yu Qiuchi was originally tugging at a small tuft of hair on the soft cushion when he saw the water curtain cascading down and became interested. He got up and peered over the edge.

This seemingly insignificant thing suddenly stopped the soft cushion beneath him from retracting, startling Yu Qiuchi, who jumped directly into the water.

[What just happened?]

[Could it be that his wife really found out?]

Yu Qiuchi really didn't expect this... He didn't use any force, he just poked that little tuft of hair.

It's because Zhou Baixi's props were too bad!

"Ahem, an irreversible situation has arisen on site, but don't panic, because we haven't prepared any extra props."

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