Wen Xi transmigrated into an illiterate idol who failed the Gaokao three times. She participated in a national style travel variety show full of top students, and the entire internet was waiting fo...
Wen Xi folded the newspaper and put it away, saying with a half-smile: "I'll try."
He Sui seemed to have heard a joke: "Your composition is indeed very famous in our school."
"Your confidence is worthy of recognition!"
In school, the essays written in each monthly exam will be printed out and distributed to everyone as model reading and analysis.
Wen Xi's essays full of spelling errors would be photographed by gossipers and posted on the campus wall for people to laugh at and call them garbage.
Compared with the New Year's composition, Wen Xi's composition is more famous in school.
He Sui said to her very generously: "After you write it, I can give you some guidance."
"You're welcome. Classmates should help each other."
"And if you send an email with a lot of typos to the organizing committee, it will also bring shame to our Chinese teacher."
Wen Xi glanced at He Sui, then softly said four words to him: "You know shit."
[Wen Xi is so arrogant. People are helping him out of kindness, but she has this attitude?]
[Wen Xi is just bad at writing but has a strong sense of pride. I heard He Sui even won first prize in the Hope Cup Writing Competition!]
[Sui Ge should stop helping the poor. Your kindness is being taken for granted.]
[A scenic spot essay solicitation? So boring, what else can I write about?]
He Sui's face turned pale: "I'm helping you out of kindness, and this is your attitude?"
Xu Yuewan saw Wen Xi and He Sui arguing and quickly intervened: "Xixi, how could you do this?!"
Before Wen Xi could say anything, the tractor suddenly shook violently with a "bang".
He Sui and Xu Yuewan spoke towards Wen Xi, their center of gravity unstable.
The two men were shaken off the tractor by the violent impact and fell into the mud ditch on the side of the road.
The two men, who were originally wearing brand new work clothes and looking full of energy, now had mud all over their bodies and faces, looking perfect.
Wen Xi took a look and said with a chill: "Well, now it looks more like a couple's outfit~"
【What’s going on? What just happened? 】
[Just now, two pigs suddenly rushed out from the ridge of the field, and the villager braked suddenly.]
[I feel so sorry for my older brothers and sisters! Why doesn't Wen Xi help them?]
In the distance, two middle-aged men ran over with liver-picking tools in their hands. It was obvious that they were here to catch the pig.
When the fellow saw that the two were his acquaintances, he got angry and said, "That pig escaped from my family and is in the period of giving birth!"
"Girl, wait here for a moment. I'll go get the pig first."
The fellow villager got out of the car, and Wenxi jumped out as well. The two pigs were still running wildly on the ridge of the field. When they saw someone coming to catch them, they ran down the ridge again.
Wen Xi remembered that the power card he had exchanged had not expired yet, so he waited for the opportunity to catch the two pigs.
The ditch on the side of the road was quite deep. He Sui and Xu Yuewan, a pair of distressed lovers, tried hard to climb out of the ditch, and suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from behind them.
Then the next second they felt their buttocks being hard pushed by gravity!
The two were pushed onto the ridge of the field by the pig, rolling in the mud and getting their mouths full of mud!
Wen Xi, who was chasing the pig from behind, almost laughed to tears when she saw this. It was definitely not her intention to drive the pig this way!
"It's too much effort to rely on these two pigs, fellow villager, let's work together to drive them back to the pigsty!"
The camera turned to the pigpen of the fellow villager's house.
Pig farming expert Liu is explaining to everyone in front of the camera: "Pigs are the most important of the six domestic animals in Chinese agricultural civilization."
He spoke eloquently, his voice as gentle as a spring breeze: "It has a gentle character and a cute appearance. In traditional culture, it symbolizes wealth and good fortune."
Behind him, his fellow villagers and Wen Xi were in a panic, struggling in the mud circle.
"Grab it!"
“Wow!!!”
"You little bastard, I finally caught you!"
Wen Xi put a noose on one of the pigs and worked with the villagers to drive it back to the pigpen.
The other pig was exhausted from being chased by Wen Xi and fell to the ground. The other two villagers grabbed one of its hooves and dragged it back to the pigsty.
Compared with the lively Wen Xi, Xu Yuewan and He Sui were squatting beside the pigpen with a look of despair on their faces.
This is fucking hell!
My butt still hurts now.
Wen Xi waved to the two of them: "Let's go, let's go deliver the sow that is giving birth!"
In the pigpen, the strong sow was howling and screaming in pain. Pig farming expert Liu introduced the process of sow delivery to everyone.
"If only half of the piglet's body is exposed, it means it's stuck. It's easy to fix!"
"Let's just say one word: dig!"
Expert Liu demonstrated it to everyone quickly. The first piglet was brought out.
Expert Liu cast a sharp glance at the three guests. "Who's going first? Let's get the piglets out first!"
"hurry up!"
"Teacher, girls are weak, Xu Yuewan and I will do it together!"
Wen Xi grabbed Xu Yuewan and walked her to the sow with a friendly look on her face: "We are good sisters and we should deliver the baby together!"
Wen Xi had a crazy smile on his face. Look who is annoying whom in this show!
Xu Yuewan's face was filled with horror. She no longer cared about controlling her facial expression. Her facial features were distorted, as if she was wearing a mask of pain.
Wen Xi affectionately pulled Xu Yuewan's hands and pressed them on the half of Xiaozhu's exposed body.
Xu Yuewan could feel the slippery and warm mucus on the piglet through her gloves, and she felt so disgusted that goose bumps appeared all over her body.
Then Wen Xi took Xu Yuewan's hand and pulled it out with force. Just like pulling a carrot, the piglet came out smoothly!
“It’s working! It’s working!”
Expert Liu praised, "The guest performed very well. Now the sow can successfully give birth to the remaining piglets on her own!"
"Now let's learn how to take care of the piglets!"
Expert Liu turned his gaze to He Sui and said, "This time it's the turn of our remaining male guest to put it into practice!"
"How to care for postpartum piglets, let's remember these 5 words!"
"The first word: dig!"
"Take out the mucus from the piglet's mouth and nose!"
As usual, Expert Liu picked up a piglet and demonstrated it. Now the pressure came to Hesun.
He Sui looked at the little red piglet and was so scared that he didn't even know how to act cool anymore. He just stood there in a daze.
At this time, Wen Xi appeared behind He Sui with a kind smile: "Dear audience members, what should we do if our new companions encounter difficulties?"
"Of course we must enthusiastically help him overcome it!"
The Dali card had not yet expired, so she grabbed Hesui's wrist and covered the piglet's mouth and nose with it!
“No!”
He Sui wanted to escape, but Wen Xi was too strong! He just pried his fingers apart and put them into the piglet's nasal cavity!
The wonderful touch made him want to explode on the spot.
After successfully removing the mucus from the piglet's mouth and nose, Wen Xi wiped off his gloves and applauded He Nian. He gave him a blessing on the spot: "Happy New Year to the talented young musician! Your hands are even more powerful! They can play the piano and pick pig noses!"