Chapter 38 Chapter 38 I say you’re not happy without a wife…

The mess in Cangzhou was left to the seniors to clean up.

What Ruan Mingyu has to do now is to deal with Song Chenxi.

Ruan Mingyu had never used this teleportation formation before. He said to Song Chenxi, "Can you still use your spiritual power? If not, teach me and I'll do it."

He didn't care about anything, as long as he could leave here immediately.

Song Chenxi took his hand, held it in his palm, and drew a magic circle together.

A halo of light suddenly appeared, and the next moment they appeared in a small border town thousands of miles away.

Ruan Mingyu had always lived in places surrounded by green mountains and clear waters, so he was a little uncomfortable with the sight of yellow sand everywhere. However, this place was sparsely populated, so the chances of Song Chenxi being discovered were much smaller, which made him feel a little more at ease.

"Mingyu, praise me." As soon as the two of them were teleported over, Song Chenxi said to Ruan Mingyu with a smile.

Ruan Mingyu looked at Song Chenxi in shock, holding his shoulders and looking him up and down.

"Are you still Song Chenxi?"

Song Chenxi pointed at himself and said, "No, I'm Xiaoxi."

Ruan Mingyu stayed where he was. Damn it, Song Chenxi has become a fool!

He asked Song Chenxi: "What is 1+1?"

Song Chenxi said without hesitation: "Ruan Mingyu."

"One plus one equals me, why don't you calculate it again?" Ruan Mingyu was unwilling to give up and was unwilling to accept the fact that Song Chenxi had become a fool.

"Xiaoxi likes Ruan Mingyu the most."

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No wonder they say that unless it is absolutely necessary, you should never become a demon cultivator. All those who practiced in Song Chenxi were dumbfounded!

One of them rushed into the fire with his face covered in dirty ashes, and the other was covered in blood, his clothes torn.

A kind-hearted person passing by took one look at them and threw a coin on the ground.

"Why are you throwing it away? We are not beggars!" Although he said so, after the people left, Ruan Mingyu still picked up the copper coins on the ground and put them in his pocket.

Ruan Mingyu used a cleansing technique to make the two of them a little cleaner.

If you don't pay attention, Song Chenxi will disappear.

Ruan Mingyu frantically searched for him. Fortunately, he came back by himself, holding a pot of flowers in his hand. "Here you go."

Ruan Mingyu: "Oh my God, where did you get this?"

After a while, the stall owner who lost the flowers chased over and pointed at Song Chenxi: "Flower thief, give the flowers back to me!"

Ruan Mingyu smiled apologetically, pointed at his head and said, "Sorry, there's something wrong with him." He just gave the copper coin to the stall owner to buy the pot of flowers.

Ruan Mingyu could only hold his hand and dared not let go for a moment, for fear that he would run away if she let go.

The first thing to do now is to find a place to live.

This is a small town on the border, and its population is even smaller than that of a small town there.

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Song Chenxi was abnormal, so Ruan Mingyu bought him a veil and asked him to wear it.

Song Chenxi said he disagreed with everything, and Ruan Mingyu half coaxed and half lied to him, "Brother, just take him. I'll give you some candy later."

After much persuasion, Song Chenxi finally agreed to wear it on his head.

Afterwards, Ruan Mingyu took him to look at houses, and finally he bought a house located on the edge of the town, in the most remote location. He simply bargained for the price and bought it. If it were any other time, he would definitely have cut the price down significantly, but who made him need the house in a hurry now?

The house here is really well-maintained, with carpets on the floor and all the furniture inside. The price is also reasonable. Although the seller is hesitant and says there must be ghosts, but sorry, they are cultivators who catch ghosts.

Most of the money in his wallet was gone, and Ruan Mingyu couldn't help feeling a little distressed.

As soon as the seller left, Song Chenxi was about to follow. Ruan Mingyu quickly stopped him and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Money..." Song Chenxi couldn't even speak clearly now, "I'll give it back to you."

Ruan Mingyu said hurriedly: "We don't do anything illegal or criminal."

"To rob... Little Sparrow loves money"

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I was really impressed and Ruan Mingyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Song Chenxi whispered in his ear: "I'm going to kill him."

Ruan Mingyu's pupils dilated: "Don't kill people randomly, they didn't provoke you, just stay here honestly and don't cause any trouble for me."

"What does other people's life and death have to do with me?" He suddenly became serious again

"You can't do that," Ruan Mingyu thought for a moment and then taught him, "Brother, can you be a little more obedient?"

"Will you be mad at me?"

"Of course I will. If you dare to kill anyone, I will never talk to you again."

Song Chenxi was a fool just now, but now he has turned into a lunatic. Ruan Mingyu is exhausted both physically and mentally.

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Now that he had his own house, Ruan Mingyu asked Song Chenxi to find a place to sit down while he cleaned the house by himself.

Song Chenxi had a silly look on his face just now, but suddenly he changed into a different person. He sat upright on the chair with a serious face, threw aside the veil on his head, and stared straight at Ruan Mingyu.

Ruan Mingyu was cleaning the house. When he turned around, he saw him staring at him. His eyes were a little creepy, as if he wanted to eat him.

Ruan Mingyu took two steps back: "Are you back to normal?"

Song Chenxi was still normal for less than a second, and suddenly a look of grievance appeared on his face.

"sugar."

It was just a trick to coax him, but I didn't expect him to still remember it.

Ruan Mingyu groped in his pocket and took out a handful of candies wrapped in candy wrappers and gave them to him.

Song Chenxi held the candy in his hand but refused to eat it. Ruan Mingyu thought he was so stupid that he didn't know how to eat candy, so he had to peel off the candy wrapper and feed it into his mouth.

Only then did he kneel down and open his mouth to bite the candy.

Ruan Mingyu peeled one and stuffed it into his mouth.

Song Chenxi licked his lips, suddenly took a step forward, lowered his head and kissed Ruan Mingyu's lips, not letting him go, and swept straight into his mouth.

The sweet taste in my mouth changed.

Ruan Mingyu put his hand on his chest and pushed him away.

"Are you sick? I've given you so much, and you're still trying to steal what's in my mouth."

Song Chenxi smiled faintly, and Ruan Mingyu was stunned for a moment.

“Very sweet.”

Ruan Mingyu felt his face burning.

He touched his ear, puffed up his face and said earnestly: "If you touch me again, I won't give you a single piece of candy."

Song Chenxi was quite proud: "I can grab it myself."

He continued, "Mingyu, I still want to eat."

"No."

"Stingy."

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No matter where he goes, Ruan Mingyu cannot escape the fate of making pills. Looking at Song Chenxi's condition, he probably won't get better without recuperation for three to five years. Let's see if he can make some pills to make him get better faster.

The two settled down on the edge of the small town, and Ruan Mingyu quite liked such a peaceful life.

He rarely went to other places on weekdays, but Song Chenxi was a child at heart. After staying at home for a long time, he would ask to go out and play. Ruan Mingyu had no choice but to tell him to be obedient and took him out.

He had been obedient for several days, and Ruan Mingyu finally agreed to take him out. Seeing the passers-by on the street, Song Chenxi's eyes flashed with excitement. Ruan Mingyu pulled him to go, but found that he was standing there staring at people motionlessly.

"That's a human, not prey," Ruan Mingyu whispered in Song Chenxi's ear, lowering his voice. "If you feel itchy, go back and play in the sand."

"Can I play with you?" Song Chenxi said seriously.

Ruan Mingyu was so angry that he almost laughed. He widened his eyes and said, "Don't tell anyone else this."

"I'll tell you."

"You can't tell me either."

"Why not?"

Ruan Mingyu was completely at his wit's end: "I can't tell you anyway."

What kind of wolfish talk is this? Ruan Mingyu thought to himself that he would not be let out no matter what.

After they moved in, they lived a leisurely life. Originally there were only two or three families here, but since Ruan Mingyu came, several families moved in one after another.

A new neighbor moved in next door. His eldest daughter, Ayihan, is a bright, warm-hearted and kind girl. Although the kids in the neighborhood are so naughty, they still politely call her "sister" in front of her.

As neighbors, they would definitely be curious about them, so Ruan Mingyu told others that Song Chenxi was his brother.

Why isn't senior brother the older brother?

Ayihan felt that it was not easy for Ruan Mingyu to live alone with a stupid brother, so she gave him some naan from time to time.

Their family earned their living by selling naan bread and moved from a remote village to the city. Although this place is on the edge of the city and still a certain distance away from the city, they are very hardworking and get up early every morning to carry a large basket of naan bread to sell.

Ruan Mingyu couldn't help but sigh that with this kind of perseverance, he would succeed in everything he did. He sincerely hoped that his family could live a better life.

Song Chenxi would occasionally cause trouble for him, like sneaking into someone's house to catch a hen to nourish him. Or sometimes he would suddenly attack someone with a knife, and Ruan Mingyu had no choice but to tie him up to his side and make medicine with him.

When Ruan Mingyu was refining the elixir, he came up with a plan. He found a rope and tied one end around Song Chenxi's waist and the other end around his own waist. This way, he could limit Song Chenxi's range of movement while restricting his travel.

This method worked at first, but later on, Song Chenxi learned to be smarter. Every time Ruan Mingyu was absorbed in refining the elixir, he would hold him in his arms and look at him with an indescribable strange look.

Sometimes, Ruan Mingyu couldn't tell whether he was awake or confused. Every time, Song Chenxi hugged him and said: You continue to practice solo, I won't disturb you.

Isn't this a disturbance?

Ruan Mingyu couldn't stand it any longer and had to tie the rope to the pillar. This way, Song Chenxi's range of movement was between the door of the alchemy room and the door of the main gate.

Song Chenxi couldn't enter the alchemy room, so he sat at the door.

People around him often curiously asked him why he sat at the door, and he would answer seriously:

"Waiting for Mingyu."

Then someone will ask: "Who is Mingyu?"

Song Chenxi was originally smiling, but when he heard someone mention Ruan Mingyu's name, he immediately turned cold and cursed: "None of your business."

Now everyone around him knew that he was sick.

When the children saw him often sitting at the door, they made up a song and sang it to him.

"A fool came from the east. He sits at the door every day looking at the sand, asking children for candy and stabbing them if they don't give him candy."

When Ruan Mingyu heard this nursery rhyme for the first time, he couldn't help but laugh immorally.

At first, Ruan Mingyu thought that the children would bully Song Chenxi, so he told Song Chenxi that if anyone bullied him, he should tell him and he would support him.

Later I saw him playing games with children. If the other party lost, he would hit them on the forehead. With one flick of his hand, he hit a bunch of children and made them cry loudly.

Ruan Mingyu never said such words again. Instead, he reminded him to be gentle and not to make the child cry, otherwise the adults would come to the house.

That's right, even if Song Chenxi has become stupid now, he is not someone who can be bullied.

Later, when the kids met Song Chenxi, they would politely say "Hello, Big Brother". And when they met Ruan Mingyu, they would say "Hello, Second Brother".

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About half a year passed.

Ayihan is getting married.

Weddings here last a very long time, it is not an exaggeration to say three days and three nights.

Ayihan invited Ruan Mingyu to attend the event, but Ruan Mingyu was afraid that Song Chenxi would go crazy if there were too many people, so he did not bring him. However, the sound of the neighbors singing and dancing still reached their ears.

Song Chenxi sat at the door, looking anxiously. Ayihan's most mischievous little brother asked him, "Why don't you go?"

Song Chenxi said seriously, "Mingyu will be angry."

The child said, "She's not your wife, why are you so afraid of her?"

Song Chenxi: "He is."

Child: "Isn't he your brother? Oh, it's hard to explain to a fool like you."

Song Chenxi glanced at him coldly, and the child shuddered and ran away.

He was the most lawless kid here, and while running, he kept saying:

"Oh no! That idiot is going to hit someone because he said you're not happy that you don't have a wife!"

Although Song Chenxi became stupid, he was obedient after all, so Ruan Mingyu was not exhausted. He was busy refining pills all day long and sometimes ignored Song Chenxi.

Song Chenxi was unusually quiet today. Ruan Mingyu felt a little guilty and asked him, "Do you want to go next door to join in the fun?"

Song Chenxi nodded, then said vaguely: "We can get married in the future, just like them."

Ruan Mingyu didn't quite catch what he was saying. He figured Song Chenxi might be just a child now, so staying cooped up in his room all day wasn't a big deal. He thought for a moment and said, "Well, wait a little longer. We'll go to his house for dinner tonight."

In the evening, Ruan Mingyu kept his word and took Song Chenxi over.

Ayihan's family was very hospitable and quickly invited Song Chenxi and Ruan Mingyu to take their seats.

Ruan Mingyu brought some pills he made himself as gifts.

Ayihan: "Come on, whatever you're bringing, sit down quickly."

Both of his brothers are handsome and mysterious. They stay at home all day and never go anywhere.

The people at the table curiously asked him if he had a wife.

Ruan Mingyu shook his head, but Song Chenxi nodded.

Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this, thinking that Song Chenxi was being silly again.

After drinking some wine and eating some roasted lamb, everyone started bragging and joking about introducing a wife to Ruan Mingyu.

Before Ruan Mingyu could refuse, Song Chenxi turned it down on his behalf.

"He won't marry."

Everyone laughed even harder.

The people here are good at singing and dancing. At night, everyone starts singing, drinking and dancing without stopping all night long.

The young bride and groom hugged each other and danced. After the dance, the bride threw the flowers in her hand into the sky. Song Chenxi rushed over and snatched the flowers from the crowd.

Ruan Mingyu asked him to return it: "What are you going to do with this?"

Song Chenxi stuffed it into his hand and said, "This is for you."

"Why are you giving me this?" Ruan Mingyu was puzzled.

Song Chenxi said seriously, "They said that this way we can be together forever."

As he spoke, Song Chenxi came over and gently licked his lips. Fortunately, everyone around was immersed in laughter and did not notice the furtive movements in the corner.

Ruan Mingyu pushed him away and whispered, "You can't do this outside."

"Oh, then we'll go back and do it at home."

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