Chapter 130 [Okay, it’s my turn to show off]

[You have great eloquence, lend it to me. I was scolded during the Chinese New Year and I want to scold back.]

[That's true. Tu Yien doesn't look like someone who's looking for a steady girlfriend. Meng Han should stay away from him.]

[Overall, Tan Chuan is reliable, but if you don’t have the tough life of Jiang Sui, it’s recommended to stay away from him]

[Jiang Sui: Although I have a tough life, I will die if Che Chuang comes here, ah tui]

[In conclusion, this is the only love show I've ever seen where the guests are not normal]

[In previous romance shows, people were at most embarrassed or had low emotional intelligence. But in this episode, I believe the police are paying more attention to it than we are.]

[The police station's backstage shows romance shows every day, maybe they've spotted the suspect]

As the fight between the two men subsided, the sound of a boiling hot pot could be heard.

【Are you done arguing?】

[Okay, it’s my turn to show off]

Jiang Sui rubbed his hands, eager to try, and everyone looked at him more seriously.

After all, not everyone can eat Sister Sui’s melon.

Meng Han remembered Jiang Sui's previous words: "Isn't it said that people with mental illness can't fall in love?" He was not going to make up another love story, was he?

"As for me, I have talked about it."

Everyone: "..." See, he's going to make up stories again.

I guess it’s the part about being defrauded of the family property again. I don’t want to hear any other explosive and outrageous stories anymore.

Among the guests, only Ming He was very concerned.

Jiang Sui put down his chopsticks, took a sip of the fat otaku happy water, and clicked his tongue twice.

"We fell in love online. It was earth-shattering and moving. I was very touched. I bought him a lollipop and he was also very touched."

Everyone felt like something was not right.

Bought a lollipop and the other person was very touched?

Meng Han sniffed, it was too spicy, and asked questions while making a "hahaha" sound.

"Sister Sui, did you buy a lollipop as big as an amusement park?"

Jiang Sui shook his head and said "shashasha". He took another sip of ice cola and his mouth felt much better.

"That's not the case. It's just one dollar a pop. He's an elementary school student, so it's easy to coax him. I hope he studies hard and doesn't go out and call himself his wife."

Everyone was petrified. Meng Han even stopped moving, and his face felt a little cold.

【Elementary school students nowadays, really】

[Even if the online game is banned, you can’t pretend to be a 1.8-meter-tall abs guy. You’re wasting my feelings.]

Tu Yien suddenly lifted up her clothes and began to show them off openly.

"Sister Sui, I have abdominal muscles. You must have felt them when you tied me up that day. It's absolutely real."

Jiang Sui: “…”

"Get lost! I don't want you even if you recite pi backwards."

Tu Yien even thought about the possibility of reciting pi backwards.

But I only remember 3.1415926 in my mind. I don’t know what came after that. I seem to only remember the first few.

When he took it seriously, Meng Han laughed at him coldly.

"That's how illiteracy comes about. If you really want to memorize pi, go and search for it. Baidu will call you a psychopath."

Tu Yien suddenly reacted and his head was dizzy. He was actually trying to recite the first digit of pi backwards.

As expected, following Jiang Sui will easily damage your brain.

To put it simply, the mouth is smarter than the brain. Fortunately, I didn't blurt out the words just now.

[I call this assimilation]

[Jiang Bao, who eats rabbits, can be assimilated. I suggest that the entertainment industry create a group and let Jiang Sui be the manager. Let Meng Han be the group leader. She likes it.]

[I suggest Jiang Ze to participate in the variety show. I want to see the four-person melon-eating group.]

[As we all know, wherever Jiang Sui is, there are always melons. I suggest that every variety show in the entertainment industry invite Jiang Sui to do the appraisal.]

[Is Tu Yien trying to show off that he's better than the elementary school kids? If your competitive spirit gets to this point, Tu Yien, you're done.]

Meng Han silently pushed Tu Yien away and pulled his clothes slightly.

She quietly approached Jiang Sui and said, "I have abdominal muscles too, but I'm not tall yet. But I heard that I will grow taller after I turn 20."

Jiang Sui looked towards Meng Han with a stiff neck, even thinking that he had misheard.

[Just now it seemed like someone was talking in my ear]

[He said he would still grow taller when he turned 20. Uh… auditory hallucination]

Jiang Sui frantically poured chili peppers into his bowl, trying to make his head even more dizzy.

[This thing is more effective than wine]

After taking a bite, his mouth was about to spit fire, and Jiang Sui began to answer Meng Han's words.

"I think I'll grow taller in my twenties too."

Meng Han silently pulled down his clothes again, failed to win favor, and glared at Tu Yien.

At least Sister Sui’s answer was positive, instead of telling her to get lost.

Just yelling at Tu Yien to get out shows that she still has a chance.

"Now that we're talking about it, Meng Han must have been in a relationship before. He looks very experienced."

Minghe's mouth is indeed as poisonous as the red-crowned crane.

Ming He's smile froze. Did he say something wrong again?

Seeing Meng Han’s face, which was darker than ink, Ming He lowered his head even lower.

Meng Han bared his teeth, his mouth would have been on fire if he hadn't eaten the chili millet.

"Talk about it, of course. I'm so experienced, so I must have talked about it more than ten times, right, Tu Yien?"

Tu Yien lowered his head and said, "I didn't say that, why did you call my name?"

Just because he did have a few brief affairs, it doesn’t mean he is very experienced. So what if he just has a little money?

Meng Han snorted and began to speak seriously.

"To be honest, I haven't talked about it at all."

[There’s no need to talk about secret love]

Meng Han: “…”

The words died before they were even out of her mouth. At least she was allowed to say a few more words. She also wanted to show off.

[Forget about secret love, it’s not successful]

[It doesn't matter if it doesn't work out, it's just another black mark, so it's better not to mention it.]

Meng Han covered his face and dug his toes into the ground in embarrassment.

It’s not that I can’t say it, it just does look a bit like a black spot.

Tu Yien raised his head and urged softly, "What did you just say? I didn't hear it, but it doesn't mean we didn't talk about it at all."

Please speak out loud and make him happy.

Menghan took a deep breath and almost inhaled the taste of the chili pepper. She coughed lightly and took another sip of cold Coke.

"No, I had a secret crush on her. I even gave her a love letter, but she thought it was some fancy flyer and told me she wouldn't get a card."

As soon as the words fell, laughter broke out in the living room.

"Hahahahahahaha, you have come to this day too."

[Hahahaha, this is hilarious, who would understand? When I was in college, someone handed me something and I would reply, "I don't want to apply for a card."]

[Be vigilant, hahahaha, will that classmate regret it when he finds out?]

[I don’t know if I regret it later, but it’s really hilarious when I think about it]

[Why are your stories more funny than each other?]

When Meng Han thought of the scene at that time, he scratched the ground with his toes in embarrassment and made a playground.

He is a senior in our school and he is very handsome.

When Meng Han forced the love letter into the senior's hand, the senior screamed in fright, and the students around him looked over.

Finally, the senior took a look at the fancy thing, handed it to Meng Han, and said something that Meng Han had not expected.

"If you don't get a membership card and don't exercise, and you're busy with schoolwork, you'll go to the academic office and jump off the building tomorrow."

Then he ran away like a monkey.