Chapter 44 Four Little Clay Figures Watching a Big Melon

"Did you roll in the mud?"

Looking up, Meng Han saw a tall man walking slowly behind him. His clothes were all messy.

In front of Jiang Sui stood two clay figures, one tall and one short, both grinning with their big teeth bared.

His double rows of teeth were spotless, but his entire body was covered in mud.

[Stop laughing, I know you use Black Toothpaste to brush your teeth, and they are so white and glowing]

The two men's faces fell instantly and they shut their mouths.

Meng Han shook the things in the bucket, and the fish jumped around.

With a flick of the tail, the mud hit Jiang Sui's face, leaving a big mark on it.

Jiang Sui: “…”

Meng Han quickly apologized, put down the bucket, and reached out to wipe it.

When you touched it, two mud marks appeared on Jiang Sui's cheeks, which matched the horizontal line of Jiang Sui's cheeks perfectly.

Meng Han panicked and took another step back.

"No... I'm sorry, Sister Sui, I just wanted to tell you that this fish is more lively than the ones we caught in Desert Island Lake. I just caught it a while ago, and then... it became like this."

Jiang Sui: “…”

It’s like carrying dozens of buckets of manure to water the vegetables, only to realize afterward that you’ve watered someone else’s field.

Meng Han didn't dare to speak and found an excuse to escape.

"Ah, Brother Peng called me, I have to go get busy, goodbye, Sister Sui."

Seeing this, Chu Yuzhou tactfully chased Meng Han away.

No matter what happens, these old guests will take care of it, and he just needs to pretend to be a newbie.

Jiang Sui went to the river nearby and washed his face. When he looked up, he saw two people who were cutting grass for pigs not far away, who were about to go downstairs to wash their feet.

[It’s winter, why bother washing my feet? I really didn’t check the almanac before going out today]

[There is a feeling of grandeur and disgust]

[I don't understand the way you put these two words together. They are all river water, and none of them are clean.]

[It’s okay, Jiang Sui is thick-skinned, even mercury is fine]

Shi Ling and Shan Yin naturally also noticed Jiang Sui, especially Shi Ling.

This was the first time in her life that she had done something like this, and it was really hard. She even wore out her shoes.

"Jiang Sui, since you have time now, come and help me carry this basket back."

Jiang Sui looked at Shi Ling expressionlessly, without saying a word, and even his eyes fell on Shi Ling's feet.

[3, 2, 1, boom]

Shi Ling stepped on a piece of loose soil, twisted her ankle and fell into the river.

The river is not deep in winter, but it is chilling.

Jiang Sui smiled faintly and slowly approached Shi Ling.

"Give me the backpack, I'll carry it back."

After Shi Ling stood up, her whole body was wet. She could wring water out of her clothes, and her body was cold.

It must be Jiang Sui's doing, otherwise why would she suddenly count down?

After counting, she fell into the water.

Now Jiang Sui was so kind as to help her carry it back. He must be trying to laugh at her.

"Jiang Sui! Was it you? You set something up here, and then lured me over there and made me fall into the water! You are such a vicious woman. Your character is exactly the same as in the drama."

Jiang Sui always plays the role of a vicious female supporting character in all the dramas she plays.

Jiang Sui spread his hands and said, "Before you got into trouble, I didn't say a word. If you have delusions, don't come out to work. I'm afraid that one day you will go crazy and think that I'm a 185cm tall, dark-skinned athlete and fall in love with me."

Shi Ling screamed and kicked the water, causing it to rise and splash elsewhere.

The moment she went crazy, Jiang Sui quickly jumped to the shore.

This is called emergency hedging.

A famous person once said, don't bother a crazy person.

Jiang Sui looked at Shi Ling's condition and took another step back.

"Jiang Sui, it's you who told me to get out of the water!"

Jiang Sui didn't even dare to say a word, just waiting for the other party to curse him.

In short, it’s the same sentence.

Jiang Sui just watched her go crazy in the water quietly, splashing water from time to time.

Shi Ling couldn't calm down, so she picked up a lump of mud from the water and everyone threw it at Jiang Sui.

If she can't live well, then no one can live well either.

Jiang Sui dragged the photographer over, stood in front of him, and adjusted the lens.

Photographer: “???”

The guests were fighting, so why should he suffer?

This is another price.

After Jiang Sui adjusted the camera, he said encouragingly, "A set of machines costs several million, go for it. Go for it."

Shi Ling paused, looked at Jiang Sui fiercely, and didn't move forward.

In the end, it could only crash heavily into the river, splashing water and floating on her face.

[Don't smash it, I'm afraid Jiang Sui... will... I'll change in front of the live camera]

[At first, Shi Ling said: I want to treat everyone equally. Later, after learning about the price of the camera, Shi Ling said: I can still survive.]

[Four little clay figures looking at a big melon]

[Oh my! I thought those little mounds came from nowhere, but they're actually a fishing team. If I hadn't seen their figures, I wouldn't have been able to tell who was who.]

Xie Peng and Jiang Ze were fishing. The fish pond was very large, and other villagers were also fishing.

Compared to the two novices, the villagers were clean except for the boots on their lower bodies.

Meng Han came over with a bucket and saw the two people opposite arguing. He quickly dragged them to the side of the fish pond to eat big melons.

"I said they would fight sooner or later. Sister Sui is much more stable."

After Meng Han said this, the three of them looked at each other strangely.

Jiang Sui's emotions are stable? Is that even human language?

Jiang Ze: "If they come here fighting, we should stay away. I heard they love to fight on the set."

The fire at the city gate will affect everyone, so they'd better stay away.

The four little clay figures in the camera moved cautiously to the side, and finally squatted steadily, watching the battle situation on the opposite side without blinking.

Jiang Sui stood up after he saw that Shi Ling was not crazy.

"As the saying goes, it's better to resolve a feud than to create one. If you really can't stand me, you can die before me, and I can die after you."

"Jiang Sui!" Shi Ling roared through gritted teeth.

This woman who's still making sarcastic remarks outside! The more I look at her, the more hateful she becomes.

Jiang Sui dragged the backpack over and put it on his back.

"Okay, okay, I won't tell you. I'll go back first. You can hang out with those four clay figures and ask them to find you some clothes."

If I keep talking, I'm afraid you'll kiss me secretly at night and then find an excuse to kill me.

Just as Shi Ling was about to climb up, she fell down again with a thud.

There was no one around, and Shan Yin, fearing that he would be affected, had already run away with his backpack. Decades of back pain was healed.

Shi Ling was going crazy in the water again, splashing water and playing.

[Well, I've acted in so many youth traumatic stories that I thought I was filming an idol drama. Others would think I was just throwing a tantrum.]

"Jiang Sui!"

When Jiang Sui heard his name, he ran so fast that he almost broke the backpack.

Society is quite inclusive. People with mental illness don’t need to be hospitalized anymore. They are all writing about painful literature.

When the four little clay figures saw Shi Ling stand up, they were scared out of their wits and quickly returned to their respective posts.

Meng Han stepped into the fish pond and his foot got stuck in it.

In a hurry, Xie Peng and Jiang Ze worked together to pull the person up, and finally ran to do their own things.

Meng Han breathed a sigh of relief. As soon as he came up, he saw Shi Ling with a resentful look on her face.