On her 250th rebirth, Jiang Sui decided to give up and wait for her 251st rebirth, because "250" (a derogatory slang term in Chinese) just sounded a little too awful. Already skilled enough...
Chapter 50 This is a knight with painted nails
Xie Peng set up a small table in the kitchen and placed Xiaodouzi there.
Because Xiaodouzi kept talking, Xie Peng stuffed a sweet potato into his mouth.
[It will definitely work, this time it will definitely work]
Xie Peng glanced at Jiang Sui, who was holding something printed on A4 paper.
I don’t know where Jiang Sui printed this thing from.
"Sister Sui, what are you holding?"
Jiang Sui flipped the page out and said, "This is an educational manual. I heard it's very useful. I'll give it a try."
[Naughty children become better behaved after listening to this, and parents feel warmed by it. It is absolutely effective. I have studied it.]
Xie Peng: “…”
Not knowing what Jiang Sui was doing, Xie Peng started kneading the dough.
Today is the fifth day of live broadcast, and the days are passing by both slowly and quickly.
Xie Peng couldn't help but sigh. When he first came here, he was at a loss, but now he can do it with ease.
[Wait, let me look for it. Hey, this sentence is very good.]
Jiang Sui seemed to be talking to Xiaodouzi, flipping through the instruction manual, and no one knew what he said to Xiaodouzi.
"Baby, you're amazing."
Jiang Sui read out the instructions word by word.
There was no movement, only Jiang Sui's cold face.
Xiaodouzi blinked and pointed to another sentence on the paper.
"Auntie, I like this sentence."
Jiang Sui understood, read the words once, and began to read them aloud.
"You are really capable. You eat quickly and well."
After reading, Jiang Sui would look at the child to get feedback.
But Xiaodouzi just stared at Jiang Sui blankly. Although he didn't understand her actions, he understood.
[AI has become a spirit!]
[Infinite Stream: My NPC Tutor]
[This... is hard to comment on. Education has even come with instruction manuals. It's true that if you live long enough, you can see everything.]
[Technology is developing, and new things are opening our eyes every day]
[The knife cuts the buttocks and opens the eyes]
[Where did she get this A4 printout from, photographer?! How did she fall behind again?!]
After a while, Meng Han came back leisurely and saw the child talking to Jiang Sui.
The child was quiet and didn't make any noise. He chatted with Jiang Sui.
It seems that Sister Sui is quite suitable for taking care of children.
Jiang Sui flipped through a few more pages.
[This sentence is good, children will like it as soon as they see it]
Xiaodouzi stretched his head over to take a look and asked, "What should I do to make Auntie say this?"
Jiang Suihe took it in his mouth and found it a little hot.
"You are a smart child," Jiang Sui pointed at it and read out the words one by one, like an emotionless machine.
"Great, keep up the good work, I'll be proud of you."
Xiaodouzi exclaimed and pointed to the next sentence.
Jiang Sui continued reading, "Not bad, you admit your mistakes and correct them. You are a good child."
Meng Han's mouth twitched when he heard this.
What the hell is this? This is real paper-based education.
"Sister Sui, where did you get this?"
Meng Han was holding a chicken, which she must have just bought from the market. She held it in her arms and occasionally patted its head.
Jiang Sui looked at the chicken with some surprise.
"Ah? There's a family in the big bay below the village. There's a student taking the postgraduate entrance exam. I asked her to print it."
Meng Han: "What? How did you know that, and how did you convince her to help you?"
She wondered for a long time why things that shouldn't appear always appeared around Jiang Sui.
For example, this A4 paper.
For example, how did Shan Yin’s revelations get out? Everyone’s cell phones were clearly confiscated.
Jiang Sui said nonchalantly, "She's a nice person."
"oh……"
Meng Han went to get some water and put the chicken on the table, not knowing where to go.
I told her some entertainment gossip, and she lent me her tablet for half an hour. We became friendly friends, and it was no problem to print some paper.
Meng Han: “!!!”
Sister Sui, you really know how to find a solution.
You can find all of this. Who can resist entertainment gossip? Even they want to hear it very much.
When I come to Life Langtaosha, my daily happiness is listening to gossip!
Meng Han took a basin of water, found some rags, and wiped the chicken's feet.
"What are you doing?"
Looking at Meng Han's actions, he asked a question for the first time.
He still stared at the chicken, looking back and forth.
While Meng Han was wiping the chicken's feet, he took out a stack of things from his bag.
"I'm afraid Xiaodouzi will get bored, so I'll give her the chicken to play with. Girls will definitely like it."
Jiang Sui finally discovered that something was wrong with the chicken.
eyelash!
Where do you get such long eyelashes?
She actually saw the word "charming" on the chicken.
Jiang Sui reached out and touched it, but it was still fake.
"Sister Sui, you think it looks good too, right? I asked the production crew for it. There's also nail polish here. I specifically asked for Barbie pink."
[Even this color is available, the program team has quite a lot of stuff]
Meng Han also thought so. She asked for it on the grounds that she wanted to play with her children.
Take it out and it's a can of Barbie pink.
"Little Bean, come here, sister will teach you how to play with this. First open this, then apply it."
Jiang Sui is waiting for an opportunity and will strike whenever he sees one.
Open your own educational manual and speak according to the situation.
The ginger age when the small bean unscrews the lid.
"Baby, it's great. If you persist, it will definitely work."
Jiang Sui flipped over and over as Xiaodouzi painted the chicken feet with nail polish.
"This is beautiful, baby has a very high aesthetic taste."
Xiaodouzi imitated Meng Han and blew on the chicken feet.
"Baby, you learn quickly. You...wait, this sentence doesn't work. Wait a minute."
Jiang Sui turned a page and searched for more than ten seconds. Xiao Douzi and Meng Han kept blowing and did not move.
After finally finding it, Jiang Sui smiled and said, "That's right."
Clearing his throat, Jiang Sui said, "Yes, that's right, baby learns very quickly and is a very talented child."
Xie Peng looked at the two of them, one was teaching Xiaodouzi, and the other was like an artificial intelligence, with some flattery function installed.
Is this really not just a sentence structure made up of flattery?
Moreover, Jiang Sui spoke in a lifeless voice, like an emotionless reading machine.
The chicken looks more charming after both its claws are painted with nail polish.
Xiaodouzi touched the chicken's head.
"She's a princess now, so can she have a knight?"
Meng Han remembered that there was still a chicken, "Yes, wait a minute."
As he said that, he ran out and caught another chicken that was locked up in the yard.
"Well, this is the knight!"
[Now even the chicken world is getting gay...]
Meng Han coughed lightly, "This is the knight!"
Xiaodouzi looked at the other hen with a puzzled look.
"Little Bean, come paint the knight's nails."
Xiaodouzi looked at it again and again and said, "If a knight also paints his nails, can he still be a knight?"
Meng Han touched his chin, thought about it, and tried to find a reason to explain it.
"It's a knight with painted nails."
Xiaodouzi nodded in understanding.
It turns out knights can also paint their nails and have long eyelashes.
...Small Theater:
Eighth Rebirth: Jiang Sui found a snake catcher who taught her how to catch snakes. She was determined to make snake soup out of them and eat them! On her first day on the island, Jiang Sui's goal was clear: to eat the snake soup. After searching for a while, she finally caught one. However, due to the steep slope, she slipped and fell, and was injured again.
Jiang Sui: I want to be a monkey running all over the mountains and plains! I can’t fall anywhere.