On her 250th rebirth, Jiang Sui decided to give up and wait for her 251st rebirth, because "250" (a derogatory slang term in Chinese) just sounded a little too awful. Already skilled enough...
Chapter 84: The second marriage guest is 23 years old, evaluating marriage
[Junzi was stunned. Junzi didn't know. Junzi turned over his socks and saw the scent of Dama.]
[What! When did Damao start hooking up with Junzi?!]
Xiaobei looked at Junzi in surprise again.
How did you two get together?
Junzi spread his hands and said, "Sorry, buddy."
Xiaobei clenched his fists. No wonder Damao looked at him with a strange look this morning.
[Half a day of love is still love, be content, wash your hands and enjoy it]
[And in the circle, this length of relationship is already very impressive]
Jiang Sui really likes to read about the love, hate and vengeance of the three people.
Although he had never spoken to them, Jiang Sui knew the changes in their relationship as clearly as if he were sleeping under their bed.
Everyone is enjoying the melon.
The straight man Ze Shao plays in the non-mainstream circle, but I didn't hear a single word. Why are these three names so weird?
Not to mention that Master Ze was puzzled, it took the three main people a long time to match the names that Jiang Sui said.
"Hello, please draw a lot."
The little robot moved over, holding a storage box in its hand, with several colorful slips of paper inside.
The guests also gathered around.
Everyone took a piece of paper one after another, and Jiang Sui was the last one to take one.
[It doesn’t matter, I know every one of them]
Ze Shao said mysteriously, "Let me see what this thing is!"
When I opened it, there were only two big words.
"Paper figurine?"
The little robot walked over and hit Ze Shao's leg with one arm.
"Please don't read it out loud. Guests can search on their own or form teams. Each team is limited to two people."
[That would be terrible. Xiaobei would have to fend for himself.]
Xiaobei: “…”
His name is really not Xiaobei. Just because he is wearing a sweatshirt with the word "Bei" on it, he cannot be called Xiaobei.
Moreover, he is the attacker!
Why should I, as the one who receives the punishment, have a big character?
Jiang Sui opened his note.
Oh, this.
What? Which? Where?
The little robot continued to talk about the rules.
"The first person to win has the right to change rooms, and the second person will get a serving of seafood hairy crab."
Meng Han and Tu Yien opened their eyes wide.
It’s such a good thing that I can change rooms.
Jiang Sui was thoughtful, holding the note and wondering whether he should be the first to find it.
[Actually, tying up Tu Yien is pretty good. Let's switch to another man...]
Jiang Sui walked around the area.
[Tsk tsk, Master Ze is almost getting married for the second time, and he's still acting like this. No, no, no.]
I'm afraid he'll go crazy one day and want to hang himself upside down.
Meng Han's eyes widened even further.
Soon? Second marriage?
These three words sound weird when put together. Can someone participate in a dating variety show?
How do the production team select the actors?
The more Meng Han thought about it, the angrier she became. She had to change rooms.
She was also afraid that Ze Shao would suddenly hang upside down and ask her to whip him.
Although Mr. Ze deserves a beating, Meng Han is really afraid that he will feel good.
Tu Yien had never been so serious before. He wanted to change rooms, be tied up for another night, and leave after paying a penalty of 30 million yuan.
My whole body is numb.
The two looked at Jiang Sui with even more eager eyes.
[I always feel a chill somewhere]
[Forget it, I won’t change it, let them have fun]
Jiang Sui was leisurely drinking hot water on the sofa.
[With a fierce look in his eyes, Tu Yien and Meng Han must really want to change]
[Hahaha, Tu Yien’s shadow has probably never been this big in his life]
[Don’t mess with Jiang Sui, the guests of “Life in the Waves” should all know this]
[Survival Guest: No one understands Sister Sui better than me. Sister Sui, please have some tea.]
[On Jiang Sui's training journey, don't be so unconvinced. Everyone understands before and after Gu Jingshan went to the island.]
[First day on the island: Jiang Sui, you must come with us. Second day on the island: Sister Sui, I'll be fine. You rest.]
[I went to watch survival variety shows and it really made me laugh to death. It's true. When I first came: Haha, just Jiang Sui. After one day: Sister Sui, I'm here, hahahaha]
[Meng Han's eyes are so shocked, is there something I don't know?]
[I switch bets, I’m betting on Ze Shao now]
[Not really, he's just a non-mainstream teenager, Ze Shao is only 23 years old]
[Tsk, getting married for the second time at the age of 23 is really beyond one’s imagination.]
[This is considered a marriage evaluation blogger]
[This happened shortly after getting married, and he proposed right away. Even seamless relationships aren’t this intense.]
Even Tu Yien had to give Ze Shao a finger.
He may be a playboy and have a wide range of tastes, but he really doesn't dare to get married.
He was afraid of being beaten to death by his parents.
Ze Shao's eyes were vague. He stood up and shook off his Flaming Mountain.
"I'll go look for it first, everyone please help yourself."
He had to find it first and prevent these two from changing rooms. It was their fault for looking at him like that.
Tu Yien and Meng Han looked at Jiang Sui's cheat very cleverly.
Please say more, Sister Sui.
"What are you looking at me for? Go find me?"
Meng Han argued with Tu Yien for a while, and finally pushed Tu Yien away.
Tu Yien: “???”
What's going on? Has he been feeling weak recently?
"Sister Sui, I want to team up with you."
Tu Yien quickly followed, "Sister Sui, I must be the best teammate. I can cook and sweep the floor, and I will always be there for you without any complaints."
Meng Han glared at Tu Yien fiercely.
Damn man, compete with her.
"Sister Sui, you know me. We've been filming variety shows together for so long, and I'm willing to do anything, even risk everything, without blinking an eye."
The best choice is the one you are most familiar with.
He raised his eyebrows provocatively at Tu Yien and teased her, "Do you know what Suijie likes? Do you know what Suijie can do? Do you know how to ask questions?"
You don't know anything, but you still want to compete with her for the best position. That's wishful thinking.
Tu Yien was not to be outdone, and the two of them stood up after staring at each other.
Meng Han was shorter and couldn't jump that high, so she took off her shoes, stood on the sofa, and glared back.
[Hey, they're almost kissing, is this okay? If not, let's get married.]
Meng Han: “!!!”
Tu Yien: “!!!”
Meng Han quickly pushed the person away and kicked Tu Yien.
Shit, I almost got my hands dirty.
"What are you doing?"
After being kicked, Tu Yien would have fallen to the ground if he had not subconsciously steadied himself.
How come these people from survival variety shows are so strong?
There must be a kick mark on the chest. He must be born in the Year of the Ox.
Meng Han stood on the sofa, glaring at people, "You playboy, stay away from Sister Sui, she is mine!"
Tu Yien let out a sigh. This stinky woman actually dared to speak so arrogantly.
"If you say it's yours, it's yours! She and I are roommates, so it has to be mine."
Meng Han didn't recognize him, and his voice became louder and louder.
"Mine! She's mine!"
"mine!"
"Oh my god, shut up."
...Small Theater:
41st rebirth: After learning from the painful experience, at the same time and place, a scream was heard in a room, Jiang Sui rushed over and was killed again.
Jiang Sui: I don’t believe it, I really can’t pass this copy!