Alternative Title: 劍修風評被害後
Author: 小熊蹦迪
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-07
Updated: 2025-10-07
A concise synopsis: After receiving a storybook that predicts the future, Yun Xian decides to descend the mountain to revitalize the Sword Pavilion. Her sect master strokes his beard, deeply pleased, seeing his daughter finally grown.
A year later, at an interview, someone asks, "Student Yun Xian, in just one year, how did you manage to transform everyone's stereotype of sword cultivators from 'aloof, capable fighters, fearless' into 'garrulous, good at running away, thick-skinned'?" Yun Xian refused the interview.
A longer synopsis: Yun Xian accidentally obtains a storybook that meticulously describes the beautiful love between the Demonic Sect's Saintess Ji Mo Shu and the pillar of the righteous path, Zhong Chang Yao. However, halfway through, she realizes something is amiss.
There are too many female supporting characters. The male lead is excessively flirtatious, and she's used to it. As the Demonic Sect's Saintess, Ji Mo Shu's greatest wish is to at least become Zhong Chang Yao's main wife. But most critically, the declining sect Yun Xian belongs to, the Sword Pavilion, is ultimately annihilated.
She initially thought it was just some mundane record written by a bored individual, but the plot in the storybook actually begins to unfold. Yun Xian springs up from her deathbed! A sleeping fish wakes up!
To prevent all this from happening, solve the mystery, and incidentally revitalize the Sword Pavilion and promote the spirit of sword cultivation, Yun Xian resolutely emerges from her seclusion and descends the mountain to participate in a great war.
She originally thought the team's composition would be like this: A sword cultivator who only needs one sword strike to seal a throat, never a second; a high-mountain flower, no one is more aloof than her!
However: "Do you sword cultivators usually ride your swords to school? Otherwise, why are you so fast at running away?" "Are all you sword cultivators this noisy?" "Is this what the unity of human and sword looks like?"
A medical cultivator, a gentle and kind logistics team, saving the dying and healing the injured; the duty of a medical cultivator. However: "Stop talking nonsense, hand over the money. What do you mean? If I break your leg and then heal it, is it no longer healing? Is there such crooked logic in the world?"
A body refiner, a steady and reliable team shield, but when berserk, she uncontrollably reveals ears and a tail, quite playful and charming. However: "...Why is her entire head a lion after she transforms? I feel like she could bite my neck off in one go." "You feel correctly."
A Buddhist cultivator, a monastic person with boundless compassion, great love, and selfless dedication. However: "See this forty-meter long pole of mine? Monastics are compassionate, so I'll allow you to run thirty-nine meters first."
And finally, the heavy hitter, the Demonic Sect Saintess, devoted to her other half without complaint, enduring beatings and scoldings without regret. However, she is consistent from beginning to end: "Zhong Chang Yao, I'm going to skin you alive!!!"
Yun Xian: "...Why does it feel so different from what I imagined?"
#Our goal is to climb the highest mountains and practice the fiercest swordsmanship# #After the sword cultivator's reputation was ruined, the Sword Pavilion welcomed its largest enrollment wave in a century#
This is a hilarious and passionate, slow-burn novel with a dual sword cultivator CP. The main characters are all mentioned in the synopsis. Reading guide: 1) It's a long novel with few romantic elements, but they exist. The male lead has a low presence but is alive.
2) This is my personal style of comedic cultivation, with loose settings, mysterious combat strength, and plain language. Please continue reading only if you find it to your taste after the free chapters. Comments that substitute real names or personally attack characters will not be deleted; everyone is welcome to discuss amicably.