After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 10: Surprise or not?

Hahahaha, the most crucial part is coming!!!]

Hearing Lan Yue shouting in his heart that the most crucial thing has come, whether it was Li Bai and Yun Xi beside him, or the disciples and elders above their heads, they all pricked up their ears subconsciously.

[This is hilarious! Of course, the first Taoist companion was also a smart person. How could she not see through Elder Baimei's little tricks? She was also very stubborn and was about to quit.

However, who would have thought that although Elder Baimei's character was not good, he was generous, stupid and rich! Moreover, he used top-grade spirit stones and even high-grade minerals. Who could bear this?

Anyway, since she was with Elder Lu, she only needed to change her clothes and let Elder Lu miss her when he saw her.

She doesn't have to do anything and can earn a good amount of money every month. Can she hide such an easy job? Of course not!

So this Taoist friend found the way to wealth from then on. It made me laugh to death. It really is true that every profession has its top talents. As long as you think hard, you can succeed in any profession.

The foolish and wealthy elder Baimei: "..."

His face flushed red, he felt embarrassed and anxious.

Hearing this inner voice and the girl's laughter that followed, he couldn't help but snort in his heart.

What does this little girl know? His fellow Taoists are more considerate than each other. Every time they go back, they ask about his well-being. This is the pinnacle of life. What does this little girl know?

[So this Taoist couple took her little sisters and put on the type of clothes that Bai Yueguang liked, and came to meet Elder Lu by chance.

As expected, all of her little sisters became Elder Lu's Taoist companions. On the surface, they might seem jealous that Elder Lu always had other women, but in fact, after Elder Lu passed away, these people secretly gathered together to have hot pot and eat meat!

Hey, I didn't expect there's hot pot in the cultivation world. I'm going to try it someday. I'm going to order the spicy one! And a spicy rabbit head!

Puff! Laughter came from the top of the cave again, this time even clearer.

Li Bai, who had just lamented that his senior brother was discussing the sect's major events: "..."

Senior Brother, please laugh a little quieter! If Junior Sister really finds out, the wrath of the immortal weapon is something that the Southern Spirit Sect cannot withstand!

Didn’t you see that the immortal weapon was trying its best to stop them and prevent the junior sister from knowing?

However, this time Li Bai really misunderstood. The person hiding on the top of the cave and laughing secretly was not Jiang Li, but the sect leader holding the immortal rope and the sixth elder who came here secretly.

In fact, the sect leader had no choice. After all, the Sutra Library was a place where spiritual power was forbidden. Even with his level of cultivation, he could not use spiritual power at will. He could only let the laughter spread.

However, the sect leader finally remembered the last time he was hit by a magic weapon and had to rest for three months, so he quickly looked at the people around him with a warning look.

Sect Leader: Everyone, pay attention! No one laughs! Otherwise, I'll throw you all out! And you can't even eat this melon!

The elders nodded quietly, while Jiang Li and other disciples raised two fingers to show their attitude.

Jiang Li: Don’t worry, Sect Master. We won’t laugh unless we really can’t help it!

Among them, Elder Baimei was already in a trance. He seemed to have his soul sucked out and was in a great shock.

Just when they all thought it was over, shocked voices were heard again from not far away.

[I was dying of laughter. Later, Elder Lu’s first Taoist partner felt that her career was too narrow, and that the number of her younger sisters she had brought over was still too few, so she called all the younger sisters and brothers from her own sect over. How magnanimous, how ambitious!

This means that half of Elder Lu's eighteen beautiful companions are men! What kind of bliss is this? It's like having the best of both worlds!

No matter how extravagantly those mortal emperors played, they only had twins. Elder Baimei directly owned the harem of an entire sect!

Are you surprised? Are you surprised? As long as you want it, they can make it happen! 】