After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 11: The Young Man

From the top floor of the cave, uncontrollable laughter was heard again.

Only Elder Baimei felt a dull pain in his heart and almost vomited blood.

Amidst the joyful atmosphere of these people, Lan Yue looked up again and scratched his head in confusion.

"Are the tasks that the senior brothers talked about so funny?" Lan Yue was a little tempted.

[How about I secretly use the melon-eating system to look for it? Anyway, with my mental strength, I can still eat another melon!]

Just when Lan Yue was hesitating, Li Bai beside her quickly grabbed the sleeve of her junior sister.

"Junior sister, the Cangjian Pavilion has a time limit, so let's find the spirit sword first."

Li Bai's inner villain wiped a sweat, fearing that when his junior sister was looking for the melon, she would find out that several senior brothers were also watching the fun.

Of course, the most important thing is the sect leader and the elders.

Just now, his master sent him a message, saying that the sect leader and the elders were all here, and asked him to take cover.

Li Bai felt his scalp tingling when he thought of those people staring at them from above his head.

"Yes, yes, we haven't found the spirit sword yet." Lan Yue nodded repeatedly. Putting the matters of the senior brothers aside for now, the spirit sword that has not been found is the most important!

The three of them walked forward side by side, and Lan Yue didn't feel any resentment in her heart. The whole cave became much quieter.

This made Yun Chong and the elders above feel a little uncomfortable.

Although they couldn't hear the melon, the person involved was right next to them and they were still very interested. So they turned around and looked at each other teasingly.

"Elder Lu, I didn't expect that you have so many beautiful Taoist companions. It's really unexpected!" The Sixth Elder loves to watch the fun the most, and he was the one who laughed the most just now.

"Elder Lu, can you tell us what it feels like to have a Taoist partner in the sect?" Another elder came over quietly and asked.

He appeared confused, as if he simply wanted to know what Elder Lu was feeling, but in fact, he was extremely happy.

Before, this guy was showing off in the sect all day long, saying how beautiful and considerate his Taoist partner was, which made everyone envious.

Now it’s okay, from now on I’ll call this guy “show off”!

"Yes, Elder Lu, it is said that half of them are male cultivators. Are they all wearing women's clothes to meet you? How beautiful must they be to make you obsessed with them?" The Sixth Elder also came over quietly.

Although the other elders did not speak, they also pricked up their ears.

Lu Heng: “…”

How should he respond? Should he say he couldn't tell the difference?

When he thought that half of these beautiful Taoist companions were men, and that they were male cultivators wearing skirts and acting coquettishly towards him, he couldn't help but shiver.

No, this is too scary!

When he gets back, he must sever ties with those people! This can't go on any longer!

Damn it! There are so many beautiful women, but not one of them truly loves him!

Without even thinking about it, he felt like there was a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat.

Elder Baimei: _(′?`」∠)__

"Xiaolu, you should restrain yourself a little. How can you give titles to eighteen Taoist companions at once? This is so irresponsible to other female cultivators!" The sect leader held the rope to tie up the immortals, with a look of grief on his face.

Moreover, the rope in his hand even shrank a lot, shrinking the man a circle and almost strangling him to the point of suffocation.

"Master, there are not only female cultivators, but also male cultivators." The Sixth Elder reminded from the side.

Yun Chong couldn't help but secretly curl the corners of his mouth, and turned around with a look of deep sorrow and indignation: "Even if it's a male cultivator, he can't be irresponsible to others! Male cultivators are also virgins. Look at you, is this something a human being can do?"

The White-browed Elder standing by could no longer hear what was said afterwards. His mind was now filled with thoughts of virgins.

A virgin, a virgin...

Elder Baimei finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the blood stuck in his throat suddenly spurted out. His eyes rolled back and he fainted.

He hates it!

On the other side, Lan Yue didn't know that she had attracted a lot of hatred. She was still there accompanying the heroine and the eldest brother to find the magic sword.

Seeing the heroine releasing spiritual energy and attracting countless spiritual swords to fly over, she also felt very proud.

Her daughter is so powerful!

Among all the protagonists, her favorite is the female lead.

Because although the heroine has seen darkness and been framed, she still tries hard to embrace this world. She looks cold on the surface but is actually warm-hearted!

"Let's go, I've made my choice." A cold voice came over.

Lan Yue subconsciously raised her head and saw the heroine holding a lacquered long sword and walking towards her.

"We're leaving now?!" Her eyes widened in shock.

[No, no, no, heroine, please go back quickly! Your natal spirit sword is waiting for you. Why did you bring an unfamiliar spirit sword here?]

On the other side, Yun Xi, who was about to nod, suddenly stopped. She glanced at the magic sword in her hand, then looked at Lan Yue's anxious expression, and decisively put the magic sword back.

[Right, right, that's right. Nv'e, your natal spirit sword can be upgraded as you cultivate. It has saved you countless times in critical moments. You must find it!]

Yunxi listened to this nagging voice and couldn't help but feel warm in his heart and smiled slightly.

She began to look at the spirit swords again, thinking as she walked.

Since it is my natal spirit sword, it should be able to sense me, right?

Yunxi felt a vibration coming from the right side, and there was a vague feeling in her heart. She grabbed the golden sword.

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