After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 113: Elder Wan, the Straight Man

"Come, hurry up and give Elder Wan a seat. He's a distinguished guest from the Beiling Holy Land, and we must not neglect him!"

The elder patted Elder Wan's shoulder vigorously.

At this moment, Elder Wan could clearly feel countless fiery gazes cast towards him from all around.

He felt that even if he returned to the Beiling Holy Land, he would not receive so much attention.

Who wants all this attention?

These people are so enthusiastic, which means they must have heard the little guy's voice!

"It turns out that Elder Wan from the Beiling Holy Land has arrived. I'll go and call my master over and have him meet with you."

"Is Elder Wan here? My disciple is the sister of your brother's daughter's distant cousin. Why didn't you tell us you were coming?"

"Qing'e, come and greet Elder Wan!"

All of a sudden, all the elders and disciples who were surrounding Lan Yue and eating melons returned to Elder Wan.

Just like that, Elder Wai and Elder Sun, two elders from the Beiling Holy Land, were quickly invited to Lingyue Peak, where they looked at each other in bewilderment with the elders of the Nanling Sect.

Elder Wan's face looked haggard.

It would be fine if I just ate his melon, but I had to eat it in front of him.

The Nanling Sect has changed. It is no longer the sect that simply opposed the Beiling Holy Land!

They learned to eat melons and watch jokes!

Lan Yue didn't notice the commotion outside; she was still concentrating on eating the watermelon.

She found out two interesting dark histories of Elder Wan and was very happy.

[Lan Yue: Actually, there's nothing much to say about Elder Wan. He's just a bit straightforward. Overall, he's still okay. At least he knows how to reflect on himself, even though he hasn't figured out his problem yet.]

[It doesn't matter. His wife has also started to reflect on herself. Otherwise, why would she have gone to Wangchen Sect to relax recently?]

I didn't expect the Wangchen Sect to be so famous that it had even spread to the Beiling Holy Land and hosted a lady from the Beiling Holy Land.

[Now, I really want to go and take a look. I wanted to visit the Elders' Gate of Wangchen Sect before, but it was so fast that I was back to the sect in the blink of an eye.]

Lan Yue felt extremely regretful.

"Wait, where is Wangchen Sect?" Elder Wan was afraid of that terrifying consciousness, so he didn't dare to say it out loud, but directly transmitted the message to the elders of Nanling Sect around him.

"This Wangchen Sect..." The other elders of the Nanling Sect also hesitated.

"Is he going to forget everything in the world? Is Yu'er going to become a nun?" Elder Wan was shocked.

He almost couldn't sit still.

The other elders looked at each other and slowly shook their heads.

"If it's not enough to just forget about the mortal world, then I can still be saved." Elder Wan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, the Wangchen Sect actually has to enter the mortal world first before they can see through it."

An elder whispered to him.

"Is there such a magical sect in the Southern Region? Take me to see it and see through the world with Yu'er." Elder Wan has made up his mind.

He must change his ways this time! Completely!

[Lan Yue: Hey, Wangchen Sect is great! Who wouldn't want to be chased and cared for by eighteen beautiful fairies/handsome immortal men?]

Elder Wan's face froze, and he became completely stunned.

[Lan Yue: It can be said that without Elder Baimei, there would be no Wangchen Sect today! Elder Baimei is also considered a hero of the Southern Territory.]

Lan Yue sighed deeply in her heart, feeling deeply moved.

When she looked up, she found that a shadow seemed to flash by and then flew into the air and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"What was that thing that just left?" Lan Yue looked over curiously.

"What flashed by?"