After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 24 What a bad fate!

"Could the two or three things that Fairy Guangji had to say be the thing that Ninth Brother has been hiding?" The Sixth Elder was extremely curious and he wished he could hold the magic weapon and check it out right now.

All of them, from the sect leader to the ninth elder, were actually adopted by the previous sect leader. They have a very good relationship, like brothers.

The youngest among these people is the ninth elder, Guangji from Lingyue Peak.

Although Guangji is the youngest, he has the highest talent. His current cultivation level can catch up with the Supreme Elder, making him another pillar of their sect.

"What a pity! Junior Brother Nine was so cute when he was little, with a chubby face. He followed us around all day long. But he became colder and colder as he grew up. I don't know what happened." The Sixth Elder sighed.

However, it would be nice to know the gossip while my junior fellow apprentice is in seclusion.

Several elders, including the sect leader, quietly released their spiritual consciousness.

There was even a chance that the spiritual consciousnesses almost collided with each other, so they quickly turned around and changed other routes.

They even saw the spiritual consciousness of the elders of the Four Arts Hall in the air. A group of spiritual consciousnesses gathered together, pretending to know nothing, and quietly approached the direction where Lan Yue was.

[Lan Yue: So the name Guangji Fairy actually exists. I wonder how this reputation got around. Could it be that Master loves to dress up as a woman?]

The spirits gathered together above the Four Arts Hall were staggering with joy, as if they had drunk fake wine.

[Lan Yue: Let me see what happened at that time that made this name so popular.

The story begins when the master went out for training. In order to succeed as an evil spirit, the master disguised himself as a woman at the suggestion of others.

This doesn't seem to be anything new; it's perfectly normal for a man to dress as a woman in order to eliminate evil spirits!]

[Oh my god, there's more to it. The cross-dressing master was so successful in her disguise, she was so beautiful that the evil demons hiding in the shadows were scared away and didn't dare to come! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. It turns out the evil demons also know that people who are too beautiful are not to be messed with!

So how beautiful was Master back then? No, I must see it. Even if I have to exhaust all my energy today, I must see the beautiful Master!

After Lan Yue clicked on the video, a video of a beautiful woman in white crossing the river came into view. In order to make it easier for Yin Xue to watch, she had even set up automatic sharing, so this scene appeared in everyone's mind at this moment.

The beautiful woman in white paddling the boat looked ethereal, as if she was about to fly away in the next second.

As the picture zooms in, you can even see the flower ornaments on the head of the beauty in white, her fair skin, and her delicate red lips.

[Lan Yue: So beautiful! My beautiful master's face is so exquisite, but why did he even stick on such a long black beard when he accepted me as his apprentice? He even painted his face black! I thought he was a replica of Li Kui. I've missed so many opportunities to see such unparalleled beauty!]

Lan Yue's tone was particularly regretful.

[Could it be that putting on fake beards, fake eyebrows, and wigs is really a tradition of the Southern Ling Sect?]

Lan Yue felt that she had realized something again!

The sect leader above the clouds was almost going crazy. He felt that the sect’s tradition was to wear wigs, and even to produce a lot of wigs. This matter could never be cleared up!

Xiaojiu, why do you paint your face so black and even wear so many fake beards to come and see your apprentice?

Now, Xiao Lanyue has completely misunderstood, right?

[Lan Yue: Forget it, I don’t want to think about this anymore. I’d better continue to see what happens over there with my master.

So that's how it is. Instead of attracting the evil spirit, we attracted a playboy from a prominent family in the Northern Territory. That playboy's eyes went berserk when he saw the beauty, and he shamelessly insisted on taking Master away!]

Hearing this, Yun Chong finally smiled: "That person wanted to take our Ninth Junior Brother away, but he will probably suffer. Although Ninth Junior Brother's cultivation was not very good at that time, he was not someone to be trifled with."

"That's right, it turns out that the ninth elder of your sect has encountered such a thing. Sure enough, I am right here!" The leader of the Red Moon Sect suddenly appeared.

That's right, although she seemed to have left, she had actually placed her clone here long ago. She originally wanted to talk to the two girls secretly, but she didn't expect to hear Elder Guangji's gossip.

This is really rare!

In the Southern Territory today, who wouldn’t tremble when hearing the name of Elder Guangji?

It can be said that the name of Guangji, the master of Lingyue Peak, can be compared with the Holy Son of Beiling. Both are people who can make children cry when they hear them.

This kind of thing may not be a big deal if it happens to ordinary people, but if it happens to Elder Guangji, who is as cold as a snow mountain, it is a big deal!

"Why are you here again?" Yun Chong's face was dark. He felt that all the self-cultivation he had accumulated over the years had disappeared in front of the leader of the Red Moon Sect.

"I'm here as a guest!" Chi Yue said confidently, then he extended his spiritual consciousness, mixed it with the spiritual consciousness on top, and went to eat melons.

[Lan Yue: Haha, this is so funny! Master obediently followed him back, but he just pulled out his weapon and made him depressed for three whole years. He hasn't even left the courtyard for three whole years!]

"Puff!" The Sixth Elder, who had just taken a sip of the spiritual wine, spit it out directly.

"No, Ninth Junior Brother is like this in private?" He could hardly believe his ears.

The other elders also looked at each other in confusion.

[Three years later, the master came down the mountain again. This time, in order to investigate the theft of the sect's stakes, he played the role of an ordinary mortal woman.

The young man who had left the courtyard for the first time in three years did not dare to tease those beautiful women, but he unexpectedly set his sights on his master again. As a result, this time the young man was put in women's clothes and hung on the city wall for three days and three nights!

It made me laugh to death. There was actually a third time. The third time he finally escaped, he met an "auntie". This time he felt that the auntie was safer than other girls, so he became greedy again, and ended up bumping into his master again!

What kind of bad fate is this? It’s so funny! 】