After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 63: Close the door and release the dark history!

"Yinxue, you don't know what we've missed. These are all medicinal Gu from the Western Regions. They're used to treat illnesses!"

"Wherever there is disease, they go there. Each one is like a hardworking little bee. Some even risk their lives in a final battle against the disease!"

"Of course the most important thing is that they are delicious, really crunchy!" Lan Yue bit her teeth a few times to prove what she said.

Of course, the reason why she understood it so clearly was because of the information described in the original book, otherwise she would not dare to speak directly.

"Medical insect?" Li Bai, who was about to escape from here, was shocked.

"So they bite us to heal us? Then why did those bugs bite one of our brothers' feet and even break it?"

He just saw that scene, it was so terrible!

"Senior Brother, is it possible that they are treating athlete's foot?" Lan Yue couldn't help laughing.

Li Bai: “!!!!”

Not far away, the senior brother who was running around barefoot was also stunned. He looked at the group of insects chasing him and then looked at his bloody feet, feeling like crying but unable to shed tears.

These guys are actually treating athlete's foot? If this is true, then everyone in Yuxue Peak knows that he has athlete's foot?

He was sad and slowed down his pace involuntarily. The swarm of insects soon caught up with him and crawled all over his feet.

"Hey, who asked you to meddle in other people's business?" The twin brother who was sitting on the steps stood up angrily.

"I'm telling you, this isn't some kind of medical Gu at all. I just want to release some bugs to bite them!"

"So arrogant? Are you angry out of shame?" Lan Yue was not surprised at all.

The younger brother of the Gemini is still as difficult as ever!

"Who is angry and embarrassed? Let me show you the power of a real poisonous insect!" Several green insects crawled out from behind the boy, and the ground was corroded into cracks.

When these insects crawled out, they were about to approach Lan Yue, but they crawled slower and slower, almost as fast as a turtle.

Finally, these insects came to Lan Yue's feet, and Wu Tianyu raised his head and snorted.

"You seem frightened, don't you? Surrender to me now. If I'm in a better mood, I might even spare your life!"

"Good fellow, you want to deal with me, right? Then you wait for me!"

Lan Yue quickly took out his ultimate weapon, a big green turtle shell!

"You're killing me with laughter. I thought you were going to take out some top-level spiritual weapon, but it turned out to be just a bulky turtle shell! Can you defeat me with this?" Wu Tianyu raised his head again.

"Just wait!" Lan Yue looked very imposing on the surface, but in his heart he was constantly calling the system.

[Lan Yue: System, system, quickly find me the big secret of Gemini Brother! I want to make him die in front of everyone!]

The twin brother opposite was stunned. He looked left and right, puzzled for a long time.

When he finally wanted to speak, the senior brothers and sisters next to him winked wildly at him.

[Lan Yue: You little brat, I can't handle you? Let me check it out. Wu Tianyu, right? There's something about you!]

The twin brother opposite had a look of surprise and doubt. He was about to ask, but he felt a shocking pressure appear in his mind. He quickly closed his mouth and his face became even paler.

Li Bai next to him twitched his mouth. He knew it would be like this.

At first, he was also stupid and wanted to ask Lan Yue, but the power of the magic weapon pressed down on him so hard that he was almost scared to death.

[Lan Yue: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This guy was stung twice by a poisonous bee when he was a child. The two bites happened right on his chest. He regards these two bulges as his own chest.

Not only did she think she was a girl, she also thought that if she kissed it she would get pregnant, so she regarded the poisonous bee as the father of her child.

Of course, Lan Yue was not only enjoying the feast in her heart, she also held the green turtle shell, pretending that all these things were divined by herself, and told them to her Gemini brother.

"You didn't expect that I could predict a lot of your dark history. Don't offend me!" Lan Yue said with a smile on her face.

Wu Tianyu: “!!!!”

Why is this person not playing by the rules? Aren't they going to fight next? Why is this person revealing his dark past?

The most important thing is, how come this person’s divination is so accurate!

Wu Tianyu grabbed his hair, feeling crazy inside.

Deep in Yuxue Peak, Elder Xueluo was discussing something with other elders.

"Xue Luo, I didn't expect that the twins you found were actually the protagonists. They must be the children of destiny. Our Nanling Sect will have nothing to worry about in the future!"

The Sixth Elder spoke with emotion.

They have been waiting for so many years and finally there is hope.

"Actually, it was the Second Elder who first discovered this. At that time, the two of them were unconscious on Jueling Island. After the Second Elder rescued them, he asked me to bring the twins back in advance." Elder Xue Luo did not intend to take credit for himself.

"It's just that the younger twin has a bad personality, but the older sister is pretty good, but she hasn't woken up yet."

Xueluo sighed.

Just as they were discussing how to arrange things for the twins, a familiar voice echoed throughout the mountain.

They paused and looked involuntarily in the direction where the voice came from.

"This little Lanyue is eating melons again. I wonder if the twin brothers can bear it." The Sixth Elder couldn't help laughing.

These twin brothers have such bad tempers, I didn’t expect they had such a story when they were little.

Hahahaha, the kid’s dad! I’m dying of laughter! How can these kids be so funny!

【Lan Yue: It just so happens that the group of poisonous bees has a new nest of small poisonous bees.

Wu Tianyu has been the child's mother for three months. Not only did she build houses for those poisonous bees, she even collected honey for them herself every day!

It was hilarious. Three months later, the bump disappeared, and he nearly collapsed. He felt incomplete, like he had lost even his identity as a mother. He secretly cried for three days and three nights, and finally made a decision.

"What decision can this little guy make?" In the backyard of Yuxue Peak, the Sixth Elder was very curious.

"Will he feel like he's been cheated and just wipe them out?"

Xue Luo: "Based on Gemini's younger brother's personality, it's not impossible."

"Maybe his character was formed from that time?"

A group leader nodded and agreed very much.

They were discussing secretly, and the twin brothers outside were already blushing with embarrassment.

"But, damn it, how could I..." Wu Tianyu was silenced again before he could finish the rest of his words.

"Oh my God, my foot is healed!" A surprised cry came from the side.

Everyone looked over there and found that it was the senior brother who had just been surrounded by many insects.

This senior brother's feet were bitten until they were bleeding, but now there is not a drop of blood and they are as good as new.

"Junior Brother Tianyu, I was wrong about you. It turns out that what you released was really a medical insect!" The senior brother was very surprised and thanked him repeatedly.

However, Wu Tianyu's eyes had already become dull, so how could he care about him?