After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 66 Elder Lu, please respect yourself!

Lan Yue watched as Elder Baimei on the map got closer and closer to the sect, and finally arrived at Lingyue Peak.

Because a new elder had arrived at Lingyue Peak, the mountain protection formation had been activated, so Elder Baimei had no problems coming over.

When the elders saw this scene, they subconsciously frowned.

They didn't think that Elder Baimei came here to express gratitude. Could it be that he thought Lan Yue had leaked the information, so he came here to seek revenge?

Not only these elders, but Yunxi and the others also thought so.

So they all subconsciously stood in front of Lan Yue, and Yun Xi even opened his arms.

The little furry ball on her shoulder also glared at Elder Lu.

Gu Wei: If he wants to hurt his savior, he must at least beat him, right?

Isn't he just a cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage? Wait until he recovers and kill him with one claw!

However, Elder Lu had no time to argue with the little fur ball that was no bigger than a palm. He just flew over quickly with a long sword under his feet, and there was even a flame behind the fiery red sword.

His serious and resentful look made everyone think that he was looking for trouble.

"Elder Lu, you are bullying..." Elder Fang was just about to say that it was inappropriate for you to bully a little girl like this.

Elder Lu wiped his haggard eyes, then knelt down in front of Elder Duanmu, tears streaming down his face.

Fang Ding: "???"

He looked at Elder Duanmu opposite him in disbelief, and his hands were shaking at that moment.

Several heads popped up at the same time, all with gossip glinting in their eyes.

Could it be that Elder Baimei and Elder Duanmu have some stories that must be told?

You really don’t know until you see it, it’s really shocking!

"Elder Lu, please respect yourself!" Elder Duanmu frowned and took two steps back very consciously.

Of course, the direction he retreated was the direction where Elder Fang was.

However, Fang Ding ignored him and turned his head away, snorting softly.

"Elder Duanmu, I can't live without you! Elder Duanmu, you must save me!" Elder Lu cried loudly with tears and snot.

Everyone: “!!!!”

What kind of incredible story is this?

Even Lan Yue next to them was a little confused. She had been eating melons for so many days, but she didn't see these two people have any stories to tell. So what was going on?

Could it be that the relationship between these two people is so secretive that even the system can't detect it?

How exciting would that be?

Lan Yue looked at Elder Fang again and found that his face was red with anger.

(⊙o⊙)Wow, what happened?

Such a wonderful scene? I must take a screenshot to save it!

Lan Yue quickly opened the system in her mind and found the screenshot function.

"Elder Duanmu, you must save me! As long as you help me once, you can do whatever you want in the future!" Elder Lu was still crying.

However, Elder Duanmu could no longer bear it. He simply pulled out his long, wide sleeves, then turned around and held Elder Fang's hand.

"Don't even think about it!" Elder Duanmu's voice was faintly angry. "I already have..."

"Elder Duanmu, please teach me how to disguise myself as a fairy! I will never forget your life-saving grace!" Elder Lu clasped his fists tightly.

"By the way, Elder Duanmu, what did you just say? What's on your mind?"

Elder Lu then belatedly remembered what the other party had just said.

Elder Duanmu: “…”

Everyone: “…”

You ran over here quickly, made such a big fuss, and even cried tears and snot, just to learn how to wear women's clothes from others?

Has the issue of asking for favors gotten to this point? Even groups of men have started dressing up as women?

Elder Duanmu on the opposite side coughed, but his hand still did not loosen. However, Elder Fang's entire head was almost red, like a boiled lobster.

He glared at Duanmu fiercely, but ultimately did not let go.

The people around them had already seen through the trick between the two of them, but Elder Lu, who rushed over in a hurry, didn't notice it at all. He even wanted to pounce on Elder Duanmu.

"Elder Duanmu, saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. From now on, my life belongs to you!" Elder Lu was extremely anxious.

Elder Duanmu retreated again and again.

He was speechless. How could what you said not make people think wildly?

"Elder Lu, please leave your life to others. I'm sorry I won't accompany you!"

"Elder Duanmu, don't!"

"Elder Duanmu, I heard that the woman you portrayed is incredibly beautiful, one of the most famous in the entire Southern Territory. Can you bear to watch me die?"

"As long as I can learn this art of impersonating a fairy from you, I can endure any hardship or fatigue, seriously!"

"I can't live without you!"

Elder Lu chased after him, tears in his eyes, and hesitant to speak.

If he were a beautiful fairy, many people around him would be heartbroken. However, facing such a big man, many people got goose bumps.

[Lan Yue: This is hilarious! I thought Elder Baimei was part of their conspiracy, but I never expected he actually wanted to learn the art of disguising himself as a fairy! So Elder Duanmu's cross-dressing is so famous now, has it spread to the Red Moon Sect?]

The White-browed Elder, who was chasing someone, froze. He was so excited when he asked for help that he didn't notice who was around him. Now that his heart was filled with thoughts, he realized that Lan Yue was here too.

Elder Baimei: "!!!!"

It’s ruined, his reputation is gone!

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