After the Villains Heard My Melon-Eating Thoughts, They Collectively Collapsed

Lanyue transmigrated into a Xianxia novel and acquired a Three Realms Melon-Eating System. As long as she ate melons (gossiped), she could improve her cultivation. She immediately embraced a relaxe...

Chapter 92: Lonely and Defeatable

"So where did my Spider Brother go?" Lan Yue was shocked. He had never seen Spider Brother come out before, and they had been out for so long and still hadn't seen Spider Brother! Could it be that the system was lying?

"Your brother Spider is lying on your head." The system's voice was still faint, as if floating out from a deep valley.

At this moment, Lan Yue seemed to be affected by the voice of the system and felt a chill on his head.

She suddenly lowered her head and concentrated the water mirror, and sure enough, she saw a small and cute spider lying on her head. The little spider was motionless, as if it was serving as a hair accessory for her, and even used spider silk to shape itself. The whole spider seemed to be lying on a simulated small flower.

Lan Yue: “!!!”

"Brother Zhu, when did you come out with us?" Lan Yue was frantic. "Did you discuss everything with your father before you left?!"

The little spider seemed not to understand and continued to maintain the same action. It even spit out another mouthful of spider silk. After the spider silk flew out, it directly condensed into a beautiful little flower.

Lan Yue's face was covered with translucent flowers, and the senior brothers and sisters around her were all laughing.

"Xiao Lanyue, it turns out this is a real spider. We thought it was your new headdress." One of the senior sisters laughed.

"I didn't expect this little spider to be so cute after it shrunk. If it hadn't followed you, we would also want to raise one for fun." Another senior sister laughed.

Lan Yue felt a little helpless when she saw the sisters laughing so happily. "Stop laughing, sisters! If this little guy runs away from home without consulting Dad, that late-stage Nascent Soul monster will chase us to the ends of the earth."

Everyone's faces froze. They had also thought of this possibility and immediately stopped joking. They quickly sped up, wishing they could disappear on the spot.

"Hurry up, Junior Sister, let's run! You're flying so slowly with your sword, let me take you flying!"

Just as Lan Yue was about to react, she was carried onto a flying sword and disappeared in a flash.

The philosophy of all Nanling Sect disciples is that no matter what it is, once you get it, you can't give it back! If you just give it back, wouldn't all the monsters they killed be wasted? After working so hard for so long, there must be some reward, right?

So Lan Yue could only watch as her senior sister took her farther and farther away, and the eight little legs of the little spider above her head were shaking more and more happily.

"Okay, Brother Zhu, I guess you didn't just follow me by accident. You've been planning this for a long time!"

As expected, every naughty child wants to escape from their parents! This time, Brother Spider escaped and probably had to experience the hardships of the cultivation world. It won’t be so easy to go back, hahaha!

The happier Lan Yue smiled, the sadder she felt inside, because as she laughed she suddenly remembered the points she owed.

That’s a full 5,000 points, so you have to start eating melons now and can’t be idle for a moment!

Lan Yue didn't dare to eat those big melons as it would waste her mental energy, so her eyes lit up and she stared at the monsters next to her.

In the system map, red and yellow dots lit up one after another around them. Red represented hostility towards them, and yellow represented neutrality.

Lan Yue raised a devilish smile, quickly exchanged glances with the hostile monsters that showed their heads, and then began to use his ultimate move.

[Lan Yue: What are you laughing at, you flower-armed mantis? Hurry up and get serious about hunting! Can't you see the female mantis behind you is already drooling over you? She's already eaten nine of them and is just waiting for today's extra meal! How pitiful! You don't even have any offspring yet. You'll be eaten soon!]

[Lan Yue: That butterfly disguised as a leaf in front of you, don't think that just because you're so good at disguising yourself and your color is green, I can't spot you. Who can you fool with that little trick? You can only fool yourself. Don't look at the many green caterpillars behind you; they're not your offspring!]

Several Nanling Sect disciples following behind almost fell off the spiritual sword.

They stared at each other in the air, their eyes as if asking, "What happened to Junior Sister Lan Yue today? Why did she suddenly go crazy?"

He didn't even bother to look for other people around to watch the show, but instead indiscriminately attacked the monsters around him. Could it be that he was just captured by the Nascent Soul stage monster and was upset?

At this moment, all of them silently clenched their fists and made up their minds.

It doesn’t matter even if Junior Sister Lan Yue goes crazy. She ended up in this situation just to save them. They will definitely be responsible in the future!

Lan Yue in front didn't know that the people behind her had already lost their minds to this extent, otherwise she would have stopped eating melons immediately and quickly wrapped her head.

However, Lan Yue was destined to never know, so she continued.

[Lan Yue: Stop hiding, you crazy chicken in the bush across the way! Your tail is showing! Oh no, sorry, I misread it. That's a spiritual plant, not your tail at all. I didn't expect you to be a chicken with a bald tail!]

[I'm dying of laughter! No wonder you've been hiding there. You wanted to use that spiritual plant as your tail, so other monsters wouldn't laugh at you. You're truly clever!]

He fired indiscriminately all the way, and wherever Lan Yue passed, there was chaos and all the monsters retreated.

This made Lan Yue sigh, and he suddenly felt a sense of loneliness and defeat.

[Lan Yue: Perhaps when I first read martial arts novels, those top masters in the world all had this feeling, right?]

Plop~

Lan Yue didn't feel proud for too long. The senior sister in front of her who was flying on a sword flew too fast and crashed directly into a translucent barrier. Both of them fell from the air.

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