After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 1: Being a Cannon Fodder

Chapter 1: Being a Cannon Fodder

Wen Shuang did not sleep well. She could vaguely hear the sound of water. She did not turn off the water after taking a shower.

Not used to wasting, Wen Shuang tried his best to open his eyes and subconsciously lifted the quilt, but it was slightly cold to the touch, as if it was made of high-quality silk fabric. However, he remembered that his quilt was made of pure cotton and it was very comfortable to lie on it.

Wen Shuang was very sensitive to subtle changes, and his originally chaotic mind suddenly became clear.

But it didn't last for a second before it got stuck.

Where is this...

The decoration style is obviously Black Mamba, and dark colors almost occupy the entire sight. This is too unfamiliar to Wen Shuang, who likes bright colors. He looked around blankly and pinched his thigh hard.

pain!

Just as Wen Shuang's soul was about to turn into a puff of smoke and float out of her mouth, the bell rang.

It wasn't his phone number, but it was right there at hand, and Wen Shuang couldn't help but catch a glimpse of the name on it—Cao Nanyu. Yup! Wen Shuang had even looked it up online when she read this part of the novel.

If everything that just happened made him feel like a dream, then combined with the name, Wen Shuang felt like he was struck by lightning.

If his guess was correct... he must have transmigrated into a book called "Poor Little One Also Has Spring," which tells the story of how the protagonist, Lu Li, went from being a poor, bullied child... to the only one left, Zheng Yuanfei's beloved, right? That's right, the "spring" in the title refers to Zheng Yuanfei!

After Lu Li met Zheng Yuanfei, he had no career path. He was always being framed and saved by Zheng Yuanfei, in danger and saved by Zheng Yuanfei, and on the verge of death and saved by Zheng Yuanfei. So Wen Shuang went from being an old man looking at his phone on the subway at the beginning to having a blank expression later. As long as Lu Li was in trouble, he knew it was coming! Zheng Yuanfei rushed over with a 30-meter-long sword!

Logically speaking, there is nothing worth reading in such a book with a poor plot and clichéd characters, but Wen Shuang has a problem. Once he starts reading something, he must finish it. After finishing it, he felt like his brain was about to go blank.

Cao Nanyu is the assistant of the second male lead Xuanzhe. The turning point of Xuanzhe's character in the original text is also very stiff. The originally good overbearing boss Long Aotian, as soon as he saw Lu Li, was like opening his Ren and Du meridians. He kept begging and posting, and the comment area was full of scolding. Wen Shuang also contributed her own strength, snowflakes, bravely travel to the end of the world!

So where is the plot going now and who is he? Wen Shuang got out of bed in fear and went straight to the floor-length mirror at the door.

Just one glance and his heart sank.

This body's appearance was roughly similar to his own, the only difference being a red mole on the lobe of his right ear. "It looked like a fine red pearl embedded in it, and when he smiled, his entire figure was accentuated with boundless brilliance." Only one person was described in this way in the original text—a woman whom readers had branded as a "green tea" from the moment she appeared, and indeed, she was ruthless, extremely greedy, and vain... cannon fodder!

It seems like he has the same name as me! Wen Shuang covered her chest and almost screamed when she thought of this cannon fodder's past "great achievements" and final fate.

And now it should be the cannon fodder Wen Shuang who stole Xuan Zhe's friend's black card and sneaked into the hotel to seduce Xuan Zhe!

Outrageous! Xuanzhe is the CEO of the largest entertainment company in the inland. How did he get in alone? Where are his bodyguards? The author really ignores logic for the sake of the plot.

Forget it, let's just run away! Wen Shuang grabbed the door handle and suddenly realized that she was only wearing a pair of underwear. The cannon fodder must have stripped almost completely to seduce Xuan Zhe, but fortunately, she was "still holding the lute half-covered" instead of appearing in mosaics.

The sound of water in the bathroom continued. There was no doubt that it was Xuan Zhe inside. Wen Shuang returned to the bed at the speed of a thief, grabbed the clothes on the floor and put them on. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a mobile phone. It was right where he had just lain down. It might be his. Wen Shuang tried to unlock it with his fingerprint, but it actually worked. He grabbed it and rushed to the door!

A life-or-death situation!

But cannon fodder has its own script. Just when Wen Shuang was one step away from the door and was about to escape, the sound of water stopped.

“Click—”

The bathroom door was ajar, and a beautiful arm with smooth muscular lines could be vaguely seen wrapped in steam. The direction was facing the main door, and Wen Shuang would definitely be discovered if she went there at this moment!

However, there was only one bed in the huge bedroom and there was no place to hide. In a flash, Wen Shuang's heart was in her throat. There happened to be a suit hanging on the wall next to her, surrounded by green plants. Wen Shuang gritted her teeth and crawled behind the suit, acting as a human clothes hanger.

Almost as soon as he entered, Xuanzhe came out.

There were extremely steady footsteps. Wen Shuang caught a glimpse of a white bath towel swaying from the corner of her eye. The other person must be drying their hair. Okay, keep walking forward. A real man shouldn't look back!

Xuanzhe didn't look back, he just took off his suit.

A feeling of relief came over her face, and Wen Shuang's eyes widened.

The King of Hell wanted him to die at three o'clock in the morning, but he stayed alive until five o'clock with the help of a hammer! No matter what, the plot must go on.