After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 2: He's a Nice Guy

Chapter 2: He's a Nice Guy

Xuanzhe is not blind.

Before, the room was dimly lit, and Wen Shuang was much smaller than him, so she was completely covered by his suit. Xuan Zhe was thinking about something and didn't notice it for a while, but when he took off his suit, he felt a warm breath on the back of his hand, and at that moment, the alarms in Xuan Zhe's body went off.

There was a person standing close to the wall. In order to hide successfully, Wen Shuang arranged himself into a formal outfit like a suit, which made him look weird and funny.

At this moment, the two of them stared at each other, and Wen Shuang even stopped breathing.

He was also able to see Xuan Zhe's appearance clearly. The description in the original text was too exaggerated, so every time Xuan Zhe appeared, Wen Shuang would imagine him as a nouveau riche wearing a big gold chain. In fact, it was not the case. Xuan Zhe was about 1.9 meters tall, with a well-proportioned and slender figure, taut muscles, and very explosive. Even someone like Wen Shuang who was not interested in figure thought he was very handsome. His face was very young, with sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes, and he was very heroic. Although everything was silent, one could vaguely see the surging stars under the dark night.

Suddenly, Xuanzhe narrowed his eyes.

This was like a signal. Wen Shuang's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his blood rushed to his head! He quickly thought of a solution and squeezed out an awkward yet polite smile. "I said I'm here to act as a human clothes hanger for you, free of charge. Do you believe me?"

Xuanzhe finally moved. He threw his suit on the bed, covered his lower body with a bathrobe, and tied a knot at his waist.

Wen Shuang thought he was going to hit her, and she was so scared that her features were out of place. She waved her hands repeatedly, "No, no, no! I'm very soft. I will cry for a long time if you hit me with this punch! Don't you hate people crying the most?"

This is how it was originally described! Xuanzhe would feel sick for a long time when he saw others crying.

Xuanzhe stared at him and asked in a low and sexy voice, "Do you think you are humorous?"

Wen Shuang didn't dare to open her eyes.

To be honest, it was quite terrifying to suddenly see a living person in the room, but in the past few years, there were many people who were sent to bed to please him. Xuan Zhe just thought that someone was not afraid of death and was repeating the same old trick, but now he felt something was wrong. In the past, those beauties, both men and women, all had seductive looks on their faces, unlike the one in front of him, whose expression could be described as "falling apart".

"How did you get in?" Xuanzhe asked.

Seeing that Xuanzhe had no intention of hitting anyone, Wen Shuang grew bolder and pulled out a black card from her pocket. On it was a simple Q-version portrait. Xuanzhe recognized it immediately and said through gritted teeth, "Jiang Suqing!"

Jiang Suqing is Xuan Zhe's good friend. The original description of this card is that Wen Shuang stole it from Jiang Suqing while he was drunk.

But Wen Shuang didn't say that he stole it, so in Xuanzhe's opinion, Jiang Suqing gave it to him. He is so bold. Just because he is nearly 28 years old and has no intention of falling in love, he can just randomly force someone into his life.

Xuan Zhe thought about this and looked at Wen Shuang with disgust. Just stuff it in, but stuff it in like this.

Wen Shuang saw Xuanzhe turn around to put on his shirt, and immediately moved towards the door, feeling the wall. She was one step away from the door handle for the second time, but heard Xuanzhe say coldly: "Did I let you go?"

Wen Shuang immediately stood up obediently and didn't say a word.

There was a rustling sound. Wen Shuang didn't dare to look around. Soon, a pair of straight legs came into view, wrapped in black pants. He was worthy of being the Long Aotian in the book. He looked good. Wen Shuang commented silently.

Xuanzhe looked at the man in front of him. He was only as tall as his shoulders, with black hair and black eyes. Of course, the most eye-catching thing was the red mole on his right ear, which was inconsistent with his cute appearance. But Xuanzhe always felt that once this man smiled, he would be a surprise to others.

Because of Xuanzhe's approach, Wen Shuang shuddered slightly, like a furry little quail.

It seemed that he was also quite frightened. Xuanzhe thought that Jiang Suqing was a well-known playboy. Although he had a good heart, he did things without considering the consequences because of the pampering at home. He might have thought that he would like this type of girl, so he dragged one here forcibly.

Jiang Suqing was unreasonable, but Xuanzhe said he took out a bank card from his wallet and was about to hand it to Wen Shuang when he saw the young man's body stiffen and then tremble uncontrollably. The next second, he fell down with his head tilted. There was a shoe cabinet next to him, and it was a big blow to bump into it. Xuanzhe saw that he didn't seem to be pretending, so he supported him.

Wen Shuang leaned in Xuan Zhe's arms, biting her lower lip with her pearly teeth, her face pale. Even so, he didn't say a word, only the red mole on his ear was scorching and intimidating.

Wen Shuang had a splitting headache as he was receiving the memories of his original body.

Wen Shuang is a poor boy in this world who came out of the mountains. When he saw the prosperity of the outside world for the first time, he was speechless for a long time. Once the three words "I'm afraid of being poor" were engraved in his bones, he was only one step away from falling into desire.

Originally, for Wen Shuang, getting into university meant a future; not only could he bring honor to his family, but he could also carve out a niche for himself. But once he entered the campus and saw those second-generation rich kids squandering money and being easily taken advantage of, he realized how naive his thoughts were. The distance between people was sometimes destined from birth, and even if he spent his entire life, he would never be able to bridge the gap. If he didn't climb up, he would be looked down upon and trampled upon. He didn't want to live like that for even a moment!

So Wen Shuang worked like a slave to break into the circle of the rich second generation. When he became a dog beside them, he used his good looks to hook a young man for the first time. After tasting the sweetness, he couldn't stop. He enjoyed the days without worrying about money. A big gambling feast was offered to him, and he would definitely be the winner.

In the hospital, Wen Shuang slowly opened his eyes. His soul completely accepted the past of his original body, but Wen Shuang really could not agree with this person's way of life.

There are countless fun things in life. There is no need to make yourself into a monster for some cold things. The original body was cautious step by step, but what was the result?

The book describes how he tried to seduce Xuan Zhe but failed, and was stripped naked and thrown out. Then he ran into his mortal enemy whom he had offended before, and his photos were taken and spread in the circle. His reputation was bad and he lived a life worse than death.

Why bother? Wen Shuang sighed.

Soon the nurse came in, removed the needle from Wen Shuang, and told him that he was fine and could go back and have a good rest. The medical bills had already been paid.

I didn’t expect Xuanzhe to be such a nice person.