After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 42: Selling Body Contract (Additional 4000+)

Chapter 42: Selling Body Contract (Additional 4000+)

Xuanzhe came out of the shower and saw the bulge in the quilt. He didn't rush over, but wiped his hair and watched quietly.

It's strange, this throbbing spreading from the heart and lungs is gentle yet strong, and in an instant it takes root deeply in every inch of the blood. Obviously there is one more person in life, occupying an important position, but it does not feel abrupt. Instead, it forces people to use all their patience to protect him well.

Hearing some movement behind her, but no one coming, Wen Shuang couldn't help but turn over, and then bumped into Xuan Zhe's smiling black eyes.

Wen Shuang had half of her face hidden in the quilt, but her eyes were still bright.

Xuanzhe frowned and walked over to pull him out of the quilt. "You haven't recovered from your cold yet, why are you holding it in?"

Wen Shuang subconsciously grabbed Xuan Zhe's wrist, and then the man exerted a little force and held his hand. The word "uncomfortable" sounded no different from usual at first, but the tenderness was clearly palpable.

Wen Shuang occasionally pretends to be stupid in order to make life less difficult. She is essentially a shameless person. At this moment, her whole body turned red as shrimp, and her other hand reached for the quilt. She always felt ashamed if she didn't cover herself with something.

Xuanzhe found it funny, "I'm sorry now, you clearly..."

"Okay!" Wen Shuang didn't want to recall at all!

Xuanzhe's gaze fixed on him, and something took shape in the black mist before quickly vanishing. He suddenly wanted to ask, "Who are you?"

It turned out that Wen Shuang's flattery was the norm, and it was good enough that she didn't get too close. She would never be so flustered by a kiss.

"Mr. Xuan..." Wen Shuang said softly.

"Hmm," Xuan Zhe raised his eyebrows: "What did you call me?" Even in such a situation, he still called him President Xuan. Those who didn't know would think that he was forcing his subordinates.

Wen Shuang was stunned for a moment, not knowing what she had gotten. She said weakly, "Dear."

Xuanzhe: “…”

The room was dead silent. Wen Shuang successfully stunned both of them with just three words.

Wen Shuang slept in the master bedroom that night. At first, he tossed and turned for a while. He was not used to the breathing of another person beside him. When he turned over for the third time, he was pulled into a strong embrace by a long arm. Xuan Zhe was not as calm as he looked. At least Wen Shuang felt that his heartbeat was quite fast. The familiar light fragrance was similar to sandalwood mixed with a hint of nicotine. It was unexpectedly pleasant. Wen Shuang savored it for a while, and his consciousness gradually became blurred. He didn't know when he fell asleep.

The next morning, Xuanzhe suddenly woke up from his dream and touched his side, but found nothing.

Wen Shuang got up forty minutes earlier than him and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. It was strange to say, because she had a slight fever yesterday afternoon, but after kissing Xuan Zhe for a while and sleeping all night, she woke up feeling refreshed. Her sick leave was originally scheduled to last for three days, but Wen Shuang could not stay any longer and planned to go to the company today.

Xuanzhe came out after washing up. As expected, the sound of pots and pans colliding was the most wonderful thing when he woke up in the morning.

Wen Shuang came out of the kitchen carrying porridge, and when she saw Xuan Zhe, she almost threw the bowl away.

Xuan Zhe changed into a sapphire blue shirt today, a color that would look tacky if not handled properly. President Xuan would not dress properly when he was in a lazy mood. The neckline was wide open, revealing his smooth muscle lines in the morning light. Hormones mixed with oxygen went straight into Wen Shuang's brain.

To be honest, even if there is no emotional foundation, I can lick Yan Wenshuang for the rest of my life!

Xuanzhe seduced her once before he buttoned up his clothes slowly and said, "Move in here."

Wen Shuang thought about it and shook her head: "I still have two months of rent to pay, I'll talk about it after I finish living here."

Xuanzhe was not satisfied: "I'll make it up to you." It felt so good to sleep in my arms last night.

"No more joking." Wen Shuang didn't want to continue this topic, "Come down for dinner."

He likes Xuan Zhe as a person, and it has nothing to do with his wealth or status. They have just started, and they need to proceed step by step. It is Wen Shuang's first time, and he can see that it is Xuan Zhe's first time as well. Being too close is not good, and distance creates beauty.

President Xuan ate breakfast with a sour face. Even though Wen Shuang prepared a special lunch for him, including his favorite mouth-watering chicken, he still didn't feel comfortable.

Cao Nanyu came to pick someone up and almost fell down when getting out of the car. His eyes kept roving between Wen Shuang and Xuan Zhe. Something was different... Cao Nanyu couldn't tell whether he was happy or sad, but he could clearly feel that the combined magnetic field between President Xuan and Wen Shuang was different. It was no longer the kind of relationship of sponsor and supported, but a very ordinary atmosphere between a young couple.

But this kind of common thing is extremely unusual when it happens to Xuanzhe!

"Did I bring my lunch?" Xuanzhe turned around and asked.

Wen Shuang put on her shoes and came out, "I brought them with me. You won't starve."

Xuanzhe opened the door of the back seat, but did not get in immediately. Instead, he moved sideways to let Wen Shuang get in first. Cao Nanyu saw it clearly through the rearview mirror. For some reason, he had already started chanting the mantra for rebirth in his heart, buzzing.

Wen Shuang pulled down the one who was most out of touch with the world. Unless Xuan Zhe let go, he would be tied to the man for the rest of his life.

Only after getting in the car did Wen Shuang have time to deal with the things on the Internet. The CP evolved. In the square, "Shuang Ning" and "Ning Shuang" were arguing fiercely, but they did not scold each other. Instead, they presented facts and examples very politely, and gently added a "Honey, look at this..." at the beginning of each sentence to try to persuade the other party to join their camp. Some extreme people even "sold their property" in order to win over others.

[As long as you join me in supporting Shuang Ning, XX limited edition mini skirt is 70% off! If you are interested, please private message me and show me the evidence that you were once "Ning Shuang" and now "Shuang Ning".]

Wen Shuang: “…”

Is it necessary? There's no way he and Jiang Ning can be together!

"Hmph." Mr. Xuan had a vision of 5.0. He glanced at him and snorted in disdain.

Wen Shuang immediately leaned on his shoulder and rubbed it, just to comfort him, and finally asked seriously: "What if these girls know that my boyfriend is you one day, will they ask me to pay you?"

Cao Nanyu almost stepped on the accelerator and rushed out of the overpass!

Xuanzhe's mouth twitched suspiciously, but he suppressed it fiercely. "Young people's CPs come and go quickly, so don't take it seriously."

Wen Shuang responded, but she was still worried seeing the fans' reaction. It wasn't that she was worried about them, but about herself. Xuanzhe was a jealous person, so she had to be careful not to let him drown himself.

Last night, Zhu Lian asked Wen Shuang to repost a Weibo post in which Jiang Ning expressed how pleasant it was to work with Wen Shuang. The words between the lines expressed that the two were good friends. Originally, Jiang Ning's agent planned to take advantage of this wave to achieve a win-win situation, and then come out to clarify once the wind showed signs of reversal, but Jiang Ning was unwilling to do so. Good friends are good friends, and it is boring to mix these things. Wen Shuang did not respond last night, which led to a lot of negative comments. Everyone speculated that the relationship between the two was not as good as it seemed on the screen, that Jiang Ning was forcing people or that Wen Shuang was getting carried away.

Wen Shuang V: [Thank you all for your love. I've been sick and in bed for the past few days, so I didn't make it to the end of the show last night. I'm so happy to be working with Jiang Ning. We have a very close relationship, but we're just friends!]

Almost immediately after posting, the phone went into vibrate mode. Jiang Ning, who must have been browsing Weibo, quickly commented, "It's still not done yet. You've taken so long."

Wen Shuang: [I'm fine today, back to work.]

Jiang Ning responded with an "OK" gesture.

The comment section was exciting, with fans of Wen Shuang's mother and sister yelling, "Shuang, take care of yourself, mommy loves you," "Take your medicine well, don't make your sister worry!" and so on. CP fans also heard the news and came to occupy the high ground immediately.

You both went into the bathroom together and stayed there for over ten minutes. When you came out, Jiang Ning's mouth was red, but you were just brothers. Doghead.jpg

We understand, we understand. Don't worry, Wenzi. We're just keeping this to ourselves and won't bring it up.

But I really want to know what they do in the bathroom!

Wen Shuang: “…” No, you don’t want to know. If you knew, the production team would eat me.

Zhu Lian had his bonus deducted but was in a good mood. Wen Shuang only found out when she arrived at the company that he had been transferred. Now that his net worth has doubled, it is not right for him to continue to be a small employee in the Propaganda Department. So she went with Zhu Lian to the artist area of ​​the Quanyi Building. Unless they have a pass, ordinary people cannot get in here.

Wen Shuang and Zhu Lian came out of the elevator and met Chen Zong who came to report to the company.

Chen Zong had a stern face. He just nodded to Wen Shuang, then said "Hello, Sister Zhu" and left.

Chen Zong's popularity has decreased in recent episodes. The audience thinks that he has done too many outrageous things, and Chen Zong himself has also come to terms with it. It is inevitable for Wen Shuang to enter the entertainment industry, but I don't know how long he can stay, and some people don't know whether they will let him stay.

Zheng Yuanfei blocked Zhu Lian on the road. He was still dressed in a handsome manner and looked irritable like Long Aotian. Wen Shuang immediately stepped back, leaving them with ample space to talk.

Zheng Yuanfei had originally prepared a lot of words to expel Wen Shuang, but he didn't expect that the other party was so tactful. He didn't know where to vent his anger for a while, and his heart and lungs ached slightly.

Zheng Yuanfei glanced at Wen Shuang, who was so angry that she wanted to stand at the edge of the sky. He gritted his teeth and endured it, then questioned Zhu Lian: "Sister Zhu, we clearly agreed..."

"I didn't agree," Zhu Lian interrupted. "I didn't agree to not bring Wen Shuang with you. Although our company's agents can usually only manage three artists, it's not impossible for me to ask the higher-ups for permission. I can also take over as Lu Li, so you can still be together."

"No!" Zheng Yuanfei refused without a second thought, "We can't let Lu Li and Wen Shuang stay together. Wen Shuang is a person with bad intentions!"

As a hidden fan of Wen Shuang, Zhu Lian was immediately displeased. "No, how could you see that Wen Shuang had bad intentions? He and Lu Li are developing in completely different directions, and there is very little competition for resources. What else are you worried about? Chen Zong is also my artist, but you can only see him a few times a month. I know you have a bright future, but don't exclude others because of this. After all, we are all Quanyi's artists."

Zheng Yuanfei was almost blown away by Zhu Lian's words. What did he mean by "exclude dissidents"? What kind of tricks did Wen Shuang use now? Why did they all act like they were possessed by demons?

"Sister Zhu." Zheng Yuanfei took a deep breath. Perhaps he had been provoked or something, his tone darkened. "If you insist on taking over Wen Shuang, then I can only find a new agent."

Zheng Yuanfei is currently on the rise, and many agents want him. He doesn't believe that Zhu Lian would sacrifice the big one to save the small one.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Lian nodded and said sympathetically, "Okay, you decide. I'll take care of Wen Shuang anyway."

Zheng Yuanfei: ""

Zhu Lian turned around and waved to Wen Shuang: "Shuang'er"

"I'm coming!" Wen Shuang quickly put away her phone. The smile on her face had not completely disappeared, and it was full of joy. She was a little dazzled by the sunlight.

Zheng Yuanfei saw it clearly, and his heart skipped a beat for no reason. Wen Shuang had someone she liked again. This realization made him feel a little disdainful for no reason. Zheng Yuanfei still remembered the piety and obsession in Wen Shuang's eyes when she confessed to him for the first time. It was unique, so how could she fall in love with someone else in a short period of time? Including the words she said to Xuan Zhe at the door of Quan Yi last time, Zheng Yuanfei felt that Wen Shuang did it on purpose. After all, such means were not once or twice. He wondered if he was not tired of acting like this every day.

Wen Shuang was just messaging Xuan Zhe, who asked if he needed any help. With just one word from Wen Shuang, he would immediately quit the show and return to the publicity department to continue his retirement life. But Wen Shuang refused. Zhu Lian cared so much, and there were so many expectant fans, so he had to give an explanation.

Wen Shuang didn't even look at Zheng Yuanfei, also to avoid too much contact with the protagonist and stepping on some minefields, but I don't offend others, but they want to offend me. Just as they passed by, Zheng Yuanfei suddenly said in a cold voice: "Lu Li is coming back, put away those little thoughts of yours!"

Wen Shuang really endured it again and again, but in the end she couldn't help it, rolled her eyes, and said sincerely: "Mr. Zheng, do you think you are particularly charming?"

Compared to Xuanzhe, you are just a younger brother! Wen Shuang roared in her heart.

Zheng Yuanfei felt uncomfortable being asked, "What do you mean?"

"No..." Wen Shuang tried to speak calmly, "From now on, I will never disturb you and Lu Li. Let's go our separate ways, okay?"

"That would be better." Zheng Yuanfei said coldly and walked away with his chin raised.

Damn, I’m so mad! Wen Shuang gritted his teeth in his heart. When he first read the original novel, he really wanted to kick Zheng Yuanfei in the face, but now he felt that one kick was not enough to satisfy his anger.

Wen Shuang went to Zhu Lian's office. At noon, Zhu Lian came in with a happy face. "There's a dinner party tonight. I'll take you to meet some big producers. Actually, someone contacted me when you first appeared. They wanted you to audition for a role, but I thought it was too early and didn't agree. Of course, it depends on you. Do you want to go?"

Facing Zhu Lian's hopeful eyes, Wen Shuang couldn't say no, "I'll listen to Sister Zhu."

"Okay, you stay with me for now. The legal department will send the contract over soon. If you find anything inappropriate, we can discuss and revise it."

There was nothing to negotiate. When Wen Shuang got the contract, he saw that his salary had increased several times on the original basis, not including endorsement fees and advertising fees. He would earn more money by appearing on two more variety shows. The dream of buying a house seemed to be getting closer all of a sudden. He was still not reassured, so he took a photo of the things and sent it to Xuan Zhe, completely forgetting that the wool comes from the sheep. He is Quan Yi's artist, and Quan Yi's biggest boss is his boyfriend.

Xuanzhe: [No problem, sign it.]

It’s just a contract of sale anyway, Mr. Xuan thought.