After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 45 What nonsense!

Chapter 45 What nonsense!

Tang Li originally wanted to use a small effort to target Wen Shuang, but he never expected that Xuan Zhe would not buy it at all. He did not have the courage to try a second time, so he left in shame with his head down.

Zheng Yuanfei and Lu Li followed closely behind.

Lu Li's expression was somewhat unexpected. He had indeed been targeted by his original body and was instinctively afraid. He also knew that Wen Shuang should have been despised by everyone. However, looking at President Xuan's attitude, he seemed to take it very seriously.

The door closed and the office fell silent. Without waiting for Xuanzhe to speak, Wen Shuang took two steps forward and hugged him.

Although it was Wen Shuang who pursued Xuan Zhe on the surface, the young man was rarely so proactive. There was a bit of indulgence after being terrified, like a child who was afraid of losing something he loved.

"What's wrong?" Xuanzhe gently stroked Wen Shuang's back, feeling a little distressed.

After a moment, Wen Shuang said, "Do you think Lu Li is good?"

Xuanzhe frowned slightly, "Answer me a question first. The Lu Li you are asking about is the one Tang Li just brought here."

Wen Shuang: “…Yeah.”

Xuanzhe was a little puzzled: "Why do I think Lu Li is so good?"

Because he is the protagonist! A heartthrob!! Wen Shuang roared in her heart, but muttered: "He is handsome, has a good personality, and never makes things difficult for others. Well... anyway, he is good in every aspect." This is roughly how it is described in the original text.

Xuanzhe couldn't stand it any longer. He lifted Wen Shuang's chin slightly and looked at him seriously. "I think you really need to see an ophthalmologist."

Wen Shuang: “…” Okay, I’m not worried anymore, and I’m even a little angry.

"He has a delicate appearance at best, not even close to being good-looking." Xuanzhe pinched the red mole on the young man's right earlobe, thinking that you are the best-looking. "Whether his personality is good or not has nothing to do with me, and as for being good in all aspects, there is no question of it. Wen Shuang..." He approached gently, "What are you worried about?"

Wen Shuang's eyes dodged, "I'm just afraid that you'll fall in love with someone else."

"Nonsense." Xuanzhe stared at him, "Quanyi has many artists, but you only care so much about Lu Li."

Wen Shuang: "..." Do you have to be so sensitive?

"I..." Wen Shuang had just experienced a thrilling event. After she recovered, her brain was a little unclear and she couldn't find a suitable excuse for a while.

"Okay." Xuanzhe stopped talking and said, "Talk to me when you want to."

He always knew that Wen Shuang had many secrets, and he was willing to wait.

Wen Shuang hugged Xuanzhe's waist tightly and rubbed his chest fiercely, "You are so nice."

Wen Shuang asked Zhu Lian for leave and did not go downstairs. Instead, she lay down in the cubicle wrapped in a quilt. Xuan Zhe was working on the computer beside her, with the blue sky outside the window behind him. Wen Shuang blinked very slowly, thinking to herself, he is worthy of being my boyfriend. The halo of the protagonist is useless.

Lu Li made a high-profile comeback, with the golden edge of returning from studying abroad. Fans were already looking forward to it, and seeing this, their tails were even more lifted up in the sky. It was on three hot searches, one of which was Zheng Yuanfei reposting Lu Li's Weibo with the words "Welcome Back" and a hug emoticon. The two of them had been rumored to be in a relationship before, and the relationship between the fans of both sides has always been good. With this episode, they sang and danced in the square, and their CP was flying.

At this moment, a marketing account with 100,000 followers suddenly broke a piece of news, revealing that a very popular newcomer had pursued Zheng Yuanfei in various ways, and was not as innocent as what appeared on the screen. The sniper range was too small, and within ten minutes, the name "Wen Shuang" appeared frequently.

Wen Shuang's fans were suddenly cueed and looked confused: Ah

The marketing account made a very reasonable argument, and some passers-by or black fans who followed the trend immediately jumped out.

I've always felt that Wen Shuang's character was a bit contrived. The previous recordings were probably arranged by the production team. Otherwise, how could someone be so lucky to discover something that others couldn't? It's like he was cheating.

I've never been attracted to Wen Shuang's face, but now that I think about it, I feel like the word "pretend" is written all over his face.

Seeing the trend, the marketing account immediately pinned the article to the top, allowing the situation to ferment.

The entertainment industry has always been like this. Regardless of whether you have done anything wrong or not, being "famous" is the original sin. Wen Shuang inadvertently blocked the way of countless people.

In less than an hour, #闻爽# and #郑远飞# became trending searches one after another, and the number of comments below increased rapidly. No matter how good Wen Shuang's momentum was, she could never be a match for Zheng Yuanfei. The difference in their fan base was dozens of times. For those who were toxic fans and supporters of the "Zheng Lu CP", Wen Shuang was no different from a "mistress" who suddenly squeezed in.

What's going on? They celebrated Wen Shuang and then started to show off their presence. This isn't the way to ride on the popularity.

[Some people, if they want to be famous, please be selective about who they are with. Those who understand the relationship between Zheng Yuanfei and Lu Li will understand.]

[Just saying, you're so jealous of others' happiness that you have a dark mind.]

Wen Shuang's hot-tempered fans occasionally quarreled with these people, but their firepower was not enough and they were pinned to the ground with ridicule.

Someone took action at the critical moment.

Jiang Ning V: [Hiss~ With my relationship with Wen Shuang, I haven't heard that he's pursuing anyone.] Actually, I know, but I can't reveal it, sob~

Jiang Ning's agent rushed from the first floor to the nineteenth floor. If his assistant hadn't stopped him, he would have almost lost his mind and ran up the stairs to grab the phone.

Of course, by the time he got in the elevator and wanted to order Jiang Ning to delete his Weibo post, it was too late. In just three minutes, the post was retweeted over 10,000 times. Upon hearing the news, "Shuang Ning" and the "Ning Shuang" fans came out and immediately opposed Zheng Yuanfei's fans.

"I'm just surprised. Are there so many people with mental disabilities these days? Someone can turn into a gun and start firing at you. It makes you look like you have a big mouth. What if it's a misunderstanding? Will you guys apologize afterwards?"

What apology? Aren't Zheng Yuanfei's fans notorious for being stubborn? Two years ago, Lu Li got into a fight with a celebrity on a variety show, and Zheng Yuanfei personally intervened. What a show of brotherly love! Fans then swarmed him and cyberbullied him for three days! They lashed out for a week! But then the leaked footage showed Lu Li falling down the stairs on his own; the celebrity didn't even touch him. Did he apologize afterwards? No.

As soon as these words were spoken, the incident of Zheng Yuanfei "going to great lengths for his blue-eyed boyfriend" was brought up again. At that time, Lu Li was injured, and Zheng Yuanfei was probably concerned and confused. Anyway, after hearing what a few staff members at the scene who were trying to sow discord said, he immediately made a male artist a hot topic. The other party's situation was similar to Wen Shuang's current situation. He originally had good development prospects, but after this incident, his resources were affected and he gradually disappeared.

"Oh, I get it. Zheng Yuan is not the crown prince of the entertainment industry. Don't offend him. Unless you want to be "banned," you should have said so earlier. I respectfully invite Your Majesty to ascend the throne! Hetui!"

[I don't think anyone is targeting Wen Shuang. I really like this artist.]

【The truth above is revealed. 】

Zhu Lian was just about to call Xuan Zhe to inform him, but things took a completely unexpected turn.

"Wow, he really has the physique of a koi fish." Zhu Lian sighed. Generally speaking, in this situation, unless they are big stars, ordinary artists will be bullied to death by Zheng Yuanfei.

The PR person looked at Zhu Lian in confusion, "What's going on? You hired some online influencers, and we haven't even sent out the press release yet."

Zhu Lian shook his head: "No..."

***

Lu Li was browsing the comments online, his brows furrowed deeper and deeper. The dim blue light shone on his face, revealing a gloom that was completely inconsistent with his usual look.

When the male artist was wronged, Lu Li did not come forward to explain immediately because he was sleeping in the hospital bed. He wanted to make amends afterwards, but Zheng Yuanfei said it was not necessary, so he did not take it to heart. Lu Li has always believed in his lover and never expected that this would become a black spot.

And then there is…

How long has it been since he left? How come Wen Shuang's popularity has suddenly become so high?

"Don't look at it." Zheng Yuanfei took Lu Li's phone and rubbed his cheek with his hand. "I can handle it. Trust me."

Lu Li sighed and returned to his usual gentle and harmless self. "These people really are... They don't know the truth."

"Isn't that the case on the Internet?" Zheng Yuanfei sneered.

When Wen Shuang rubbed his eyes and woke up, the marketing account had already deleted the Weibo post. The comments online were half and half, so he had won without any effort.

Wen Shuang stared at the phone for a long time and felt that she couldn't just sit there and wait for death.

Jiang Ning has already gotten involved, so he must make a statement.

Wen Shuang told Zhu Lian and also posted on Weibo.

Wen Shuang V: [What nonsense!]

Zhu Lian: "..." I thought you were going to write a touching essay, that's it!

Wen Shuang's fans were originally angry, but when they saw these four words, they burst out laughing.

【Wen cub is so cute!】

[Extended translation of nonsense: I don’t know him! I’ve never pursued him! Get down on my feet!]

Wen Shuang was not afraid of what Zheng Yuanfei said. Zheng Yuanfei cared about Lu Li's feelings the most. In the past, he wanted to cut off all ties with the original body, fearing that he would never be able to get rid of it if he got involved in it. He would never come out to confront her at this time.

Wen Shuang guessed right about this. Zheng Yuanfei's face changed when he saw his Weibo. He gritted his teeth and endured it for a long time, but had to give up.

As long as they drew a clear line today, if someone used this to make a fuss someday, Wen Shuang would have enough reason to turn black into white. He finally understood that as the cannon fodder of this book, he couldn't have the slightest relationship with the protagonist, the top or the bottom!

Evening at Qingzhu Villa.

Wen Shuang finished dealing with the online things, threw her phone away, rolled over and rolled into Xuan Zhe's arms. Xuan Zhe was looking at the report, so he took the opportunity to hug her up and said, "You really don't need my help."

"Look, I've taken care of it all." Wen Shuang is not the type of person who can be bullied. When it's time to fight back, he will not show any mercy.

Xuanzhe's fingertips gently rubbed circles on Wen Shuang's shoulders, a look of leisure and satisfaction. Drawing a clear line meant that there was no place for Zheng Yuanfei in his heart. For this reason, if Wen Shuang wanted to blow Zheng Yuanfei up, Xuanzhe would personally start the fire.

Quanyi does not lack a Zheng Yuanfei. These artists are sometimes praised too highly by their fans and become too complacent. They simply cannot imagine how easy it is for an entertainment company to create a god.

"There's an auction tomorrow night, come with me." Xuanzhe whispered.

Wen Shuang didn't hesitate: "Okay."

At the charity auction, some people wanted fame while others wanted collections. Xuanzhe donated a considerable sum of money and was treated like a guest of honor.

There was a small banquet before the auction officially started. Everyone was dressed in gorgeous clothes and had perfect smiles. Wen Shuang was eating pastries in the corner.

Cao Nanyu also followed today. He stood next to Xuan Zhe and saw President Xuan finally look at Wen Shuang. He thought to himself, oh my god, you finally realized that he was embarrassing us.

Xuanzhe whispered, "Bring another portion over. I feel like Wen Shuang isn't having enough."

Cao Nanyu: “…”

Li Junshan was also present at this event today. The young master still had an air of "bringing down the world" and looked at everyone with his chin raised. He was originally more than ten meters away from Wen Shuang, but then he walked closer and closer, and finally knocked on the table in front of Wen Shuang with one hand: "Stop eating, can we have some dignity?"

"Can't I eat it?" Wen Shuang said as she stuffed another one into her mouth. "Xuan Zhe didn't call me. He even asked Assistant Cao to bring me another plate. Do you want to eat it?"

Li Junshan: "..." This sentence contained a lot of information, and he didn't react for a while.

Li Junshan's attitude towards Wen Shuang has changed a little, mainly because this person has spared no effort to help Yu Feng. If he was just doing it for show, he wouldn't have to suffer all the grievances before. Now that Yu Feng's career has improved greatly and is on the right track, Wen Shuang has not been seen asking for credit, but staying away from him.

Wen Shuang was mainly afraid that Yu Feng would suddenly punch him.

This sudden change happened to hit what Young Master Li liked most, which was loyalty. He suddenly felt complicated and didn't want to pay attention to Wen Shuang, but he couldn't control his legs when he saw her.

"Do you know that Yu Feng's mother has woken up?" Li Junshan asked.

Wen Shuang paused, then nodded: "I know." He had been paying attention to the situation at the hospital.

These words stopped Li Junshan again. He actually saw some sincerity in Wen Shuang's silence.

Li Junshan had nothing to say, and finally snorted coldly, "Hmph!"

"snort!"

Li Junshan: “Yeah.”

He and Wen Shuang turned their heads at the same time and saw a man standing three meters away. He was tall and handsome, with a face full of disdain and cold eyes.

Wen Shuang gently nudged Li Junshan: "Your enemy"

Li Junshan denied it: "Zhong Ming and I have never had a close relationship, so where did the grudge come from?"

Wen Shuang's face changed slightly, "Zhong Mingming remembered the Ming"

Li Junshan was amused. "How come you know all this and you're planning to raise fish?"

Wen Shuang suddenly felt that the cake in her hand was not fragrant anymore. Zhong Ming, the third most important supporting character in the original novel who knelt at Lu Li's knees. If Wen Shuang simply disliked Zheng Yuanfei, then her feelings towards Zhong Ming were a mixture of contempt and admiration. To put it bluntly, this man was an unprecedented, unprecedented, and extremely bizarre... bootlicker.

There's a scene in the original story that Wen Shuang remembers vividly. After Lu Li earnestly expresses his love for Zheng Yuanfei, Zhong Ming finally comes to his senses. He stops being Lu Li's sycophant and instead embraces his love for Zheng Yuanfei, turning him from a love rival into a "brother." For a while, Lu Li and Zheng Yuanfei joined the same film crew, and Zhong Ming brought them food. He still remembers Zheng Yuanfei's spicy and green onion-filled dish...

Later, when the two of them traveled abroad, Zhong Ming booked the plane tickets several times and also made the travel guide.

Wen Shuang couldn't figure out what this brother was trying to do.

When Zhong Ming came over, Li Junshan naturally greeted him, "Hello, Brother Zhong."

Zhong Ming nodded, his cold gaze falling on Wen Shuang.

Wen Shuang was still immersed in the plot and couldn't help herself, and she directly called out the nickname given to Zhong Ming by the readers, "Hello, Brother Gou."

Zhong Ming: ""

Li Junshan: "..." You're so fierce, brother!

Wen Shuang: "..." What a fucking plot!