After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 55 You are single, you have the final say

Chapter 55 You are single, you have the final say

Xuan Zhe had already imagined all the worst possibilities on the way here. Tang Weisheng had a gloomy temperament and had shown signs of it since childhood. Although he later learned to hide his thoughts, he could not hide it from him. Wen Shuang was a blank slate, and if she faced Tang Weisheng, she would be skinned alive.

However……

The scene of Wen Shuang lying on the ground with Tang Weisheng's pants stripped off was enough to make people imagine something bad, but Xuan Zhe didn't think that way. He even noticed Tang Weisheng's underwear as soon as he made sure that Wen Shuang's clothes were intact and she had no external injuries. It has to be said that people are influenced by bad company.

But Xuanzhe didn't expect that Tang Weisheng would be so ashamed and angry that he wanted to commit suicide.

Although this is the third floor, the actual first floor is used as a lobby, so it is actually the fourth floor. It is normal to lose arms and legs if you fall down.

Because Tang Weisheng's pants were still around his ankles, he almost fell down when he walked vigorously for the first time, but his two "enemies" were behind him. He did not fall down with his tenacious perseverance. Then he pulled up his pants, tied his belt decently, pulled open the curtains, pushed the window and climbed up in one go.

"Oh" Wen Shuang was shocked.

Xuanzhe shouted, "Get down!"

Tang Weisheng paused for only half a second, then thought of everything that had just happened and suddenly made up his mind to jump.

Xuanzhe was far away, but Wen Shuang reacted quickly. She got up and rushed to the window. Tang Weisheng had just stretched one foot into the air when he was pulled back with great force. At this time, Xuanzhe also arrived, and the two of them worked together to get Tang Weisheng back to the room.

Xuanzhe took Tang Weisheng and shoved him hard towards his seat, cursing, "What the hell are you doing?"

Tang Weisheng staggered two steps and fell to the ground, looking very dazed, as if all his hopes in life had been destroyed.

Xuanzhe looked back at his quail curiously and asked, "What else did you do?"

Wen Shuang said innocently, "I didn't do anything."

As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Weisheng looked at him dully, with a hint of accusation in his eyes.

Xuanzhe: “…”

Wen Shuang: “…”

The suicide attempt failed, and Tang Weisheng gradually recovered from the severe blow. He nodded lightly, with an attitude of "If I don't die, we will all die together." Tang Weisheng suddenly looked at Xuan Zhe, "Do you know that Wen Shuang signed a contract with me? Do you want to follow me?"

Wen Shuang's heart sank. She didn't even dare to look at Xuan Zhe's expression and retorted, "I didn't even know Xuan Zhe when he signed!"

"He," Tang Weisheng sneered, "you've cleared yourself of all blame."

Xuanzhe: "..." This sentence is confirmed.

"I know, what's wrong?" Xuanzhe said indifferently.

Actually, I don't know. After all, this matter was carried out in secret. Xuanzhe asked Cao Nanyu to investigate it roughly. It is impossible to be comprehensive, but it doesn't matter if there is any. It was signed by the former "Wen Shuang". What does it have to do with his quail?

However, his indifferent "I know" completely wiped the blood off Wen Shuang's face.

The backs of their hands accidentally touched each other, and Xuanzhe found that Wen Shuang's body temperature was frighteningly cold.

"What's wrong?" Xuan Zhe suddenly grabbed the hand, not caring about dealing with Tang Weisheng, and first checking Wen Shuang's expression.

The heat in the palm of his hand spread to his heart, making Wen Shuang suddenly feel that the man didn't care at all, but how could he not care? He opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything.

Tang Weisheng curled his lips slightly, this is right.

Xuanzhe knew what Wen Shuang was thinking at a glance, and immediately rubbed the young man's cheek helplessly, whispering: "It's not a big deal."

Wen Shuang: ""

Tang Weisheng: “”

Tang Weisheng thought Xuanzhe didn't hear clearly, so he emphasized, "Wen Shuang and I have a contract. As long as I sign it..."

"Where's the contract?" Xuanzhe interrupted coldly, "Hand it over."

Tang Weisheng never expected Xuanzhe's indulgence towards Wen Shuang to such an extent. He was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "Why should I give it to you?"

Xuan Zhe's eyes grew colder. "I don't think you took my words to heart. You haven't signed the contract yet, and even if you did, what good would that do? Tang Weisheng, if you don't want Tang Wansu to face an unbearable hardship in the Xuan family, and if you don't want your uncle's businesses to fail, then you'd better not go against me."

The fire in Tang Weisheng's eyes suddenly went out. Yes, how could he be Xuanzhe's opponent?

When he was a child, Tang Wansu brought him to the Xuan family. The beautiful garden and the luxurious old house were things that had never appeared in his poor world. In addition to being surprised, Tang Weisheng was more afraid of the unknown. However, his mother did not seem to notice his embarrassment, but was immersed in the joy of being the hostess.

"Shengsheng, this is your brother." Tang Wansu suddenly said.

Tang Weisheng raised his head and saw the overly delicate little boy standing at the stairs. Xuanzhe was favored by God. Even though he was still young, he was like a luminous body. For some reason, Tang Weisheng suddenly felt a strong emotion, which tormented him for more than ten years.

When children are young, they always like to worship heroes.

The children around all followed Xuanzhe's lead, but Xuanzhe was very cold. Except for Jiang Suqing, whom he had known since he was wearing open-crotch pants, no one would give him a good face, especially Tang Weisheng.

When Tang Weisheng grew up a little, he finally understood some of the rumors.

Oh, it turns out he is the mistress’s child.

Since his mother's existence destroyed Xuanzhe's parents' marriage, it is reasonable for him to hate himself.

But sometimes when it was late at night and everyone was asleep, Tang Weisheng couldn't help but wonder what he had done wrong.

Ever since he could remember, he and Tang Wansu had been living in a one-bedroom apartment. Xuan Zhong would visit them several times a month, but it was more like completing a task than visiting them, because if Tang Wansu didn't come, she would cry and make a fuss, making endless trouble. She even made Tang Weisheng cry several times to deceive Xuan Zhong, and their identities were more like sewer rats that were afraid to see the light. Tang Weisheng still remembered what Xuan Zhong said when Tang Wansu said that there were too many things at home and she hoped to move to another house.

"Just be content. This place is remote and hard to find. If anyone finds out, I'm done for!"

It really is something that cannot be seen in public.

Although the one-bedroom apartment is crowded, Tang Weisheng is very content.

The emptiness and hatred began to grow little by little after he came to the Xuan family. "Illegitimate child" and "child of a mistress" were labels that followed Tang Weisheng even after Tang Wansu took the position of the mistress of the Xuan family. Even when he went to the same aristocratic kindergarten as Xuan Zhe, the little kid understood the so-called social customs and threw away Xuan Zhe's textbooks and broke his pencils in order to please him.

Tang Weisheng always thought that it was Xuanzhe's intention, but gradually he realized that Xuanzhe didn't take them mother and son seriously at all. He was like dust under his feet, and there was no need for him to lower his head to look at him.

It turns out that the greater torture than targeting is being ignored.

If only I had never come to this world, Tang Weisheng thought.

Noticing once again that Wen Shuang was the other party's messy past, Tang Weisheng had no interest in what kind of partner Xuan Zhe would find, but he always felt that he would not be such a person. Intervention would only be responsible for those ridiculous emotions in his childhood.

"You are blind." Tang Weisheng said coldly.

Xuanzhe said bluntly, "You are blind."

Wen Shuang had recovered from her shock recently. She was certain Xuan Zhe would never get angry with her or even break up with her because of the contract. She puffed up her wings again. Knowing that Tang Weisheng meant Xuan Zhe was blind to fall for her, Wen Shuang was not angry at all. She said magnanimously, "You are wearing SpongeBob SquarePants. You have the final say."

Tang Weisheng: “…”

Aaaaaaah!!!

Tang Weisheng jumped up and rushed out.

Xuan Zhe was amused by this scene. Tang Weisheng always looked half-dead, and the first time he was driven crazy was by Wen Shuang.

"You are so awesome." Xuanzhe touched the young man's chin.

"Hiss..." Wen Shuang gasped, feeling the pain belatedly. He had pulled Tang Weisheng's belt and accidentally stripped his pants, causing him to fall to the ground with his chin first. Now that the alarm was lifted, Wen Shuang's grievances came out all at once. He moved closer and motioned Xuanzhe to let him see, "Is it red and painful?"

Xuanzhe pulled Wen Shuang to sit on a chair, pinched it gently and examined it carefully, "There is no bleeding, it looks fine. Is it painful? No, let's go to the hospital."

"No, no." Wen Shuang hugged Xuan Zhe's waist and took a deep breath of his scent. She felt that all her souls and spirits that had drifted away in the past two days had returned to their places.

It was rare for him to be so proactive. Xuanzhe was slightly stunned and smiled. "That day at the old house, Tang Weisheng threatened you with the contract."

"Yeah." Wen Shuang replied sullenly.

"Why not say it?"

"Scared." Wen Shuang rubbed her face, afraid of losing, too scared.

Xuanzhe gently stroked his back and said, "I came to see Tang Weisheng today because of the contract."

"I want to see if I can get it back."

"Then why did you pull down his pants?" Xuanzhe frowned, somewhat dissatisfied.

Wen Shuang's ability to sense danger was extraordinary, and she immediately went along with him, "Accident, I'm fine with pulling his pants off, but he's not as handsome as you, and his figure isn't as good as yours. If I were to pull it off, it would be your pants."

Xuanzhe raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, let's see who can strip whom tonight."

Wen Shuang hasn't had enough sleep these days and her complexion isn't very good, but the biggest hidden danger has dissipated. She's been very energetic lately. She came out of the club holding Xuanzhe's arm and said she was hungry.

Xuanzhe: "What do you want to eat?"

"Japanese food."

After receiving the message from President Xuan that the meeting was cancelled, Cao Nanyu complained bitterly, thinking to herself, "President Xuan, your beauty is ruining the country, don't you know?"

Half an hour later, Wen Shuang was contentedly eating sashimi, which was delicious when dipped in mustard sauce, while her boyfriend peeled shrimp for her. Life was wonderful!

Seeing Xuanzhe staring at his phone screen, Wen Shuang finally rewarded herself and took the time to ask, "Work?"

"No, Weibo." Xuanzhe said indifferently.

Wen Shuang shuddered inexplicably, the tone was so cold.

Is there anything good on Weibo? Wen Shuang also opened her phone.

The first thing she saw was the hot search: #幽冥錄CP#, with nearly 100,000 comments below. Wen Shuang was a little confused. Whose CP was this? Isn’t “幽冥錄” the play directed by Zhang Dong? Since she also participated in it, Wen Shuang clicked on it.

They are all animated images, which are obviously leaked trailers. Due to compression, the image quality is a bit blurry, and you have no idea what they are unless you click on them.

"Hasn't it only been filmed for one-third? How come the trailers are already out?" Wen Shuang took the sashimi sushi, tapped it with his little finger, and then continued eating.

The adult male protagonist finished practicing sword and looked back at his master. The young man in white nodded and smiled, and bamboo leaves fluttered around him. The artistic conception was rich, and the small interactions between the master and the apprentice overflowed through the screen.

"Cough cough cough..." Wen Shuang was suddenly choked.

No, the so-called CP is this pair of CP!

What's wrong with this generation of netizens? They can laugh at everything.

The subsequent animated pictures are all about the Immortal Yun Lan and the male protagonist. Although Cui Jin is approaching thirty, he has been well maintained and has always looked young. The black tights make him look very young. Although Wen Shuang plays the role of the master, because he is too close to the image of the original, his temperament is slightly suppressed, and a bunch of book fans are shouting "Master is alive". "Records of the Underworld" is not a BG article in the traditional sense. The world view is very grand, and the love affairs of children are ranked at the end. As a result, after the book became popular, CPs were mixed up, and there have always been many people who like the master and the male protagonist.

"Did you guys use so much eye contact when filming?" Xuanzhe suddenly asked, then put the half-peeled shrimp back into the bowl, straightened up, and lost his mood.

Wen Shuang was also a little unhappy because the first release was from the official Weibo account of the TV series, which was suspected to be hype, and the drama had indeed become popular before it was aired.

"I'll shoot whatever Director Zhang Dong says," Wen Shuang explained patiently. "It makes no difference to me whether the person standing opposite me is Cui Jin or not."

This little mouth is sweet.

Xuanzhe was appeased, but he still held his head high. "If I asked you to make our relationship public now, would you be willing?"

Generally, artists with good momentum would not announce it at this critical juncture. Some married people would keep it secret. However, Wen Shuang handed the phone to Xuan Zhe and said, "Go to my Weibo and say whatever you want."

Xuanzhe: “…” He stopped being angry and continued peeling.

Wen Shuang finished half a plate of shrimp and carefully looked at Xuanzhe's face, "You really don't want to announce it?"

"No need." Xuanzhe saw that there was sauce on the corner of his mouth and took a piece of paper to wipe it clean for him.

But Xuanzhe still asked the public relations department to remove him from the hot search.

It's not something that others would think is possible. There are many people in the circle who keep young celebrities. They can hype it up as much as they want, as long as they don't mess around in real life. However, Xuanzhe thinks that's not possible. Those are purely financial relationships. Even if there is a little friendship mixed in, they will still fall out when it comes to choosing interests. He and Wen Shuang have real feelings for each other. He has invested all his life's efforts in Wen Shuang and can't afford to lose.

The two returned to Qingzhou Villa, and as soon as they entered, Wen Shuang pushed Xuanzhe against the door.

President Xuan: "This is going against the will of heaven."

"Xuanzhe." Wen Shuang's head rested lightly on the man's chest. It wasn't even dark yet, the sunset glow was brilliant, and the remaining sunlight fell on the tips of his hair, with dancing golden dots. "I made a mistake about the contract. I'm glad you can forgive me. Really, what happened is over, and I can't change it. But I promise you, after we're together, I'll never make this mistake again."

Xuanzhe raised his eyebrows: "Show your loyalty"

"Um."

Xuanzhe's heart burned, and he lowered his head to kiss her. They went from the living room to the bedroom, and they did it three times. It was almost twelve o'clock when they finished...

Wen Shuang felt like his meal was wasted. He gently patted Xuanzhe's shoulder and said, "That's enough, sir. I'm seeing stars."

"Who made you scream so sweetly?" Xuanzhe leaned over to his neck and kissed him fiercely. Although he felt a little unsatisfied, seeing that Wen Shuang really couldn't bear it anymore, he thought of saving it for next time.

Wen Shuang was bathed in Xuanzhe's arms while she was in a daze. When her body touched the bed again, she knew nothing.

Wen Shuang slept through the night and felt very comfortable when he woke up. He took out his cell phone and saw the message from Xuan Zhe. Two hours ago, the man reminded him to get up and eat, and not to rush to the company.

There was indeed hot porridge simmering on the stove in the kitchen. It must have been made by the aunt in advance. After eating, Wen Shuang confirmed the schedule with Zhu Lian. There was an advertising shoot, so he went there directly.

The filming went smoothly, but halfway through, Wen Shuang heard two staff members gossiping about someone leaking a video of Zheng Yuanfei and Lu Li arguing on the set. It seemed that it was because Zheng Yuanfei had a scandal with an 18th-tier actress. Wen Shuang listened calmly, shook her head, and thought to herself, who is this cannon fodder again?

Just as I finished here, I received a call from Jiang Ning.

"How do you have time to contact me?" Wen Shuang said with a smile.

Jiang Ning gave an address, which seemed to be a private apartment. It was very noisy over there, with men and women screaming together, obviously having a lot of fun. "Come on, it's my birthday today."

"Your birthday?" Wen Shuang was stunned, thinking of the information she had read online, "Isn't it two months later?"

"That's a lie." Someone called out to Jiang Ning, and he hurriedly said, "Hurry up, I couldn't get through to you earlier, so I told you I couldn't come because of something."

"Come, come, come." Wen Shuang couldn't refuse. Jiang Ning was one of his few friends, but the notice was too sudden.

Wen Shuang informed Xuan Zhe, who was obviously surprised by the news. He realized later that Jiang Suqing had invited him three days ago, but Wen Shuang was preoccupied at the time, so he naturally didn't take it to heart. Xuan Zhe pondered for a moment, "I want to go with you, but I have an important meeting here..."

"It's okay, it's okay." Wen Shuang had already arrived at the watch shop. He lowered his head with his hat on, concentrating on choosing. "I'll go first, come back later."

Xuanzhe: "Don't wait for me"

"I can't wait any longer. Jiang Ning is pushing me too hard." Wen Shuang mentioned Jiang Ning's name, and a female clerk suddenly looked over. He quickly pointed to a watch he liked, ignored the female clerk's inquiring eyes, took the things and left in a hurry.

The nanny car was driven away by Zhu Lian, and the destination that Wen Shuang took a taxi to was actually located halfway up the mountain, surrounded by green plants, so it didn't matter how noisy it was.

Jiang Ning had been waiting at the door after receiving Wen Shuang's call. He frowned slightly when he saw the taxi. He didn't expect Wen Shuang to actually get out of it.

"Grandpa, can you be a little more careful?" Jiang Ning dragged Wen Shuang inside. "What will you do if someone recognizes you? Where will the nanny car and assistant be?"

"I haven't found an assistant yet. The workload isn't that big anyway. Sister Zhu follows me. She runs around every day and the nanny car drives her." Wen Shuang didn't care.

As soon as I entered the door, I found that it was already a chaotic place. More than a dozen people jumped into the huge swimming pool in the center. As long as there were tables, they were filled with drinks. Waiters in white shirts and black pants were shuttling back and forth. They were not surprised by these things and replenished the stocks in time.

It was the first time Wen Shuang had seen such a scene. "You...are playing pretty wildly."

"I don't know many of them. They are just friends of friends," Jiang Ning explained.

As he spoke, Jiang Suqing and a group of people walked towards this side. Wen Shuang looked carefully and saw that they were all familiar faces, Li Junshan, Lei Wenxu, Zhong Ming and Yu Feng.

Wen Shuang was inexplicably certain that Yu Feng was called here by Lei Wenxu.

When Zhong Ming saw Wen Shuang, he thought of the name "Dog Brother" and was afraid that he would call him that again in public.

Jiang Suqing was no longer as repulsive to Wen Shuang, but he was still very wary. He was not happy to see his brother pick her up personally, but he didn't want to show it, so he just said awkwardly, "Come in."

Among this group of people, apart from Jiang Ning and Yu Feng, Wen Shuang also played better with Li Junshan. The two of them gathered together at the same time. Li Junshan's eyes were a little dazed, "Can I drink?"

"You can drink it, but not now." Wen Shuang replied.

Li Junshan glared: "Why?"

"I have to wait until Xuanzhe comes to see."

Everyone heard what he said. Jiang Suqing turned around and chuckled, "Xuanzhe still cares about you."

Wen Shuang: "He doesn't care about anything"

Li Junshan sneered: "Exaggeration."

Wen Shuang: "You are single, so you have the final say."

“…”

A normal attack hit an area.

A few minutes later, Wen Shuang looked at the elegant man sitting in the corner with some surprise.

Why is Tang Weisheng also here?

Wen Shuang went to ask Jiang Ning. Jiang Ning was slightly tipsy and squinted his eyes at Tang Weisheng for half a minute before finally remembering, "I came with Mr. Lei. My brother told me that they are collaborating."

Tang Weisheng also went to fetch wine. Wen Shuang was suspicious, and then heard Jiang Ning say, "You should have less contact with him. My brother and Xuanzhe don't like him very much. He is the son of someone, you know."

This is the annoying thing about the adult world. Even though they clearly don't like each other, they still have to tolerate each other because of various entanglements.

Wen Shuang's perception of Tang Weisheng was somewhat complicated. He could feel this man's strong malice, but occasionally, he felt that this malice only looked fierce and could not actually hurt anyone.

At the same time, Tang Weisheng also noticed Wen Shuang. How to describe him? A handsome man drinking alone, full of energy, but his mouth twitched in an instant, as if he saw some kind of virus, he threw down the wine glass and ran away.

"Hmm," Jiang Ning noticed, "Why is he running?"

Wen Shuang smacked her lips and said nothing, thinking that she might be thinking of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Wen Shuang accompanied Jiang Ning to sober up for half an hour. During this time, Zhong Ming looked like he wanted to come over but was very conflicted. Wen Shuang noticed it but didn't care, wanting to see how long this man could be conflicted.

Just when Zhong Ming made up his mind and strode forward, Xuanzhe arrived.

The man who strode with his head held high suddenly turned a corner and returned to the birth point after failing the copy.

"Here I come." Wen Shuang stood up.

"Yeah." Xuanzhe greeted Jiang Ning, then moved closer to Wen Shuang, "Talk."

Wen Shuang was confused: "What's wrong?"

Xuanzhe was satisfied, "As long as you don't drink."

Jiang Ning's face hurt from the sudden dog food. Jiang Suqing, who was running over, just happened to hear this and stumbled, almost falling into the swimming pool next to him.

Damn! Little Quail wasn't bragging! Everything he said was true!