After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 80 Don’t Leave Then

Chapter 80 Don’t Leave Then

The system has been around for generations, but it has never been so speechless!

Xuanzhe locked it up in a glass cover. Due to energy loss, it couldn't even break through this basic barrier. The small wings behind the system drooped, and it felt so embarrassed. Then it heard Xuanzhe coldly say, "Are you afraid of electricity?"

system:""

Xuanzhe smiled kindly: "Do you need to charge?"

system:"!!!"

Xuanzhe has been constantly testing this thing since he caught it. What he can be sure of now is: it is a high-tech product from the abnormal world; its energy consumption has nothing to do with the real world; it is non-toxic and does not have any physical attack capabilities.

It is probably a spiritual type. Xuanzhe thought about it. Otherwise, if he doesn't have either of the two, what's the difference between him and a waste?

The system didn't think Xuanzhe was joking. To be more precise, the man before it was the most ceiling-like ceiling it had ever seen in all the worlds it had traveled through. He dared to say it, and he dared to do it!

"Warning! Warning! If you attempt to attack the world's will now, you will be..."

Before the system finished speaking, Xuanzhe had already started looking for a charging plug on the table.

The system was frightened and deformed. It was not a technological product in the strict sense, and it could not withstand such a strong electric charge! It anxiously bumped back and forth on the glass wall, trying to mobilize even one percent of the energy, but it was useless. The next second, it was pinched in Xuan Zhe's palm.

"Let go!!!" The system turned the volume to maximum.

Xuanzhe remained unmoved, gesturing around the system with the charging plug, "Well, there's no socket, so I'll just do whatever I want."

How can this be done at will? The system roared in its heart, it can’t even touch it!

"Xuan Zhe..." The door of the compartment suddenly opened, and Wen Shuang came out rubbing his eyes. Logically, he shouldn't have woken up so early, but he always felt a little uneasy. Unexpectedly, he saw Xuan Zhe holding the blue ball of light.

Wen Shuang's sleepiness vanished in an instant, his heart leaping into his throat. After a brief tinnitus, Wen Shuang leaped forward and snatched the system from Xuan Zhe's hands. In his eyes, this was Lu Li's golden finger, a clear enemy. He didn't know what kind of harm it could cause, so how did Xuan Zhe get it?

Wen Shuang looked disgusted, as if the system was smeared with some deadly poison.

Wen Shuang threw the system out with a shot put motion.

system:"……"

Just... get used to it two or three times and you'll feel relieved. It can't feel the pain anyway.

The system came into close contact with the wall again, and as it slid down, it calculated that Wen Shuang was now in an unstable mood, and it was the best time to escape, and then "Snap!" the glass cover fell on her head again.

Xuanzhe is a very stable person.

Xuanzhe turned his head and looked at his little quail: "Can you see?"

Wen Shuang was stunned for a moment. Influenced by Xuan Zhe's aura, he was no longer so panicked. He finally realized one thing, "You can see it too!"

With a firm tone, the two sides finally reached a consensus.

The only one who was angry was probably the system. It was clinging to the glass, and it just couldn't figure it out: "Why can you all see me?"

Wen Shuang squatted down beside the system and tapped the glass cover. "Why are you looking for us instead of staying with Lu Li?"

System: "...How do you know I'm Lu Li's system!" Xuanzhe tortured it for a long time and it still didn't respond!

Xuanzhe said sincerely: "Is this thing not very smart?"

The system stretched out its wings to cover its eyes, and the entire system turned into a round ball. It flickered twice, and the light faded, as if it was wrapped in a layer of plastic. It completely shut down and refused to pay attention to them.

Xuanzhe hugged Wen Shuang around the waist, and took him into his arms with a tough posture, and said in a gloomy tone: "Wenshuang, what's going on? Shouldn't you confess to me and let me off lightly?"

Wen Shuang's mind went blank for a moment. Xuanzhe had said "confession leads to leniency", and he had already discovered it!

Xuanzhe sat on the sofa and Wen Shuang sat on his lap, holding the man's neck tightly and rubbing her fingertips on Xuanzhe's skin unconsciously. Xuanzhe waited patiently for half an hour, and finally Wen Shuang told him the truth.

Wen Shuang told the truth, even if Xuan Zhe thought he was a monster. From the time he read the novel to the time his soul traveled here, Wen Shuang confessed everything.

Xuanzhe listened quietly, and from time to time he patted Wen Shuangka's back to encourage him, showing that he didn't mind.

"That's how it is." Wen Shuang's voice was hoarse, "I didn't lie to you."

"I know." Xuanzhe stroked his thoughts, "That is to say, from the first time we met, the person I met was you."

"Yeah." Wen Shuang nodded.

"That's nothing." Xuanzhe kissed his temple. "It has always been you. There is no so-called original body intervening between you and me. For me, it is already perfect."

The focus was on Wen Shuang, who was a little surprised, but at the same time couldn't control his excitement. He was almost nose to nose with Xuan Zhe, with a smile in his eyes. "Then you're not afraid? I'm a spirit traveling through time. In folk terms, this is called reincarnation!"

"Then leave your soul here." Xuanzhe chuckled. The man had long eyebrows reaching his temples. When he was so serious, he was so handsome that his legs went weak.

Wen Shuang felt sore and swollen in her heart, "When did you know?"

"It was a long time ago." Xuanzhe continued, "You are completely different from the person in the information. The previous Wen Shuang was just a show-off and could do nothing, but my little quail can do everything, with a delicate mind, pure and kind. Tell me, how do you live in your world?"

Wen Shuang originally planned to keep these secrets buried deep in his heart forever, but now that Xuan Zhe asked him this, he suddenly felt like he could no longer hold it back, and he wanted to share every bit of information he had ever known with the man.

Xuanzhe automatically pieced these fragments together and was able to almost restore Wen Shuang's situation in his previous life. He was not a young master from a wealthy aristocratic family, but he had smart and elegant parents. He was later carefully educated by his grandfather and was exposed to music, chess, calligraphy and painting since he was a child. When the same age kids were playing games with their mobile phones, little Wen Shuang was crying and practicing calligraphy under the guidance of his grandfather. He spent his time in the mountains quietly and gradually grew into a figure like a green bamboo.

"If it weren't for the restrictions, I really want to meet Grandpa." Xuanzhe suddenly said, "See what kind of person is it that can teach my Wen Shuang to be like this."

Wen Shuang paused, then hugged Xuan Zhe tightly.

After coming to this world, he was like a rootless duckweed. Even though he was in love with Xuan Zhe, he was hiding something. There was a part of his soul floating outside that made his life full of uncertainty. But now even this little uncertainty has been eliminated by Xuan Zhe. He has completely taken root here and never wants to go back.

Xuanzhe coaxed him like a child, "Grandpa passed away, and Mom and Dad are gone too. According to you, those relatives and friends are just visiting each other during the holidays. I don't think they hold as important a place in your heart as I do."

Wen Shuang said sullenly: "Isn't this nonsense?"

"Where are your classmates and friends?"

“No.”

“All of them are not as important as me.”

Wen Shuang: “Yeah.”

Xuanzhe: "Then don't leave."

Wen Shuang raised her head to look at Xuan Zhe, her eyes red, "I didn't say I was leaving."

Xuanzhe didn't hide anything or act pretentiously, pointing to the dormant system and saying, "Its appearance makes me very uneasy and angry."

Wen Shuang was a good coaxer: "Let's kill it! I'm not going anywhere."

System: “…” I heard it!!!

Assistant Cao received a notice from Xuan Zhe that no news should be sent to the office today. He thought that President Xuan had been abusive again. After all, Wen Shuang had gone in with him. Who knew that they would come out together at around 5 pm, and their auras were a little different. Cao Nanyu glanced at them but didn't dare to guess. Seeing that Wen Shuang was moving freely and the two didn't seem to be arguing, he felt a little relieved. "President Xuan, are you going back to Qingzhou Villa?"

"No need, you go and rest, I'll take Wen Shuang out to play." Xuan Zhe took the car keys.

Wow... Cao Nanyu looked at Xuan Zhe's back and thought to himself that Wen Shuang was very capable. He had just caught a hint of unconcealable joy and relief in President Xuan's eyes.

Hmm, Cao Nanyu scratched his head again, not understanding why Wen Shuang was carrying an empty bag.

Of course it is not empty, it contains the system.

Xuan Zhe was still somewhat uneasy. He wanted to transfer all his brothers, friends, family and playmates to Wen Shuang as soon as possible, forming a strong thread to tie him tightly to it. There was also the system. He would not feel at ease until this thing dissipated.

Sensing Xuanzhe's cold gaze, the system was frightened and subconsciously hid behind Wen Shuang.

The plastic bag was moving. Wen Shuang brought the system in front of her and found that it had woken up. Its little blue wings were gently waving, and the whole ball emitted a faint fluorescent light. It was a bit cute... Thinking of this, Wen Shuang couldn't help but rub the system gently through the plastic bag.

Wow! Even though it's not naked, it feels good!

The system was like an electric shock, and the whole body quickly and slightly strengthened. It, it, it! Just now...

What was that feeling just now!

"It seems a little brighter." Wen Shuang shook the bag and handed it to Xuan Zhe to see.

Xuanzhe drove without looking around, and said "hmm" lazily. He had already listed the "Ten Tortures" in his mind. When Wen Shuang was not paying attention, he would destroy this thing to ashes, and then run away after he was done.

The system could not see into Xuanzhe's thoughts, but the detection program was flashing red lights continuously, and it knew in its heart that Xuanzhe had the intention to kill.

The system flapped its little wings and flew to Wen Shuang's arm. This time, it really felt... the luck and vitality from Wen Shuang, and these things provided it with temporary energy. Logically speaking, it was not bound to Wen Shuang and should not have any channels to obtain energy, but there was an exception. This person had a very resounding name in their system world - the Son of Luck.

Basically, it is considered good to meet a child of luck in a hundred worlds. The system did not expect that its performance was mediocre and it actually ran into one.

But there was a very abrupt question: the Sons of Luck were all from their native world without exception, and it had heard from Shuang that the young man was clearly from another world. Could it be that...

The system shuddered and became unusually anxious. This shouldn't be the case. If Wen Shuang was the son of destiny, then when it first attacked this world, it would have prioritized sensing him instead of Lu Li. What went wrong?

"I think it's still quite cute." Wen Shuang muttered.

Xuanzhe glanced at it coldly: "No, it's the cutest when it's frozen, so round."

Just as the system once wanted to kill Wen Shuang, it is now eager to curry favor with him. Its calculations will not be wrong. There will be meat to eat if it follows Wen Shuang. More importantly, the Son of Luck is an irresistible temptation for every system. After the strategy is successfully conquered, the energy will explode. For this reason, a bunch of aloof systems are willing to be lickspittles.

So the system asked sincerely: "Do you need to lick the dog?"

Wen Shuang: ""

"Fuck..." Xuanzhe grabbed the system in his hand, "Alright, I'll send you on your way now."

System: “Help, help, help!!!” Ordinary people definitely can’t crush it to death, and it’s impossible for them to even see it, but the ceiling is different!

The car stopped at the door of a high-end club. Jiang Suqing said on the phone that he was drinking. It was rare for Xuanzhe to take the initiative to invite him, so Jiang Shao immediately gave the address and said he would treat him.

The bright reflection from the hall floor gave people a feeling that they had nowhere to hide. Wen Shuang and Xuan Zhe discovered the two people leaning against the pillar almost at the same time.

Lei Wenxu and Yu Feng.

Yu Feng was held in Lei Wenxu's arms. The two kissed unrestrainedly, oblivious to the surroundings. Suddenly, Lei Wenxu pulled Yu Feng's head into his arms and looked over with a gloomy look. When he found Xuanzhe and the others, he was slightly startled, then smiled, "Mr. Xuan, Mr. Wen."

Yu Feng's body stiffened, and he completely became an ostrich.

Wen Shuang wanted to tease Yu Feng but she couldn't look him in the face.

"Mr. Lei is in a good mood." Xuanzhe said in a deep voice.

"Of course." Lei Wenxu agreed generously. No matter how self-disciplined he looked on the outside, he was actually a sultry and rogue at heart. He raised his eyebrows slightly at Wen Shuang and said, "Mr. Wen, you're in a good mood. This is a bag-blowing game."

"Foolish human, you know nothing about God." The system suddenly said, Lei Wenxu naturally couldn't hear it, only Xuanzhe and Wen Shuang could hear it.

Wen Shuang looked down at the system, and the system quickly explained: "Haven't you seen the lines from the science fiction movie Apollo?"

"Shut up." Xuanzhe said angrily.

Lei Wenxu: ""

Xuanzhe: "I'm not talking about President Lei."

Wen Shuang stepped forward to take the blame: "It's me who said it, and it's me who said it."

After Wen Shuang and Xuan Zhe disappeared at the stairs, Lei Wenxu couldn't help but sigh, "This... I usually say a word to you, but you ignore me for three days. Even President Xuan scolded Wen Shuang so much, and she was still happy. I guess I have to ask President Xuan for advice later."

Yu Feng suddenly raised his head and said fiercely: "What do you want to learn?"

Lei Wenxu curled her lips: "The way to control a husband."