After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 81: Going Back and Not Being a Human Being

Chapter 81: Going Back and Not Being a Human Being

When Xuanzhe brought Wen Shuang into the private room, Jiang Suqing was already half drunk. He was busy chatting and laughing, and was making a woman next to him smile. When they heard the noise, they all looked over.

Jiang Suqing waved his hand, and the woman smiled gently and pleasantly. She was a very pretty girl with fair skin. She was not stunning at first glance, but there was a hint of sadness between her eyebrows, which could easily arouse a man's sympathy.

"The corruption value is about to explode." The system suddenly spoke.

Wen Shuang and Xuan Zhe both heard it. Wen Shuang lowered her voice and barely moved her lips: "Who?"

"That woman." The system continued.

Xuanzhe finally discovered that this ball of light was quite useful. As the name suggests, the corruption value was definitely not a good thing.

"Zhou Jinhui, we grew up in the same courtyard when we were little. Do you still remember us?" Jiang Suqing introduced her to Xuanzhe and the others. When he looked at Wen Shuang, his expression was teasing: "This is my sister-in-law, the hottest star in the entertainment industry."

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law..." Zhou Jinhui was visibly stunned for a moment. Her eyes seemed clear, but behind that clarity, there was something that Wen Shuang couldn't grasp. Then, Zhou Jinhui looked as if she had suddenly realized something. "Oh, you are Xuanzhe's boyfriend. I heard from friends in the circle that I was ill a few years ago and had been recuperating in a villa in the next city. I just came back the day before yesterday." She stretched out her hand towards Wen Shuang: "Hello, my name is Zhou Jinhui."

"Hello." Wen Shuang subconsciously stretched out her hand, but was stopped by Xuan Zhe in mid-air.

Meeting Xuanzhe's gaze, the man was obviously dissatisfied, clearly conveying a message: just talk, don't touch me.

Wen Shuang: “…”

"Hahaha, goodbye, goodbye." Jiang Suqing came out to smooth things over, "Miss Zhou, please come drink with me. My brother is extremely possessive and won't tolerate anyone else even looking at his people."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Jinhui looked at Xuan Zhe, but found that he didn't even look at her, but was concentrating on straightening Wen Shuang's turned-up collar.

Zhou Jinhui seemed to be reminiscing: "I still remember that when we were little, Xuanzhe ignored everyone, but now he is so attentive to his lover."

Jiang Suqing put his arm around her shoulders and helped lead her to the wine table: "I am your old wife's slave."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." The system had somehow managed to make a hole in the plastic bag and struggled to fly out. However, it didn't flee immediately. Instead, it landed on Wen Shuang's shoulder, absorbing pure energy while trying to show off so that these humans wouldn't look down on it. "Depravity is a standard we use to evaluate human nature. Normal people maintain a score above 60, which seems ordinary to our system. However, those with overly pure hearts appear more radiant in our eyes."

For example, Wen Shuang, after he came into contact with the system, there was always a sacred light in the eyes of this small light ball, which was quite unique.

"Less than 60 points," Wen Shuang whispered.

"There will be black mist in the body." The system continued to explain, "This woman's is particularly obvious. The prediction is less than 30 points."

Although Wen Shuang didn't know how bad a 30-point depravity value would be, he thought that a perfect score of only 30 points was extremely intolerable. "No way..." Wen Shuang looked at Zhou Jinhui's back, "Could you have made a mistake in the test? I think this little girl..."

"Don't judge people by appearances." Xuanzhe interrupted softly. He didn't say how terrible he thought Zhou Jinhui was at first sight. To be precise, when he looked at women at first sight, it was almost like looking at air. When he was a child, there were more than a dozen children running around in the compound. Even if he had an impression of them, he would not take them to heart.

The system's prompt accidentally caused Xuanzhe to raise his vigilance towards Zhou Jinhui to the maximum.

Xuanzhe snapped his fingers to call the waiter, scanned the wine list from beginning to end, and then pointed at a cocktail and said in a deep voice: "Two glasses each."

"Deep Sea Travel" Jiang Suqing glanced at it with a hint of disdain: "No way, Mr. Xuan, you have turned over a new leaf! This wine is almost like juice, why drink it?"

Wen Shuang: “…” If you don’t know how to use this idiom, don’t use it.

Xuanzhe raised his eyelids, "Why, do you want me to have fun with you today?"

Jiang Suqing choked: "No, no, no, I was just kidding." Xuanzhe's drinking capacity allowed the three of him to walk out without any problem.

A few tables further away were already occupied by quite a few idiots. After the cocktails were served, Xuanzhe and Wen Shuang clinked glasses. Just as they were about to take a sip, Zhou Jinhui suddenly said, "Wen Shuang is so lucky to be in the entertainment industry. This way, we can always look after each other in the future."

Wen Shuang was shocked by the amount of information in this sentence. How come Zhou Jinhui plans to enter the entertainment industry?

"Wen Shuang doesn't take care of anyone." Xuanzhe continued, "If your family can squeeze you in, then it depends on your ability."

Xuanzhe didn't have any rejection in his tone and was completely impartial, but he was also a little too ruthless, and Jiang Suqing felt a tingling sensation on his scalp when he heard it.

Wen Shuang pondered for a moment, "May I ask, Miss Zhou, have you recovered completely from your previous stay at the villa? The work in the entertainment industry is very intense, and I'm worried that you can't keep up."

Zhou Jinhui didn't care about Wen Shuang, still immersed in the blow just now. Her expression was complicated, and she might have been unable to hold back. She said to Xuanzhe in a gentle voice: "I'm just thinking about the friendship we grew up together. You can't be so..."

"I've only been in the compound for less than three years, how can I talk about the affection we grew up with?" Xuanzhe said indifferently.

There was a moment of silence.

The system's electronic voice suddenly sounded: "Perhaps this is the human world's equivalent of talking to death."

Xuanzhe raised his hand, as if to brush away the dust on Wen Shuang's shoulders, and then flew the system out.

"Pia!" Familiar crisp sound, familiar formula.

Wen Shuang could sense Xuan Zhe's hostility because the system assessed Zhou Jinhui's depravity value.

After a while, Lei Wenxu and Yu Feng came in. Lei Wenxu opened a bottle of wine directly, then took two wine glasses, filled them with wine, and drank a glass each with Xuanzhe. Lei Wenxu was a ruthless character. Once he made a decision, he would not give up until he achieved his goal. Xuanzhe liked this kind of energy in him very much, so he gave him face. After three glasses of wine, their true natures were exposed, and they began to test a piece of land between the lines.

Wen Shuang didn't understand this, so she sat next to Yu Feng, and the system flew up again and landed on his shoulder.

"Almost 90 points." The system quickly analyzed Yu Feng's score and began to chatter in Wen Shuang's ear: "He's one of the highest-scoring people I've ever seen, but when it comes to emotional analysis..." The system paused, and the electronic voice was calm: "This person is what is commonly known as a fool."

Thanks to the system, Wen Shuang looked at Yu Feng at this moment as if he was looking at an idiot.

Yu Feng frowned and said unhappily: "What do you mean?"

"No." Wen Shuang coughed lightly to adjust her state: "Well, I forgot to ask you, are you and Mr. Lei together?"

After a while, Yu Feng reluctantly replied, "Yeah."

Wen Shuang was shocked: "Why, he forced you?"

"No..." Yu Feng was embarrassed. After all, before Lei Wenxu's fierce attack, his life goal had always been to find a virtuous woman to marry and have children. Now, except for Lei Wenxu, he couldn't get hard with anyone else. It was simply a tragedy. But when Wen Shuang asked him this, he was too embarrassed to say, "I was also tempted, so I thought of giving it a try. I never thought that we found that the models matched and started a new happy life." It was too embarrassing, so Yu Feng hummed for a long time and said impatiently, "I just think it's not bad. After all, it's a human being. It doesn't matter who you talk to..."

The two big guys over there heard it clearly. The veins on Lei Wenxu's forehead jumped violently, while Xuanzhe clinked glasses with him in a gloating manner.

"Mr. Lei, is he still a human being?" Xuanzhe said softly.

Lei Wenxu didn't understand how Xuanzhe could express a sense of superiority by questioning such insults. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Why, Mr. Xuan is not a human being?"

"Yeah." Xuanzhe nodded generously, disrupting Lei Wenxu's thoughts. "What kind of person is he in bed? Anyone who can behave like a human being is not a man."

Lei Wenxu: "..." Disrespectful.

"My mother was talking about you some time ago. Do you want to go?" Yu Feng asked.

"Go ahead." Wen Shuang felt that Yu Feng was getting better and better at talking to him, and she couldn't help but feel happy. "I'll go there with my things after I finish filming this movie."

"Don't mention it." Yu Feng said in a muffled voice: "We have everything we need at home."

Wen Shuang was slightly tipsy after a cocktail that night. Yu Feng didn't want to show weakness in front of others. The system said he was stupid and it was not an exaggeration. Jiang Suqing and Lei Wenxu didn't dare to confront Xuan Zhe. But he showed the momentum of the Liangshan heroes who swore brotherhood, and called out to them, "General Xuan, General Xuan's shortcomings." Even Lei Wenxu couldn't stop him.

"Drink more, or you'll be a mess when you go back." Xuanzhe suddenly said when he saw Lei Wenxu trying to stop him from drinking again.

Mr. Lei withdrew his hand instantly. His comprehension ability is unparalleled.

Wen Shuang was a little blackout in the middle of the night. When she regained consciousness, she saw the familiar ceiling and a small blue ball circling back and forth. Wen Shuang unconsciously reached out her hand and felt the pleasant breath on him. The system floated down and felt like jelly. Wen Shuang couldn't help but pinch it, "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt." Data flashed in the system's black bean-sized eyes. "But we can simulate human senses. I've done it before, and it's not very comfortable. It generates a lot of junk code in an instant."

"That's not trash..." Wen Shuang said calmly, "You're not a threat to either me or Xuan Zhe right now. Don't be so hasty to deny it. I've noticed that you're very afraid of Xuan Zhe. If you promise not to embarrass me again, I'll let you go now."

The system's electronic voice faded: "I haven't made things difficult for you..."

"Come on, I just joined Quanyi not long ago. You were the one who sent the text message that tricked me into the underground cold storage."

System: “…” Its program prevents it from lying, so it can only choose to remain silent.

"Have you thought about it?" Wen Shuang pointed to the bathroom: "My boyfriend is about to finish taking a shower."

The system flew around Wen Shuang twice and said, "How about this, I'll stay with you for a while and observe whether you will have an impact on the operation of this world." Wen Shuang also has energy, so the system suddenly doesn't care about Lu Li's vitality. However, as a promoter of the world, it is bound to Lu Li after all. If it causes some irreversible damage to this world, it will still be punished.

Wen Shuang also wanted to understand the so-called "world" more deeply. After thinking for a moment, she nodded: "Okay."