After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 83 Is this how you use your hoe?

Chapter 83 This is how you use your hoe

Tang Weisheng's right eyelid has been twitching today. Maybe he really should be superstitious. If he had known Wen Shuang was here, he should not have come.

Wen Shuang lowered her eyes, as if she was embarrassed, "Are you hurt?" After all, her butt landed first.

Tang Weisheng raised his eyebrows slightly: "You've been teasing me for so long and you still feel embarrassed?"

Wen Shuang: “…” I just feel embarrassed to make you feel pain again right after we did that.

But he couldn't say it out loud, otherwise, given Tang Weisheng's personality, he would definitely kill her to silence her.

As they were talking, Cui Jin stepped forward. The information he obtained was similar to that of the general public, that is, he knew Tang Weisheng, but thought that he and Xuanzhe were incompatible. So, as Xuanzhe's boyfriend, Wen Shuang would definitely be in trouble if she bumped into Tang Weisheng.

"Sorry, Mr. Tang." Cui Jin used half of his body to block Wen Shuang, as if Tang Weisheng was some kind of monster.

Wen Shuang: ""

Tang Weisheng had a look of sarcasm on his face. He had seen this look since he was a child. He was about to say something when Wen Shuang gently pushed Cui Jin away, cautiously using a finger. The avoidance of suspicion was almost written on her face. "I had a friction with Mr. Tang, that's between the two of us. Why are you apologizing for me?"

Tang Weisheng was slightly stunned, then he looked at Wen Shuang with interest, and then at Cui Jin. Oh no, someone wanted to cuckold his brother and it seemed that Cui Jin wanted to wear the green hat one-sidedly.

interesting.

Tang Weisheng gestured to Wen Shuang, "Sit down and talk."

The reconciliation between Tang Weisheng and Xuanzhe was done without making a fuss. They both cared about their reputation and would not follow those noisy people who wanted to shout with a loudspeaker. Until now, Tang Wansu, Xuan Zhong and others still thought that they would never have any contact with each other, but they did not know that things had already changed drastically. Wen Shuang, who was standing in the middle, felt it the most clearly. Perhaps Tang Wansu herself could not have imagined that her son was being plotted against, and the antidote for his lust was brought to her by Wen Shuang.

The relationship is obviously very good, to what extent, for example, at this moment.

Tang Weisheng felt uncomfortable behind him. That bastard Tan Li said he wouldn't do anything, but he ended up moving everything except his hands, especially that part. After that, he still had to be bothered to come to this kind of occasion. Looking at the champagne on the table, Tang Weisheng frowned fiercely: "Where's the tea?" He had a bad tone and was obviously unhappy. He was a well-known fierce man, and no one dared to go up and provoke him at this time.

Wen Shuang suddenly asked, "You can't touch honeysuckle, what about the others?"

Li Wei was sweating for Wen Shuang, but Tang Weisheng's face was sad as he spat out one sentence: "It's gone."

There was a special tea counter in the private room, with glassware filled with everything. Wen Shuang personally brewed a cup of bitter melon tea for Tang Weisheng upon hearing this. Worried that he might be too delicate and refuse to drink it, she added some honey to it and brought it to him, "Drink it."

Tang Weisheng frowned: "Can it be eaten?"

Just kidding, Wen Shuang learned the art of tea making from his grandfather. He brews different teas using the same ingredients and water.

Wen Shuang: "You'll know after trying it."

Tang Weisheng looked disdainful of the superior's condescension, picked up the cup and took a sip, Hmm... the tea had a moderate flavor and was very refreshing, surprisingly good. The small flame burning in his heart was extinguished in an instant, and Tang Weisheng drank most of it in one breath.

Wen Shuang was pleased: "It tastes good, right?"

Tang Weisheng snorted lightly.

Li Wei and a few producers who were pretending to be blind could no longer pretend. They stared with wide eyes, unable to believe that Wen Shuang's hair smoothing function was so powerful!

But this picture changed its meaning when it fell into Cui Jin's eyes. He felt that Wen Shuang was usually "bullied" too much, so she tried hard to cater to Tang Weisheng's preferences. Come to think of it, even if Xuanzhe liked her, what about his family members?

"Have you eaten?" Wen Shuang asked again.

"No." Although Tang Weisheng looked extremely unhappy, he answered Wen Shuang's questions: "You guys were in a hurry, so I came here first."

My uncle also invested in this movie and spent a lot of money. He couldn't come today because he had a bidding. Otherwise, Tang Weisheng would be sleeping at home with a SpongeBob doll right now, and he wouldn't have to suffer all this.

Director Li smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry."

Tang Weisheng immediately glanced at him: "Why, do you mean I should go out for dinner again?"

Director Li was stuck. He was really not good at dealing with this kind of aggressive speaking style.

This is a bit unfair to Tang Weisheng, Wen Shuang thought. Although he is not very polite to people, he is definitely not as aggressive as he was today. After all, Wen Shuang was worried that Tan Li's skills were not good and he really hurt someone. Wen Shuang poked Tang Weisheng's arm and said, "There is a barbecue restaurant across the street. Do you want to go?"

Tang Weisheng said lazily: "No."

Director Li thought Wen Shuang was giving him a way out and was instantly moved to tears.

Wen Shuang was not discouraged: "There is also mutton stewed noodles, which are delicious, and the charcoal grilled oysters are also good."

Tang Weisheng reacted and sneered: "You want to eat?"

Wen Shuang pursed her lips and said very obediently: "I'm afraid you're hungry."

Meeting those clear eyes, Tang Weisheng felt a dull thud in his heart. He had never done anything like this before and was completely unfamiliar with it. He cleared his throat and said, "Alright, let's go."

Wen Shuang was happy.

Unexpectedly, Cui Jin also stood up, with a somewhat inexplicable sense of strength, "I'm hungry too, let's go together."

"Who wants to join you?" Tang Weisheng didn't take this movie star seriously at all. He put one hand in his pocket, looking very imposing. He fastened his tie with his slender fingers and tugged hard, which was very difficult to get along with. "If you want to eat, go by yourself. There is no place for you at my table."

Li Wei pulled Cui Jin. What is this guy doing?

Sun Ya held her forehead. She was very attentive and had noticed that Tang Weisheng treated Wen Shuang differently. It was probably because of her "sister-in-law". Cui Jin had promised her everything before coming, so why was he pretending to be a hero now?

Wen Shuang also wanted to draw a clear line between herself and Cui Jin, so she hurriedly said, "Mr. Cui, please do as you please. We'll go over first."

Coming out of the private room, Tang Weisheng smiled faintly: "You have good luck in love, does Xuanzhe know?"

"You should call me brother." Wen Shuang corrected him, then explained: "I just found out about it too, and I haven't told your brother yet."

After finding a quiet corner to sit down, Wen Shuang couldn't wait to get the menu. Seeing that Tang Weisheng had no appetite, she ordered a vegetarian noodle dish and a mutton stewed noodle dish for herself. When the other grilled meat and oysters were served, Tang Weisheng was a little nervous, "Can you finish it?"

"I can finish it, I can finish it." Wen Shuang immediately scooped a spoonful of noodles into her mouth. Even though it was so hot that tears welled up in her eyes, she stretched her neck and swallowed it, absolutely refusing to spit it out!

Tang Weisheng: "...Won't Xuanzhe feed you enough?"

"You should call me brother." Wen Shuang took a breath and said vaguely: "I have never been hungry in front of your brother, but I have a big appetite, I have had it since I was a child."

"Tell me, what's going on with Cui Jin?" Tang Weisheng saw that he had worked up an appetite and took out his chopsticks to stir the vegetarian noodles.

"I don't know." Wen Shuang looked innocent. This was all prompted by the system. At this moment, the system was standing on his shoulder. Its black bean-sized eyeballs disappeared, and its wings were folded, as if it was resting its eyes. "I don't like Cui Jin very much. He targeted me before because of Lu Li."

Lu Li sneered at Tang Weisheng: "Are you blind?"

"This barbecue is so fragrant, with alternating fat and lean meat, tender but not greasy."

"Try this oyster. It's the perfect time to eat it. By the way, can you eat it raw? It's a great tonic for men."

"Woo woo woo, roasted corn is such a delicious delicacy."

Not only did Wen Shuang eat the food herself, she also broke off some for Tang Weisheng, and her little mouth kept chattering. Tang Weisheng was a quiet person, and anyone else would have kicked the food away long ago, but Wen Shuang was a little different. After hearing what he said, Tang Weisheng took a bite and found that it was indeed very good. He usually had a light appetite, but today he ate a bowl of rice with a bunch of meat clean.

Wen Shuang swallowed the last bite of meat wrapped in vegetables. Tang Weisheng said with some disdain: "If you can't eat it, don't force it."

"Every grain of rice is hard-earned." Wen Shuang would not act like this in front of outsiders, but Tang Weisheng had long been classified by him as one of "his own people."

Wen Shuang paid the bill. Tang Weisheng looked up at him, but didn't stop him. Instead, he continued typing: [I ate your wife's meal, and I've decided to repay you. I'll hold the corner for you with a hoe. You hurry up.]

Xuanzhe replied immediately: [Location.]

Tang Weisheng put away his phone and looked at Wen Shuang who was burping with satisfaction, hiding his achievements and fame.

Delicious food has the effect of healing the mood. Although Tang Weisheng didn't want to admit it, he did feel a little better. He and Wen Shuang returned to the private room and this time they were able to talk properly.

Wen Shuang was sweating profusely while eating. She tilted her head slightly and rubbed the system, "Little Ice Bag, are you there?"

The system is in hibernation, but that doesn't affect its ability to receive information from the outside world. As soon as Wen Shuang heard what he said, she knew what he was up to. She shouldn't pay attention to it, as it's a system after all! But the temperature control program started up immediately, and soon, Wen Shuang squinted his eyes comfortably.

Cui Jin stood up, and a dark look flashed in Tang Weisheng's eyes.

"Wen Shuang." Cui Jin seemed to have finally mustered up the courage. Seeing Wen Shuang open her eyes, he immediately said, "I'm sorry about what happened with Lu Li before."

After a few seconds of silence, Wen Shuang nodded: "I accept your apology."

Cui Jin was overjoyed, "Really?"

"It's best to explain it all at once." The system opened one of its black eye and suddenly said, "This person is quite narcissistic and may think you have a crush on him."

Wen Shuang: "..." What kind of train of thought

"Mr. Cui." Wen Shuang took a deep breath. "I accept your apology because I see your sincerity. Secondly, I hope that the two of us can coexist peacefully on Director Li's set until the filming is finished. That's all."

The smile on Cui Jin's face gradually faded, and he said in a melancholy tone: "You still mind."

Wen Shuang: "... Mr. Cui, my acceptance of your apology has nothing to do with whether I want to be friends with you. Do you understand what I mean?"

Cui Jin was a little anxious: "What do you want me to do to make you my friend?" Every time he saw Wen Shuang talking and laughing with other actors, but avoiding him like the plague, he felt very uncomfortable and always wanted to save the relationship.

"You said this in front of my brother." Tang Weisheng shot a sinister look at him, his smile cold, "Cui Jin, what exactly is your purpose? Do you need me to make it clear?"

Tang Weisheng was not as roundabout as Wen Shuang. He loved to smash other people's self-righteousness and self-deception with one hammer. His directness made Cui Jin show some anger and humiliation after being exposed.

"You guys are really interesting." Tang Weisheng snorted coldly, "All day long, you're just thinking about other people."

Veins popped up on Cui Jin's neck, as if he was trying his best to endure it. "Mr. Tang, please be respectful when you speak."

"You don't even know how to write the word 'self-respect'. You keep pestering Wen Shuang, but you want me to respect myself." Tang Weisheng laughed out loud, "What kind of logic is this?"

There was a dead silence all around. Li Wei looked at Cui Jin in horror. He never expected... Was this guy crazy?

Cui Jin seemed to have been unable to bear it any longer and suddenly stood up. Tang Weisheng also stood up with a stern face, as if he was ready to fight. At the critical moment, Wen Shuang kicked the small stool next to him and it flew in front of Cui Jin. The man was caught off guard and failed to switch his left and right feet in time.

"Bang——"

"Why!"

This was the first time that Actor Choi collapsed in public.

Tang Weisheng was a little surprised, and curled his lips in gloating. The next second, he was dragged out by Wen Shuang. Wen Shuang whispered: "Why did you fight with him? It's so ugly. Besides, can you fight?"

Tang Weisheng questioned his last sentence: "What can't I do?"

"You..." Wen Shuang whispered: "Doesn't your butt hurt?"

Tang Weisheng paused, and then a strong sense of shame washed over his heart. He hooked his arm around Wen Shuang's neck, exerted a little force, and gritted his teeth: "Tell me! Did Tan Li tell you?"

Tan Li, who was working at the office, suddenly sneezed. Why did he suddenly feel so uneasy?

At this moment, the door of the private room was pushed open. Xuan Zhe stood at the door, looking at Wen Shuang almost half-falling on Tang Weisheng, the two of them in an "intimate posture", and subconsciously touched the top of his head.

"So this is how you use a hoe," Xuanzhe said coldly.

Tang Weisheng: “…”

Wen Shuang: “…”