After Transmigrating as Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous for Being Bizarrely Hilarious

Wen Shuang woke up to find himself transmigrated into a pure love novel as cannon fodder, a two-faced, materialistic, and vain character who extensively casts nets and ruthlessly reels in fish.

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Chapter 88 Don’t Touch These

Chapter 88 Don’t Touch These

Wen Shuang saw Tang Weisheng's face red from coughing, and hurriedly poured him some water, trying hard to suppress her laughter: "Why are you doing this? You're hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting yourself by eight hundred."

"Then you have two hundred more than me!" Tang Weisheng took two big gulps and squeezed out these words between coughs.

As expected of the villain boss of this world, his thoughts and consciousness are different from those of ordinary people, the system sighed.

Xuanzhe, Tan Li and others came down and saw a table full of seafood, but Wen Shuang didn't eat it. Instead, she slumped in her chair and smiled at Tang Weisheng opposite her.

"What's wrong?" Xuanzhe asked.

"Yes, what's wrong?" Tan Li saw that Tang Weisheng's face was flushed, and immediately touched his forehead. He didn't have a fever.

Tang Weisheng waved Tan Li's hand away, his face full of displeasure.

Tan Li turned to look at Wen Shuang: "You provoked him"

"He provokes me, okay?" Wen Shuang felt that Tan Li's family filter was quite thick. "He did it himself."

"Eat it." Xuan Zhe glanced at the seafood on the table and gently pinched Wen Shuang's chin.

Wen Shuang raised her hands: "I didn't touch it at all."

Under Wen Shuang's earnest gaze, Xuan Zhe immediately ordered the table of seafood to be cleared away. Then, looking at Tang Weisheng who had just recovered, President Xuan couldn't help but shake his head, thinking, what a bunch of idiots!

"Fuck, it's really coming!" Jiang Suqing suddenly said in a low voice.

Wen Shuang looked up and saw Zhou Jinhui walking towards her gracefully in a lavender dress.

Xuanzhe looked at Jiang Suqing expressionlessly. Jiang Shao hurriedly explained, "She's a girl, and she was asking me where I was on WeChat. I couldn't lie. Besides, her father and my dad are close friends. But I didn't expect her to actually come."

Zhou Jinhui arrived while they were talking, and Jiang Suqing immediately shut up.

"Wen Shuang, are you okay?" Zhou Jinhui's face was full of worry. To outsiders, she and Wen Shuang were in the same crew, so her concern was understandable. A woman's expression was very deceptive. Most people present felt that Miss Zhou was graceful and lovable.

If the system wasn't there, Wen Shuang would think so too, however...

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." The system made an electronic sound, its sighing sounding a little stiff. It flew around Zhou Jinhui and said firmly, "This woman is going crazy." The system landed on Wen Shuang's shoulder and said calmly, "According to my data analysis, the reason she's angry is that she saw you were safe and sound."

Xuanzhe narrowed his eyes dangerously, this statement made him feel angry.

Wen Shuang remained calm after hearing the system's words. She nodded slightly to Zhou Jinhui to express her gratitude, "You saw it too. I'm safe and sound."

System: "..." Is this the art of speaking? The black energy on Zhou Jinhui's body became twice as dense in an instant.

Since Zhou Jinhui is here, he can't just send her back. She plays the white lotus trick, and Wen Shuang plays along. At first, he was not sure where Zhou Jinhui's hostility came from, but now he completely understands. The way this woman looks at Xuan Zhe is becoming more and more undisguised, thinking that the implicit feelings between them will not be seen by others, or perhaps she is deliberately letting people see it. In any case, Wen Shuang accepted the "declaration of war".

Wen Shuangming returned to the private room hand in hand with Xuanzhe. Along the way, she leaned on the man's shoulder as if no one was around, discussing whether they could eat seafood within three days at the latest.

The system was observing Zhou Jinhui with great interest. Wow, it felt like it was about to explode with anger.

Xuanzhe was a little flattered... He understood what Wen Shuang meant, and not only did he not think she was being pretentious, on the contrary, he was very happy. After all, he was usually the one who took the initiative, and Little Quail was not very clingy, so he promised to buy him hairy crabs in three days without thinking.

Tan Li and Tang Weisheng looked at each other with a tacit expression of disgust. When they entered the private room, Tan Li was the last one. He suddenly pulled Tang Weisheng into his arms and turned into the empty bathroom on the side.

"What are you doing!" Tang Weisheng has a strange temper. Under normal circumstances, his body is covered with thorns and no one can touch him. But once the thorns are smoothed out, the softness underneath will be revealed. Tan Li likes the look of this man's eyes with redness and watery eyes the most. It is true that "even if you die under the peony flowers, you will still be romantic as a ghost." The ancients were right about him. When he is completely exhausted, he is like a ball of cotton.

Tan Li now knew Tang Weisheng's temper very well, so he did not get angry when he was questioned in a harsh tone. Instead, he gently rubbed the young man's neck and felt his Adam's apple move slightly in his palm.

"I swallowed it," Tan Li asked, "Does your throat hurt?"

There was no one around, so Tang Weisheng didn't open Tan Li's hand this time. Instead, he turned his head awkwardly and said in a deep voice, "It's just a crab shell, how could it hurt?"

"That's not the case with cutting." Tan Li reached around and gently pinched the back of his neck. "Don't be alone with Wen Shuang in the future. If you want to do something bad, call me first. He and you don't get along."

If Wen Shuang heard this, he would jump up and punch Tan Li, what a good brother!

Jiang Suqing had noticed something and was somewhat dissatisfied with Zhou Jinhui using him as a stepping stone, but he never liked to argue with women, so he thought about taking Zhou Jinhui away. Unexpectedly, Wen Shuang spoke first and asked Zhou Jinhui to sit opposite him.

It’s better to be on the opposite side, because you can see up close how Xuan Zhe, whose hands are not stained by the mundane world, carefully peels the lychees.

A fruit plate was served. Everyone was drinking and no one was eating it, but Wen Shuang liked it. Xuanzhe was used to peeling crabs for him, so when he found out Wen Shuang wanted to eat it, he started to do it. Not only did he peel the lychees, he even removed the core inside, and then fed it to the young man's mouth. Wen Shuang, like an old man, fiddled with his mobile phone and just tilted his head and opened his mouth.

Zhou Jinhui was probably shocked by the scene and forgot to put on her signature smile for a moment.

Everyone knows that President Xuan has someone by his side and loves him very much, but this "love" must be seen with one's own eyes to be believed. There are always people who come one after another and think that "it's nothing special", and they are all slapped in the face after seeing it.

Jiang Suqing's expression was unpredictable. The first time he discovered that Wen Shuang was aggressive, it seemed to be a slow and steady attack, but in fact, it was all a critical hit.

Forget it. Jiang Suqing planned to persuade Zhou Jinhui once and for the last time. He patted the woman's shoulder and said helplessly, as if complaining, "These two are dog-abuse. Xuanzhe has already bought a ring. If Wen Shuang was not still in the entertainment industry, I am afraid he would have married her long ago."

"Really?" Zhou Jinhui's expression was slightly gloomy, but soon brightened up, and with a sincere blessing, "Then I congratulate you in advance."

This was the scene Tang Weisheng saw when he came out of the bathroom. He frowned slightly. Wen Shuang and Xuan Zhe not only had the ability to identify people, but also had the system in their hands, while Tang Weisheng relied on his wildness. He disliked Zhou Jinhui very much from the first sight.

"You're obviously almost pissed off, why are you pretending?" The system sat on Wen Shuang's shoulder and wanted to kiss his cheek, but Xuan Zhe was quick to shoot it away.

The crowd didn't disperse until the evening. During that time, Zhou Jinhui had no place to vent her anger, but she was fed with dog food. In the end, she watched Xuan Zhe and Wen Shuang get into the car and drive away.

Jiang Suqing glanced at the woman, hoping she would stop.

"I'll take you there." Tan Li waved to Lin Nuan, then pulled Tang Weisheng into his car.

One car went to the apartment, and another car will leave tomorrow. According to convention, Tang Weisheng has to recuperate in bed for a day, otherwise his condition will be like Jianwen Shuang that day, falling apart with a push. You say Tan Li is not good enough, but he is also quite good.

Tang Weisheng looked reluctant, but he didn't resist much. Tan Li had hardly drunk any alcohol. He lowered the car window and the refreshing autumn breeze blew in. He saw that the irritability on the young man's face had dissipated a little.

"Do you feel uncomfortable?" Tan Li asked.

"I don't drink much." Tang Weisheng continued. In fact, he was sometimes annoyed that Tan Li treated him like a child. Habits were a terrible thing. What if they were gone one day? But this was destined to be a mess. It was his fault for not pushing him away in the first place.

The car quickly drove to the apartment. Tan Li got out of the car and was about to say something to Tang Weisheng when he saw the other party frowning fiercely. Following Tang Weisheng's gaze, Tan Li discovered that there was a woman standing at the door.

The moonlight was bright tonight, and reflections were everywhere. Tang Wansu took two steps forward, her brows still gloomy.

Tang Weisheng whispered: "You go back first."

"Impossible." Tan Li refused decisively. The slap Tang Wansu gave him at that time left him with a psychological trauma. He had also discovered long ago that Tang Weisheng could be cruel to anyone, but was very accommodating to Tang Wansu.

But the other party doesn't appreciate it.

Tang Wansu's calm and cold gaze passed over Tang Weisheng's face, and then she smiled mechanically at Tan Li: "Mr. Tan, I want to talk to my son alone."

"It just so happens that we also have business to attend to, so why don't you go first?" Tan Li's tone was flat, but he showed no intention of compromise. He lit a cigarette, leaned against the car door, and made a "please go ahead" gesture to Tang Wansu.

Tang Weisheng glanced at him indifferently. The moonlight made Tan Li's profile look sharp and sexy. He was indeed handsome. Tang Weisheng sighed in his heart and slowly walked towards Tang Wansu.

Now that Chuanyu Media has changed hands, everyone knows that the new person in charge is Tan Li. Tang Wansu doesn't want to conflict with him. What's more important is that Tang Weisheng has not expressed his opinion.

The door opened, and a faint scent of lilies wafted in. The light in the entrance hall came on. Tang Wan glanced at the room one by one without any hostility. She knew that Tang Weisheng had bought a new house outside, but this was his first time here.

The lilies were in full bloom when Tang Wansu suddenly said, "I remember you don't like growing flowers."

Tang Weisheng didn't respond. Naturally, he didn't like it because he didn't know how to take care of it. He was always particularly wary of small things with vitality, so as not to pass on a dead aura to the other party. The vase was selected by Tan Li himself. It was filled with water and preservatives. Tang Weisheng felt that he was bored until someone delivered flowers to his door. At that time, the bunch of lilies had closed buds. Tan Li showed it to him as if to ask for credit, and then trimmed the branches and leaves and put them in.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it. It's easy to support." Tan Li said and smiled at Tang Weisheng. Tang Weisheng remembered very clearly the circle of fine hairs on the tip of the man's nose under the sunlight.

Tang Weisheng knew that Tan Li was not really growing flowers, but really wanted to come to the apartment more often.

But the bunch of lilies was left behind. Tan Li was too busy with work to come, so Tang Weisheng carefully changed the water and sprinkled preservatives. After a while, the lilies bloomed. The flowers have a long flowering period and are now fragrant. If Tang Wansu was not there, Tang Weisheng might have had the illusion that "I can do it too."

But Tang Wansu stepped forward, took out the bunch of lilies, threw it hard on the ground, and stomped on it twice as if to vent her anger.

Tang Weisheng watched quietly, only the blue veins on his arms twitched twice. Yes, he thought that if he stayed in the sun for two more minutes he would be able to withstand the warmth. Tang Wansu was worthy of being his biological mother, she could always make him wake up the fastest.

"You didn't go back to the old house, you hid from me and your uncle, and then you planted flowers here to experience life." Tang Wansu bit each word tightly, as if tearing Tang Weisheng's flesh. "Your uncle was almost killed by Xuanzhe! What on earth are you doing!"

Tang Weisheng finally took action. He looked at Tang Wansu, half mocking, half helpless, "Mom, if Uncle hadn't stepped on Xuanzhe's minefield, who would bother with him? I've said before, as long as you guys stay in your place, Xuanzhe will never kill you all."

"Just do your duty!" Tang Wansu suddenly raised her voice, "I am the mistress of the Xuan family now! What do you mean by doing your duty? Half of the Xuan family's things were originally yours. I worked hard for you, and what are you doing?" Tang Wansu's face suddenly changed as she spoke, and she strode towards the room next to the kitchen. When Tang Weisheng found out, he immediately tried to stop her, but Tang Wansu was arrogant and unreasonable and pushed the door open.

The room was simply furnished, with two cabinets filled with SpongeBob SquarePants figurines that Wen Shuang and Tan Li had recently given them, and posters framed in glass hanging on the wall.

"You..." Tang Wansu was so angry that her whole body was shaking.

Tang Weisheng grabbed her arm and pleaded, "Mom, don't touch these."