Summary: [I'm begging you on my knees to add my other book "After Feigning Stupidity, I Shocked the豪门 Circle" to your collection, a transmigration + older male love story!]
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<...Chapter 63 High EQ Baby
Without further hesitation, Yin Song signaled to the director to stop the meeting, apologized to everyone present, and quickly picked up Zhao Zhao and ran outside the observation room.
At this point, the live stream actually started playing mid-roll ads.
Netizens are laughing so hard they can hardly live.
[Hahahaha, wouldn't you call this a live stream mishap?]
[No, no, I've watched a lot of live variety shows, anything can happen. This incident with Zhao Zhao will at most give everyone a laugh, it's really nothing.]
[If the director hadn't sent someone to ask, I wouldn't have noticed any change in Zhao Zhao's expression at all; my attention was completely focused on the video.]
[Actually, Zhao Zhao has mastered the art of facial expression control. Don't forget his age; he's only three!]
[If this child can control his emotions at an age when he can't control his bladder, he will succeed at whatever he does in the future.]
[A three-year-old simply can't hold it in when he needs to pee. My little rascal is like that; one second he says he needs to pee, and before you can even react, he's already gone right there and then.]
[So it's quite impressive that Zhao Zhao can hold his pee. He seems to know it's not good to suddenly interrupt everyone during recording to say he needs to pee. How well-behaved he is! I like him more and more.]
I feel that Zhao Zhao doesn't want to trouble the adults. Thinking about it this way, Zhao Zhao's thoughtfulness is heartbreaking.
[I've already saved this on my phone; I'll show it to him when he's older. (Evil grin)]
After relieving himself in the restroom, Lu Yinzhao felt much more relaxed.
This time, he didn't have time to avoid Yin Song and took care of his physiological needs with his mother's help.
At this moment, Yin Song picked him up and comforted him, saying, "It's okay, it's okay. Our baby just wants to go to the toilet. If you encounter this again, you must tell Mommy immediately. Holding in your pee is not good."
Lu Yinzhao's face turned completely red as she buried her face in Yin Song's neck, recalling the scene just now and feeling extremely ashamed.
"Mommy, did I embarrass you?" the little voice asked in a muffled, childlike voice.
“There’s nothing shameful about it. Don’t overthink it. We’re halfway through filming, and it’s time for a break. Nobody can go without using the restroom all the time. It’s perfectly normal.” Yin Song noticed his son’s low spirits and gently patted the little guy’s back.
Lu Wenyan came over at this time, "Wife, let me hold you for a while, you go back to recording the show, I'll take Zhaozhao outside to get some fresh air."
Yin Song handed the child to him.
Lu Wenyan had been watching the live stream in the lounge. He was both amused and exasperated by Zhao Zhao's urgent need to urinate, but he was also inwardly criticizing the show's unreasonable arrangements.
Children are not like adults; it's difficult for them to maintain focus. It's already impressive that Zhao Zhao can sit there quietly for one or two hours. Even when she needed to pee, she didn't interrupt the normal recording of the show.
Their baby is so well-behaved, Lu Wenyan can't even bear to look after him.
"No need, Dad, I've already used the restroom. I want to go back to the observation room with Mom. I still want to watch the show." Lu Yinzhao quickly composed herself and tried to forget the embarrassment she had just felt.
Lu Yinzhao thought to himself, "It's not like I wet my pants in public. I haven't messed up at all, so there's no need to overthink it."
Since coming into this world, he has taken good control of his body, has stopped wetting the bed at night, and has developed a good habit of using the toilet independently.
Today was just an accident.
People will just laugh it off as a joke at most.
“Zhaozhao, let’s make this clear first: if you feel unwell again, you must tell the adults, okay?” Lu Wenyan said something similar to what Yin Song said.
Lu Yinzhao nodded seriously: "I understand, Dad."
Lu Wenyan put Lu Yinzhao down and patted his little bottom. "Alright, go with Mommy now. When it's over, Daddy will take you out for a big meal."
Hearing the second half of the sentence, Lu Yinzhao felt a little better.
It's not easy to have a job. Since he's going to do it, he should do it well and be a responsible person.
When Yin Song led Zhao Zhao back to the observation room, the other guests had just finished using the restroom and were chatting and drinking tea.
"I'm sorry to have kept everyone waiting," Yin Song said apologetically.
"It's alright, it's alright. Director Guo was already planning to call a halt anyway. Teacher Yin, and Zhao Zhao, don't feel guilty," said host Luo Jin.
The others chimed in, "Yes, don't feel guilty."
Gu Wan'er said, "Zhao Zhao is the most obedient child I've ever met. She was really great today!"
Ji Zhe also agreed, saying, "To some extent, Zhao Zhao's presence today has made the atmosphere in our observation room particularly lively."
"Haha, yes! Isn't this a kind of variety show effect?" Jiang Wenbo laughed heartily.
Everyone was very friendly and showed no disgust or impatience; on the contrary, they found it interesting.
Lu Yinzhao breathed a sigh of relief and smiled from the bottom of her heart, "Thank you for your understanding, older brother and sister."
The group was amazed by Zhao Zhao's mature speech, and then a barrage of praise poured out, making Lu Yin Zhao feel embarrassed.
Guo Hong took the initiative to ask everyone if they were ready. Once they were ready, they would start the live broadcast again.
By this time, viewers must have grown impatient with the commercials.
"OK, I'm fine."
"Let's begin."
"Yes, that's fine."
Even Lu Yinzhao replied, "I'm all better now too."
Guo Hong couldn't help but smile, made a gesture, and the live stream returned to normal.
The comments section became active again.
【Hey! Baby's back!】
[Zhao Zhao: Feeling refreshed after peeing. (Hands on hips for a moment.)]
[Zhao Zhao: Spreads her hands, indicating it's none of my business.]
[Such a calm and collected baby! I want to reach into the screen and give this adorable little one a squeeze.]
The host should mention Zhao Zhao more; she's getting incredibly bored.
[That makes sense. When the kid is bored, he wants to pee. Look at the mess this has made, it's so embarrassing for him, hahaha!]
Next, just as the audience requested, after all the video footage had been shown, the first person the host, Luo Jin, asked Zhao Zhao was about her.
"Zhaozhao, how are you feeling coming to the recording studio with your mom today?"
Lu Yinzhao rested her chin on her hand and smiled, "I'm so happy to see so many beautiful older brothers and sisters."
Luo Jin laughed and said, "I didn't expect Zhao Zhao to be a looks-obsessed person? You have three older brothers and one older sister. Do you think they are more attractive than the older brothers and sisters here?"
Oh, they actually set a trap for him!
Lu Yinzhao pouted, her eyes darting around, and replied with a smile, "My dad said that people with beautiful hearts are the most beautiful. My older brothers and sisters buy me delicious snacks and fun toys. The older brothers and sisters here just made me happy and praised me. You are all people with beautiful hearts, so you are all beautiful people~"
Lu Wenyan watched the live stream backstage and couldn't help but scratch his head.
When did he say something so inspirational? Hmm, was it during a story time at night?
What is high emotional intelligence in speaking? Come on in and learn!
My goodness! This kid's reaction time is incredible!
[Zhao Zhao's reply was textbook perfect; I used to hate being asked that kind of question.]
[Zhao Zhao: You little punk! You think you can stump me, Niu Gulu Zhao Zhao?]
[Is Zhao Zhao's mouth made of honey? Why don't I have a baby like that who can provide emotional support?! Jealousy is making me unrecognizable!]
[I suggest sending my child directly to the audition for "Extraordinary Talk Show." I won't watch it without him.]
[A three-year-old's emotional intelligence versus my 20-year-old's sharp tongue—this time, the human cub wins hands down, lol.]
How to make everyone in the room feel great with just one sentence...
[Zhaozhao, you understand workplace communication skills. Every working professional will have their DNA awakened after reading this.]
[I suggest thoroughly investigating whether this child secretly read "100 Lectures on Emotional Intelligence." If it were me at three years old, I would just tell everyone, "It's not good." (Dedicated to creating a better future for every adult)]
The host, Luo Jindu, paused for a few seconds before starting to applaud.
When he clapped, the other three people who had been praised so much that they pouted also clapped loudly.
"Teacher Yin Song, how do you teach children? Zhao Zhao is so eloquent! I feel like I can give up my seat and let Zhao Zhao host for me for a while." Luo Jin was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.
If Zhao Zhao's sudden urge to urinate was an unexpected element of the variety show, then the child's high emotional intelligence response at this moment is the highlight of the episode.
I feel like this episode will be much easier for the production team to edit, since Zhao Zhao has so much interesting material.
Absolutely amazing!
"Do you want to hear the truth?" Yin Song covered his mouth and said, "The truth is that I didn't teach him much. He usually learns things from TV. I only taught him to recognize Chinese characters. Zhao Zhao is smart on his own. I feel like I'm just benefiting from my son's success."
Gu Wan'er: "Can I say that I don't even have Zhao Zhao's emotional intelligence? My manager often says that I don't think before I speak in public, sob sob!"
Jiang Wenbo: "Zhaozhao, next time I see you, I'll buy you toys and snacks, and I'll also praise you. Wouldn't that give me double the 'inner beauty'?"
Ji Zhe: "Stop playing word games with people. I feel like I made the right decision to come here. In the observation room, I not only met my idol, Teacher Yin, but also learned a little lesson on emotional intelligence from Teacher Zhao Zhao. I'm so lucky!"
The address of "Teacher Zhao Zhao" made the entire audience burst into laughter, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became exceptionally lively.
[From now on, we can't call Zhao Zhao "Baby" anymore; we have to call him "Baby Brother." It's not quite the same as "Kid Brother"—he's a master at the infant level.]
[I feel like Ji Zhe and the others have all been CPU-bound by Zhao Zhao right now. Their minds are probably filled with the idea that "buying toys = making people happy = inner beauty"—this logical loop is absolutely insane.]
[Could a children's reality show director come and take Zhao Zhao, this little genius, into the show? He's just too good at creating entertainment.]
[Next time someone asks me, "Do you like your dad or your mom more?", I'll just copy and paste Zhaozhao's answer and tell them, "Dad earns money for me to spend, and Mom cooks for me. Their wallets and cooking skills are both beautiful inside and out! So I like them both!" (Respect.jpg)]
The entire recording of the program ended amidst laughter.
Before the show ended, all the guests in the observation room said "goodbye" to the audience in front of the camera one by one.
Lu Yinzhao smiled sweetly and said, "Goodbye, brothers and sisters~"
[Ahhh, Zhao Zhao smiled at me!]
[What's the difference between this and a kiss on the cheek! The close-up shot is so cute!]
[Why did it end so quickly? I wanted to watch more!]
[Goodbye, Zhao Zhao! I'm going to keep watching your videos on your Little Orange Book account even after the broadcast ends.]
I've been having a really hard time getting rid of this kid lately; he's my internet "son."
[Lu Yuan, I'm sorry, I'll be back after a while. I've completely become a fan of Zhao Zhao today; he'll definitely be a sweet and caring guy when he grows up.]
[Zhaozhao must be the baby born from the best qualities of both Director Lu and Goddess Yin, right? Beautiful, with a great personality, stable emotions, and top-notch emotional value. Whoever has such a baby will be incredibly blessed! (I'm just saying)]
After leaving the observation room, Lu Yinzhao was in a great mood, and all her previous slight emotions vanished.
It's time to get off work! Time to go out for a big meal!
When Lu Wenyan saw her son rushing over excitedly, she squatted down and hugged the little bundle of joy who was running towards her.
"Ouch, you've hit your old man! Zhao Zhao, you're getting heavier and heavier, take it easy on your old man." Lu Wenyan picked up Lu Yinzhao and gently pinched his little nose.
"Dad, I'm hungry, let's go eat!"
Lu Yinzhao's starry eyes were fixed on her father, filled with anticipation.
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Author's Note: Zhao Zhao: When it comes to being fair, I'm a professional [covering face and peeking] (playing it off)