Gu Yanyue's words were a blatant insinuation that Yuwen Ran was no longer capable. Gu Yanyue knew she was being incredibly audacious, relying on Yuwen Ran's indulgence to accuse him of being "incapable" right in front of him. After she finished speaking, Gu Yanyue's courage faded, and she tried to slowly get up from her chair and run back to the bed.

Although she would definitely be caught by Yuwen Ran in the end, at least she could give Gu Yanyue a little illusion of self-deception. As long as she covered herself with the quilt, Yuwen Ran would not be able to see her.

But Yu Wenran would never give Gu Yanyue a chance to run away from him. Taking advantage of his long arms, he pulled her over and pressed Gu Yanyue's head into his arms. He smiled and said, "Oh? Ah Yue, are you dissatisfied with my usual poor service?"

Without waiting for Gu Yanyue's answer, he spoke thoughtfully, "So, I have indeed been staying in the study more often recently. Even when I returned to Fengqi Palace, I was already exhausted and didn't have time to be affectionate with you. That's why you thought I was no longer able to do it."

"Who wants to be affectionate with you?" Gu Yanyue was pressed into his arms, unable to breathe, and said angrily, "I wish you could live in the study every day. It would be better than coming back and competing with me for the bed!"

But Yu Wenran's leisurely voice sounded from above: "If you feel that I'm too busy lately and don't have time to accompany you, you must tell me. Don't hide it in your heart and refuse to say it out loud because of shyness, otherwise you will get sick if you hold it in for too long."

Hearing Yu Wenran completely misinterpret her meaning, Gu Yanyue laughed instead of getting angry and retorted, "It's okay, I don't need to hold it in. After all, Your Majesty is not the only man in this capital. If I really can't hold it in any longer, I can just leave the palace and find a prostitute in a brothel. Their service is much better than yours! Besides, it's a good opportunity to learn from Concubine Liu and add some color to Your Majesty's hair to make it less monotonous."

The way she behaved behind Yuwen Ran's back wasn't exactly the same as the way she behaved in front of others; it was completely different. Only Yuwen Ran could see this, but it could also be a bad look. For example, right now, Gu Yanyue had pissed Yuwen Ran off to death.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Yu Wenran paused, held Gu Yanyue's head in his hands, stared at her carefully, and said gently: "Looking for a young man? Can you provide better service than me? My hair is too monotonous, do you want to add some color to it?"

His tone was gentle, and there was nothing wrong with his expression. However, Gu Yanyue felt that Yu Wenran's appearance gave her an inexplicable chill at the back of her neck. It was too scary...

Before she could say anything, Yuwen Ran suddenly picked her up and stood up, striding towards the bed, scaring Gu Yanyue to scream.

Gu Yanyue suddenly lost the support she needed and could only helplessly hug Yuwen Ran's neck, trembling as she said, "Ah Ran, put me down..."

Yuwen Ran ignored Gu Yanyue, so Gu Yanyue had to soften her voice and try to negotiate with Yuwen Ran, "A Ran, I'm afraid of heights, can you please let me down?"

Gu Yanyue thought that if she revealed her fear of heights, Yuwen Ran would put her down. But Yuwen Ran not only did not put her down, but he also shook Gu Yanyue in his arms twice and said, "Since you have "reminded" me, Yue, as your husband, I naturally have to serve you well, so that you won't focus on other men."

When Gu Yanyue heard Yuwen Ran say "other men", her face turned red and she buried herself in Yuwen Ran's arms, letting Yuwen Ran carry her wherever she went.

The porridge in the small kitchen was ready. Ah Yan and Xiao Mo took the trays and wanted to bring it in to feed Gu Yanyue and Yu Wenran. Unexpectedly, as they reached the door, they were suddenly embarrassed by the noise made by the couple. Standing outside the door with the trays, neither leaving nor staying, they stared at each other with a look of confusion on their faces.

Finally, A Yan mustered up the courage to shout inside: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! The porridge is ready. When you want to drink it later, remember to call us servants and we will heat it up for you right away!" After saying that, before Gu Yanyue could say anything, A Yan immediately pulled Xiao Mo away.

When Gu Yanyue heard Ah Yan's voice, she knew the door's soundproofing wasn't working. She was afraid Ah Yan and Xiao Mo, who were outside, had heard everything that was going on in the room. Suddenly, she felt even more embarrassed and refused to look up at Yu Wenran, trying to get under the covers.

Yuwen Ran and Gu Yanyue panted and bickered for a while, but they finally stopped. Gu Yanyue's face and ears were still flushed from having been overheard by Ah Yan and Xiao Mo. She rested her head on Yuwen Ran's arm and pushed him, saying, "I told you to do this, but you insisted. Look, now they heard everything!"

Yuwen Ran knew that although Gu Yanyue's words were blunt, she was actually quite thin-skinned. Normally, even the slightest teasing from Yuwen Ran would cause a blush to creep up around her ears. And now, if her usual maids heard her and Yuwen Ran's actions in the room, she probably wouldn't want to see anyone again.

Gu Yanyue couldn't explain herself. She and Yuwen Ran hadn't done anything. It was Yuwen Ran who had pinned her down on the bed and tickled her because of her previous boast about finding "another man." If Yuwen Ran had really done something to her, she wouldn't be lying there peacefully in his arms right now.

Yuwen Ran knew that Gu Yanyue was already afraid and embarrassed. If he left her alone, he was afraid that he would not be able to see her again after returning from court today. So he stroked Gu Yanyue's back one by one. The gesture was not completely unrelated to the gesture of stroking a cat, but it was exactly the same. It was extremely perfunctory!

Especially what Yuwen Ran said next, it made his attitude seem even more perfunctory. "Ayue, Huluhuluma, I'm not angry anymore. Next time, I will pay more attention to the impact and try not to have sex in broad daylight. Even if I have to do it in broad daylight, I will choose a time when there is no one around."

This this this! Is this human language?

What did they say about being more mindful of the consequences next time? And trying not to have sex in the daytime? Even if they did have sex in the daytime, they would choose a time when no one was around???

He, he, he actually wanted to have another chance? Ugh! Don't even think about it! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!