Chapter 105 I Just Came Out of the Toilet

The left protector's face suddenly turned ugly. "What did you say?"

"I just came out of the toilet."

Seriously, once isn't enough, I have to listen to it again.

Anyone who has been in a toilet knows one thing.

After going to the toilet, there was a faint smell of shit on my body.

Ye Xingzhou only stayed in there for two minutes, but the smell already covered his body.

Other cultivators would use cleaning techniques to clean it, and Ye Xingzhou would do it too, but this time was an exception.

Who made it so lucky for this demon cultivator to hit him?

So, while the smell on his body had not yet dissipated, Ye Xingzhou took the opportunity to disgust him.

Ye Xingzhou's words reminded Zuo Hufa of the time when he was a child and had not yet practiced fasting.

That was the memory he least wanted to recall.

A hundred years ago, when he was young, he was squatting on a pit toilet. He lost his footing and fell in. He swam in it for about an incense stick before being fished out by a dung scoop.

The shadow cast by this memory was so great that it caused him to develop a demon in his heart.

After becoming possessed by the devil, the first thing he did was to seal this memory.

Now, I remember it, I remember it all.

The pill in his mouth had already melted and could not stop the acid in his stomach. The left protector was struggling desperately.

"Have you washed your hands?"

"without."

The left protector turned around and said, "Ugh!"

The vomiting sound was earth-shaking.

"Daoyou! What's wrong with you, Daoyou!"

Ye Xingzhou came forward with a shy face and started to massage the left protector's back.

"No! Don't come over here! Ugh!"

The left protector avoided being touched, as frightened as he could be.

Ye Xingzhou came out of the toilet without washing his hands and fed him the pill = Ye Xingzhou fed him the pill that tasted like shit.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Mosaic images kept flashing through my mind.

The left protector had a pale face and was lying on the ground, exuding a sense of death.

Die, die, it’s good to just change your body.

At worst, he could kill another disciple and sneak in, so that he could temporarily forget this dirty memory.

It was true death, the pulse was getting weaker and weaker.

The left protector was barely alive, and Ye Xingzhou was shaking him frantically.

"Fellow Daoist, fellow Daoist! You must not get into any trouble!"

"Who will replace him if something happens to you?"

Seeing that the man was only breathing his last breath, Ye Xingzhou instantly became possessed by the domineering boss.

"Live, come alive!"

"If you die, I'll bury all the toilets in the world with you!"

“!”

The left protector recovered in one breath and got up instantly.

"Are you sick?"

Listen, listen.

If he dies, all the toilets in the world will be buried with him.

Does this sound like something a normal person could say?

Anyone with a brain wouldn't say such a cruel thing.

He, a demon cultivator, couldn't even say it and let the whole world be buried with him.

How dare Ye Xingzhou do that?

Could it be that after this body of his dies, Ye Xingzhou will search everywhere for toilets, collect feces from thousands of households, and add a fecal surrounding feeling to his corpse!

Don’t say it, a crazy person like Ye Xingzhou actually dares to do this.

He really didn't dare to gamble on this possibility.

Ye Xingzhou actually resorted to such means to get him!

Although I am very affectionate, please don't be so affectionate.

He didn't dare to accept this favor!

At this moment, the Left Protector was not only alive, but also healthier than anyone else, and could kill a cow with one punch.

Seeing this, Ye Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good."

If he really died, he would have to take the trouble to find a new body for the demon cultivator.

It would be easier for him to live like this.

The worry on Ye Xingzhou's face was genuine. Under other circumstances, Protector Zuo might have been a little touched that someone was so concerned about him.

However, this topic was shrouded in a sense of filth, and it was Ye Xingzhou who had caused him to become like this.

I really can't be moved.

Now he just wanted to beat this disgusting thing to death.

How could Yantian Sect have such a unique disciple?

The left protector covered his face with his hands, and only let go after calming down for a while.

"Fellow Daoist, could you please pay more attention to hygiene in the future?"

Pay attention to hygiene.

I'm not even busy pretending to be disgusting, let alone talking about hygiene with this damn demon cultivator.

If this masochistic demon cultivator didn't have many ways to escape, he would really want to add some rat poison to poison the person to save trouble.

Ye Xingzhou still looked serious. He was confused at first, and then turned angry. He angrily accused the left protector.

"Have you ever heard of the saying 'worry leads to confusion'? You hit me just now and I was injured myself, but the first thing I cared about was whether you were dead or not."

"I took the elixir with all my heart to save you, but you despised my dirty hands."

"Okay, you dislike me, right? I'm leaving now."

Ye Xingzhou slammed his shoulder hard, causing the left protector to stagger again.

Ye Xingzhou rushed forward like a bull.

The left protector covered his shoulder and tugged at Ye Xingzhou's clothes, "That's not what I meant."

"Then what do you mean?" Ye Xingzhou asked.

“…”That’s exactly what I meant.

The left protector was stuck for a moment.

If I had known this, I wouldn’t have hit Ye Xingzhou on purpose.

Normally he's a shameless person who tries to take advantage of others, but when he gets angry, he's like he's possessed by ten bulls and can't be stopped.

I no longer have the desire to kill him.

no.

Ye Xingzhou couldn't be angry.

He wanted to regain his desire to kill Ye Xingzhou.

Killing each other behind the scenes is one thing, but you still have to pretend to love each other on the surface.

The left guardian stopped in front of Ye Xingzhou and stammered, "Fellow Daoist, I didn't mean to say that. I just haven't, uh, adapted yet."

"Not used to it?"

Ye Xingzhou's tone relaxed a bit, and the left protector nodded, "Yeah, that's right, I just haven't adapted yet."

How dare you say that.

Don't look at the consequences before making excuses.

Since he hasn't adapted yet, he will help the demon cultivator to adapt.

Ye Xingzhou raised his eyebrows and stretched out his claws in front of the left protector.

The left protector was puzzled, "What?"

"Repair Pill."

"Didn't I just give you a bottle?"

"When did you give it to me?"

Ye Xingzhou's sure look made the left protector doubt his own memory.

He clearly remembered giving it to him?

Did he vomit so much that he got it mixed up?

The left protector hesitated and took out another bottle of repair pill.

Ye Xingzhou took the jade bottle, unscrewed the lid and poured out a repair pill, then held it in his hand and handed it to the left protector's lips.

"eat."

"?"

The left protector turned his head away and said, "My injuries have healed, why should I eat again?"

"Didn't you say you couldn't adapt? So I'll help you adapt."

“…”

Is this how you help?

You are so kind-hearted, why didn’t the people you helped beat you to death!

"I knew you were lying to me." Ye Xingzhou turned and walked away. "If he were here, he would eat up all the dung, not to mention the pills."

When the left protector heard this, his eyes became clear and stupid.

what happened?

Didn’t we just make peace?

Why did you leave again?

Also, when did he become able to eat feces?

How come he doesn't know he has this ability?

No, an angry Ye Xingzhou has no desire to kill.

The left protector chased after him and said, "Don't leave. I think we can discuss this further."

Ye Xingzhou said nothing and kept quickening his pace.

The left protector also got excited and chased after him.

After circling Xuanling Sect three times, the left protector finally lost his patience and gave in.

Why is this bird's nest guy so angry!

He stared at the repair pill in Ye Xingzhou's hand, hesitated for three seconds, and then blocked Ye Xingzhou's way.

"I'll eat it! I'll eat it! Okay?"

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