[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 163 What to do
Is this human language?
Being tied up for no apparent reason.
There is also a group of people who are waiting to refine him into a cauldron.
I can’t go home, and I can’t leave.
Being hungry now, he didn't even glance at the elbow.
Ye Xingzhou let him continue crying and ate along with his crying.
He's just a fragile, glass-hearted guy with eight-pack abs.
Why does everyone bully him?
The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt. Gu Qingshan stared at the almost finished elbow and couldn't help crying out loud.
The crying sounded hoarse and mocking, like a kettle boiling.
With the accompaniment of music, the smell of spicy strips seemed to hit him directly in the face. Ye Xingzhou sucked his elbow and gave instructions.
"Lower the tone a bit, it's a bit spicy, too low, raise it a degree, keep it up, it's just the right spiciness."
“Do you have a heart or not?” Gu Qingshan roared out with red eyes.
Ye Xingzhou stopped chewing his elbow and looked up at Gu Qingshan. Not only were his eyes red from crying, but his fair cheeks were even redder.
Soaked with tears, like a peach.
He lay on the ground in a mess. Perhaps the rope was too tight, squeezing his body tightly. His white shirt stuck to every inch of his skin. His muscles wanted to break the rope at any moment, but due to the restraint of the magic, the rope left red marks on his skin.
The bewitching aroma has disappeared.
Seeing Ye Xingzhou finally looking at him, Gu Qingshan raised his head with great effort, his long eyelashes wet with crystal tears, and he sobbed and began to accuse.
"You make me cry louder and softer, do you think I'm just a seasoning?"
"I'm crying! Did you see that? I'm not adding spice to your meal!"
"Why do you have the right to make me cry louder and lower? Do you have to control me even if I cry?"
Ye Xingzhou was stunned for a moment, "Then you can play freely?"
“…”
Gu Qingshan cried even louder.
Someone's kettle is on again.
Ye Xingzhou scratched his ears and propped up his face to look at Gu Qingshan.
At this moment, he was full of childishness, completely different from the previous Danfeng who was suppressing his tears.
It seems that the spinal replacement has once again brought Gu Qingshan back to his past memories, the past when he was forced to replace his bones with a beautiful bone and undergo body transformation in the Hehuan Sect.
"How old are you?" Ye Xingzhou suddenly asked.
Gu Qingshan just kept crying and didn't reply.
Seeing this, Ye Xingzhou took out a piece of fragrant cake.
"This is what my junior brother brought me from Nanmu Country. This is the only piece left, and I can't bear to eat it. Now answer me and I will give it to you."
Gu Qingshan quickly glanced at the fragrant cake without saying a word.
Ye Xingzhou was not polite and immediately pretended to eat it, and only then did Gu Qingshan give in.
"Give me the fragrant cake first, and I'll tell you."
"OK."
In fact, he didn't eat it at first.
He wanted to escape, but he was bound by the rope and no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free.
He had planned to die with the others, but Ye Xingzhou ran up to him and asked for food.
It’s just a meal, and it tastes really delicious.
It's normal that he couldn't help but accept the food.
Gu Qingshan stopped crying and ate the delicious cake that was fed to him obediently.
It's fragrant and sticky, delicious.
Ye Xingzhou: "Can you tell me now?"
"Eight years old."
Gu Qingshan's lips parted slightly, like water-soaked peach petals, rosy and shimmering, particularly eye-catching, making people want to rub and twist them hard.
The Hehuan Sect knows how to transform the most attractive people.
Fortunately, there was no strange fragrance to disturb his mind. Ye Xingzhou was now extremely clear-headed. He glanced at it and then looked away without any emotion.
"Do you still want to eat?"
Gu Qingshan nodded awkwardly.
Ye Xingzhou: "Let's make a deal first, you can't use brute force."
Gu Qingshan: "You can't drag me to refine the furnace."
Ye Xingzhou: "Okay, what do you like to eat?"
Gu Qingshan swallowed his saliva, "I want to eat pork elbow."
Ye Xingzhou: "Wait for me for half an incense stick, I'll bring you some food."
Ye Xingzhou tried to carry him, but seeing that Gu Qingshan was calm and didn't struggle, Ye Xingzhou quickly helped him onto the bed.
Don’t think that he is well-behaved now. It is only because of the punishment of the Immortal Rope that he compromised a little and allowed himself to eat.
If there were no Immortal Binding Rope, Ye Xingzhou's head would probably be as big as the big pits around it.
Gu Qingshan raised his eyes and saw Ye Xingzhou locked the door when he left, and the idea of running away was temporarily dispelled.
Ye Xingzhou acted quickly and asked for two pork elbows from the canteen before returning to Danfeng.
On the way, I met Elder Xuan.
Before Ye Xingzhou could dodge this fart elder, Elder Xuan took the initiative to block his way.
"You're hiding from me when you see me."
Ye Xingzhou nodded, "Indeed, he's hiding from the fart."
Elder Xuan rolled his eyes and asked, "How is your third senior brother?"
Ye Xingzhou told the truth, "He's full of energy, the kind that can break bones with one punch."
Especially Elder Xuan's old bones. If he punches someone without spiritual energy to protect him, he will be sent to heaven immediately.
Of course, Ye Xingzhou could only murmur in his heart.
Elder Xuan stroked his beard and then asked, "Did you see Xiang Xiuyuan picking lotus flowers yesterday?"
“?” Want to eat, dreaming.
Ye Xingzhou raised his eyebrows and said, "I did what I should do when picking lotus flowers for Senior Brother Xiang."
Elder Xuan: "I'm asking you what he did with the lotus?"
Ye Xingzhou nodded, "I did it, I did it."
Elder Xuan: "What did you do?"
Ye Xingzhou: "Yes, what did you do?"
"Go away quickly and don't be an eyesore here." Elder Xuan raised his hand impatiently to drive him away.
Ye Xingzhou suppressed his smile and walked away from Elder Xuan with a swagger.
Lao Deng, don’t even think about eating the fried lotus flowers made by Senior Brother Xiang.
Ye Xingzhou removed the lock, pushed open the door, and was startled by the scene inside.
A big hole appeared in the crumbling window, and Gu Qingshan was stuck in the window, with his front half squeezed out and his lower half stuck in the house.
He was trying to push his butt up and down to escape, but his feet were tied and he couldn't move.
"I'm stuck, I'm stuck." Gu Qingshan's voice echoed outside the house.
This ox's strength should be used to plow the fields.
Ye Xingzhou put his elbow on the table, grabbed Gu Qingshan's feet and took some effort to pull him out.
Gu Qingshan sat against the wall, panting.
Ye Xingzhou stood in front of him with his hands on his hips, "Where's the trust you promised? Why are you running away? I don't want to eat pork elbows anymore."
Gu Qingshan lowered his head, "After this meal, are you going to turn me into a furnace?"
Forget it, why bother with an eight-year-old?
Ye Xingzhou squatted down, put away his scolding tone, and looked at Gu Qingshan at eye level.
"Third Brother, no, feel your spine carefully. Everything that happened before is in the past."
"Third Senior Brother, you are now in Yantian Sect. Master brought you back. Look, you have been here for a long time. Has no one hurt you?"
His memory was too confused, and all he remembered was the forced transformation of his physique.
But what the person in front of me said was indeed true. No one hurt him, and his spine was still intact.
Gu Qingshan pursed his lips, "Can I really trust you?"
Ye Xingzhou didn't hesitate, "With all my heart and soul."
Gu Qingshan lowered his eyelids slightly, as if he had lost all his strength.
"I don't want to be a furnace, I don't want to be a living grass, and I don't want to give birth to a grass boy in the future."
"No, Third Brother, believe me." Ye Xingzhou said seriously, "You are a human now. Your name is Gu Qingshan, the third disciple of Immortal Wujian."
"Third Brother, look."
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