[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 2: Encounter in Maple Forest
Ye Xingzhou spread out his five fingers, slapped Ren Wangzhu's face, and pushed away the guy who was half a head shorter than him.
"Well, Brother."
Only then did he wake up from his dream and realized that his previous behavior was very offensive.
"Brother, I..."
Ren Wangzhu opened his mouth to explain but was interrupted by another voice.
"Ren Wangzhu, you're so bold! You actually dare to hit me with your hair?"
The wind was blowing from behind, and when Ren Wangzhu got so close, the fiery red headband mixed with the inky black hair fluttered up and hit Ye Xingzhou's face with two swishes.
How presumptuous! Before he could even finish his words, he was hit twice on the head.
Ye Xingzhou's attention was all on his hair.
I hope you didn’t find out.
Ren Wangzhu breathed a sigh of relief, but was afraid that the other party would notice, so he continued with Ye Xingzhou's words.
"But brother, you were distracted just now, and you didn't even play hide-and-seek with me."
"Brother, don't you want to play with me?"
"Or, brother, you have other playmates."
Look at what he said.
"Junior brother, you actually suspect me. Don't you know what kind of person I am?"
Ye Xingzhou suddenly showed a kind expression, touched Ren Wangzhu's head, and calmly wiped the sweat that had accidentally touched his face when he covered it onto his hair.
"Junior brother, we are the best in the world. How could I go behind your back and have fun with someone else?"
"Besides, when you ask that, it makes me think that you want to become stronger secretly without telling your senior brother."
Ye Xingzhou changed the subject in just a few words.
Upon hearing this, Ren Wangzhu instantly raised his hands, eager to prove himself.
"Brother, I didn't practice without your knowledge. If you don't believe me, I can swear a heart demon oath."
"Senior Brother knows, and I naturally believe in you."
Ye Xingzhou held down Ren Wangzhu's hand as he was about to swear.
Once the inner demon oath is made, it is a contract between heaven and earth, and any action can be turned into a chess piece. If you break the oath, you will be struck by thunder.
Ye Xingzhou just wanted to trick the child, but didn't want to make it so big.
Ren Wangzhu's eyes were clear and his voice was apologetic.
"Brother, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have suspected you so recklessly."
"It doesn't matter, brother, don't worry about these things."
The next second, Ye Xingzhou raised the corners of his lips and began to reveal his true purpose.
"But if you feel insecure, I can make a promise with you. It's fine as long as we have a verbal agreement. You will stick to the last position. Although I am older than you, I will also work hard to stick to the last position."
They are all useless, and he can't give Ren Wangzhu the opportunity to corrupt the atmosphere.
The bad habit of involution must be changed!
Ren Wangzhu was immersed in Ye Xingzhou's heartfelt speech.
At this moment, his little finger had already hooked Ye Xingzhou's finger, and he was very moved.
"Brother, you are so kind to me. I will always hold on to the last place."
Without Senior Brother Ye, who would still dote on him like this!
It's said that he had never experienced the harshness of society. Ye Xingzhou fooled him with just a few words and made him lose his mind.
Looking at Ren Wangzhu's innocent appearance, Ye Xingzhou couldn't help but recall his college days.
Back then, he was also a naive and foolish college student. Now his face is as thick as a city wall and he only knows how to talk.
Things in this world are unpredictable. Things in this world are unpredictable.
After fooling the man, Ye Xingzhou pushed him away without hesitation.
"Don't just be moved, you also need to take some practical action."
"Brother, I'll go sweep the floor now!"
If the inspection fails, you have to scan it again, which will delay your meal time.
For this meal, Ye Xingzhou was so busy swinging the broom in his hand that it was almost emitting sparks.
He also works as a sanitation worker in the world of immortal cultivation.
As he was sweeping, Ye Xingzhou threw the broom away.
That's not right. Why would he need a broom when he has reached the world of immortal cultivation? He can just use the Dust Purification Technique.
Ye Xingzhou used the Cleansing Dust Technique according to the magic in his mind.
The person looked refreshed, and there was not a single fallen leaf missing from the ground.
Okay, okay, his skills are only enough to clean himself.
Ye Xingzhou picked up the broom again and began to sweep the fallen leaves obediently.
Just as the piles of fallen leaves were about to be cleaned up, before anyone could even catch their breath, Ren Wangzhu suddenly exclaimed.
"Brother, the wind is blowing!"
I don't get up early or late, and the wind blows just after I finish sweeping.
"This idiot Feng is so tactless!"
Ye Xingzhou threw down the broom again and rushed towards the pile of fallen leaves, with Ren Wangzhu following closely behind.
Then, the two of them came up empty-handed.
In the blink of an eye, the pile of fallen leaves was blown up by the wind.
Maple leaves are flying in the whirlwind.
Dazzling red, brilliant red.
Wherever the tornado passed, it left a trail of maple leaves.
The ladder located halfway up the mountain was affected and was inevitably covered with maple leaves.
Then a burst of unbridled laughter came from far away, full of satisfaction at having completed the prank.
"Yantian Sect actually has cultivators who can't even distinguish spiritual power. It seems that you two are the losers I'm looking for."
God damn bastard!
Ye Xingzhou stared at the person approaching, his eyes almost spitting fire.
The person who came was also wearing the red clothes of the outer sect. The difference between them was that this person looked very rich.
Her shoes were inlaid with gold threads, her hair was wrapped with gold hairpins, and she had a white jade pendant around her waist. She exuded an air of arrogance.
Especially the condescending look in his eyes as he looked down at the dog. His otherwise handsome face had been given a bit of evilness that ruined the beauty.
"Hey, are you mute?"
Seeing that neither of them spoke for a long time, he became dissatisfied and kicked Ye Xingzhou lightly.
On the side of the boots, the white crane inlaid with gold thread is lifelike.
It was the first time that Ye Xingzhou saw shoes inlaid with gold.
I guess these pieces of gold wire can be exchanged for a lot of money.
Well, my hands are itching to pick up something valuable.
Meng Zhi has superior talent and a top-grade fire spiritual root. At the age of seventeen, he has already reached the late stage of foundation building.
Logically speaking, a talented player like him should not appear in the outer sect.
However, three months ago, Meng Zhi was indeed still in the inner sect and was the sect leader's favorite disciple.
Why not now?
The problem lies with Meng Zhi. Meng Zhi likes to be humiliated.
He was only one step away from entering the Golden Core Stage, but he refused to do so. He was just joking.
That would have been fine, but Meng Zhi had to act so servilely and run over to other cultivators to make his presence felt.
He could learn the sword technique in just one time, which took others three times to master. He would also show off his skills at every turn to launch dimensionality-reducing attacks, and with his own strength, he caused many cultivators to lose their spiritual faith.
This kind of arrogant and ostentatious personality makes people hate it.
So, many cultivators secretly united to beat Meng Zhi. Who would have thought that before they could make a move, Meng Zhi handed the image recorded by the photo stone to the leader, and then said something lightly.
"There is no place for me in the inner sect, so I will go to the outer sect."
Then, the participating monks violated the sect rules and were punished, and Meng Zhi, the sixth monk, ran to the outer gate to continue his free life.
[System, Meng Zhi's configuration is top-notch, why isn't he the male lead? ]
[When the game was being developed, Meng Zhi was originally planned to be one of the male protagonists, but due to his awful personality, many players complained about the poor experience, and he was removed from the cast.]
It's what you deserve.
Seeing his mean look, Ye Xingzhou wanted to slap him.
"How could you do this? These are the fallen leaves that Senior Brother Ye and I worked so hard to sweep away!"
Ren Wangzhu was so angry that his hair stood on end.
There were a few leaves stuck in his hair, and his face was dirty from where he had just bumped into the ground. He looked disheveled and pitiful.
“So it can talk.”
Meng Zhi raised an eyebrow, "I'm sorry, I did it on purpose. So, come and hit me."
Wow, this is the first time Ye Xingzhou has heard such an outrageous request.
Someone actually asked for a fight.
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