[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 248 And——He
Good news, Elder Xuan does not worship violent literature.
Bad news, Elder Xuan is the Lao Liu in Lao Liu literature.
His nickname is Madungua. How could he be a good person when he was young?
If you scratch the melon at night, you will feel sad at dawn.
Elder Xuan was cunning and smeared special medicine powder on the razor.
No hair will grow on any head that is shaved with that razor.
There are over a hundred demon cultivators wearing the same Mediterranean style hair, and their heads reflect light when they stand under the sun, which is a spectacular scene.
Elder Xuan, with his shaved head, took the opportunity to make wigs out of his shaved hair and sold them at a high price.
During that time, the demon world was in the midst of a wig trend.
The wigs sold are mixed with special medicine powder. If they are not replaced after a period of time, the wigs will fall off.
Therefore, the demon cultivator had to change his wig frequently.
Elder Xuan recycled fallen wigs, put them in a shell, and sold them over and over again.
Elder Xuan not only got his revenge, but also made a fortune.
When Yantian Sect was first established, most of the funds were obtained by Elder Xuan from the evil cultivators.
Later, with the financial support of the Meng family, Elder Xuan stopped selling wigs and returned to Yantian Sect to become the old-fashioned and irritable Elder Danfeng.
To this day, although Madungua is no longer in the demon world, there are still rumors about him in the demon world.
This is the Wig King of the Demon World.
Thinking back to the day when Madungua was about to leave, hundreds of demon cultivators cried and saw him off.
No other substitute can match the silky and scalp-friendly wigs made by Ma Dungua. They are irreplaceable.
It turns out that Elder Xuan's alchemy is just a side job, and his main business is selling wigs.
Ye Xingzhou touched his chin and said, "Elder Xuan, I don't think I need to go."
In front of Elder Xuan, Ye Xingzhou's methods can only be considered as entry-level.
There is no reason to show off your skills in front of Elder Xuan.
Even if he didn't show up, Elder Xuan could still shave Meng Qianhan's hair into a Mediterranean style and bring him back.
Elder Xuan slapped Ye Xingzhou in the face and said, "Didn't you play the dung thief when you were assessing the secret realm? Now you're so listless."
"That's all in the past." Ye Xingzhou said with an old-age look, "Elder Xuan, what were you like when you were young?"
Elder Xuan just replied coldly.
Ye Xingzhou blinked, "Then Elder Xuan, can you tell me about the founding of the sect?"
Before Elder Xuan could finish, he slapped Ye Xingzhou again, "It's clearly recorded in the clan history books. You didn't read it when you were in school, and now you come to ask me. This slap is not enough for you."
Ye Xingzhou touched his nose.
The atmosphere in class is suitable for sleeping, and a bunch of words put together can become a ready-made hypnosis book.
"If you don't learn in class, you'll come back to ask after class."
Elder Xuan stroked his beard and glanced at Ye Xingzhou calmly.
No matter how much you argue, don't make fun of Jianzong.
Judging from the fact that Elder Xuan sold wigs in order to build Yantian Sect, the other elders are no different.
Elder Xuan lifted Ye Xingzhou's collar and activated the teleportation array under his feet without saying a word.
Ye Xingzhou hurriedly put on his mask.
In an instant, the scene changed suddenly.
When they landed, Elder Xuan handed Ye Xingzhou a sack and said, "Guard the back door and trap anyone who comes out."
"good."
Ye Xingzhou was quite interested in Elder Xuan's actions.
The people patrolling the Meng family now are all Jindan cultivators, and there is also a guest in the Shenhua stage. How is Elder Xuan going to lead them away?
Ye Xingzhou lowered his head and glanced.
This was the first time Ye Xingzhou had seen a sack made of rope.
This sack can't catch a monk, let alone a seventh-level spirit snake.
Ye Xingzhou put on an invisibility talisman and held open the sack, ready to be ready at all times.
Elder Xuan walked into the Meng family with a razor in his hand.
It was just getting dark and the lanterns were emitting candlelight.
Ye Xingzhou had only waited for three quarters of an hour when a big black rat suddenly jumped out.
The candlelight was dim, and the big black rat had a bald head.
Look at the bald head, it’s Meng Qianhan.
Ye Xingzhou was quick to act, tightened the bag, picked up the person and ran away.
Elder Xuan, who was dressed as a demon cultivator, and the Meng family's disciple who was in the God Transformation Stage were fighting fiercely.
Ye Xingzhou swung his legs very quickly, and with the help of the teleportation talisman, he arrived at Nanmulin in less than a moment.
No wonder Elder Xuan gave him the job of trapping people. It turned out that he was attracted by his good legs.
The sack made of rope is reliable. After Meng Qianhan was put in it and struggled, the sack tightened instantly.
It's like a vacuum bag, and people can't move at all.
"Junior brother, come and give me a few punches to vent your anger." Ye Xingzhou hurriedly called out to Meng Zhi.
Meng Zhi jumped down from the tree and was stunned for a moment when he saw the human figure in the sack.
It was tied back so easily?
What does the hypocrisy of the past few days matter?
Meng Zhi raised her eyes and looked at Ye Xingzhou with complicated expressions.
Ye Xingzhou wiped the sweat from his forehead and continued to vividly describe the scene of the arrest.
"Junior brother, Elder Xuan is so handsome. He kicked the man out in two swipes and beat up the Meng family's retainers."
"Then I definitely can't hold back. I'll harness the person and run away, bringing him back as soon as possible to vent your anger."
Elder Xuan doesn't understand the principles, but he knows a little bit about fighting.
Ye Xingzhou lacks strength, but he is good at escaping.
Meng Zhi said, "Ye Xingzhou."
"What's wrong, Junior Brother?"
As Ye Xingzhou raised his head, Meng Zhi's hand fell in front of him.
The thin calluses on his fingertips showed clearly that he did not mind the sweat beads. Instead, he focused on gently brushing away the hair on his forehead.
"Junior brother, you..."
Before Ye Xingzhou could finish his words, Meng Zhi pinched his lips and forced him to shut up.
He turned his eyes aside, feeling an itch between his teeth.
The mottled moonlight poured down through the shadows of the trees.
Meng Zhi was clearly looking sideways, but Ye Xingzhou saw it clearly.
In Meng Zhi's eyes, there is moonlight, leaves, light and shadow, and——
he.
The smile on Ye Xingzhou's face gradually faded.
Meng Zhi let go of his hand.
"Ye Xingzhou, thank you."
There was no atmosphere, and they even forced people to mute their microphones to create one.
"Junior brother, don't thank me. Elder Xuan is the one who made the main effort. I am just a bystander."
After saying that, Ye Xingzhou pulled the corner of his mouth.
Both sides fell silent.
The person in the sack was twisting like a maggot.
This was the scene that Elder Xuan saw when he landed with a figure in his arms.
Elder Xuan glanced at the two of them strangely and said casually.
"Your mouths are tied with rope?"
Normally when these two get together, they can't stop talking. Add Ren Wangzhu to the mix, and they're a noisy trio.
Like a group of baby birds, they kept chirping.
It was suddenly so quiet that I felt a little uncomfortable with the silence.
Ye Xingzhou chuckled, took two steps closer to Elder Xuan, and leaned over to look at the person in Elder Xuan's hand.
"Elder Xuan, you arrested Director Kong."
Elder Xuan snorted, "It doesn't matter if I catch one or two. If that old retainer hadn't run so fast, I would have dragged him here as well."
"A role model for our generation." Ye Xingzhou gave a thumbs up.
"Stop talking nonsense." Elder Xuan put the man on the ground. "Director Kong has already made me unconscious. The strange fragrance on him is strange. I will take him back to Yantian Sect for research."
Ye Xingzhou nodded to indicate that he understood.
"Meng Zhi, what are you doing standing there?" Elder Xuan rolled his eyes at Meng Zhi.
"I've brought the person to you. If you don't ask, I'll help you."
Elder Xuan cursed under his breath, "You bunch of bastards, if you keep silent next time you encounter something like this, I will give you a slap in the face."
Yan Tianzong is obviously a great man, I really don’t know why Meng Zhi didn’t ask for help.
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