[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 26: Crazy chewing chewing chewing
After a night of rest, Ren Wangzhu's body has almost recovered.
As soon as the sun rose, the rankings were refreshed, and forty-two people were eliminated today.
The first place is still Lu Yue, with ten tokens.
The second place was actually Fang Rong, with seven tokens.
Meng Zhi still has zero tokens.
Ye Xingzhou was slightly surprised, "Did he sacrifice all his teammates?"
"I heard Brother Fang Rong say yesterday that he gave all his teammates cartilage powder."
It turns out that the teammates’ magic power is boundless.
However, it’s only the second day of the assessment, and Fang Rong dares to be so high-profile. Isn’t he afraid of being targeted by the cultivators?
Although there is nothing wrong with snatching the token, Fang Rong's method is indeed a bit insidious. Isn't he afraid of being discovered by the elders?
Ye Xingzhou changed his mind.
Judging from Fang Rong's personality, he was very likely to have found a more powerful teammate, so he chose to sacrifice his previous teammates.
By then, Fang Rong would probably be the first one to seek revenge on him.
It seems he has to hide his whereabouts well.
The nearby Lingxi herd began to move around and eat grass.
The green grass was wet with dew and made a crackling sound when chewed. The chewing sounds of more than a dozen Lingxi snakes overlapped, and they smacked their lips.
Voice control party is blessed.
There was a little spirit creature that was wandering around the tree, as if it had spotted the two of them.
Seeing that Lingxi had a crescent birthmark on the corner of his head, Ren Wangzhu lowered his voice.
"Brother, this Lingxi kept chasing me yesterday."
Ye Xingzhou looked at Lingxi thoughtfully.
It would be much more convenient to find someone by riding Lingxi.
"It's good that it can chase people away. It proves that this spirit beast is full of energy."
"Junior brother, go cut two bundles of grass."
"good."
Ren Wangzhu didn't ask the reason, but ran into the woods with his sword to cut grass.
Ye Xingzhou cut off a branch.
The leaves on the branches are green, no different from the grass on the ground.
Lingxi has a large body, but its eyes are tiny little bead-shaped. At first glance, you might think its two big nostrils are eyes, making its face look very big.
Ye Xingzhou held the branch close to Lingxi's mouth like fishing.
Eat, eat quickly! These leaves are so fresh!
Judging from its size, this rhinoceros is probably not yet an adult and seems to be curious about everything around it.
As soon as the branch fell, little Lingxi opened his mouth and started eating.
Don’t say it, the food from trees tastes better than the food from the ground.
Ye Xingzhou threw the two bundles of grass that Ren Wangzhu brought in front of the other two Lingxi beasts.
Of course, if you want to order the younger one around, you have to please Lingxi's parents first.
Ye Xingzhou took advantage of the moment when Lingxi was eating leaves and jumped onto Lingxi's back.
"Junior brother, come quickly!"
Ren Wangzhu was still confused when he fell on Lingxi's back.
He watched his senior brother holding a branch and fishing it above Lingxi's head, but Lingxi just followed his instructions.
Just become a mount like this?
This feeling is so unreal.
The sunlight is a bit dazzling.
"Junior brother, the task of commanding the direction is now left to you."
Ye Xingzhou handed the branch in his hand to Ren Wangzhu, then blindfolded him with gauze and told him not to let anything out.
With their current level of cultivation, it would be easy for them to be killed in a head-on battle for the token.
If it comes to playing the old six style, Ye Xingzhou is good at it.
As soon as little Lingxi left, Lingxi's parents just looked up and buried their heads in eating grass again.
How can a child smell like grass?
Three seconds later, Ye Xingzhou will pay a heavy price for this unreliable decision.
Who would have thought that this little Lingxi is such a talented actor!
As soon as the little Lingxi left his parents' sight, he stopped eating leaves.
It kicked its four legs wildly and ran wild in the woods.
Ren Wangzhu held the Lingxi horn tightly and was almost thrown to the ground.
Ye Xingzhou grabbed Lingxi's tail and dangled his body in the air.
“Ahhhhhh—”
"It was just pretending!"
Xiao Lingxi was so fair and just that he bumped into every cultivator he met while running wildly.
The monks who were originally on the verge of a fight were forced to run because of Lingxi's appearance.
"Ahhh! Ren Wangzhu, you're going to die! Why are you provoking Lingxi?"
"Brother! It can't stop!"
The monk being chased shouted, and Ren Wangzhu also shouted.
This speed is like racing.
Ye Xingzhou was thrown wildly from behind and started vomiting as soon as he opened his mouth.
Xiao Lingxi rushed forward, and those who were slow to dodge rolled into the mud.
The mud was mixed with Lingxi's feces, and the smell was like cow dung with a hint of grass.
No matter how strong a monk is, he cannot stand falling into a pile of shit!
The path of cultivating immortals has been bitter, tiring and bloody, but it has never been a cesspool!
It's so dirty, it almost gives me psychological trauma!
The monk who fell into the quagmire crushed the token on the spot and gave up.
Who would dare to want a token that has been stained with shit!
It makes me sick just thinking about it!
"vomit!"
The monk hiding in the tree no longer wanted to fight, and the expression on his face was hard to describe.
Looking at the situation on Ye Xingzhou's side, it is even more difficult to take your eyes off it.
Ye Xingzhou was seen vomiting and crawling, using all four limbs to chase Lingxi, who was tired from running, and bite him madly.
Thigh nibbling! Back nibbling! Butt nibbling!
The teeth seemed to be inlaid with gold, and they left a mark on the thick-skinned Lingxi.
You are naughty, right? Your uncle Wang will definitely teach you a lesson today!
If you don’t watch it, you will feel uncomfortable for a while. If you watch it, you will feel uncomfortable for the whole day.
One monk couldn't hold it in and vomited while holding onto a tree trunk.
It must be said that Ren Wangzhu is a smart person.
Ye Xingzhou was performing a show to attract attention, and he stretched out his Erkang hand to grab the human token.
Every time I grabbed one, it kept silent.
When Ye Xingzhou was tired of chewing, Ren Wangzhu presented two tokens as treasures.
"Brother! Look! I pulled it out!"
Ye Xingzhou was panting, but he still gave a thumbs up.
He is indeed a good junior fellow taught by him!
The monk who was watching the show said carefully, "Actually, I would give it to you if you asked for it openly."
Another person added silently, "Me too."
Ren Wangzhu had been discovered when he was trying to grab the token just now, but they rarely resisted.
After all, I have never seen such a scene in my life. I am shocked.
For the sake of two tokens, he dared to play with shit and even chase Lingxi and bite him madly.
If you think about it carefully, they don’t really want to enter the inner gate, they are just eliminated and they are willing to accept it.
It would be better to give the token to these two people than to have it taken away by others.
Anyway, I have watched enough shows, so it is worth paying a token as the fee.
They even gave the highest praise to this scene.
"This fighting style is disgusting!"
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On the other side of the dense forest to the south.
"Brother Lu, this is my sincerity."
Fang Rong put the seven tokens in the open and said, "As long as my senior brother helps me snatch Ye Xingzhou's token."
Previously, Lu Yue always won first place in every outer sect competition and had good relationships with people, so he wanted to make friends with him.
In fact, Fang Rong also did this. He used spirit stones and elixirs to please Lu Yue, hoping that Lu Yue would help him when he became an inner disciple.
Lu Yue’s ability to cultivate to the middle stage of foundation building was inseparable from his contribution, and now he deserves to be rewarded.
That's why he came to Lu Yue for help.
There was a vicious flash in Fang Rong's eyes.
Damn Ye Xingzhou, if he hadn't suddenly appeared yesterday, he wouldn't have planned ahead.
Lu Yue had his usual smile on his face. "Junior brother, you know I don't need your token."
"I believe that Junior Brother Fang's cultivation level should not be enough to fear a disciple in the late stage of Qi Refining."
There is a lot of sarcasm in these words.
Fang Rong found the smile piercing his ears and felt that it was extremely fake.
Of course Ye Xingzhou couldn't beat him in a head-on fight, but Ye Xingzhou was like a loach and could not be caught at all.
"However," Lu Yue changed the subject, "Now that you mention it, I'd like to meet you."
Fang Rong was delighted, "Thank you, Senior Brother Lu!"
Lu Yue's smile deepened.
Fang Rong is such a fool, he still has some use if he keeps him around.
"The Seven Star Grass is about to be born."
Fang Rong understood and made a gesture of wiping his neck.
"I'll spread the news and lure people over to ambush us."
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