[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 270 Just be happy secretly
The king hesitated.
"Think carefully, a fifth-level siren is not something you or I can easily provoke."
Ye Xingzhou's cultivation level is only at the middle stage of foundation building, which is not enough to compete with the sea monster.
One kick could crush Ye Xingzhou to death.
Ye Xingzhou: "I've thought it through. Since I want to help, I will definitely do my best."
The king showed gratitude and took out a storage bag from his arms.
He looked at Ye Xingzhou and said, "Thank you for your help, I will reward you handsomely once the crisis of the Shuihuo Clan is resolved."
"Thank you in advance, Your Majesty."
Ye Xingzhou did not refuse and immediately accepted the storage bag.
The king then said, "There are water-repellent beads in the storage bag, Your Excellency, please be careful."
"Um."
The king had already set up the formation, and Ye Xingzhou walked in without hesitation.
Cracks had begun to appear in the barrier, and as soon as there was a sign of water seeping in, a magical weapon patched the hole.
Now both sides are wasting time.
One arrow, one weapon.
What's the point of guarding a city full of treasures? Since he is the king, he must protect his people at all costs.
The king raised his head and glanced at the water surface, and a big knife appeared in his hand.
He turned his head and spoke to the soldier behind him.
"A life-or-death battle to carve out a path for the Shuihu Tribe. Will you all join us?"
"I will always follow the king!"
No one hesitated, and in an instant, great morale was heard.
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Ye Xingzhou had already adapted to the speed of the teleportation array and did not feel any discomfort after leaving it.
He took out a water-repellent bead from his storage bag and used it.
After being separated from the water, Ye Xingzhou began to observe the surrounding environment.
The deep sea is dark and eerily quiet.
Everything looks hazy, as if covered by a veil.
There are no living things in the environment right now.
Ye Xingzhou saw a mountain-like reef in front of him and walked towards it.
Going around to the other side, he saw a thin strip hanging on the reef.
They are white and slender, with distinct grains, just like enlarged rice grains.
This is octopus eggs.
A fifth-level siren only reproduces once in its lifetime, and the mother dies after the eggs hatch.
Judging from the current incubation stage of the eggs, the mother has entered a period of weakness.
Ye Xingzhou looked at it a few more times.
There is an octopus egg in the crevice of the reef.
There was no mother's scent around.
It shouldn't be.
Ye Xingzhou opened his spiritual sense to investigate.
Apart from detecting a faint scent from octopus eggs, the mother was not found at all.
There was almost no air around.
Ye Xingzhou ruled out the possibility that the mother animal went out to hunt, and a bad guess emerged.
The mother has died, leaving only the egg.
The touch on Ye Xingzhou's feet was too soft, so he lowered his head and dug away the gravel.
A bit of rotting skin showed.
Beneath the sand and gravel lies the mother body.
A fifth-level sea beast, it dies instantly.
Who has such great ability?
Without the mother, the eggs' breath is very weak.
In a few days, it will die between the cracks of the reefs.
Ye Xingzhou took the octopus eggs, warmed them with his spiritual power, put them into a storage bag, and quickly hurried back.
Without the help of sea beasts, the situation is a bit tricky.
Ye Xingzhou's eyes darkened.
In that case, he would just wait and see.
He originally wanted to use positive means, but reality forced him to take the crooked path.
I may not be able to compete with you in strength, but I have more magical weapons.
The supplies in Yishuihuo City will take two days and two nights without any problem.
It depends on how many people the Tiannan Alliance can kill.
Capsize the boat and the underwater world becomes the home turf of the Water Devil Clan.
When a monk falls into water, he has to consume spiritual energy to separate himself from the water and also has to deal with attacks.
Ye Xingzhou took out a few talismans.
Explode! Explode like crazy!
He's going to blow holes in all the ships today.
The king and his guards were fighting fiercely with the monks.
After Ye Xingzhou frantically stuck amulets on the boat, he swam stealthily to the bottom of the boat, stuck an explosive talisman on it and hid away.
Even if there was spiritual power protecting the ship, it couldn't withstand what Ye Xingzhou built.
The vessel quickly began to leak.
Ye Xingzhou quickly drew a few haha talismans, itchy talismans and burp talismans, and stuck them on whoever fell into the water.
At this moment, the monks who fell into the water became nervous.
Either he would laugh while gulping down water, or he would keep scratching himself, or he would keep burping.
They were acting like idiots, and everyone on the boat couldn't help but look at them sideways.
"Is this water poisonous? Does it mean someone is mentally unstable?"
The man had just uttered a word of doubt when a hand unexpectedly reached out from underwater and stuck a haha talisman on his ankle.
The next moment, under the surprised gaze of his companions, his nasolabial folds deepened and he couldn't stop laughing.
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"Are you sick?" your companion asked with friendly concern.
The man just pointed underwater and laughed wildly, unable to utter a single word.
His companion was disgusted and killed the man with his sword.
The next second, a talisman appeared on his boots.
His eyes were bloodshot and he kept burping.
The scene suddenly became chaotic.
"Someone's playing dirty tricks underwater!"
Ye Xingzhou was discovered not long after he started hiding.
"Congratulations, you guessed it right."
In order to reward the man for discovering him, Ye Xingzhou jumped out of the water and stuck the last itching talisman on him.
The man instantly twisted into a maggot on the deck.
Such a novel and sinister talisman attracted the attention of others.
The number of people coming to besiege suddenly increased.
Those who were infected were furious, but there was nothing they could do.
Ye Xingzhou was as slippery as a loach. As soon as we tried to stop him, he slipped away from the other side.
What’s even more infuriating is Ye Xingzhou’s fighting style.
He refused to confront the cultivator head-on. He was a good cultivator, but his methods were even more sinister than those of the demon cultivator.
Just like now, Ye Xingzhou attracted firepower, and a group of monks chased Ye Xingzhou madly.
When he was about to catch up, hey, what happened, Ye Xingzhou sped up again.
It's like teasing a dog.
Ye Xingzhou circled the group of people, giving them a chance to catch up, and then he sped up when they were about to touch him.
"Kill him!"
"Kill him! This monk is so damned!"
Look at everyone, they are so excited that their teeth are bared and their veins are bulging.
Ye Xingzhou was satisfied with arousing public anger.
Late at night, a man led a group of excited people running against the wind.
Breathe in the scent of freedom.
This is the youth of a monk.
When the people chasing him from all directions were running out of breath, Ye Xingzhou slowly reached into his arms.
He took out the poison powder and threw it into the air.
At this moment, the monks were breathing heavily, and there was no doubt that those who were slow to react were hit.
Take the Five Poison Powder and you're on your way.
Before he could react, he had already reported to the King of Hell.
"This fighting style is so fucking dirty!"
Now they didn't dare to chase after him, as they started to become wary.
Ye Xingzhou's methods are always unexpected. Even if the enemy builds a high wall, Ye Xingzhou can still jump on the top of the wall repeatedly.
By attracting firepower here, the Shuihuo tribe has already gained the upper hand.
Seeing the hostility gradually decreasing, Ye Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come and hit me!" he continued shouting.
This time no one responded to Ye Xingzhou's provocation. Everyone would rather fight the Shuihuo Clan head-on than get involved with Ye Xingzhou.
I couldn't catch up with him, and I couldn't hit him, and I was so angry.
Who has the brain to fight with such a mean person?
This made Ye Xingzhou unhappy about being ignored.
The consequence of being unhappy is that you will be pulling people's pants off everywhere.
"Ah! Who is it? Who's pulling my pants off?"
Ye Xingzhou smiled and took out another one.
To increase his cultivation level, wouldn't that just allow him to improve his ability to use dirty tricks?
Look at his hand speed. Normally he can only take off two people's pants in one second, but now he can take off four people's pants in one second.
They've all doubled.
Everyone can just be happy.
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