[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 304: Even hitting people is the same
Xiao Ping rolled his eyes at the two idiots.
Still laughing? What the hell are you laughing at?
He is truly the God of Wealth.
The Yantian Sect took in the Shuihuo people in exchange for conditions offered by Shui Yujun.
"Everything Yantian Sect wants is in the storage bag."
In front of the two of them, Shui Yujun took out four storage bags and handed them to Xiao Ping.
It really slaps my face.
"Don't bother about them." Xiao Ping pointed to his head, and his actions made his unfinished words clear.
Shui Yujun glanced at the two of them and casually passed the candied haws across Xiao Ping's sight.
"How did you know I have candied haws?"
Uncle Xiao has seen a lot of big scenes, so he looked calm.
Ye Xingzhou couldn't stand it anymore.
I can show off a string of candied haws all day long.
People with low IQ are really scary.
Ye Xingzhou said, "If you don't want to eat it, give it back to me."
“Eat, eat, eat.”
Shui Yujun started eating immediately as if he had received an order.
I was afraid that Ye Xingzhou would go back.
Xiao Ping couldn't help but look at Ye Xingzhou again.
Ye Xingzhou's disguise pill was of a very high grade, so there were no flaws.
What Xiao Ping saw was just an ordinary pockmarked face.
Well, ordinary description does not do justice to this face.
This face attacks the eyes at first sight, it is very aggressive.
Appearance is secondary, Xiao Ping sees the inside.
It takes more than just anyone to control Shui Yujun.
The Shui Yujun in the previous transaction is completely different from now.
Before, he had an unconcealable arrogance, but now, his face is still the same, but his personality has completely changed.
And the source of all this is this seemingly ordinary person.
Therefore, Xiao Ping treated the God of Wealth equally.
However, for those who are still happy eating candied haws, Xiao Ping is a little at a loss for words.
I want to flatter someone, but I can't find the words.
In the end, all he could say was, "This is a real candied haws."
Ye Xingzhou was so amused that he started laughing.
I smiled speechlessly.
If you can't praise someone, it's okay not to praise them.
What is the real Tanghulu?
However, Ye Xingzhou had no intention of keeping his word.
"No, it's the real deal."
Ye Xingzhou not only responded to the conversation, but also took out two more strings of candied haws.
Xiao Ping looked at it and started eating anyway in order to fit in.
Shui Yujun nodded frantically, "There's only one string, and Wu Ren only gave it to me."
As soon as he finished speaking, he looked up and saw Ye Xingzhou and Xiao Ping also eating the same thing.
Shui Yujun's face fell, "Wu Ren, didn't you say there was only one string?"
"You only have one string."
Ye Xingzhou said, "Don't look at the difference between yours and ours."
Actually, there is no difference.
Shui Yujun looked at the candied haws with only one left, "They all seem the same."
"No."
Ye Xingzhou immediately denied it, "This bunch of yours is just wild candied haws that I just grabbed from my storage bag."
"Do you know how hard it is to catch wild sugar-coated haws?"
Shui Yujun hesitated and said, "I feel like you're lying to me."
No matter how low his IQ is, he wouldn't be fooled by wild candied haws.
Ye Xingzhou blinked, "You're right."
"You really are lying to me!"
Shui Yujun raised his voice, already on the verge of getting angry.
At this time, Ye Xingzhou took out another string and gave it to him.
"I'll give you two."
With just one sentence, Shui Yujun was coaxed into becoming a placenta.
"Is it just for me, or does someone else have two strings too?"
Ye Xingzhou said without hesitation, "Of course I'm only giving it to you. I wouldn't be happy to give it to anyone else."
He has two strings of candied haws!
If it were someone else, Wu Ren wouldn’t give it to him either.
Shui Yujun couldn't control himself and the corners of his mouth curled up wildly.
Xiao Ping felt at this moment that he shouldn't stay here.
He should go underground.
This is enough to make people stupid. Most people don't have this ability.
Xiao Ping had already given Ye Xingzhou a thumbs up in his heart.
Shui Yujun is very happy.
A small head popped out from the corner.
The little girl had pigtails, looked about eight or nine years old, and was wearing a pink skirt.
If you don't look at her face, she's very cute.
After seeing the face, Ye Xingzhou almost wilted.
He thought Meng Zhi inherited her genes from her uncle, but in fact, Meng Zhi also inherited her genes from her mother.
He has a sullen face at such a young age, and has the same single eyelids and almond-shaped eyes.
The whole family looks disgusted with the world.
Shui Qian said nothing and used her spiritual power to punch Shui Yujun.
No emotions, just spiritual power.
"You're so stupid! You can't even tell north from south just because of a candied haws. You're really bringing shame to our Shuihuo tribe."
???
Hearing this smoky voice full of stories, Ye Xingzhou fell silent.
Ah this.
Ah this.
No, is he really nine years old?
Ye Xingzhou scratched his head, Ye Xingzhou scratched his neck, Ye Xingzhou scratched his whole body.
After beating Shui Yujun, Shui Qian rolled her eyes at Ye Xingzhou in a very ungraceful manner.
"What are you looking at? It's so ugly. If you look at it for one more moment, you'll have nightmares."
Ye Xingzhou: “…”
Good, good, good. Ye Xingzhou highly approves of this attack power.
Ye Xingzhou took out a string of candied haws and asked, "Want some?"
Shui Qian curled her lips, "You are just coaxing a child, you don't care about anyone."
That being said, it would have been very convincing if Ye Xingzhou hadn't noticed Shui Qian's eyes constantly scanning the candied haws.
It doesn’t matter, he specializes in dealing with stubborn people of all ages.
Ye Xingzhou squatted down and held Shui Qian down.
"What are you doing?" Shui Qian tried to struggle.
Ye Xingzhou chuckled and put his face close, "If you don't eat it, I will kill you with my ugly face."
After all, he is just a child. Shui Qian looked at Ye Xingzhou in disbelief.
No, this man has a child, so he can really be so cruel?
Treat her like Shui Yujun!
Having achieved his goal, Ye Xingzhou smiled, stuffed the candied haws into her hand, and stood up.
"Eat it."
Shui Qian smelled the sweetness and swallowed.
Shui Qian snorted and said awkwardly, "I didn't want to eat it either, but you forced it on me."
Look, although this guy is a bit ugly, he is still quite sensible.
Unlike her brother, who refused to give candied haws when asked for them and ate two strings by himself like a fool.
Ye Xingzhou was almost melted by the cuteness.
It’s not said that Meng Zhi learned his stubbornness from his mother.
This trip is worth it!
After returning, he can proudly tell Meng Zhi.
I have also seen our mother!
Not only have I seen it, I’ve also fed it!
Ye Xingzhou couldn't help but took out another plate of fragrant cakes from his storage bag.
Shui Qian's eyes lit up, but she looked away awkwardly.
Don’t be fooled by her tough words, Shui Qian is actually a hidden foodie.
Ye Xingzhou said, "Want to eat this fragrant cake? If not, I'll give it to someone else."
Shui Yujun said, "Give it to me, I want to eat it, I am happy to eat it."
Shui Qian accumulated spiritual power, knocked Shui Yujun down with one punch, and took the fragrant cake smoothly.
She looked at Ye Xingzhou and suppressed the corners of her mouth that were unwilling to eat. "If you hadn't forced me to eat it, I wouldn't be happy to eat it."
"If you don't like it, give it to me."
As Shui Yujun spoke, Shui Qian threw another quick, accurate and ruthless punch.
Only then did he slowly start to eat the delicious cake.
It melts in your mouth, leaving a lingering sweetness.
It’s also very delicious.
Shui Qian asked, "Where did you buy the fragrant cake?"
Ye Xingzhou smiled and said, "Nanmu Country."
Nanmu Country?
Shui Qian asked again, "Do you eat a lot?"
Ye Xingzhou: "A lot, from the beginning to the end of the city, no two are the same."
Shui Qian was dazed by the smell of the cake and her speech was slurred.
"I'll go check it out when I grow up. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to eat it. I just want to see if what you say is different."
"If it happens again, I'll beat you to death."
Ye Xingzhou covered his face.
Even when hitting someone, it's the same.
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