After Transmigrating into a Cultivation Game, I Chased and Killed the Male Leads

[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...

Chapter 438: Give or Not, Hesitant

Chapter 438: Give or Not, Hesitant

The left protector couldn't stand up.

He sat down beside a tree, curled up like an eighty-year-old man, and used his hands to weakly make hand gestures to clear away the mess.

"Ye Xingzhou, my legs are paralyzed."

"Good."

"Ye Xingzhou, my pants seem to be really torn."

"Put it on your head."

"Okay—???" The left protector looked up. "What did you say?"

Ye Xingzhou opened his dead fish eyes and asked, "Your ears aren't working well either?"

The left protector pursed his lips and asked, "Why are you becoming more and more harsh in your words?"

Ye Xingzhou said calmly, "Your pepper tastes choking."

As the two spoke, the smell of pepper became more and more pungent.

Can you still speak properly?

Really.

The left protector yawned and slowly got down to business.

"Don't worry, you don't have to worry tonight."

Ye Xingzhou glanced at him and said, "What do you want? An equal exchange."

The left protector simply replied with two words, "Headband."

Another headband.

Ye Xingzhou frowned, "What do you need so much for?"

The left protector said lazily, "I opened a second-hand hairband shop in the Demon Realm. What else can I do?"

"Give it or not? You're so hesitant."

Ye Xingzhou rummaged through his storage bag and said, "It's gone."

"Take the others."

Ye Xingzhou took out a bag of spirit stones, but the left protector rejected it without even looking at it.

"No, change to something else."

I don’t want spirit stones, gold, or elixirs.

"Then what do you want?" Ye Xingzhou stopped searching and asked.

The left protector thought for a moment and said, "I'm in need of a bed and quilt."

Can’t afford a quilt?

So many spirit stones were dug into the ground.

Ye Xingzhou took out the large flowered quilt and threw it into his arms.

This is not the right way to treat people perfunctorily.

The left protector gathered the quilt and was finally satisfied.

Ye Xingzhou was made to look like a profiteer.

"Is there anything else you want?" Ye Xingzhou asked again.

The left protector raised his eyebrows and asked, "Can you lend me a pair of shorts?"

"Fuck you."

Ye Xingzhou kicked, but the left protector dodged sideways.

You see, he asked if there was anything else he needed, but when he really asked, Ye Xingzhou was not happy to do so.

He just had a hole in his pants and wanted to borrow some money to wear. What else could he be thinking about?

Ye Xingzhou is a person with dirty thoughts and everything he sees is dirty.

Ye Xingzhou took out a bag of spirit stones and stuffed it into the left protector's arms.

The left protector raised his hand to block it, "I didn't bring my storage bag with me, so you keep the spirit stones for me first."

"Then you have hands to hold the quilt?"

It would be strange if Ye Xingzhou believed it.

The left protector chuckled and threw the large flowered quilt over himself, "It's just right for walking around."

He also became a boy who gave away money.

Ye Xingzhou put away the spirit stone and said, "Speak the message and leave after that."

The left protector is being shameless and won't continue unless you say something important.

There's no such thing as being afraid of a slap.

Totally addicted.

Ye Xingzhou's hands have slapped too many M's and he was forced to do business again and again.

From the initial reluctance and disgust to the ability to do it right away.

It couldn’t be more ripe.

Only Ye Xingzhou knows how many M's he had fanned along the way.

It was really hard work to be his hand.

Ye Xingzhou rubbed his hands.

The left protector uttered a sigh, "You're still disgusted? I don't have a poisonous tongue."

"It's your turn to try?"

The left protector suppressed the corner of his mouth and said, "Forget it then."

He said it with his mouth, but raised his hand faster than anyone else.

Ye Xingzhou rolled his eyes at him and said, "Get to the point."

"Suck your palm and pretend that the nausea is back." The left protector narrowed his eyes.

Ye Xingzhou tutted his words, "I asked you to tell me the news."

"oh."

The left protector clicked his tongue, feeling somewhat regretful.

"I don't know much."

"The origin of that vengeful spirit is unknown, and we can't find out the details."

"But you can't enter the Ghost Market. Don't ask why, you just can't enter."

As the left protector spoke, he suddenly spread out his hands.

"What?"

"Spiritual fruit, you've been talking for a while, won't you give me something to quench my thirst?"

The left protector was confident and justified.

Now that he is favored, he becomes arrogant.

The more humiliation he suffered in the past, the more arrogant the Left Protector is now.

He wanted to let Ye Xingzhou know that the Left Protector, who was second only to the emperor and above everyone else, was not so easy to bully.

Ye Xingzhou looked at him for a while and took out a bag from his storage bag.

The left protector wiped one and passed it to Ye Xingzhou.

"don't want."

Ye Xingzhou actually disliked his hand.

What a disgust.

Who cares?

He doesn't care at all.

The left protector blinked and took out a new handkerchief to wipe it.

"It's okay to eat a bite. I didn't poison it."

"If you're worried, I can take a bite first."

Niaowotou deliberately refused to eat it, because he wanted to eat the same spiritual fruit under the pretext of letting him test the poison.

Ye Xingzhou raised his eyes and said, "I don't dislike the spiritual fruit, I dislike you."

“…”

The left protector's expression froze.

"If you dislike it, then dislike it. You're talking as if I care."

"I must have lost my mind to rub the spiritual fruit on you."

The left protector sneered and laughed wildly without caring at all.

Finally, the left protector took out a spiritual fruit from his sleeve.

The spiritual fruit was twice the size of an ordinary one, with a crystal-like luster and abundant spiritual power visible to the naked eye.

He raised his eyes, held the spiritual fruit in both hands and held it in front of Ye Xingzhou.

"It's separated by spiritual power. I haven't touched it."

"Eat one. I see you like it."

"I picked one on the way here."

It's impossible to just pick them up.

The spiritual fruit has grown so big and is full of spiritual energy. Only a hundred-year-old spiritual fruit tree can produce such a big fruit.

Ye Xingzhou stared at the spiritual fruit and turned his gaze to the left protector.

Cautious, like trying to please.

"Do you like me?"

When the Left Guardian heard this, his tone immediately became impatient, "Don't say you like me all the time. Who would like someone as vicious as you?"

"You like it even if I give you a spiritual fruit. If you are so narcissistic, why don't you tell everyone in Yantian Sect likes you?"

"I like it whether you open or close your mouth. Can you please speak properly?"

Ye Xingzhou crossed his legs and sat down beside the left protector.

The left protector glanced sideways and stared at Ye Xingzhou.

After a while, he put down the spiritual fruit and pulled out a corner of the quilt.

"Do you want to build it?"

"Build it yourself."

Ye Xingzhou took out the spiritual fruit from the bag, wiped one and started eating.

The left protector lowered his eyes and the corners of his mouth gradually straightened.

The weight in my hand is heavy.

This is a good spiritual fruit.

But when he took it, no one wanted it.

Do you dislike him so much?

I obviously didn't dislike it that much before.

Tonight he just accidentally touched Ye Xingzhou's hand with his lips.

To be honest, it was Ye Xingzhou who grabbed his mouth first.

If anyone is to be blamed, it should be Ye Xingzhou.

The left protector wrapped the spiritual fruit again.

At this moment, a fragrance rushed into the nose.

A hot chicken drumstick is in front of me.

The spiritual fruit that no one wanted was also taken away.

The left protector's disappointment disappeared and he raised his eyes.

Ye Xingzhou placed the chicken leg under a lotus leaf and said, "Eat it."

"Are you willing to give it to me?" The left protector was stunned.

"I'm not that stingy."

The favor that was just lost is back again.

The left protector suppressed the corner of his mouth and reached out to take the chicken leg.

His fingertips carefully avoided Ye Xingzhou's hand.

"Ye Xingzhou, that spiritual fruit contains the clue you want to know."