After Transmigrating into a Cultivation Game, I Chased and Killed the Male Leads

[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...

Chapter 60 Send You On Your Way

Chapter 60 Send You On Your Way

How would I know!

How would I know?

Then I am his father!

I am the eel in question!

Who can stand being attacked in person for appearance, having a clear description of how he will die, and then having a sarcastic remark added at the end?

What? Beating him to death isn't enough? You want to hurt him too!

"Fuck your father! Go to hell!"

Li Erzhuang shed his shell on the spot and sprayed a mouthful of venom at Ye Xingzhou.

The village chief fell to the ground in fear, "Ah! You, you are not Li Erzhuang!"

"You can't hide it anymore, you rascal eel!"

Ye Xingzhou dodged the venom attack and ran away, with the Moon-gazing Eel chasing him wildly from behind.

But because of the attack last night, his vitality was severely damaged, and he couldn't keep his composure today.

Ye Xingzhou moved flexibly, picked up the dung scoop and scooped the moon-gazing eel accurately into the dung pit.

"Eat some shit to wash your mouth!"

The Moon-Watching Eel finally tasted a flavor that he had never tasted in his life.

Dream come true!

Ye Xingzhou set up a sealing barrier at the entrance of the pit on the spot.

Figure it out, it's impossible!

"Don't worry, Village Chief. The Moon-gazing Eel can't escape."

The village chief then came over with lingering fear.

Looking at the moon-gazing eel twisting wildly in the pit, the village chief no longer cared about being afraid.

"How am I going to go to the toilet in the future?"

"Don't worry, Village Chief. My junior brother will take care of it later." Ye Xingzhou wiped his hands and said, "Let's deal with Uncle Chen first. I'll pull out the sorcerer's soul and stuff it into the cesspool to keep the Moon-gazing Eel company."

Ye Xingzhou walked in front, and the village chief followed behind, their footsteps alternately light and heavy.

"Village chief, I actually admire you very much." Ye Xingzhou said suddenly.

The village chief was confused. "What?"

Ye Xingzhou stopped and said, "Be it the acting or the storytelling, it's flawless."

The village chief frowned. "Mr. Benefactor, what are you talking about? What acting skills, what fabricated stories?"

"Perhaps, I should call you a warlock."

As soon as Ye Xingzhou finished speaking, the village chief laughed softly.

“Hehehe.”

"Since there is no flaw, how did you guess it?"

"Don't rush to ask me how I guessed it." Ye Xingzhou raised an eyebrow. "First, tell me, how did the village chief die?"

"That greedy and stupid man deserves to be put to death." The sorcerer put on the village chief's mask and smiled twistedly.

As he laughed, the real story came to light.

"The year Xiaohe Village suffered from drought, the imperial court actually issued disaster relief silver, a full one thousand taels of silver."

"The village chief wanted to keep the money for himself, but he was afraid that the villagers would report it to the court if it got exposed. So, he made inquiries and invited me."

"He gave me five hundred taels and asked me to set up a barrier to prevent the villagers of Xiaohe Village from leaving the village."

"At first, I did think of setting up a barrier and then calling it a day. However, when I saw the Daqing River, I changed my mind and chose to kill the village chief and then return to Xiaohe Village."

"There's actually a monster hiding at the bottom of the Daqing River. That monster has been stealing the spiritual veins hidden under Xiaohe Village. The drought in Xiaohe Village is caused by that monster eating up all the spiritual veins."

At this point, the warlock sneered.

"This eel monster is really stupid. It still fell for the trick after eating so many people. I will help it cultivate and make it the river god of Xiaohe Village. All it needs is to share some of its spiritual veins with me."

"While the eel demon was eating others, the spiritual veins he had eaten were also transferred into my body bit by bit."

"Those monks who came here are even more foolish. They couldn't even figure out the river god's dream message, and they were stuck in the misunderstanding I created."

"As long as I keep putting myself in the position of the victim, no one will suspect me."

The cunning one is not the Moon-Watching Eel, but the sorcerer who has been using the body of the village chief and always treating himself as the victim.

"What about Xiaorong?" Ye Xingzhou asked.

"She was smothered to death by her father himself."

The sorcerer said nonchalantly, "Xiao Rong discovered that the village chief had embezzled money and wanted to tell the villagers, but the village chief found an excuse to trick her back and suffocate her to death. At that time, I happened to be working with the eel monster, so I let the eel monster eat her and then spread a false story about the angry river god."

"Now, it's your turn to answer how you guessed my identity."

"Xiao Rong."

Ye Xingzhou only said two words.

The warlock frowned, "What do you mean?"

"You already know that the village chief killed his daughter himself, so why are you still pretending to be a loving father?"

The warlock frowned, "But before I confess, you don't know how Xiaorong died."

"You want to know?"

"certainly."

"Then go ask Xiaorong underground."

Ye Xingzhou's eyes were calm.

"I just said I would pull your soul out and stuff it into a cesspool to keep it company with the Moon-gazing eels."

The sorcerer was startled, and the black gas spread, but it could not overflow the courtyard at all.

Ye Xingzhou folded his arms and stood still.

There is a reason why villains die because they talk too much.

The sorcerer was conceited about how he could fool others, but he didn't know that he was already trapped in a jar.

Underestimating the enemy is always a wrong choice.

Ye Xingzhou asked Meng Zhi to cooperate with him in performing a scene that would make the sorcerer think he had won.

"When did you set up the soul-sucking formation?!"

"I made this to send you on your way."

Meng Zhi soared into the air, and his spiritual energy turned into millions of sharp blades, which were inserted into the formation.

Leave the martial arts battlefield to Meng Zhi.

Ye Xingzhou turned and went into the inner room.

On the ground was Uncle Chen, who was tied up with a rope.

Uncle Chen lowered his head at this moment, his old face drooped, and the corpse spots on his body gradually appeared, but his expression was relieved.

Uncle Chen heard everything that happened outside clearly.

"I thought you would believe the village chief's words and kill me." A clear female voice like a yellow oriole came out of Uncle Chen's mouth.

Ye Xingzhou didn't refute. "Honestly speaking, your acting skills are not as good as the village chief's. The first thing that gives it away is your gait."

"Secondly, the village chief's nursery rhyme interfered with me, which forced me to think that the sorcerer's resurrection target was you."

Uncle Chen smiled and said, "Then what changed your mind?"

Ye Xingzhou: "The village chief often eats dirt to pretend to be crazy."

"But what does this have to do with me?" asked Uncle Chen.

"You reminded me." Ye Xingzhou looked directly into Uncle Chen's eyes. "That night, you didn't wipe the village chief's mouth out of kindness."

"The village chief has the earthy smell of the Moon-Wishful Eel in his body. He's using mud to confuse my judgment."

The Moon-Gazing Eel ate the spiritual vein beneath Xiaohe Village, which polluted the pure aura of the spiritual vein.

When the sorcerer extracted spiritual energy from the Moon-gazing Eel's body, it was inevitably contaminated by that breath, so he came up with the idea of ​​using the breath of soil to disrupt the identification.

That night, the village chief was afraid that Ye Xingzhou would notice something was wrong, so after Uncle Chen left, he pretended to be stupid, held his breath, and sat quietly on the bed.

Ye Xingzhou changed the subject and said, "But I didn't think of the Moon-Watching Eel. What really changed my mind was the news I heard from Xiao Xu."

"Oh?" Uncle Chen raised his white eyes and asked curiously, "What did Li Xu say?"

"The village chief asked you to go to town to learn needlework so that you could marry into Mr. Liu's mansion as a concubine."

"Is there anything wrong with that?"

"Yes, it's a big problem." Ye Xingzhou took a sip of tea, "I don't think a father who is crazy about his daughter would send her to be a concubine."

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