[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 74: It's called a death defense, but it's actually a hope
Once the potatoes fell into Zhu Qinglan's hands, their meaning completely changed.
Even though he knew that he was fasting, he still picked the biggest potato to please him.
This is clearly an attempt to build closer relations.
If you dare to get closer today, Wu Ren will dare to take advantage of you openly tomorrow.
This kid has a lot on his mind and cannot be kept.
If you stay any longer, your innocence will be lost.
Zhu Qinglan slowly ate the potatoes.
He has an immune body to all poisons and is not worried at all about the potatoes being poisoned.
But the anger I have suffered these days cannot be solved by a potato.
Tonight, he will send Wu Ren on his way.
Their eyes met, and the smiles in their eyes were more fake than the other.
Ye Xingzhou propped up his face and said, "Fellow Daoist Zhu, do you think your senior brother will go to the ancient ruins first?"
"Impossible." Zhu Qinglan rejected it outright.
"Oh? Are you sure?"
Zhu Qinglan realized belatedly that her attitude just now had been too resolute.
However, he didn't want to continue pretending.
Whoever loves you will live the days of being a bully!
His left protector stood up today!
Zhu Qinglan raised the corners of his mouth, his eyes filled with the determination to get revenge.
The evil energy quietly spread along the ground and gathered towards Ye Xingzhou.
"because--"
"Of course it's because you care about your brother!"
Ye Xingzhou took over the conversation and put his arms around Zhu Qinglan's shoulders like brothers.
Spell casting interrupted.
Zhu Qinglan shuddered and used her hands and feet to push Ye Xingzhou away.
"Just talk, don't get so close!"
Just let him say it!
Wu Ren gave him potatoes just to take advantage!
Isn’t this fulfilled!
Wu Ren just wants his body!
Feeling the demonic energy dissipate, Ye Xingzhou secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhu Qinglan had no chance of attacking Chao Fuyun before finding him.
As long as Zhu Qinglan is murderous, he will do his best to disgust people.
Ye Xingzhou moved his butt closer to Zhu Qinglan's position.
Zhu Qinglan kept moving away, and Ye Xingzhou kept getting closer.
Finally, Zhu Qinglan was pressed against the roots of a big tree, with nowhere to retreat, and a blush appeared on her face.
It's not that she was embarrassed, but she was angry at Ye Xingzhou's shamelessness.
"What on earth are you going to do!"
Ye Xingzhou then slowly said, "Fellow Daoist Zhu, I've actually wanted to say something for a long time."
"Just say it! Why are you standing so close to me?"
"As the old saying goes, the closer you sit, the better the relationship."
What kind of old saying is this? Isn’t this something Wu Ren made up on the spot?
Wu Ren is so shameless that he never feels guilty!
Ye Xingzhou continued, "Why don't you just stop looking for your senior brother?"
"Let's do something big. Let's go find the ruins together. You'll be in charge of killing people, and I'll be in charge of giggling. We'll work together perfectly."
Zhu Qinglan laughed when she heard this.
I collected the spirit stones and got a bargain.
If you can't remember the way at the critical moment, just give up.
How could there be such a shameless upright cultivator in Yantian Sect!
"Okay, give me back half of the spirit stones." Zhu Qinglan stretched out his hand and took it.
Face and the like are only worth a few spirit stones.
"good."
Ye Xingzhou was not stingy this time and readily took out a sack of spirit stones.
Zhu Qinglan reached out to take it, but Ye Xingzhou chuckled twice at this moment.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhu Qinglan frowned.
"I'm wondering when I should ask the Xuanling Sect's leader for marriage."
?
Zhu Qinglan saw Ye Xingzhou staring at her with an infatuated look on his face, and instantly got goosebumps.
"What kind of marriage are you proposing?"
Ye Xingzhou slowly raised his head to look at the moon. "Actually, there's a custom that has been passed down in my family."
"Whoever asks me for half of the spirit stone will be my destined lover."
“…”What a bullshit custom.
Zhu Qinglan retracted his hand.
He suspected that this custom was made up by Wu Renxian.
But when Wu Ren said this, it was really disgusting.
Even the spirit stones that Wu Ren touched were dirty.
It’s just a sack of spirit stones, that’s why he doesn’t want it.
"I've waited for so many years, and finally I've met Daoist Fellow Zhu."
Ye Xingzhou kept stuffing spirit stones into Zhu Qinglan's hands, "Daoist Zhu, take it quickly, don't be polite!"
"No! I don't want it! I was just joking!"
Zhu Qinglan refused so decisively.
Damn it, how could there be such a terrifying monk among the righteous people!
"Brother Zhu, are you really not going to consider it?"
"No! Not even considering it! I refuse!"
Ye Xingzhou had no choice but to put the sack of spirit stones back into his storage bag with regret.
Zhu Qinglan finally showed some dark side for once, but it didn't last long before she started to suffer bullying again.
Damn Wu Ren!
How could he have happened to encounter this disgusting thing!
He really has never eaten shit before, so he has to take this mission to taste the saltiness of it.
Zhu Qinglan lay on the haystack with her eyes wide open, fearing that Ye Xingzhou would go wild with his bestial nature at night.
Ye Xingzhou lay down on the haystack, turned sideways with his back to Zhu Qinglan.
Zhu Qinglan's murderous intent towards him temporarily disappeared.
In fact, he suspected that Zhu Qinglan was secretly enjoying it.
Not to mention his strength as a demon cultivator.
Judging from Zhu Qinglan's disguised strength alone, he is also in the late stage of foundation building.
Would a cultivator in the late Foundation Establishment stage be unable to push away a mere newbie in the late Qi Refining stage?
He said no, but did not use any spiritual power to dodge.
If Ye Xingzhou was a demon cultivator, how could anyone dare to disgust him like this?
Not killing will make you disgusted for a lifetime, killing will only make you disgusted for a moment.
Then he would have to take up his sword and chop the man into 749 pieces, then pickle them and hang them up like bacon.
I guess Zhu Qinglan will be on guard against him getting up at night and sneaking up on her tonight.
It's called a death defense, but in fact it's an expectation.
Could it be that he has developed Zhu Qinglan's hidden attributes?
Ye Xingzhou got goosebumps.
Zhu Qinglan was enjoying it secretly without realizing it.
The more abused they are, the more excited they become.
A masochist!
Zhu Qinglan didn't know what Ye Xingzhou was thinking.
He kept his eyes wide open and was on guard all night long.
During this period, any slight movement or turn over by Ye Xingzhou would make Zhu Qinglan alert.
It was not until dawn that he closed his eyes.
Not long after Zhu Qinglan fell asleep, Ye Xingzhou opened his eyes.
In fact, he was not quite sure whether his guess last night was correct.
So, he secretly tested it again.
If Zhu Qinglan really has this attribute, then it would be much easier to lure people to the ruins and encircle him.
Ye Xingzhou held his breath and crouched quietly beside Zhu Qinglan.
Zhu Qinglan's breathing became strangely lighter.
Just let him say it!
This guy Wu Ren just covets his body!
If it weren't for his desperate defense, Wu Ren would have taken action at night!
Only then did he close his eyes for a moment, and Wu Ren was not worth getting close to him!
"Friend Zhu, the grass is a little cold. Can I squeeze in with you?"
"Brother Wu Ren, no!"
Listen to these vicious words!
If he agreed, Wu Ren would naturally make the next request!
Promiscuity in broad daylight!
Still in the secret realm!
In public!
Does Wu Ren have any shame?
Zhu Qinglan covered herself with her clothes and quickly got up.
"It's already daybreak, why are you still sleeping?"
"Bamboo Taoist Friend..."
"Brother Wu Ren, please stop talking. I can't possibly agree to your request."
"All right."
Ye Xingzhou's hands hidden under his sleeves were covered with goose bumps.
Oh my god.
What a masochist.
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