[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 87 Don’t Come Over Here
Two books dropped.
A translucent spirit floated up, in the shape of a scroll.
Then another ancient book spirit floated up.
The two spirits looked at each other and circled around the person sleeping on the floor with his head covered.
The scroll has no face, but that doesn't stop it from showing an expression of disgust.
"Why is there a Qi Refining Stage rookie on the third floor?"
"You're going to sleep right away?"
"He thinks this is his home and he can sleep wherever he wants."
The ancient book was pressed directly on Ye Xingzhou's face, trying to suffocate him awake.
"Look, I'm going to wake him up."
Ye Xingzhou was sleeping soundly.
The spirit couldn't touch people, and Ye Xingzhou was completely unaware that there was a living book on his face.
"Get out of the way and look at me."
The translucent scroll swirled like a whirlwind, and the books on the bookshelf fell one after another.
The sound was crackling.
Several more books hit Ye Xingzhou.
"Boss, you're awesome!"
The pages of the ancient book opened and closed, as if clapping.
"That's it." Scroll waited expectantly for Ye Xingzhou to wake up.
Ye Xingzhou pushed the book off his face, turned over and continued to sleep under the gaze of the two spirits.
His breathing was steady, with no sign of waking.
"Is this monk a reincarnation of a pig?"
"What about the vigilance a monk should have?"
"When did Yantian Sect produce a disciple who can sleep so well? Why does he have to go to the library to sleep in any other place?"
Scroll felt greatly insulted.
Especially Ye Xingzhou, a cultivator in the Qi Refining Stage, it would have been fine if he had just reached the third level, but he actually slept in public.
Don’t you take these spiritual books that enlighten you seriously?
If this isn’t a provocation, what is!
"Wake up! Wake up!"
The scroll came close to Ye Xingzhou's ear and chattered.
"How can you sleep at your age? At your stage, how can you sleep? You have no future!"
"You're in your twenties, and you're only in the late stage of Qi Refining. Look at everyone your age who's already in the Foundation Establishment stage!"
"Sleep, sleep, sleep. You don't have any sense of urgency! You'll be crying when the sect assessment begins!"
Gu Ji also came over and said, "Boss, this monk is wearing inner sect clothing."
Scroll became even angrier, "So what if you're from the inner sect? Look at your cultivation level, you're simply the last one in the inner sect, not even good enough to be in the outer sect!"
"Get up! Hurry up and get up to practice!"
In his sleep, Ye Xingzhou only felt a buzzing sound like a mosquito in his ear.
In my dreams, I go back to my school days and get scolded by my teacher.
How could Ye Xingzhou endure such a nightmare?
He slapped him in the face with his backhand.
The scroll was translucent, and by accident I got half a slap in the face.
Ancient books are transparent, and luckily I didn't get slapped.
With a snap.
The movement of turning the pages of the ancient book stopped, "Boss, did he hit you?"
"No, you're mistaken."
The scroll suddenly calmed down and curled up into a ball. It said, "Go back to the main body and play. I want to make use of my special skills as a scroll."
"Oh." The ancient book disappeared.
The moment the ancient book disappeared, the scroll turned red.
It used a wooden axle to beat the leaf boat violently.
Hit it?
A Qi-refining cultivator actually dared to hit it!
It has never suffered such an insult since it became intelligent!
Who doesn’t place books that can enlighten the mind on display and respectfully place them on the fourth floor?
If you want to read it, you have to be respectful and flattering.
This monk actually dared to slap him!
Scroll hit Ye Xingzhou wildly through the quilt.
After Ye Xingzhou's aching arms and back were massaged like this, he felt completely comfortable.
Sweet dreams! Absolutely sweet dreams!
After being scolded by the teacher, you can also enjoy a massage from the teacher.
The touch feels the same as the real thing.
Who can enjoy this treatment!
No wonder Zuo Chunhui enjoys massage. If it were him, he would enjoy it too!
Ye Xingzhou turned over and continued to be hit by the scroll on his back.
"Please me! I'll let you go!"
The scroll was pounded vigorously.
Ye Xingzhou also slept soundly.
After hammering for half an hour, the red color of the scroll faded and turned translucent again.
"So, are you scared?" it asked proudly.
Ye Xingzhou slept even more soundly than before.
After reading the scroll, it turned red again.
Are you kidding me!
It just stayed there and pounded for ages, and it actually made the thing sleep more comfortably?!
The scroll sky is falling!
Its venting, its assertion of authority, its anger finally turned into a massage?
Is it that it has fallen behind, or is Yantian Zong crazy?
In anger, the scroll forcibly pried a string of golden runes into Ye Xingzhou's brain.
Sleep, right?
You love to sleep, right?
It must wake people up today!
Knowledge must be crammed in.
Get in there and hunt down this monk!
It wants to see what kind of dream can make people so obsessed that they can't wake up!
Ye Xingzhou was originally having a sweet dream.
Just as a big chicken drumstick was about to enter his mouth, it instantly turned into a string of golden characters.
Oh no, it’s dirty!
Ye Xingzhou ran wildly in his dream.
Then I will continue to pursue the article.
He chased her while laughing crazily, "Hahaha, you dare to eat chicken legs? How dare you be so greedy at your age!"
"Learn from me! You won't wake up until you finish learning this scroll!"
Ye Xingzhou rolled around wildly, trying to wake up, but he couldn't open his eyelids.
He watched the golden text approach and stepped back in fear.
"Don't come over here!"
You're just dreaming! Who would still want to memorize a book?
"Hahaha! So what if I came here!" Scroll laughed triumphantly.
The domineering scroll loves you fiercely! Lazy monks can't escape!
All that knowledge flashed before Ye Xingzhou's eyes desperately.
If Ye Xingzhou could not finish reciting the previous section, the scroll would add another section for him to continue reciting.
It’s so unfair!
These days, even if you don’t want to memorize your books, the books still force you to do so!
Ye Xingzhou vomited and recited at the same time.
God knows how hard it is to dream this!
I can’t wake up, so I can only recite books frantically.
If you memorize slowly, the words will become more and more complicated.
After Ye Xingzhou finished reciting the last paragraph, he almost foamed at the mouth.
"Brother, I beg you, please let me go. I will burn incense for you every day!"
Leave a way out when writing this book, in case we may not meet again in the future!
He was just taking a nap, how did he get involved with this crazy book!
When Ye Xingzhou was unhappy, the scroll was happy.
“Hahahahahahahahaha!”
He laughed like he was having a seizure.
Harsh and glaring.
Ye Xingzhou twisted wildly like a python, and finally woke up at the moment the scroll loosened.
I slept soundly.
When I woke up, there was a scroll floating in front of my eyes.
It’s just like in a dream!
"Hahahaha, young man, are you scared now?"
This scroll is seriously ill!
Ye Xingzhou opened his mouth and vomited.
He overused his brain and couldn't control himself and vomited.
There were books scattered all over the floor.
The scrolls floated back and forth.
After vomiting, Ye Xingzhou performed a dust-cleansing technique to clean the ground.
He looked drained of energy as he frantically searched through the books.
The scroll did not move when Ye Xingzhou suddenly moved and floated over again.
"Hey young man! What are you looking for?"
Ye Xingzhou ignored the scroll and continued searching.
"Young man! Did you hear me?"
After finally teaching him a lesson, he was ignored again when he woke up, and the scroll was about to get angry.
Ye Xingzhou searched around and finally found a scroll among a pile of books.
It is the body of the scroll.
If the scroll's secret passage is not good, you have to drill into the main body.
Ye Xingzhou's eyes were red, and he endured the pain in his brain. He took out a small stool from his storage bag and smashed it against the scroll.
"Hahahaha! You're forcing me to endorse it, huh?"
"Well done, you're great!"
"I won't stop until you smell like chicken legs!"