[Protagonist is straight, unconventional cultivation, no CP (ship freely), with one-sided crushes, slightly unhinged comedy, subtle ensemble redemption, everyone's funeral]No CP = Ship freelyRi...
Chapter 97 Don’t Talk, Hit Me
If the thousand-year-old black iron were made into a sword, it would be worth a fortune.
But if it is made into a ball, it is another matter.
The only one who could knead this hard material into a ball was Gu Qingshan.
Gu Qingshan didn't understand the meaning behind Ye Xingzhou's words, "Junior Brother, why should I give it to someone else? He is not my Junior Brother."
For the first time, Ye Xingzhou forced a smile because someone was nice to him.
Brother, please, beat me to death.
Don't be nice to me.
Open your eyes and look, can I hold the ball?
Gu Qingshan picked up the iron ball easily, "Junior Brother, I took into consideration that you are not a sword cultivator, so I made it into an iron ball."
Details, but no details at all.
"Third Brother, is there a possibility that I can't hold this ball?" Ye Xingzhou decided to ask this key question.
Just now, he was hit by the ball and fell into the ground. In the time it took him to turn around and say a few words, Gu Qingshan had forgotten about it.
Third brother, you are a fish!
Forgot in seven seconds!
After being reminded of this, Gu Qingshan slapped his head and said, "Oh yeah, I forgot again."
"Junior brother, wait a minute. I'll make you a hollow one after your injury heals."
Gu Qingshan took out a small notebook from his storage bag and started writing something down.
Ye Xingzhou leaned over to take a look and saw a line of words written on the paper.
〈After the injury healed, I changed the iron ball I gave to my junior apprentice into a hollow one.〉
Above that line of words were densely packed and repeated words.
〈Mutation, return to the sect, junior apprentice, meeting gift, iron ball.〉
Do ordinary people need to memorize it so many times?
Ye Xingzhou's gaze moved upwards, landing on Gu Qingshan's face as he carefully took notes. The corners of his eyes were still red, as if tempting him to make a mistake.
It always makes people want to touch it and rub it hard.
Abnormal, very abnormal.
Ye Xingzhou frowned slightly.
Apart from the memory problem, there are also some strange things about the third brother.
Third Brother smells very good.
It's hard to describe the body fragrance, like the aroma of flirting.
That fragrance always attracted him.
First I couldn't look away, then I wanted to get closer, to touch, to...
Don't mention it, he also wants to touch it.
I want to pinch two beans.
I want to pinch the beans until they turn red.
Ye Xingzhou was confused for a moment, and his eyes fell on the naked chest.
When I touched the bulging muscles, I suddenly came back to my senses.
What happened to him just now!
Ye Xingzhou shook his head to get rid of the dirty thoughts in his mind.
Despicable!
How could he be so mean!
Ye Xingzhou slapped himself, then took out two pieces of paper and blocked his nostrils.
Her gaze couldn't help but drift towards Gu Qingshan.
Gu Qingshan raised his hand and sniffed, "Junior brother, do you smell that fragrance?"
Ye Xingzhou desperately covered his eyes, "Third Brother, hurry up and punch me!"
"I'm sorry, Junior Brother, I forgot about my Charming Bone physique."
"Don't talk, hit me!"
Ye Xingzhou's hand couldn't help but reach out.
Gu Qingshan's emotions fluctuated and tears began to fall again.
His eyes were filled with tears as he threw a punch.
With a bang, a large human figure flew out from the roof.
Ye Xingzhou spat out a mouthful of blood and closed his eyes.
It feels great.
He slept so peacefully.
Chao Fuyun picked up the person sleeping in the vegetable garden, fed him a pill, and sent him back to bed.
Throughout the whole process, Ye Xingzhou experienced a sleep like a baby.
That punch brought back his memories of being a baby, crying and nursing in his mother's arms.
It’s mother’s warm embrace.
Gu Qingshan stood helplessly outside the door, "Big Brother, have I gotten into trouble again?"
"No." Chao Fuyun said as if it was normal. "Junior brother is sleepy, you are just helping him sleep."
Gu Qingshan pursed his lips, "Big Brother, thank you for comforting me, but my memory seems to be getting worse and worse, and I often get things mixed up."
"No, you remembered it wrong."
“Big Brother, what did you remember wrong?” Gu Qingshan’s eyes gradually turned blank. “What are we doing outside Junior Brother’s door?”
"Send him back to bed."
"oh."
Gu Qingshan nodded, "He went to bed so early, and I haven't even given him the gift I prepared for him yet."
"Change it to a hollow one and I'll give it to you next time." He closed the door towards Fuyun.
"good."
Gu Qingshan lowered his head and touched the wound on his abdomen. The scene of blood splattering appeared before his eyes.
"Big Brother, I failed the mission in Dongyin Country."
"I recorded everything that happened there using the photo stone."
A blue shadow stone floated up and fell into Chao Fuyun's hands.
"Go back to your room. I'll clean up after you finish the Xuanling Sect business."
"good."
When Gu Qingshan turned around, he suddenly remembered something.
"Big Brother, that monster has been eating non-stop."
"It eats everything, so you have to be careful."
"good."
Lower your eyelids towards the floating clouds.
The symptoms of the third junior brother's amnesia are becoming more and more serious.
Find his original spine as soon as possible.
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Ye Xingzhou didn't know how he fell asleep.
When I woke up, the sky was bright and I was already on the flying boat.
This punch is more powerful than a massage.
My whole body feels sore.
Ye Xingzhou stretched, opened the door and walked out.
His third senior brother is so weird.
Beautiful face, charming figure, body fragrance, attracts perverts, tear incontinence, poor memory.
It is hard to imagine how a person can live a normal life with these symptoms.
Ye Xingzhou also figured out why Gu Qingshan said "If you see me again, I'll beat him to death" when they first met last night.
Her fair and pretty face and seductive body fragrance attract perverts, and her strong physique allows perverts to intimidate others before taking action.
This person has no physical training and has no ability to protect himself at all!
The flying boat flew quickly through the clouds, and the barrier blocked the strong wind.
The Xuanling Sect was close at hand and gradually grew larger.
Until the flying boat stopped in front of the Xuanling Sect.
Ye Xingzhou followed the team and entered the Xuanling Sect.
The three rows in front of the competition stage are occupied by the disciples who have signed up to participate in the competition.
Ye Xingzhou found the seat belonging to Yantian Sect and sat down.
Opposite the Yantian Sect is the location of the Xuanling Sect.
Xiang Xiuyuan's gaze drifted towards the disciples watching the game in the back row again, his eyes searching.
Ye Xingzhou put his hand on his shoulder and leaned over with a smile, "Brother Xiang, are you looking for me?"
Xiang Xiuyuan coughed lightly, feeling a little unnatural.
"I thought you weren't here."
Last night was like a dream.
He really doesn't feel safe.
"That's impossible. I pushed away several of my senior brothers just to sit behind you."
Ye Xingzhou curled his lips and said, "Brother Xiang, let's spar well. You will definitely win."
The monk Song Fei who was sitting next to him rolled his eyes.
You still have the nerve to say that.
There is no such thing as squeezing and flying.
Ye Xingzhou scared away several of his fellow brothers simply by disgusting them.
First, he accidentally stepped on other senior brothers, and then he opened his mouth and said that he stepped in dog poop when he went out this morning.
I want everyone to have some good luck together.
Who can bear to see their shoes being treated like this?
So, everyone automatically made way for one path, and Ye Xingzhou successfully squeezed in.
What a disgusting method!
But it really works.
If there were no bottom line, he would really like to learn it.
Ye Xingzhou picked up a piece of water chestnut cake on the table and ate it with tea.
As I was eating, I felt a strong sense of being watched.
Familiar, and disgusting.
Just like—
Ye Xingzhou's eyes focused, accurately locking onto the person opposite him.
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