Going on a blind date with my brother

Wei Shao cursed the designer in his heart, but could only stammer in his defense.

Unfortunately, the more he tried to prove his innocence, the hotter his neck and ears became, which seriously reduced the persuasiveness of his words.

After hearing this, Philo nodded calmly, "It's okay."

Wei Shao breathed a sigh of relief, but then he thought about it and felt that something was wrong. Why did these words sound so much like "We have a good relationship, I won't blame you even if you have strange habits"?

Marx, he really didn't have this kind of--

This habit...

Philo turned and walked into the room, and the fair skin came into view again, with the beautiful curve of the waist and back appearing and disappearing under the dangling shirt fabric.

Wei Shao hurriedly lowered his head, and his Adam's apple rolled slightly unconsciously.

-

Philo finally put on his own clothes, black, looking like a cool guy.

The restaurant is located at the northern end of the quiet Dixing Commercial Street. It plays soothing light music and has elegant decoration.

Walking along the aisle, beautiful female waitresses smiled at them all the way.

"Gentlemen, this way please."

Just as Wei Shao was about to slip away to the next table, Fei Luo grabbed his sleeve and said, "Don't run around."

Wei Shao leaned forward and whispered in his ear, "It might not be good if someone comes and sees me later."

Fei Luo raised his eyes and looked at him clearly: "What's wrong with that?"

"Maybe because... I'm a male insect?" Wei Shao answered cautiously.

Philo retracted his gaze: "Don't worry, the imperial law does not allow androphilia to exist, and no male insect will attack the same sex."

Wei Shao: “…” Is this the key? !

Sometimes it was really hard for him to understand Philo's strange train of thought.

It's like you make an appointment to meet with your blind date, but he/she brings a male best friend with him/her. He/she doesn't think there is a problem because you won't get together with a male best friend anyway.

He changed his words to be more tactful: "He came to see you, and seeing me might cause misunderstanding and make him unhappy."

"What kind of misunderstanding could there be? Is our friendship so shameless?" Philo frowned slightly, stared into his eyes for two seconds, and asked directly, "Are you feeling guilty?"

Wei Shao immediately retorted: "How is that possible!"

Philo pushed his waist and said, "Then sit down."

Wei Shao: “…”

A man of integrity has nothing to fear. He has a 24k socialist brotherhood with Philo, so what is there to worry about?

...And with his appearance, no insect would know that he is a male unless they tell him, right?

Should be...right?

With this lucky mentality and inexplicable uneasiness, Wei Shao sat down.

After waiting for a while, Fei Luo took the menu and started to order. After ordering, he handed the menu to Wei Shao: "Order what you like."

Wei Shao took a quick glance and found that most of the dishes he wanted to order had already been ordered by Philo. He was slightly stunned, and then sighed that Philo was worthy of having the same birthday as him and their tastes were so similar.

He ordered a few more and put the menu back on the table.

Philo pushed the menu to the waiter: "Another glass of strawberry juice, thank you."

The waiter asked softly, "Will it be served right away?"

"Um."

Wei Shao was stunned for two seconds, held down the menu, and reminded in a low voice: "They haven't arrived yet."

Philo said calmly: "Just wait until he comes and order."

"That's not good." Wei Shao thought that he might not know much about this because he rarely went out to eat with others, let alone had a blind date. He patiently explained, "If we serve the food before he comes, it will seem that we don't respect him."

"Aren't you hungry?" asked Philo.

Wei Shao shook his head: "Not bad." Actually, it was a little bit, after all, he only ate two pieces of bread in the morning.

But business is important.

Philo looked at him and said in a low voice: "But I'm hungry."

“…”

Wei Shao looked down at the terminal, which showed twelve o'clock. "What time did you meet him?"

"Half past eleven."

Wei Shao loosened his fingertips and pushed the menu out: "Serve the food, and a glass of orange juice."

The Zerg's food is just average. For such an expensive high-end restaurant, their signature dish is not as good as the leftover rice made by Philo.

Wei Shao has a picky taste, but that also has its advantages. No matter how bad the food tastes, he can eat it successfully in order to fill his stomach.

When Philo saw him put down his chopsticks, he asked, "How is it?"

Wei Shao said without a second thought: "It's not as delicious as what you made."

"Then we'll go back and eat tonight." Philo said naturally, "I think this place is just average, too."

They had their meal and waited until half past one, but still saw no sign of the male insect.

Wei Shao glanced at the terminal and was no longer happy.

He was more than an hour late for our first meeting and didn't even say hello. How could he be a good person?

He asked Philo: "Go back?"

Philo didn't hesitate: "Yeah."

"Hey! Are you Philo?"

Just as he was about to leave, a male insect with blue hair swaggered out from behind the screen. He was a head and a half shorter than Philo, but his face was full of arrogance.

Fei Luo looked down at him, his voice cold and calm: "Yes."

The blue-haired male insect narrowed his eyes, crossed his arms and looked him up and down: "Admiral, you are not as clumsy as people say on the Internet, but your taste seems to be not very good. You are dressed so dull that it makes insects lose interest."

When Wei Shao heard this, he frowned immediately, but because of Philo beside him, he did not speak casually.

Philo didn't say anything either.

Lanmao sat down at the table, picked up the menu, glanced at it, quickly checked a long list of items, and threw it to the waiter without asking Wei Shao and Fei Luo.

Only then did Lanmao turn his head nonchalantly and looked at Filo unhappily and said, "Are you a piece of wood? Why don't you come over?"

Fei Luo walked forward a few steps with an expressionless face. Wei Shao was about to follow him but was stopped.

"Philo, I don't like to have an unknown bug interfere with our meeting," Lanmao glanced at Wei Shao unhappily, but was surprised to find that the bug looked pretty good. "This is your friend. Why, has he also applied for a match?"

Wei Shao's back teeth were already clenched.

Fei Luo pulled Wei Shao to sit opposite Lan Mao, and said in a cold tone: "Sir, he already has a partner."

Lanmao suddenly lost interest and turned his gaze back to Philo: "How old are you?"

“31.”

"So old, I'm only 25." Blue Hair pouted, "My pheromone purity is 70%."

The pheromone purity of most male insects is below 60%, and only the emperor's male monarch reaches a terrifying 89%.

He is already the best among ordinary male insects.

After saying this, he put his arms on the back of the chair and leaned back. This should have been a confident and arrogant gesture, but due to his short height, it was difficult for him to put his arms on the chair, which looked inexplicably funny.

He looked at Philo leisurely, waiting for the other party's surprise and desire.

However, Philo just said indifferently: "I know."

The blue-haired male insect felt indescribably ashamed and annoyed when the purity of his pheromone, which he was so proud of, was treated with such contempt.

He glanced at Philo unhappily, and his tone became cold: "I have four female servants at home. According to your status, you can barely become a female monarch if you marry me, but you are too stupid and too old. I think you will be dead in bed. I don't like you. How about this, I will give you the position of a female servant."

Wei Shao's face turned completely dark, and his fists made two "click" sounds.

Philo patted him gently under the table, then raised his eyes to the blue-haired male insect and said, "Sir, in this case, I may not be worthy of you."

Wei Shao looked at Philo in disbelief.

Lanmao was stunned when he heard this, then he smiled smugly and said contemptuously: "It's good that you know it."

"I am an S-class female insect. I cannot be marked if the pheromone purity is below 75%. Sorry, this match may be due to a mistake in the submission of the military data. I will report it to my superiors in a timely manner."

The blue-haired male insect's smile froze on his face.

Philo operated the terminal twice, and without even looking at him, he said, "I have already eaten and paid the bill. Sir, please help yourself."

After saying this, he turned around and left with Wei Shao.

"Damn you, you're such a worthless piece of junk, yet you're still putting on airs..."

Angry curses came from behind him. Wei Shao paused, but was dragged away by Fei Luo.

There is a cold drink shop not far from the restaurant. There are many insects lining up there, but the area in front of the special sales counter for male insects is much emptier.

Wei Shao didn't like this privilege, but he suddenly ran over, bought an orange-flavored ice cream and stuffed it into Philo's hand.

Fei Luo took it, lowered his head and took a sip: "You don't want to eat it?"

"You eat," Wei Shao smiled, "I left something in the restaurant, wait for me."

-

The blue-haired male insect ate a table full of expensive dishes as if to vent his anger, burped, and cursed Philo viciously in his heart.

While he was going to the bathroom, he used the terminal to post a message on the Male Insect Forum.

[Today I went to meet the military female Philo. Only after meeting him did I realize that there was a reason why he had such a bad reputation. He spoke word by word and looked reluctant to come. If you didn't know me, you would think that I forced him to submit the application. And it's so ugly that it's disgusting to look at. 】

[So did you marry him? ]

Should I marry him? It's ridiculous. This kind of stupid bastard can't make any sound in bed and can't even make me feel good. What's the point of bringing him home? 】

[But isn’t he very rich? ]

[The poster still doesn't understand. This kind of bug is interesting to develop. The one in my family had this kind of personality at the beginning, but now...tsk tsk...he's so coquettish. ]

Lanmao took a look at the reply and withdrew his hand that was about to unbutton his pants, ready to continue replying.

"Bang!"

He was kicked hard on the back, then a hand grabbed his collar and pushed him into a cubicle.

…

"Why did it take so long?" Most of the ice cream in Philo's hand was gone, and there were some sweet and sticky milk stains on his cold thin lips.

Wei Shao's expression warmed up a little: "I couldn't find it. I asked the waiter to help me look for it for a while."

Fei Luo nodded and showed him his terminal: "Just now, that male insect apologized to me on the forum."

Wei Shao said nonchalantly: "Oh, he deserves it. It's his fault for being so mean."